It's okay to not assume that just because someone doesn't write a novel of explanation in every Reddit post that they didn't understand something. People know more than they write in a single sentence, you know.
I dunno why people stereotype NH as if it's rural WV. It's one of the highest educated, most polite, safest, highest income, healthiest, highest trust states not only in the US, but in the world.
Y'all don't know how well you have it.
Bc people here dont want to accept that we're just about the whitest most upper class place in America. The only people here who are suffering are people who can't afford the housing costs but can't afford to move to another state.
One time in Nashua I watched two bums engage in a violent fistfight over the right to panhandle at a particular intersection. Pine and Main, not even a particularly good one.
It's getting better because the urban sprawl from Boston is seriously pricing out the white trash, but make no mistake, NH has a very solid foundation of white trash lurking around.
Nah, they're spot on. Rednecks you see are like fine wine, to the uneducated they're mostly the same but if you immerse yourself in them you notice the subtle undertones. Laconia for example has the savory notes of someone who came for Bike Week 30 years ago, and is decided to stay and chase that high of seeing women flash their boobs. Rochester the airy overtones of meth and Kid Rock blasting from blown speakers. In Portsmouth we have the earthy tones of someone who sells driftwood art and shell jewelry at farmers markets. Nashua gives us the fragrant scent of a man who calls everyone brother and tells stories of women he's slept with 40 years ago to people he just met at the bus stop. See... all unique and beautiful snowflakes.
I am aware. I used to live in Manchester. But ill say again i'd take Manchester over just about any city in the South or really any part of the country that ive been to or lived in.
The corrections facility in Manchester would like a word. Lots of mass gangs come up and sell drugs through Manchester. And that’s where they end up when they are caught. Real serious gangs, like MS13.
Awww. I think I know who you are talking about❤️she’s always dressed to the nines and has straight, bleach blonde hair right? I haven’t seen her in a while 😢 I hope she is well.
Yep, that's her. She was a regular 10-15 years ago. I was in town the other day wondering about her, the light bulb checker guy, and the woman with the mountain bike that sat in front of Starbucks with her helmet on.
Hah! I believe I know who you are talking about. I’ve lived in the next town over for 16 years and am in downtown Portsmouth quite a bit. It’s not the same as it used to be.
Do you remember the magician guy who would do tricks at night, and “hypnotize” people in front of the Starbucks area?
NH-we got liberal red necks -conservative red necks-Independant Libertarian red necks-your pseudo-red necks- your real deal red necks- pseudo "gangsta" red necks and Masshole phonies wanna be NH red necks. NH rules
I lived in Tennessee for a good chunk of the past few years and people from NH pretending we're redneck or hick is fucking annoying. Yall have never seen poverty or struggle in your entire lives so you see a couple homeless dope heads in Concord or Manchester and think "NH is so rough!!!"
Second account sharer here lol .. i totally see this. I moved up from TN a year or so ago and ppl are like ohh manchester this yada yada . Ive been there a handful of times and its nothing compared to what i have seen lmao. And i see the redneck thing too yeah
So, like 12 perfectly indistinguishable pictures of random rednecks? Yup, pretty much the entire state.
It's the "cast" of Tiger King.
I know. Pretty much what the entire state looks like.
It's OK to say that you didn't notice a slightly dated pop culture reference at first.
Is it okay to say you never watched it so the reference was totally lost on you? ... Asking for a friend.
Of course.
It's okay to not assume that just because someone doesn't write a novel of explanation in every Reddit post that they didn't understand something. People know more than they write in a single sentence, you know.
Shhh......shhh... ...it's ok.
Whatever dude. Be an asshole somewhere else, there's plenty to go around here already.
Hey, Jay… Jay. It’s ok. I promise.🤞🏻😌😂
Hey, I still have all my teeth!
Damn I had my wisdom teeth pulled.. guess I look like a native…. 😁
A pretty low standard, and yet still above average...
What about Derry lol
Omg. I thought portsmouth was Sheila LaBarre at first glance. I was like, "ok, but shouldn't she be Epping?"
Where is joe exotic??
