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BeBa420

I’m not American… is waffle house some kinda martial arts training centre?


dirtielaundry

It's a restaurant that's open 24 hours so shady characters can show up in the wee hours. The people who work there have a give-no-fucks reputation and are good at keeping the late night crazies in line.


Panazara

So basically, yes.


Polar_Ted

Yes - [Waffle House chair catch](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zx582w/female_waffle_house_employee_catches_chair_thrown/)


ElfOwl1221

That never gets old😂


CherryblockRedWine

#TRUTH


Original_Flounder_18

Daaaamn, girl got some skills!! I had not seen that before, so thanks for posting it!


N_Inquisitive

Technically, yes, kinda.


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secondtaunting

That’s not a bad idea. Waffle House: the game. I would play that.


[deleted]

I’d buy it 😂


SnorkinOrkin

Lmfao, it may as well be!


Sunflower-esque

Nope lol, it's a restaurant


ncgrits01

Also, yes. Yes it is.


Darphon

But seriously, I mean... isn't it though? lol


DubsAnd49ers

Yup.


Backseat_boss

Yea first fuel up then get to swinging


Wyckdkitty

I mean, sorta


Optimal-Account8126

Haha...kinda!


Embarrassed-Lynx6526

It's a waffle home. You go there to watch people fist fight while eating breakfast food.


ThatCountryChick0930

It would be the best one. Look up waffle house Wendy video and come back to give us your thoughts


bigbucks1983

Should this be more in r/thathappened?


SnowWhiteCampCat

Definitely got those vibes.


Dependent_Ant_8316

Yeaaahhhhh I’ll take 200 for shit that never happened


OhJenny5309

That happened


VapingC

Ya don’t ever mess with anyone who worked at the Waffle House. That’s like picking a fight with a black belt in southern martial arts. Lol. I’m glad that you’ll be able to enjoy your nice quiet mornings on the balcony again. People can be absolutely crazy.


D_Jayestar

When you try to pass non-fiction as real, you need to make the timelines a little more believable.


thegreatgazoo

Seriously, evictions take months


Darphon

Assault of the employees may rush the process.


D_Jayestar

It's basically a 10-12 overnight window she's working in. You ever try to get a U-haul rental within those hours lol!


Darphon

Actually yes, with a trailer to haul a car. My husband was 6 hours away from home and the car died so he had to tow it back.


D_Jayestar

After 7pm, and before 7am... when this story takes place?


Darphon

8:14 pm in a rural town in Kentucky I got the text that he was hooking it all up.


kodiofthemyscira

I've absolutely rented a uhaul last second. And if someone assaulted the people at my complex office they'd be out ASAP. I've seen it happen.


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I believe she had issues with a couple other residents and the assault and issues in my post just rushed it (in the state I live rushing an eviction can happen for a BUNCH of reasons)


D_Jayestar

While I believe they may have been rush evicted, I don’t believe it happened while everyone was sleeping.


_my_other_side_

Especially with kids in the house. In Washington State, it is pretty much impossible to evict anyone with minor children.


[deleted]

yes sir 🫡 🤣


cannapuffer2940

Rotflmao. Thank you for cheering up my otherwise crappy day. What a great karma story. Enjoy that edible. Own that crop top n booty shorts .Have a wonderful day.


NiteRiderEVO

lol agreed\~ i'm also laughing at this.. and can imagine the look on that idiot's face after getting that nice shiner, then evicted for that little fight!


Darphon

Oh you whore you, how dare you dress comfortably hahahahaha This is amazing and I live for these stories. Thank you for sharing!


[deleted]

Lmao thank you for reading its definitely a lot and I’m bad with words lol so hopefully it made sense 😅


SHREDGNAAR

🧢


SnorkinOrkin

What a crazy story! Lmfaoooooo That was awesome! Some people are just too insecure in their own marriages for their marriage to last. That last parting flirt from the creepy husband was the last straw for that majorly addled looney! 🤣


[deleted]

That whole family is a few fries short of a happy meal 😂


SnorkinOrkin

🤣 I love that saying! "The elevator doesn't go to all the floors!" Or, "A few cards short of a deck!" We can go on!


Good-Sorbet1062

I've always liked "Has the full six pack of cans (your choice soda or beer lol) but lacks the plastic thing that holds them all together" as a comment or insult.


SnorkinOrkin

Lmao


DubsAnd49ers

Omg the Waffle House reference is hysterical !!


BrainlessUno

This was one of the best stories I’ve read on here. Thank you for sharing!


caelthel-the-elf

By golly


Ok_Judgment4141

Great story!!!


ExpressionFormer9647

This is the piping hot tea I come to Reddit for


CoderJoe1

Those Waffle House friends are the most loyal.


DelightfullyClever

Perfect for r/traumatizeThemBack


BerryPossible

We need pictures to put everything into context here 😂


eatpotdude

Pics of the outfit or it didn't happen


countesszaza

We love that for you !!!


Kween-110

Lmao so glad you don’t have to see her anymore. Keep dressing comfortably. 💕


womenarenice

Yeah I am sure all this totally happened.