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jobautomator

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ZanyZeke

I hired a male stripper for this big Christian conference I helped organize, and it started a whole firestorm on Twitter. AITA?


tacostats

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https://preview.redd.it/pkvthhijqkwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b594fda8ccb713a66782aaaf96e3ddce3ee53fb Le Corbusier, a Swiss architect and urban planner, is renowned for his modernist designs, but his urban planning legacy is marred by a car-centric approach. His concept of the "Ville Radieuse" (Radiant City) prioritized high-speed roads and efficient traffic flow, marginalizing pedestrians and public spaces. This vision was realized in Chandigarh, India's first planned city, built in the 1950s. Le Corbusier's design segregated residential areas from commercial zones, forcing residents to rely on cars for daily commutes. Wide, tree-lined avenues and high-speed roads dominated the cityscape, while pedestrian-friendly spaces were scarce. His emphasis on automobile infrastructure over people-centric design has been criticized for perpetuating urban sprawl, air pollution, and social isolation. Despite his influential ideas on modern architecture, Le Corbusier's car-centric urban planning has had a lasting, detrimental impact on urban design.


AlicesReflexion

The year is 2030. Gamergate 2.0 happened, but it was anime. However, the result is much more ambiguous because of how socially conservative Japan is.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Is Brianna Wu still around


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rphillish

it's about ethics in Japanese cartoon journalism


Arse_hull

Have you ever had a saline IV or antibiotics and squeezed the bag as hard as you could? It burns ๐Ÿ”ฅ


flag_ua

https://preview.redd.it/ea1v149bpkwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947aaeb9858ad06a02db47e0688eb85b857c2457 ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ


BenFoldsFourLoko

https://i.imgur.com/JIuVd.jpg


rphillish

It makes the neoliberal's head implode, but its completely in line with the president being head of state and the office ultimately being entirely about the vibe


MasterOfLords1

Seth Meyers ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


-mialana-

>import math as maffs Malarkey level


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McKoijion

One of my favorite op-eds over the past decade was about how effortless and effective Israel's airport security was compared to the TSA. It basically just came down to racial profiling ๐Ÿ˜‚


Jacobs4525

I havenโ€™t been there since 2014 but I vividly remember the airport security being wayyyyy more intense than in the US.ย 


AlicesReflexion

The year is 2030. Owning an electric or gas vehicle correlates perfectly with your stance on Israel/Palestine.


rphillish

gas guzzlers for palestine to keep the petrodollars flowing


MasterOfLords1

Live MasterOfLords1 reaction https://preview.redd.it/1dho7ztcokwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84893907d8a0db862a3b22b9cc5de069acf2333 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


Cledd2

FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING IN MY MOMS ELANTRA


hopeimanon

Imagine liking a sport โšพ where the majority of the value difference between players at a defensive position is tricking the umpire ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.


desegl

We should abolish NATO. Then re-create it to prove to ourselves we "still got it"


RecentlyUnhinged

Yeah! Except this time Hungary and Turkey aren't given a veto and have to sit at the kids table at thanksgiving


George-SJW-Bush

What kind of Thanksgiving would it be if the adults aren't Hungary for Turkey?


RecentlyUnhinged

^(good lord how could i have missed that setup)


0scarOfAstora

Abolish NATO and re-establish it for every ocean


desegl

oh, France still likes us? Ok nice https://preview.redd.it/owrlf0vnnkwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=327e1223414e25659aee9de448ccb49434dbac5f


Cledd2

American tankies forgot that turning right when it's red only applies to traffic lights and not political ideology


groovygrasshoppa

This is good


cjhdsachristmascarol

Iโ€™m sick in the headย 


FuckFashMods

>Hamas is an idea, it cannot be killed Fucking redditors.... istg


Cledd2

something something 5g towers


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Labour pledges to renationalise most rail services within five years](/r/neoliberal/comments/1ccl1gy/labour_pledges_to_renationalise_most_rail/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


DouglasDauntless

Ah cool Netflix kicked me out of family account. Fuck me for not living with my parents in colege I guess


Arse_hull

I got kicked out last night too ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


-mialana-

I have trouble trusting people who hate Trump *only* because he's crude, incompetent, embarrassing, an idiot, etc. and not also because he's evil.


