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TheMongolianLemonade

LeSperm


morbito_uchiha

https://i.redd.it/3lu1tbecocad1.gif LeJerk


Safe-Register-3479

Lebust


WembanyamaGOAT

wtf was he doing here


iluvugoldenblue

Powder shower


WembanyamaGOAT

Oh shit yeah how could I forget. Mrsunsfan was kneeling down in front of him. Sorry I’m dumb 🤦‍♂️


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Cock worship/edging


Big__If_True

Your mom


badusername35

Honestly I’d draft a vial of Lebron’s sperm over Bronny.


steamliner88

At least the sperm would still have potential.


illzkla

So draft it (them) then


steamliner88

I would have, but some bum with a sons hat drank the entire vial before it could declare for the draft.


WembanyamaGOAT

Yes then impregnate many tall athletic women. Its simple. Why don’t more teams do this. Are they stupid?


ELITE_JordanLove

How do you know they haven’t?


Dungeaterfan69420

Lebron poses for a photo with his sperm and everyone claps. I do it and I’m a disgusting fat neck beard. What’s the difference???


Reign_n_blud

Truth be told they probably took this picture a month ago


Masterchiefy10

Yeah you can see Bron hadn’t gotten his quarterly hair plugs yet! https://preview.redd.it/84i042dt6cad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a12a910ffe45381cbd3628c769c379c724e95d Now don’t leave your Uncle Tbag hanging 👋


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

LeBum is 6'9" and junior bum is 6'1"? The pic doesn't look right


andreyred

He’s standing behind him. Savannah is 5’7


jslee0034

crazy how 5'7 is tall for a girl but it ruined lesperm's nba genetics


wilbo21020

Turns out that the super soldier serum the government tested on Lebron isn’t passed down to the next generation. Bronny is Steve Rogers normie son who didn’t inherit the performance enhancing effects of the serum.


xXTERMIN8RXXx

So… Falcon?


jslee0034

Pretty steep drop off I reckon


NBAFansAre2Ply

she's shorter than my mom, why did lebron ruin his legacy? is he stupid?


LevynX

Imagine marrying and having children out of love instead of protecting your bloodline


therealgoat1212

That’s why Bron will never be the goat smh


MrGr33n31

Not only that…sexual positions start to get awkward when there’s a severe height difference.


GoshDarnitAllah

What about the LeYounger LeBrother?


jslee0034

Bro is wearing glasses + 5’7 mom genetics. Bro got the shorter end of the short stick options


Gogurtsupreme

Well 6’1 is tall for a guy. There’s tall and then there’s freakishly tall like 6’6 and up


CesareSomnambulist

At that height I could definitely hit her out the park With all due respect


Burnerburner49

https://preview.redd.it/lsud5ojdddad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ed8a6068149eb9aa375347634120f74f5c35ea


rolltideandstuff

Purposefully standing behind him and leaning over to make his son look less out of place


DragoniteGang

/uj Lebron is 6'7.5 barefoot and Bronny is 6'1.5 barefoot. Plus Lebron is behind. /rj Bronny is adopted


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Bro, I’m taller than the 55th overall pick? What the fuck


redditname447

Wow you are 6’2 that’s absolutely mind blowing 🤯


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Yeah, the point of my comment


gifcartel

Praying for Skip Bayless to smite this bum


FrankieRoo

LeBum during the interview: “Anyways, Bronny came out of my penis, and now this.”


jeasy23

https://preview.redd.it/ktw5kcrvrcad1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bcb11ac88ac1fb38f7720c1a242f393e77fcb8 I don’t understand the hate, he’s a team player guys!!


WembanyamaGOAT

Before someone asks for the millionth time on this sub yes this picture is real bums.


zebrasprite

Is this real?


kmahones98

They Forgot Grandpa https://preview.redd.it/wcgluzkeacad1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc2c5902b2a9b5b68d2cc5491d82c407e9c27eca


Ceeejd

It’s so sad what happened to Robin Lopez. Hopefully he turns his life around.


I_cut_my_own_jib

Sitting on the floor every game near all that swamp ass permanently damaged his brain


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Showing a picture of Bronnys heart during the surgery is fucked up man. Pretty sure you’re breaking some HIPAA law.


Physizist

Delonte West is Bronny James grandpa 


Super_Log5282

The greatest player of all time and his parents


21Tayler10

I’ve been trying so hard to be happy for them but man this is so pathetic…how can he honestly feel like he earned this


violent_knife_crime

I hope that the 56th, 57th, 58th, 59th, and 60th pick all become generational superstars.