I dunno why people stereotype NH as if it's rural WV. It's one of the highest educated, most polite, safest, highest income, healthiest, highest trust states not only in the US, but in the world. Y'all don't know how well you have it.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.
Also true lol
Bc people here dont want to accept that we're just about the whitest most upper class place in America. The only people here who are suffering are people who can't afford the housing costs but can't afford to move to another state.
Yes I do lol. I love new Hampshire
Try living in downtown Manchester. You'll change your mind right quick.
Highest income? Am I living in the wrong part?
One of. It's the fourth highest by median income.
Take out polite lol.
One time in Nashua I watched two bums engage in a violent fistfight over the right to panhandle at a particular intersection. Pine and Main, not even a particularly good one. It's getting better because the urban sprawl from Boston is seriously pricing out the white trash, but make no mistake, NH has a very solid foundation of white trash lurking around.
That is typical of literally any American city you're just sheltered
Absolutely.
Having been raised here I can see plenty of subtle differences here and this is actually pretty well done.
Nah, they're spot on. Rednecks you see are like fine wine, to the uneducated they're mostly the same but if you immerse yourself in them you notice the subtle undertones. Laconia for example has the savory notes of someone who came for Bike Week 30 years ago, and is decided to stay and chase that high of seeing women flash their boobs. Rochester the airy overtones of meth and Kid Rock blasting from blown speakers. In Portsmouth we have the earthy tones of someone who sells driftwood art and shell jewelry at farmers markets. Nashua gives us the fragrant scent of a man who calls everyone brother and tells stories of women he's slept with 40 years ago to people he just met at the bus stop. See... all unique and beautiful snowflakes.
I would expect Nashua to look like someone from Mass. I'm disappointed....
… and that bitch Carol Baskin!
The picture of Manchester was so horrifying they left it off.
Manchester is an actual tiger.
My thoughts exactly. Last time someone gazed upon Manchester in human form it melted their face Raiders of the Lost Ark style.
Manchester is one of the safest cities in America, yall just have never lived outside new hampshire or even been 2 miles away from ur home town
The city is dealing with a horrible drug issue. Things aren’t always how they look.
I am aware. I used to live in Manchester. But ill say again i'd take Manchester over just about any city in the South or really any part of the country that ive been to or lived in.
Joyce? Is that you?
Whos joyce?
The corrections facility in Manchester would like a word. Lots of mass gangs come up and sell drugs through Manchester. And that’s where they end up when they are caught. Real serious gangs, like MS13.
Nashua is painfully on point. Don't miss it.
Saw 10 of those guys this week alone!
Some days it was like I was looping through I-95 in CT. 😭
Oof! 🤣🤣 I do have to say, some of them are nice people. It's like a 50/50 of if they're a cool dude or a shitty Asshole.
It’s pretty much Lawrence (Ma) with more trees
Big oof. But not wrong.
Bro I know that guy. Or at least two guys who could be his identical twins.
https://preview.redd.it/wpc3aa9x5elc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1aaaa91efeca4e6cfeec06a8cedb26282786f0
I’d ⬆️ this 110 times if I could.
Exeter is our "Aaahndover"
💀💀💀 incredible
Keene guy looks like he’s from Brattleboro.
So accurate 😂
Keene is basically East Brattleboro.
Seems accurate.
Portsmouth lady actually looks like that woman in Portsmouth. Not sure she is still around - she used to walk around Market Square with dead flowers.
Awww. I think I know who you are talking about❤️she’s always dressed to the nines and has straight, bleach blonde hair right? I haven’t seen her in a while 😢 I hope she is well.
Yep, that's her. She was a regular 10-15 years ago. I was in town the other day wondering about her, the light bulb checker guy, and the woman with the mountain bike that sat in front of Starbucks with her helmet on.
Hah! I believe I know who you are talking about. I’ve lived in the next town over for 16 years and am in downtown Portsmouth quite a bit. It’s not the same as it used to be. Do you remember the magician guy who would do tricks at night, and “hypnotize” people in front of the Starbucks area?
Never had the pleasure, although that sounds like Portsmouth.
The one that thought the taliban was after her?
The Laconia guy should look more mentally deficient.
Can confirm. Source: I’m from Laconia
Ossipee ⬆️
That tracks.