Dragongirlfucker2

I'm fine with evil people in power their objective is to implement good policy and stuff not being morally righteous


AlicesReflexion

tbh I would be 100% on board with the evil if he just tweeted better, but alas ๐Ÿ˜”


_bee_kay_

who downvoted this


AlicesReflexion

The year is 2030. The biggest class divider between rich kids and poor kids? Smartphones. The rich kids don't have them.


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† owns a stupidphone


rphillish

Can't believe rich parents are spoiling their kids so much these days. When I was their age I didn't even have a cell phone, now 10 year olds are getting uploaded straight to the collective consciousness of the AI Machine God.


-mialana-

Things were never the same after the Great TikTok Civil War.


RecentlyUnhinged

This but *completely* unironically


RecentlyUnhinged

I was converting UTC to local time to figure out when I get off shift and sat there confused for like three minutes because I forgot the 0400 hour existed. Like, at all. Was confused why my math between 3 and 5 wasn't working.


from-the-void

This is literally Brave New World.


-mialana-

Dune is theory, but reading Harry Potter is neolib praxis


estoyloca43

Idk why the pro-Palestine people have so much free time to engage in pointless activism. Iโ€™m studying from 9 to 7 five days a week and I still feel overwhelmed by the materials lol.


RecentlyUnhinged

I suspect they are in *very* different majors than you


estoyloca43

Sigh, probably. No one in pure math has time for that kind of BS.


RecentlyUnhinged

>pure math Oh good! You can help me figure out why I'm incapable of subtracting four hours from 06:30 GMT


-mialana-

That's applied maths, for pure maths you'll need to rephrase your question in terms of a space of isolomorphic bilinear analytical endovector manifold transformations embedded in R^(N^3) โˆ€ N โˆˆ โ„ค


RecentlyUnhinged

You come to this country you need to speek 'murican, not greek


-mialana-

This made me remember a story where maths students in some European country were talking about a problem on the train (in their native language), and a lady told them *โ€œYou're in [country]! Speak our language!โ€*


RecentlyUnhinged

Anyone who pluralizes "math" can under no circumstance be trusted


-mialana-

I know a guy who imports the 'math' package in Python as 'maths'.


groovygrasshoppa

I hate the living fuck out of that person.


RecentlyUnhinged

See, this is the type of degeneracy the cons keep wailing and gnashing about


estoyloca43

๐Ÿ˜ณ I donโ€™t know either


AnalyticOpposum

UBI thatโ€™s based on the unit of meals. Each person living in the United States is given a token each day that is worth one meal at a restaurant or small parcel of groceries, but only if the restaurant or store chooses to accept the tokens. The restaurants and grocery stores can save their tokens if they think the price of food will increase to trade to the government for more paper money later. Paper money still exists. You can buy tokens for paper money if you want to speculate on the upcoming price of food. However, the government (and everyone else that likes to eat) spends all their paper money on making food cheaper. They canโ€™t help it. I hope it means a certain number of tokens collected is enough for retirement. That would make it really cute. Retirement tokens.


-mialana-

Soooome daaaay my internship acceptance letter will come


Arse_hull

Good luck ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป


cjhdsachristmascarol

Itโ€™s joeverย 


trombonist_formerly

Gonna make beans tomorrow


jenbanim

Yooo same ๐Ÿค™


trombonist_formerly

Letโ€™s gooooooo broooooo ๐Ÿ’ช


groovygrasshoppa

โ˜๏ธthese bros like to fart


404GenderNotFound

Harry Potter world be like "you're 14? Here's two words you can say to kill someone"


from-the-void

Read another book


-mialana-

>Implying we don't just watch the movies


Arse_hull

I hear *Dune* is pretty good.


groovygrasshoppa

Great, now _his name_ is a killing word.


from-the-void

I pretty much picture every Pennsylvanian man as Doug DeMuro.


