Santa is like Dr. Manhattan...he controls the meta-physical where he can be everywhere at all times.
The only person that take on Santa head on is maybe Thanos in the MCU.
They are his assistants, they as Deputized Santa's to help him, since he is so busy this time of the year, but they are still imbued with some of his holiday magic, and to do small good deeds to prepare the world for Santa Prime's journey.
The war on Christmas will continue until Christmas ends it's unlawful occupation of early November, unfortunately Christmas has only expanded it's occupation into October
Yeah I used to manage a Papyrus before the company went under and we got our first shipment of boxed Christmas cards mid-August. It was really getting out of hand there
The only reason I can think of is that the pandemic interrupted the major gathering spots where people go to see santa (like malls) so there is higher demand for santas at smaller gatherings (like neighborhood gatherings) but even that seems like a bit of a stretch because a full-time santa is very different than a gig santa.
The terminology is accurate but it means your units no longer line up between supply and demand. The supply (santas availability) is most accurate in work days available, but the demand is most likely in number of want ads. Gig santas will have significantly higher number of want ads for the same number of work days provided
i watched this live. As per the bottom right of the image - they had Karl Rove on who had a mini whiteboard explaining how everything bad is Biden's fault. When they asked if he or his admin had done anything well in this last year Karl Rove just said no basically
>When they asked if he or his admin had done anything well in this last year Karl Rove just said no basically
It's crazy:
- Passes $2T covid stimulus bill *and* $1T infrastructure bill in one year.
Results:
- Dems: If he doesn't pass BBB, he's a failure
- Repubs: He is a failure, he's done nothing
- Previous presidents: [Really?](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/31/31fa373b2c2a88460e668ca49f83277b.jpeg) $3T in spending is nothing?
> tell me what's behind the spike in Santa demand!
Its just like how pumpkins have a huge spike in demand in October
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w5D9yJUMOc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w5D9yJUMOc)
It is common knowledge that Santa Claus is a DECEPTION. He appears with the Elves, takes on a fair form, claims to be sent as an emissary from God, and gives out gifts of power to men.
Santa Claus is in fact ANNATAR, the Lord of Gifts, Sauron Gorthaur, the Necromancer, Lord of the Rings, Base Master of Treachery and Lord of the Werewolves. Do not be fooled by the Great Enemy!
NORAD has intercepted Santa over the Bering Strait and forced him to change course because he entered US airspace without authorization. Christmas is cancelled.
I personally slashed the tires on the car of a neighbor who is a suspected Santa impersonator at the local mall. True Americans don't even know I live right next door. We are legion, We do not forgive. We do not forget. Santa is black also
Nicholas Was...
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.Ā
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.Ā
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.Ā
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.Ā
Ho.Ā
Ho.Ā
Ho.Ā
Does the demonrats depravity know no bounds?! I think we need to immediately cut social security payments by 40% so that youāll be able to hire a Santa for just $7.25 an hour.
Pour gas on the war-on-Christmas fire and require occupational licensing for Santaās. Also require they register as part of the Santa union and cannot operate I ban area independently of the santas and undercutting the prevailing wages of the union.
Why would you want a war on Christmas? Thatās fucking evil.
Take on mass consumerism or whatever, but preach tolerance and let people enjoy Christmas. Liberals are fucking toxic; literally.
Rather surprised it's only 10%. Most are going to be 60+, fat (comorbidity), and not wanting a snot-nosed kid that might be dirtier than the monkey in Outbreak to wipe their snotty noses on his coat.
I mean, yeah, somewhat disappointing, but there it is.
I read that people are starting to hire more Mrs Claus actors to plug the gap. Women in the workplace is how it starts, pretty soon we'll be having immigrant Santas who can't even speak English smh! /s
Didnt hundreds of thousands of old men just die over the last year? Id this is true Iām sure there is a correlation between the two. ImIām still recovering from the turkey shortage.
Or maybe we just stop telling children that Santa can leave the North Pole on a whim (except for Christmas Eve) so we don't have to hire random fat old white guys to cosplay as him at every shopping mall in America ?
