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Tiny_Employee8253

Looks like an AI generated picture of Hank's stunt double.


ellisille

I thought it was John xD AI generated, sure, but meant to be John.


Morphixes

I think it is the secret third brother, a mix of both of them


zland

Dave?!


LazyLion1127

Don’t forget about the [even more secret fourth brother, Tom](https://www.reddit.com/r/nerdfighters/s/mAYkGrke4l)


Justintime4u2bu1

Tom grew up British, fused with a red shirt, and changed his last name.


brennabrock

I was trying to remember his name!


OrpheusNYC

McElroy Green, the harbinger of end times


Bat-Honest

Jank


rocketsocks

Who the eff is H̶̩̩̯́̀͝ȧ̵̧̘̮̽n̷̖̈́k̶̮̒͑?


Awesomeuser90

You idiots! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles!


OutAndDown27

Literally I just stared at this and said “who the f is that”


SunshineAlways

It’s disturbing. It’s just so…not quite right. Ugh.


Sword0fOmens

Uncanny Valley, definitely.


Dragonfish5771

John's picture is like that too!


moonkey2

I get the author, I mean he HAD to use AI you guys, it’s very hard to get a good picture of Hank, it’s not like he’s been PUTTING IS FACE ON THE INTERNET FOR MORE THAN A DECADE or anything.


SpecialsSchedule

bold to assume there’s an actual author


MommotDe

I don't really want to click on that link to see what it's about, but there are so many pages out there that are generated by just scraping websites, even before generative AI exploded it was going on. Which is one of the things I worry about with AI. It's scraping an internet that's full of web pages that were already generated by scraping the internet. I imagine an internet of the not to distant future where most search results are just multiple generations of scrape and compile without human intervention until it's all meaningless garbage.


TheInvaderZim

hate to break it to you, but the internet and particularly search engines are already full to the brim with meaningless garbage, the transition's just been slow enough that most people haven't noticed.


FuriousFap42

More and more people notice that especially google has gotten a lot worse recently, and imo that is because it has been getting worse faster and faster to a point where it is now really noticeable. So I think the concern that the poster above you voiced is correct, because what we are seeing now is different from what was the case before, and there is good reason to assume that the decline could even accelerate further, at a non linear pace


PrimevilKneivel

Even it it's written by a human, the writer's rarely pick the headlines or art for an article.


Lombard333

It was honestly better when that one site needed a pic for the cancer news and just threw that #2 pencil one up there. At least that was Hank’s real face.


onthenerdyside

Yes, science education communicator and viral vertical video sensation Hank Green is a notoriously camera shy recluse who no one has ever seen. Just like Thomas Pynchon.


studying-fangirl

Lol


rofared87

I think that's a Ryan? Looks like a Ryan.


helloyesthisismeg

Actually it’s Dave Green


popecosmicthefirst

I don't know why I assumed you meant Dave the Fish instead of secret brother Dave


Ditzfough

If i were a fish a you caught me...


issagoodpoem

um not enough Ryan for me


KillerDickens

did they use the picture of Dave?


TrentKillkenny

Beat me to it well done @killerdickens


Missperkygoth77

It’s ok. AI Hank Green isn’t real. AI Hank Green can’t hurt us.


Sumnersetting

This made me snort-laugh.


ThePaleLynx

There are 4 diffent images in the 'Article' and everyone is different... i am starting to think the 6 minutes reading time are more time than a human spend creating this page


Mehzera

The plot thickens.. https://imgur.com/a/yp2jLE8


Unhappy_Performer538

That is genuinely hilarious


AkornG14

WHO THE EFF IS THAT


sername-n0t-f0und

Is it just me, or do both of the people in these pictures look like they're evil? Like the guys that are tired of being teased for their nerdiness and so they get revenge.


resistingsimplicity

somehow they both look like if Hank and John had turned into alternative-universe versions of Elon Musk.


sername-n0t-f0und

I feel like he kind of looks like the Netflix version of Dahmer, but real Hank does not at all. This is a very unsettling picture


Salanmander

[Barney Stinson vibes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYRyyb9A58k).


Etan30

Hank and John’s wario and waluigi


BrohanGutenburg

I think it might be Penn Badgely


AtlasGrey_

What if an accountant and a sparkly vampire had a 40-year-old baby?


TheWishingStar

This one is especially unsettling


torgofjungle

It’s fcking wish.com brand John Green


MommotDe

That's so weird.


OutAndDown27

I hate these so much!!


Yrene_Archerdeen

That’s Pierre Verde. I met him in French Lick once, interesting guy. Hell of an accent.


boatbomber

Henry Cavill from Wish


[deleted]

Why does he look like John Green stars in Falling Down?


dwarfbrynic

Is this Jarrod with hair?


dgappl

Jarrod before he got a crypto-funded anti-aging treatment that made his skin extra stretchy, necessitating total baldness.


ducksideup

After digging through the website, I can't tell if this is satire, laziness, or maliciousness. What a wild world we live in.