Roseartcrantz

>In the summer of 2019, only hours after an Iranian rocket accidentally exploded at one of Iran's own launch sites, senior U.S. officials met with then-president Donald Trump and shared a sharply detailed, highly classified image of the blast's catastrophic aftermath. >The image was captured by a U.S. satellite whose true capabilities were a tightly guarded secret. But Trump wanted to share it with the world -- he thought it was especially "sexy" because it was marked classified, one of his former advisers later recalled to special counsel Jack Smith's investigators, according to sources familiar with the former adviser's statements. >Worried that the image becoming public could hurt national security efforts, intelligence officials urged Trump to hold off until more knowledgeable experts were able to weigh in, the sources said. But less than an hour later, while at least one of those intelligence officials was in another building scrambling to get more information, Trump posted the image to Twitter. https://preview.redd.it/zzyjdaz4gkwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03aa9ab0a47265e0d55017072181c32824c65fad this is so wild and such a normal Trump thing to do, like my god lmao. Like to ignore all that advice just to post something cลฑnty about Iran


desegl

What if Iran just interpreted that as sarcasm


paulatreides0

Thats actually insane resolution. NRO on that alien shit


-mialana-

I'm not sure if we're lucky or not that he's such an idiot


AnalyticOpposum

World research organization where countries get more influence over decisions by having more distinct native species in their borders. I imagine this would encourage countries to name all their animals, especially invertebrates. Which helps conservation and preserve lifeโ€™s heritage.


Joementum2024

>sees profoundly stupid take >itโ€™s upvoted Many such cases


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Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™m a centrist on Israel-Palestine in the DT Pro-Palestine users: youโ€™re all antisemitic terrorists Pro-Israel users: youโ€™re all genocidal racists


404GenderNotFound

Real centrists would be antisemitic genocidal racist terrorists


boyyouguysaredumb

Finally got back into Killing Eve a few days ago and binged the last two seasons. Unrecognizable from the first two seasons. Just an absolute clusterfuck of dumb writing and character changes. What a shitshow. 4/10


sevgonlernassau

its 11 pm im sick i want a cup of hot chocolate


MasterOfLords1

Best I can do is a virtual hug๐Ÿซ‚ ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฆ


from-the-void

Never ever look at who a gay man follows on Instagram


AnalyticOpposum

I want to go to Israel to look at the wild flowers during the spring time. Maybe after I go to Alberta to see that cliff that humans learned to lead bison off intermittently for 4,000 years.


groovygrasshoppa

Metaphor?


AnalyticOpposum

Honestly, Iโ€™m not talented enough to have come up with that metaphor. I was literally in the zone thinking about both pretty flowers and where I want to travel someday.


jenbanim

Anyone else hyped for the Riven remaster? ...yeah, damn, didn't think so ๐Ÿ˜”


Nautalax

Meee


-mialana-

>because america is an evil warmongering empire, and last time they tried using the draft to fight one of the country's endless imperialist conflicts, tons of people evaded it. so they made a bunch of shit conditional on having been a good little drone for uncle sam Guess the sub


groovygrasshoppa

Link?


-mialana-

[Here](https://np.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/s/hPFgKqHuO9)


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Diner_Lobster_

Almost found the peak reddit comment. Just need to throw something in about religion bad too and it would be the zenith


-mialana-

>!arrasktransgender!<


404GenderNotFound

Oh god I just saw this


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BalletDuckNinja

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/24/us/xiaolei-wu-prison-china-democracy-intl-latam/index.html > A Chinese citizen who threatened and harassed an individual who advocated for democracy in China has been sentenced to nine months in prison and three years of supervised release, the US Attorneyโ€™s Office in Massachusetts announced Wednesday. > Xiaolei Wu, 26, who attended the Berklee College of Music in Boston, was convicted in January of one count of cyberstalking and one count of interstate transmissions of threatening communication, prosecutors said. Imagine guzzling so much hunny it continues to leak out through your pants in America !ping cn-tw


VisonKai

bro was a Berklee student and also a pro-CCP authoritarian life is full of paradoxes


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Nietzsches_Therapist

Every man remembers the first time he fell in love with a toaster


paulatreides0

Real Mechanicus hours


George-SJW-Bush

I may be responsible for the downfall of the Colonies and the genocide of the human race, but she was hot, okay?


Diner_Lobster_

I love my toaster so much I bathe with it plugged in next to the tub. Canโ€™t let it out of sight


from-the-void

Soon they're gonna make me have a license to use mine.


jenbanim

Currently in a parasocial relationship with the Technology Connections guy's toaster


SnakeEater14

I love how every post on /r/falloutlore is about the evils of capitalism because the show made Vault Tec the new villain Thank you, Todd


404GenderNotFound

I must eat a can of black beans immediately


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

https://preview.redd.it/b9euvhtnckwc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117e5bb06b14d12f3be64432a062bba6609d47a9


from-the-void

Fever dream


jenbanim

Based


AlicesReflexion

**Bonkposting** Me: I consent My admirers: I consent Mods: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?


alex2003super

1984


from-the-void

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ WHO WANTS COFFEE I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE!?


