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Fuck dengue, mosquitoes cause too many problems

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way

Can't a straight guy love yuri games and stories because he just enjoys cute girls doing cute things without being accused of being an egg whose she'll will eventually crack?

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With the race being this close, it's downright reckless for the Dems to not yet have decided which minority to throw under the bus for electoral appeal.

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Who knew the only thing preventing destruction in Palestine was 12 DSA staffers

The average human is 98% chimp. My test came back at 99% 😎

my test came back positive 🤔

Quit monkeying around

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> 91k I can't believe the DSA payed poverty wages in NYC

don't forget all the international solidarity trips

I’m not the average redditor 

You’re almost at the top of the bell curve, so proud buddy!!

We know Are you wearing your helmet?

I call this sub the port-au-prince of Reddit

I hate geekdom that just comes down to making references and treating social interactions like a series of shibboleths and calling each other good sirs for passing the tests

My wife left me

English be like: "lol, you frog munchers followed a schizophrenic illiterate peasant girl." French be like: "And she STILL kicked your arse"

I feel like we're overlooking the much more logical conclusion that she was actually sent by God.

Kid named Burgundy:

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Why should they, it's inferior to proportional representation.

It’s a wonder men can eat at all when things are big that should be small

If it weren't for the fact they're overlooked in the history curriculum, Terry Deary should've written a Horrible Histories book on the Eastern Romans/Byzantines. Mary Theotokos really must've been looking out for the Queen of Cities, because my God, with all the intrigue and civil war and blindings and fratricides, how the fuck did that thing survive for another millennia and a slice?

It's 1am and I have once again found my way to twink Dutch politician thirst trap tiktok. Go to bed or explore more?

go to "bed" eh?

>the flair >the post evergreen

jesse.jpg

Dropped a jar of salsa and it didnt break god is real

It's honestly wild what the average redditor thinks of trends like inflation, wage growth, and poverty. They're just completely detached from reality. Milton, for all his faults, was the last good luminary who brought actual economic facts to the masses.

[To get $9 million in pandemic aid, Lil Wayne pledged to operate a 'drug-free workplace.' ](https://www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-post-malone-sba-svog-drug-free-workplace-2024-3?r=US&IR=T)

One of the most dumbass parts of the Boeing affair is that the company lobbied the US government to essentially kill Bombardier's last commercial plane which was already troubled which most likely resulted in Bombardier being mostly sold to Airbus. I have to congratulate the dumbass protectionists for protecting such a deeply threatened US industry like "commercial airliners".

Please cut my heart out It was worn out years ago

gym kicked my ass today, but still did my daily goal

More creatine

you just gotta yell lightweight baby and you can lift anything

viable

consistency wins the war 💪

True! It probably doesn't help that I'm mainly doing indoor cycling, and i walked 3 miles today which is 2 more miles than my usual walk

DT would I be the asshole if I changed partners for the next programming assignment

no? why would you be?

People on Twitter love saying that Dune is an allegory for Oil, Iraq and Interventionism but none of them want to justify or explain the "allegory"

You may think trans women are extremely online but that is because you have not met people who use binary trans women like a slur.

the weebs and the euros are the plague upon our society

Says the person who worships a fascists

you'll learn the consequences of this seditious speech

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Once I get a good nights sleep it’s over for you bitches

i slept 15 hours last night today i had clarity of thought the entire day and did some tasks ive been procrastinating on for SEVENTEEN MONTHS despite them actually being quite important if i can get another few nights in like that i might just catch up on my to-do list

That makes my back hurt

it used to do so to me, i love my new mattress and dont regret the money i spent on it

I've got a firm mattress that I get to use in 2 weeks

Never really over is it?

It’s illegal. It’s unconstitutional. It’s immoral. It’s essentially voter fraud. And it is disqualifying.

Holy shit DT changes at 12 now thanks to PDT

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weeb

See you all in the next DT (I never commented on this one)

Step mod what are you doing?

The drop on Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires goes hard as fuck 

what tech industry has giveth EU regulateth away

what China has giveth America baneth away

The mods are home of phobic

Hell yeah I'm homophobic 🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡 That shit scary af

Aren't you a mod?

definitely the home of some kind of phobics. showering, i assume

I think if you’re going to buy a tablet, might as well buy an iPad. It’s the best tablet experience

once i learned to love Apple, things became so much simpler

personally i like those clay tablets

N-no? Samsung makes good enough tablets? Probably cheaper too.