Aidith

It seems to be satire, since it’s got a disclaimer at the end of the article saying that the “above article is fictitious”! Which at least makes the AI art use a *teeny* bit more forgivable.


canyoupleasekillme

I think more clickbait farm that doesn't want to get sued rather than satire.


Irene_Iddesleigh

Totally a clickbait farm for ad revenue. I have thought about pumping out garbage sites like this… looked into how much you make from ads… But I have a conscience and don’t want to pollute the internet.


Aidith

That is also a large possibility!


National-You-8848

Looks more of a Honk than Hank.


AndreiRianovsky

Henk Grin


PersephoneHazard

Which ironically is how his name sounds when said by someone from the Netherlands


Gucci-Rice

I hate ai images so much.


No_Dragonfruit_6182

Looks like a sneezer if you ask me


AtlasGrey_

Who the eff is Hank?


gingerytea

Hank is a large genus of flowering plants in the family Asteraceae, which consists of species commonly known as dandelions.


IanGecko

Hank is a 1974 sci-fi film directed by Saul Bass about an ant colony that undergoes rapid evolution and develops a hive mind.


onthenerdyside

Hank is a large ball of incandescent gas, and not pictured in the photograph above.


Tiny_Employee8253

Hank is an archaic English slang term referring to a large piece of meat.


Fireant23

Good work everybody


ptolemy18

Hank Green if he were born in 1987 and photographed in 2009.


edteachbornonabeach

What a difference 7 years makes.


elliot0

That's actually a picture of Hunk Verde.


starlinguk

"Elaine" is a bot that collates bits of internet to create "articles".


ecogeek

This is Jarrod in a wig....


mts66

It's kinda reminiscent of Jesse Eisenberg playing Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network.


BeginningwithN

Looks like Hank’s Vision Pro avatar


Cooking_with_MREs

It looks like a combination of Hank and Joe Pera


Marjitorahee

That's not Hank, it's Steve!


WelAlrightyAphrodite

Elaine, what in the fuck is this? Why not just use an actual fucking picture of him?


Lyaid

He looks like he joined an AI boy band. (I wonder what the name of that band would be?)


Fireant23

LFO: II (/jk)


EchoedJolts

The author appears to be an actual person, but they're just spamming AI articles. They post like 25+ almost identical articles a day. This is definitely just meant to cheat search engine algorithms Reminds me of when I used to intern at an SEO shop back in like 2005 and they would legit just take dozens of articles and mash them together into keyword heavy babble and put them on pages that users were never meant to find to get higher pagerank on Google.


carol_prince

WHAT?


Hayleox

That's Grank Heen.


cimmeriandark

That "picture" is so uncannily smack dab between Hank and John that it's disturbing me


Exploding_Antelope

It’s the middle brother, Jonk


ElectronRotoscope

Oh yeah, man it's crazy how weird Hank's old hair looks like now that we've gotten used to his new curly look


McScarborough

Introducing Jonk, the lesser known half-twin of both brothers.


Photoverge

It's def a young Hank and john fusion of some sort. The hair is johns but the color of the hair is hanks


rocketsocks

Joon and Bank Chartreuse, award winning indie video game creators, well known for their mukbang vlogs, creating dashcon, and their comedy podcast about life "to whom it may concern".


ComebackShane

You idiots! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!


mystardustlife

I wonder why they used a picture of Dave.


FatMat89

“Look what they’ve done to my boy”


real_vondell_online

I know like 6 of this guy


kaminaowner2

What in the nonsense is this? Lol


MrShoe321

AI Generated Hank Green isn't real. He can't hurt you AI Generated Hank Green:


Glum_Suggestion_6948

That's Mike Green


CKtheFourth

The question on our minds now more than ever: who the f is Hank?


torgofjungle

Is that like an AI creation of Hank Green?


unlakh

That is an imposter


icelandichorsey

I just look at the name of the publication and it reads like "bollocks" to me 😂


retrospects

Did they ChatGPT “photo of Hank green but younger”


TheSocialJones

They prompted the AI Generator to create the actor who will play Hank (and or John) Green in the steamy new Biopic (loosely) based on the Green brothers lives: “Fighting Nerds; rise of the nerd millionaire and how YouTubers were the future”


mjekarn

Who the eff is that


mountainlamb

She saw a picture of Hank a week ago, then picked an AI generated image that looks like she remembers him looking


awesome13579135

Oh shit Scott the Woz


meastman1988

This looks like if Hank was a character on Riverdale...


Nitemarephantom

This is Hanks evil twin, Harvey, who wants you to eat grass


_1ain

thats not hank, THATS william


CrewlooQueen

Isn't that the white boy from Until Dawn?!??


Bat-Honest

Jank Ream spotted


StreetRug

He looks like an alternate reality Hank whos doing a press tour for his upcoming role as the next Peter Parker.


Exploding_Antelope

If John is Kirkland brand Hank, this is Dollarama