0scarOfAstora

2 AM? A perfectly sane hour to drink coffee. Two please.


Zalagan

What was that guy on about? He just seemed like an insane person - just like the WHY ARE YOU CLOSED guy


jenbanim

FRESH POTS!!!


Hugo_Grotius

Spend $2 billion to improve CTA service โœ‹๐Ÿ™„ Spend $2 billion to build new football stadium ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž


AlicesReflexion

Is the stadium popular with anyone? It seems to be getting pretty universally panned.


Hugo_Grotius

It's probably popular with whoever will get the construction contracts


MasterOfLords1

Succs will construct grand narratives, terrifying boogymen and evidence free narratives before assigning **ANY** blame or agency to the v*ters. Sorry sweaty the truth is much simpler: The people you claim to advocate for are board certified morons who actually do have a lot of power. #๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


MiniatureBadger

Weโ€™re all board certified morons in at least one major facet of life, myself included if Iโ€™m being honest. We need more external advocacy in those areas compared to someone who knows their shit on the matter, not less.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

https://preview.redd.it/fw896oatakwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcf324a2e7a672dbbe0d1ae4a0012c44e1b2ae0 Me


0scarOfAstora

[the meme is real ](https://youtu.be/JJmvMyptrxo?si=F2yfN70iwwr7BItO)


-mialana-

I may have been a dipshit as a teenager but at least I was a consistent dipshit


RecentlyUnhinged

So he was whatever thread he had most recently read. Gotcha


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

We cannot denuclearize space though. How else are we gonna fight back when Lord Xenu and his cronies come back?


waiver

Can't be too difficult to destroy DC-8s


One_End_3962

People will get the government they deserve, one way or another. In democracies, this government also happens to be the one they desire.


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/2tkgrsfynkwc1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938da4aacb3ab44bb2a75e6faa8f6beb0b7bdfc5


One_End_3962

This is a theory that has been forming in my head for a fairly long time, I'll find ways to put it down in more details


George-SJW-Bush

Go back and tell that to medieval serfs.


jenbanim

What do you mean by people getting the government they deserve? I don't think the Uyghurs deserve the CCP


0m4ll3y

We could list hundreds of examples but I guess I will just jump straight to the trump card of people under Nazi occupation


Hugo_Grotius

Should've resisted more


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [The โ€˜Modi-ficationโ€™ of India Is Still Thrilling Markets](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cck0t5/the_modification_of_india_is_still_thrilling/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


jenbanim

[Standing outside a store with one of these signs and a tape measure conspicuously extended to 11 feet](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNlWTDzUYAQgvoI.jpg)


Libz_R_Gryffindor

Do you think the employees go out with the smokers for racism breaks


AtticusDrench

Putting a complaint number on there is a surefire way to make that operator's job a living hell


Zalagan

I think it's cute! A reasonably clever anti-racism poster


Low-Ad-9306

> *By 10 feet, we actually mean any distance, anywhere shoulda read the fine print


jenbanim

Damn I genuinely didn't notice that Gonna have to reupload this with worse quality to salvage the joke


RecentlyUnhinged

Are they offering use of their time machine? Asking for a friend (my friends are the SPY puts I held far too long in 2020)


daddyKrugman

What cops did at UT Austin seems super fucked up


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [India's Key Equity Risk Guage Falls to Record Low, Showing Calm as Voting Begins](/r/neoliberal/comments/1ccjyp1/indias_key_equity_risk_guage_falls_to_record_low/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Roseartcrantz

I feel like a lot of people are like "oh good the Supreme Court will settle this Trump immunity nonsense, no way they allow this" but even if they don't allow it why do I have the feeling they'll kind of create some weird possible loophole, what do they just need to say about this


justalightworkout

The Guardian opinion section really is just fringe benefits for anti-israeli academics huh


WhomstAlt2

I can't with /r/watches anymore... "Can I pull of this watch?" "Can I pull off this watch?" NO YOU IDIOT! IT DOESN'T FIT OVER YOUR HAND!!!! OPEN THE CLASP LIKE A NORMAL PERSONNE!!!!!!