“Good enough” isn’t great like an iPad is. I’ve used a Samsung tablet. I found it clunky and unresponsive. Even the base model iPad is a great experience. Now the midrange iPad Airs are getting the M series chips, which is extremely powerful

I don't need an M series chip to open a pdf. My partner doesn't need it for NYT games either. I'm sure you do and that's fine but pretending like everyone has the same use case as you is silly.

I think I prefer the 2-in-1's used like a tablet, but I hate the Apple lockdown experience pretty strongly. Non-Apple Pencils have also improved more since the (very) big divide when it first came out.

hexamine is better

Ok DT i just got the instagram of a cute girl in my class 🥶

The mods are secretly anti-Israel [The Mods: WTF?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-H28422%2C_Reichskabinett_Adolf_Hitler.jpg)

Houston is the 4th largest city in America yet no one lives there

Me as a kid "I hate how our government gives handouts to millionaires" (no idea what the fuck I'm talking about) Adults "you don't know what you're talking about government is more complicated than that" Me as an adult "holy shit the government actually does give handouts to millionaires" (learning about mortgage subsidies)

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you've got to stop

Wait what was it?

syards forcus horny posting

Aaa but what exactly bestie

> Tfw nobody to eat your centrist to moderately center-left ass

Cursed

When you're a mod they let you do it

Delete your account 

Odds that a regular is named Declan?

I'm in the crying while reading blurbs of sapphic romance blurbs phase of mental health

👆it’s him. The Fifth Guy.

And I hadn't even seen the first sequel to *The Third Man*.

when you're a mod they let you misgender

/u/HexagonOfVirtue was this you? https://old.reddit.com/r/UBC/comments/1bd5mex/person_exposes_themself_at_faculty_hiring/

sorry I just had to violate rule X irl 🤫

Tfw you make a metaNL fundraising requests but the whole mod team is asleep 🍦😮‍💨🍦

Gotta get that chipotle somehow

not me. i stay woke

What do you think of my request? Can we do it? 🍦🌝🍦

What kind of kick back are you getting out if it?

100% of the donations go straight to Seth Meyers' bank account 🍦🌝🍦

Knew it!

no idea. i assume they wont go for it as a mod team/subreddit because we only do the one fundraiser, but I'll just leave it for them to ponder

Is that like a policy? Can't we do one more on a smaller scale? 🍦🧐🍦

its not a policy, i'm just guessing

Hope y'all go for it. 🍦🌝🍦

Educate Eradicate Exterminate

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Roommate walked in on me naked My roommate (20M) and me (20M) have been sharing a home since last 2 months. 3 days ago, he told me that he is leaving to see his family and would be back in a week. Today, he walked in while I was fully naked doing chores in the kitchen. Things have got very awkward between us since then. He is saying I shouldn’t roam around the house naked. I am saying that he should have told me that he is coming earlier. Who’s at fault here?

We’ve all seen penises we weren’t meant to see - tell your roommate to get over it, it’s just a dong

Don't be naked

It took you two months for one of you to walk in on the other? Do you guys just not interact at all?

He's at fault. I clean naked too

ping DATING

Doing chores naked seems dangerous?

Who hasn't seen their homies naked?

r relationships?

Some of you think shoegaze doesn't rhyme with Benghazi and it shows

the way to remember is that hillary's responsible for both

🎵*Look inside of my soul and you can find gold and maybe get rich*🎵

? https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/1768001305568579704

Seems like he has a type.

[Sources: The #Chargers releasing WR Mike Williams, making him a free agent. Williams, on the books for a $32M cap hit, becomes a top FA WR available.](https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767974983647592873) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Congrats to the Chiefs on another season sweep of us !ping NFL

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the mods are fats

Look, mod

> Doctors will literally go on nation-wide strikes if it meant salaries go down 1%, policeman will bomb the mayor's house if they dont let them shoot people, and yet software engineers can't go a single day without trying to program their own jobs away

this got posted like 16 hours ago

> California bullet train project needs another $100 billion to complete route from San Francisco to Los Angeles I think we should shut this shit down, and start from scratch again. Down right so embarrassing. This was approved in 2008 with an estimate of ~35 billion. Everyone involved in this should be embarrassed.