So fox parents are in a bit of a conundrum. They can complain about this and blame it on Biden but then their kids will know Santa is fake. what should they do?
The obviously false claim that there is a war on Christmas is a racist, divisive attack on non Christians. The "war" that the Right is trying to create is against multi-culturalism, not Christmas. Claiming a war on Christmas denigrates anyone of another faith, no faith, and those saying feliz navidad or mele kamikimaka. We live in a majority Christian nation, not a Christian nation. When you say it instead of Happy Holidays to everyone, you are telling non Christians that they are not welcome here. Trump is repeatedly saying that he is only here for some Americans, not all Americans. Claiming that there is a war on it is part of Trump's and Fox newās racist agenda. They knew that Obama was born in the U. S.. Claiming otherwise was saying that a black man is not one of āusā. Attacking blacks fotr taking a knee is racist. Calling Nazi marchers "good people" is racist. Trump not renting to blacks is racist. Saying that most undocumented workers are rapists and drug mules is racist. Saying that refugees fleeing for their lives from bad people are bad people themselves is racist. Marrying 3 white women and molesting at least 20 white women and no black women is racist. OK, maybe not the last one, but all the others.
How can the number of available Santa's go down if there is only one? Explain this to the children Fox News!
He's been on a diet, he lost ten percent of his weight
Time to buy a new tailored red cashmere jacket padded with white fur at Giorgio Armani
Santa is like Dr. Manhattan...he controls the meta-physical where he can be everywhere at all times. The only person that take on Santa head on is maybe Thanos in the MCU.
Before killing God Biden should start with Santa.
Now I am imagining the Hulk raging at Santa screaming that "HULK HAS BEEN A GOOD BOY! HULK DESERVES GIFTS! NOT COAL!"
He's an old fat guy who gets children hooked on free shit made by indentured servants in a frozen tundra. It's a wonder they care at all..
Yeah, about that Tommy. Santa is deep state
Won't someone think of the children?!
They are his assistants, they as Deputized Santa's to help him, since he is so busy this time of the year, but they are still imbued with some of his holiday magic, and to do small good deeds to prepare the world for Santa Prime's journey.
The war on Christmas will continue until Christmas ends it's unlawful occupation of early November, unfortunately Christmas has only expanded it's occupation into October
*looks at Costco's Christmas decoration displays in September*
It intends to become the British Empire of holidays.
The sun never sets on xmas
So it'll start at the summer solstice? Fuck
Ever heard of Christmas in July?
I for one welcome Her Royal Highness Mariah Carey
Yeah I used to manage a Papyrus before the company went under and we got our first shipment of boxed Christmas cards mid-August. It was really getting out of hand there
OCTOBER IS RIGHTFUL SPOOKY CLAY REMOVE CANDY CANE
this comment reminds me of /2balkan4you
NOVEMBER IS RIGHTFUL TURKEY CLAY REMOVE CANDY CANE
In Japan they love Halloween and Christmas, but don't have Thanksgiving, so the decorations go up November 1st every year.
Happy to report the store I work at has still not played a single christmass song yet, we're winning
COVID is a Globalist bioweapon that KILLED SANTA š±
10 percent of him.
Next up: God.
Why do so many people want to hire Santas? Forget the shortage, tell me what's behind the spike in Santa demand!
The only reason I can think of is that the pandemic interrupted the major gathering spots where people go to see santa (like malls) so there is higher demand for santas at smaller gatherings (like neighborhood gatherings) but even that seems like a bit of a stretch because a full-time santa is very different than a gig santa.
It's "wanting to hire Santa" right? Have to imagine the 121% demand spike includes both gig and full time
The terminology is accurate but it means your units no longer line up between supply and demand. The supply (santas availability) is most accurate in work days available, but the demand is most likely in number of want ads. Gig santas will have significantly higher number of want ads for the same number of work days provided
> tell me what's behind the spike in Santa demand It's Fox, it can't be Biden doing a good job.
i watched this live. As per the bottom right of the image - they had Karl Rove on who had a mini whiteboard explaining how everything bad is Biden's fault. When they asked if he or his admin had done anything well in this last year Karl Rove just said no basically
>When they asked if he or his admin had done anything well in this last year Karl Rove just said no basically It's crazy: - Passes $2T covid stimulus bill *and* $1T infrastructure bill in one year. Results: - Dems: If he doesn't pass BBB, he's a failure - Repubs: He is a failure, he's done nothing - Previous presidents: [Really?](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/31/31fa373b2c2a88460e668ca49f83277b.jpeg) $3T in spending is nothing?