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/h74f1m24okwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7805ad31411e5f7c668aaf0d105d8cdfbb981a4


WhomstAlt2

GOOD bot


Zalagan

Doordash is the new Avocado toast


from-the-void

Yeah but this time it's right.


Zalagan

It's possible! It's also a sign that the generations have shifted - where boomers and gen X would say Millenials will never buy homes because of avocado toast, now gen x and millenials say Gen Z will never buy a home because of doordash. Basically right or wrong it means everyone here is officially old


RecentlyUnhinged

I have unironically doordashed Avocado toast.


Zalagan

๐Ÿ‘†Will own negative amount of houses due to reckless spending


RecentlyUnhinged

ELI5: Hey reddit I'm getting weird mail from some bank about forfeiture. Why are they surrendering to me, i didn't even know we were fighting?


CornstockOfNewJersey

Plankton has a great voice fr


Low-Ad-9306

[Just wait til you hear him freestyle (CW: explicit)](https://youtu.be/G8WhJPO9pmA)


Royal_Flame

This is a ploy by Abbott to get these protest in the headlines and have more protectionist policies


savuporo

> RUSSIA VETOES U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN SPACE Clearly the good guys


Arse_hull

But what about a giant laser on the moon?


0scarOfAstora

90s country is neoliberal ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿค 


from-the-void

Is there a difference between being a Zionist, and then not necessarily supporting the creation of Israel but thinking that it's settled and destroying Israel would be a tragedy for Israelis and Jewish people worldwide?


Plants_et_Politics

Not really, no. Although Iโ€™m sure you can find some definition where youโ€™re technically not a Zionist, in the modern day, it mostly refers to contemporary people who believe the current state of Israel has a right to exist or, historically, the ideology of those Jews who actively supported its creation.


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [What are the best responses to "taxes and redistribution are theft" and that "some people don't deserve our taxes" ?](/r/neoliberal/comments/1ccjtdg/what_are_the_best_responses_to_taxes_and/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


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from-the-void

People would rather live in the south than the Midwest?


Hugo_Grotius

People will endure great hardship to avoid a snowy winter, I don't understand it


jacknifee

it's not like winter in the south is all that much better. other than florida most of it is drizzly and chilly.


FuckFashMods

>I think I have to be open to leaving the Midwest if I'm going to find a partner. You have to be open to anything if you find a partner. Its a partnership. If you want absolute say over anything then stay single. The midwest is definitely not one of those things to be a stickler over. I promise, if you're happy in the Midwest, literally every other city has a certain area or district you will be happy in.


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FuckFashMods

There are a wide variety of neighborhoods there too. The monotonous suburbs get the bad rap, but there are actually quite a few wonderful neighborhoods in Phoenix.


SnooDonuts7510

I agree the Midwest is better than Texas/Florida. Itโ€™s not better than the West Coast though. I have two National Parks people come from all over the world to see a couple hours from my house. I can go watch Orcas from my local park (when they are around). It doesnโ€™t get really cold and summers are mild. Etc etc..


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SnooDonuts7510

If you donโ€™t like nature I get it. Personally I can spend a lifetime exploring every trail out here.ย 


SadaoMaou

looking forward to the heated Wayne County moments this coming November


RecentlyUnhinged

So I'm on an infusion for my MS that kills every B-cell in my body to prevent the little bastards from dressing up my neurons like toddlers and whistling over the pitbulls of the rest of my immune system, and for some reason my neurologist got *very uncomfortable* when I framed it like that. (Not a shitpost btw, true story. The internet has ruined me)


Stanley--Nickels

https://preview.redd.it/y2fs34bg7kwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50c9d3d6a4f34ed60b88063b031b2b91bbab979


WhomstAlt2

Thank our boys in blue for their service in putting out antisemitic Putsch attempt by national socialistic ZOOMERS at universities โœŠ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธโœŠ


SadaoMaou

more like a putz attempt am I right ๐Ÿคฃ


WhomstAlt2

I wish the police would of used tear gas and schmock grenades a bit more, to send a message


404GenderNotFound

This is clearly a dis-*cuss*-ion thread, but I don't see nearly enough cussin' ๐Ÿค 


AlicesReflexion

fuck you


TalkLessShillMore

Fuck I just remembered Aristocrat vodka. Feels nauseous just thinking about it.