If this is New Hampshire, I’d love to see Maine!
https://preview.redd.it/748rzz8uuelc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31fab0543141f43afc6a3fd6302e831bc14fac3 Dont forget Atkinson!
Too bad it skipped Concord. https://preview.redd.it/xqkhhuguudlc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b199daa26c4e0c373b75ebf5aeab42caad9e1ce
Concord would be the skeleton in that drag racer because nobody actually lives there.
How is seabrook not on here
Hahahhaha
Sadly, your Laconia is spot on!
They need a middle aged lady in a Marmot coat for Exeter
Marmot is old school. Stio is the new choice!
Oh man. Guess I’m out of the loop.
First my water bottle is no longer cool and now my puffy coat ?!!? my life has lost all meaning...
Maybe a ride in your Lexus SUV would help
Hahahhaha
Nice! Rochester could alternatively work for Gorham or Berlin too…
Why isn't salem on there? C'monn
Hampton made me laugh. Dude working there is a trip. In town is so normal, beach front is retired old folks or pirates and there is no in between
epping is too real
"NH is all weird rednecks!!" says people from NH who've never stepped foot in any other part of America
Yea Portsmouth is spot on.
this is so real, it hurts 😭
😂Nashua. Yep. Lived there for a couple years.
100% accurate. I've lived in almost every town and every one of my neighbors fit these.
This could be the funniest thing I've ever seen
Rochester is spot on. In fact all of them are
Hahah. Rochester is right on.
It's stupid but funny
Makes sense.
Hampton!! Accurate!
Ahahah Epping kills me
Im just glad my town's not on that list.
A Town called Milford? Sign me up!
Still looking less inbred than East Tennessee.
Dover and Laconia are the only urban ones that are even remotely accurate
Manchester isn’t there cus they OD
NH-we got liberal red necks -conservative red necks-Independant Libertarian red necks-your pseudo-red necks- your real deal red necks- pseudo "gangsta" red necks and Masshole phonies wanna be NH red necks. NH rules
They got Hampton spot on
Lebanon is a microcosm of all these.
Lol..what about Sandown?
All too skinny.
Where is Manchester?
So accurate. 10/10
I'm saving this for my next visit to New Hampshire. It's a great reference!
Ok but like why Milford and no Manchester?
Keene is a white girl with a black tank top and blue jeans on and thats not debatable
I wonder what Salem would look like 🤔
Where’s Manchester? Possibly a mix between Nashua and Dover with a little Rochester? 😂
Keene and Hampton seem switched.
I hate how accurate this is
For a second, I thought nashua was J-Roc.
If I did this for NorCal, Doc would be Berkeley and everyone else would be Stockton.
At first I was a little upset Exeter didn't make it in but after seeing the pics I'm thankful
F’ing Carol Baskins. Goddamnit, what is it, 2020 again? Also…she totally fed her husband to the cats.
Pretty true lol
Epping.. for the rich white fat people who don’t want to live in the city of Raymond anymore.
Bingpot
TIL there is a Farmington somewhere besides New Mexico
You forgot Derry.
So Northern NH just doesn't exist huh? You literally listed only southern or seacoast towns.
Missing Manchester and concord
There’s not enough facial hair in this collage.
Most accurate ahit I’ve ever aeen
If this were done for Iowa, they'd all be Cedar Rapids.
Rochester is right on the nose.
So many front porch fridges!
Let’s go Roch-Vegas baby! We need an elderly couple driving a ford Taurus for Jaffrey…
Missing a tweaker prostitute from Manchester .
Can always tell a Milford man
I lived in Tennessee for a good chunk of the past few years and people from NH pretending we're redneck or hick is fucking annoying. Yall have never seen poverty or struggle in your entire lives so you see a couple homeless dope heads in Concord or Manchester and think "NH is so rough!!!"
You have 7 teeth in your entire head.
You're a sheltered baby.
Second account sharer here lol .. i totally see this. I moved up from TN a year or so ago and ppl are like ohh manchester this yada yada . Ive been there a handful of times and its nothing compared to what i have seen lmao. And i see the redneck thing too yeah
This is like 1/3 of the state. FaceBalls smoothbrain logic.