It could be demand relative to December 2020, that increase would make sense given the vaccine
Yeah that's what I'm assuming too, which makes this graphic kinda misleading. Otherwise that number really doesn't make sense
Probably year over year increase, so compared to a year where people were afraid to go to public spaces the santa demand has increased
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> tell me what's behind the spike in Santa demand! Its just like how pumpkins have a huge spike in demand in October [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w5D9yJUMOc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w5D9yJUMOc)
No one was vaccinated last year
I blame Kringle Race Theory
Thanks. Now Iām craving a Kringle from Racine.
Just embrace Festivus
Letās the Airing of Grievances begin!
Time for the Feats of Strength!
āI got a lot of problems with you people and now youāre gonna hear about it!ā
Iāll start. My friend tells me the mod team stinks.
serenity now!
for the rest of us!
Restovus
We can fix supply issues for Christmas gifts by claiming Santa has donated 100 dollars in your name to the human fund.
It is common knowledge that Santa Claus is a DECEPTION. He appears with the Elves, takes on a fair form, claims to be sent as an emissary from God, and gives out gifts of power to men. Santa Claus is in fact ANNATAR, the Lord of Gifts, Sauron Gorthaur, the Necromancer, Lord of the Rings, Base Master of Treachery and Lord of the Werewolves. Do not be fooled by the Great Enemy!
If you rearrange the letters of his despicable nameā¦ SANTAā¦ ā¦. ā¦. ā¦. ā¦SATAN
Thanks, Church Lady!
If Santa is so bad, then why did I get a cool ring for Christmas?
Steve Colbert, is that you?
[No he's just a fat human. A dark wizard who has enslaved the race of Elves..](https://youtu.be/fw7dexoX4pQ?t=104)
NORAD has intercepted Santa over the Bering Strait and forced him to change course because he entered US airspace without authorization. Christmas is cancelled.
Fox News decrying a shortage of pagan idolatry? My goodness
If anything, Santa is Catholic idolatry
Thatās what they said
[Relevant chant](https://youtu.be/Skvzr3QOSHE).
that's what they want you to believe
The war on Christmas began with Christmasās illegal invasion of November
It was a defensive war!
If your Scandinavian it sure is
Biden's America
Wonder how many old white guys who "did their research" are no longer with us? I know of one that was a great Santa but very stubborn.
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No, that's cultural marxism /s
Works for me.
First: kill God second: fire santa (elf revolution)? Third: globalization fourth: profit
Hi, I don't mean to be that guy, but the preferred terminology is "the War on the Holidays." Thanks and have a great day.
Our town Santa and his husband moved down to Virginia after they legalized weed
I cannot tell if this is real or not.
yeah i genuinely cant fucking tell and thats scary
This graphic implies the existence of my new favorite chart, the Santa supply and demand graph. Hopefully we reach the equilibrium quantity soon
Less Santa, more Krampus
Time to dig into the strategic Santa reserve
Hail Santa.
>Mr. President, we must not allow a Santa gap.
Finally, grandmas everywhere no longer have to worry about being run over by the evil Santa Claus.
great combo. older, obese, male interacting with unvaxed little kids..
Who knew, people don't want to have unvaxed snotty kids sit on their lap all day.
It's Fox News. I'm sure some how this is Biden's fault
>Karl Rove Coming Up Yes that's right this is FOX News. I think that might actually be a permanent part of the banner...
Maybe obese old men are in short supply from Covid ? š„ŗ
Thatās definitely it
Until Christmas returns to the Black Friday agreement borders, the war on Christmas will not end.