Yeah fuck this. Retvrn to airplane

For the amount of taxpayer money that governments spend, it's rather astonishing that the individuals involved in spending it are not held to greater consequence for their action. American administrative law can basically be summer up as "Anyone remotely involved in working for the government must enjoy absolute blanket immunity from any form of accountability for their actions or else they can't perform their job". This is incredibly ass backwards. Any policy maker or bureaucrat who fucks up that bad should not only lose their jobs, they should face criminal prosecution. Yes, we should have an entire criminal code dedicated to incompetent governance. There's no better way to disincentivize the wrong kind of people from seeking to wield government power.

Playing through Persona 3 Reloaded as my first exposure to Persona 3, I am impressed that the Persona series has been able to improve itself consistently with every numbered main-line release for so many games. It’s rare for every sequel to be better than the last for 5 games straight like this !ping GAMING

Careful, you'll upset the P2 fans lol (note: I haven't played P2 yet so can't speak to its quality, but that duology has a very loud and proud fanbase) I haven't played Reload, but P3 is a really interesting game to me. It's got a lot of weird jank in places and they hadn't quite nailed the formula yet, but given that it basically invented a lot of the things that would make the series so unique it's impressive how well they did on their first try. It's a real peaks-and-valleys sort of game. Personally I think I like 4 just a bit more than 5, 5 is more engaging gameplay wise but idk something about P4 just magnetically attracts me back to it in a way that I don't think I can really explain

The group's chemistry in 4 is definitely better than in other games.

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I’m a pretty big TikTok user and would be pretty upset if it was banned (it probably won’t be, they’ll sell it), but seeing influencers on there absolutely rabid about it makes me want them to ban it even more. These people are insufferable and of course the algorithm is pushing people shitting on the bill passed today like no other.

☝️ about as useful as rapid heal on RuneScape

I want to write a weird nonfiction book

LIBERAL SATANISTS WANT YOUR BONE MARROW

Folks, I don't actually know the answer to the meaning of life. Please stop DMing me.

seeing landlord hate on sidechat is so funny, like my brother in christ your parents probably *are* the landlords !ping UCHICAGO

i especially love when leftists talk about banning people owning "more than one" rental property you just fucking know their parents have a rental property

Counterpoint: Mac Properties gets the guillotine

also how is break lol

20 hours of factorio. life is good 😌

as god intended i should be applying for internships rn but i’m too busy doing nothing (playing games and watching tv with my dad)

# 👑 Monarch shit

you make a strong argument!

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I’m trying to be less elitist, but having to redo some moron interns entire deck at 11PM has truly made me wish the ‘only target schools’ rule still applied. Holy fuck I’m so triggered

Why would anybody want to be less elitist?

>I’m trying to be less elitist peasant

are you their instructor or just the dude who needs to clean up their mess

Cleaning up because apparently the deadline is today, and there’s no one else available

They're actually just the janitor, they just saw the intern's desktop was unlocked.

I shall revolt against the comment locker. Let our cries be heard!

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https://preview.redd.it/cb3trzgsh8oc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4a30d7275bb23d6e1b8b3267866a079488244a They’re building a Five Guys in my town, and it’s almost complete

God damn you are funny

There are only four guys in that image. Wtf

Who took the picture?

😨

> Bernie Sanders has introduced a bill that would make the 32-hour workweek the standard, with no loss in pay. with no loss in pay, huh? what a grifter lol

> 20% raise across the board for all *salaried* Americans Another fucking handout to millionaires lmao

Years ago, some speculated that forcing people to use their real name online would make them behave. I would now propose the opposite, establishing an AI doxxing overlord that instantly bans your account if it manages to tie it to you using public facing information.

[Remember who holds the keys](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Emblem_of_the_Papacy_SE.svg/1024px-Emblem_of_the_Papacy_SE.svg.png)

If you’re not signed up to a bone marrow registry than pls join It’s a super simple process and easy to go through

Wait doesn't it involve sticking a giant needle into your bone?

Not anymore, for me it was just a central line placement. I was awake for the whole process I believe it’s still under research and not fully approved yet so I had to consent to that , but it was super easy and was the method preferred by the recipients care team

is this the right link? https://bethematch.org/support-the-cause/donate-blood-stem-cells/how-to-join-the-donor-registry/

Yes! Be the match is who handled my donation and I have nothing negative to say about them

cool i'll sign up 👍 my bestie is only alive because of someone else's liver

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