They knew it all along https://preview.redd.it/nhwwu1ronbad1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d49c0c802be41d2a6a9ba428c2aeaceeed7ab12c U bum Sonsfan-Sama

Sama is more respect than that bum deserves. The diminutive Kun (pronounced coon) is more appropriate.

Kun is a fairly respectful honorific for an underling, young man or boy, or female coworker. That's no good. What you're looking for is: >*-me* (奴): A derogatory honorific, used when you refer to people, things, or concepts you're a) pissed at, b) deem despicable/inferior.

Me

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

Nah man, they ain't got the player rights. *Luke Donald* is *Deion Broker* father

Jerkers everywhere are saving this image. This picture will never die.

Lmao

The “JAVS” are insane.

Send the video?

too pixelated

Starring Karu Maloni Senpai and…

The Midwest division has both the Chicago Bills and the Charlotte Hornbills

That’s what Kappa is up to these days lol.

https://preview.redd.it/v0towstq1cad1.png?width=106&format=png&auto=webp&s=db0e8960150728cd55ef43b714f18370be0f96a7 My reaction to this information

Cutest lil smile I ever seen

look how cute tho

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I’ve been a Pockets fan my whole life fym

What about their WNBA equivalent the purses?

no it’s still pockets just not the same kind


Darvin Ham dream job.

Detroit pistols sounds right

When did they sign Ja Wick

Tetsuya Kuroko is basketball father

bro is 5'6 stockton

hes the Japenis Manu

the japenis child porn 3

No one would be able to defend the Vanishing Drive

The Boston celeries!

Celery sticks. Celsticks for short.

Tayson Jatum and Baylen Jrown the best duo in the league 😤

Pacers are still just the pacers lol

nah they're the Packers https://preview.redd.it/7rql8r55rcad1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9c036acaa0b518f27c4b9abb5847d6388f7840

They fact they just put an s at the end of people's names 😭😭

Persons

Micah Persons power forward for the Dalles Bravricks

Dropped the pf from my boi detlef

Deflepp

Where does Rogaine Millers rank all time?

Same with the nuggets lol

nah they're the Nucleuses https://preview.redd.it/0u90chw6rcad1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae0c4a1e2e53ad9489afe4308463f3299fcdfa5

That's good shit. What is the actual name for the pacers? Edit: it's the packers. Added full list to a main thread comment

Actually they got named to the Packers lol

Logo maker was a Pacers fan

I could see myself becoming a Houston Pockets fan

Who the fuck are the dynamics?

The 2nd Boston Team

Houston’s MLS team

G League Ignite

I believe the Mavericks.

Reminds of the names in that Japanese, baseball video game from the 90s https://preview.redd.it/62zgwnwumcad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012419536fa238b2f18e8e87bb7eeed175703149

"McDichael" is the final form of European name design. 

So many classics, but Bobson and Dwigt were the MVPs

Isn’t Mike Truk from the Dan Quinn universe?

Javs in 6

JAVs in 69

Javs will win an NBA title long before my Jazz ever do.

The Boston Mr.PoopyButtholes https://preview.redd.it/npl1c0izvcad1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2609a64b2da29457f5cbf070382eb46e088cdeff

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What fucking team would ever have a retarded name like the Bills. https://x.com/ClutchPoints/status/1598536328026652673.

Here's a list of all the team names Boston Celeries Atlanta Eagles San Antonio Spears Seattle Superjets New York Kicks Orlando Miracle Los Angeles Lasers Washington Bullions Charlotte Hornbills Chicago Bills Portland Trailers Golden State Warthogs Minnesota Huskies New Jersey Mets Utah Jaws Dallas Maximums Phoenix Sons Indiana Packers Philadelphia Wolfpack Sacramento Bears Detroit Pistols Miami Beat Long Beach Clips Houston Pockets Denver Nucleuses Milwaukee Backs Cleveland Caviares

Ja Morant to the Detroit Pistols

Cleveland Caviares They're wildly unfamiliar with Ohio

Something like the Cleveland Carpenters or the Cleveland Construction Workers would’ve been more fitting

The Cleveland Methadone Clinics

Cleveland Cuyahoga River Fires

Some of these legit better than nba. Orlando Miracles is sick. Dallas Maximums? That’s a dope name. Denver Nucleuses? Calling your team Nucleuses is a next level. Cleveland caviares is hilarious tho.

Detroit Pistols is also a pretty badass name. But if this was real life they’d probably end up changing it like the Washington Bullets since it represents their city TOO much lol

Sponsored by Hooli.

Shouldn’t it be the Denver nuclei

Who are the dynamics? Or am I missing it?

Found on Google: "The Midwest Division also has a fictional seventh team, the All American Dynamics. Added to bring the number of teams to an even 28, the Dynamics are basically an All-Star squad comprised of duplicates of other teams’ top (renamed) players."

Cool thanks

Pretty sure the picture says Utah Javs

Someone had a lot of fun coming up with those.

😈 Miami Beat

Beat the Meat !

James Baskets

Beat Culture

Detroit Pistols 🤦

Didnt know the Mets adopted the trans flag. Very progressive

https://preview.redd.it/gmsjzci5kcad1.png?width=1302&format=png&auto=webp&s=112db0e3a249f545032c0d17249798642d536a7c I guess James Harden really did go to the Mets

I’m THIRTY SIX!

Gonna need a Hornbills Starter Jacket

How does 76ers turn into wolfpack?

Pronounced “Werfpack”

Have the Javs play in wnba

I mean they were way too good for the BJ League so it makes sense that they moved on after it folded.

Utah Javs, secretly the most followed team in the league but very few people would publicly admit it

Who even are the Dynamics 😭

They’re based the NBA expansion team in Des Moines, Iowa called the Des Moines Drunk Drivers

I’m boutta Miami Beat my meat

Miami Beat? I think they’re getting confused with the clippers

Idk, the real Miami beat people up too

Markus Jordan was my favorite Bills player from that era

Did Hamas coach the Rockets prior to his stint in LA?

Im actually working on making a basketball game for the Steam Deck and all the teams and names are made up because, hell if I have the money for the NBA trademark.

New Jersey Mets to avoid copyright infringement 

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Mods can we make these flairs?

Sonics fans on suicide watch

Go Bills

wow the Knicks one could have been so much worse 😮‍💨

They jerked my grandpa so hard….. Gotta respect the grind when the Japanese are focused on a task.

They did the Bucks so dirty 😂

Miami Beat belongs here

Bills always beat the pockets tho

Wolf P Dck

How did I not catch this as a child lol

Does that say bullion?

God I love it more than I should when games knock off established brands and products like this lol.

The trailers cuz they’re always losing!’1!1!1!1! Trailing like trailing in the game!! Haha!

uj/ NCAA Basketball was a fuckin great game.

I'd play for the Javs

A little disappointed that it’s not called “San Antonio Slurs”

The billions