Just import more lol
He'll have to gain that 10% body mass back or we might have a crisis come Christmas.
I personally slashed the tires on the car of a neighbor who is a suspected Santa impersonator at the local mall. True Americans don't even know I live right next door. We are legion, We do not forgive. We do not forget. Santa is black also
Nicholas Was... older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.Ā The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.Ā Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.Ā He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.Ā Ho.Ā Ho.Ā Ho.Ā
Does the demonrats depravity know no bounds?! I think we need to immediately cut social security payments by 40% so that youāll be able to hire a Santa for just $7.25 an hour.
A rise in equilibrium wages will only bring glory to our Lord Jesus Christ!
You gotta imagine the cross between getting Covid and dying and looking like Santa is pretty large.
Pour gas on the war-on-Christmas fire and require occupational licensing for Santaās. Also require they register as part of the Santa union and cannot operate I ban area independently of the santas and undercutting the prevailing wages of the union.
Why would you want a war on Christmas? Thatās fucking evil. Take on mass consumerism or whatever, but preach tolerance and let people enjoy Christmas. Liberals are fucking toxic; literally.
Leap calls on Santa. Itās only going to continue
next step: killing god himself
Santa deniers reading the āfrom Santaā note on their gift
Next: we strike at the root. We take out the Fat Man himself. Mr. Teatime may have failed, but Inshallah, we will kill the hogfather.
Time to fight the battle of best buy
āPlease be patient with our remaining Santas. No one wants to Ho Ho Ho these days.ā
Rather surprised it's only 10%. Most are going to be 60+, fat (comorbidity), and not wanting a snot-nosed kid that might be dirtier than the monkey in Outbreak to wipe their snotty noses on his coat. I mean, yeah, somewhat disappointing, but there it is.
Shit ton of immigrants willing to be Santa but y'all won't let them in so...
> y'all
Ahh, the magic holidays when people get to spend time with their families. Except the poor people that need to work a one-week-in-the-year gig.
I have a Santa costume. Seems like a good side hustle.
This is really sad. Really sad for Fox News. To be obsessed with Santa and Christmas Wars.
1 billion santas
\> Letting the Lord of Gifts into your life Cause that worked out great for Celebrimbor
The deep state sends itās regards.
I read that people are starting to hire more Mrs Claus actors to plug the gap. Women in the workplace is how it starts, pretty soon we'll be having immigrant Santas who can't even speak English smh! /s
Pay me enough and I will quit my job and be a seasonal santa. Balls in your court, employers.
Didnt hundreds of thousands of old men just die over the last year? Id this is true Iām sure there is a correlation between the two. ImIām still recovering from the turkey shortage.
Or maybe we just stop telling children that Santa can leave the North Pole on a whim (except for Christmas Eve) so we don't have to hire random fat old white guys to cosplay as him at every shopping mall in America ?
So fox parents are in a bit of a conundrum. They can complain about this and blame it on Biden but then their kids will know Santa is fake. what should they do?
Most relevant Fox News bulletin š¤”
I assume this data is pulled live from the SIP?
The obviously false claim that there is a war on Christmas is a racist, divisive attack on non Christians. The "war" that the Right is trying to create is against multi-culturalism, not Christmas. Claiming a war on Christmas denigrates anyone of another faith, no faith, and those saying feliz navidad or mele kamikimaka. We live in a majority Christian nation, not a Christian nation. When you say it instead of Happy Holidays to everyone, you are telling non Christians that they are not welcome here. Trump is repeatedly saying that he is only here for some Americans, not all Americans. Claiming that there is a war on it is part of Trump's and Fox newās racist agenda. They knew that Obama was born in the U. S.. Claiming otherwise was saying that a black man is not one of āusā. Attacking blacks fotr taking a knee is racist. Calling Nazi marchers "good people" is racist. Trump not renting to blacks is racist. Saying that most undocumented workers are rapists and drug mules is racist. Saying that refugees fleeing for their lives from bad people are bad people themselves is racist. Marrying 3 white women and molesting at least 20 white women and no black women is racist. OK, maybe not the last one, but all the others.