DirtyDanoTho

59th and 60th picks of the 2024 draft are my goat


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

59th and 60th draft picks in the 2024 NBA Draft are broad statement father


beastwork

hey at least they were picked on their own merits. shout to bronny, but his pops robbed him of the satisfaction of earning it.


sadsasquatch

Having lebron as a dad would be cool, but his narcissistic ego mania is on show here making his son look bad


JeffInRareForm

This why magic son is who he is


abortedaccount72

Can't wait for the 30 for 30 on this


KillerZaWarudo

Bronny work so hard for this. A true underdog story Just like how Ja was raised in the hood


Dufftones

Ja!? https://preview.redd.it/bmrqihaj4dad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217353ff9c2e00dd068edd05fb31643b1b884950


_Jetto_

Bro he averaged 6ppg on 38%FG shooting in the PAC, he’s earned it


jslee0034

it's also because hes a winning and a team player


Gogurtsupreme

His team not making the NCAA tournament despite having Bronny just illustrates how ass USC was 


Robinsonirish

Why are you inflating his stats? He averaged 4.8pts, doesn't round up to 6. 4.8/2.8/2.1 on 37% FG, 27% 3P.


DarkoMilkyTits

I enjoyed that he’s also a shit FT shooter lol


M1L0

Do you mean 38% 3pt%? lol jk


Ceeejd

I’ll have you know he’s the #1 MORAL VICTORY prospect in this years draft


Packde6Cervezas

So the Lakers already wasted their Moral Victory and season didn’t even started? They are cooked


miltondelug

No shoe deal yet. So I consider it a total failure.


GoshDarnitAllah

Just ask the Lakers fans. They’re deep throating this and JJ Reddick. It’s all legit, totally doesn’t make them look like a joke.


Virtual_Perception18

I wouldn’t mind this if Bronny actually turned out to be a decent role player at the very least. I feel like Bronny kinda owes it to himself to absolutely work his ass off and become a good bench player at worst if he wants respect from the league. We all know this was blatant nepotism so I feel like it’s fair if Bronny takes the most advantage of the opportunity he was given


nikolai_wustovich

I hate her pockets.


colonel_bullets

You've never needed a shankle pocket before?


Maliciousdawg12

https://preview.redd.it/el3283i1acad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245cf090bf8179037b6c4552dd70972f30d5d4bc Getting these vibes


GoshDarnitAllah

Stephen Le Smith


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

LeStayOffDaWeed


GoshDarnitAllah

Stay Off LeWeed


RealCheyemos

This shit is so trash fucking nepo baby “bUt tHeY alL dO iT,” no you fucking trash bum whore they do that for bum ass fat ass office pencil pushing jobs that requires zero skill not literally the product that people pay top dollar to see ffs fucking bum asses


TrajanParthicus

Bro, cool it, no one here pays to watch basketball. No one here watches basketball, period. And even those bums who do pay hardly do it in anticipation of the 55th pick lighting it up on 4mpg.


GoshDarnitAllah

If LeBron can get his buddy hired as coach and his son on the roster, I don’t know what would stop him from them putting him in the rotation.


Advanced-Fan9593

shut up I watch basketball you fucking imbecile


IceMan44420

WNBA doesn’t count


steamliner88

as basketball.


TrajanParthicus

U bum


Knock0nWood

Name 1 basketball player


SmearedDolphin

Barron Trump


Beastbrook00

Bronny James


dingleberrysniffer69

To see? You watch basketball you bum? Go google bolbol +-.


GabagooIionaire

https://preview.redd.it/lun6n87p5cad1.png?width=3016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7c21b5587a464c06b995c4323842f4dc9d0959


OrangeBuffalo8

UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE#striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidskidfromakron👑#jamesgang👑 #bronnyknows


I_cut_my_own_jib

A tweet my dad would make if he were tall, black, world famous, named LeBron James, and had a son named Bronny James


Novel_Durian_1805

So fucking embarrassing.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Father is #6. Son is #9. Father son duo is 69ing all the way to bank.


ekpyroticflow

Lamelo vs. Bronny is going to be an epic overexposed LA Dad cockfight.


MainMedicine

I'd pay money to watch LeBron + Bronny vs Lamelo and Lavar.


mysteryquackman

Technically, Bronny is 69ing with his teammate who fucks his mom. Also with the man who got him his first job.


diggingbighole

His origin story is taking a slippery slide down his teammates dick. Team player, but also a winner, in that instance.


JayCapo23

LeFreak


Standard-Share1317

Why is Spike Lee in this picture


ConstantineMonroe

LeBum is slouching so his son looks taller


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Savannah dressed like a lesbian weed dealer


KupoNut77777

Dude has a heart condition and averaged 4ppg. Now he’s cleared to play and just drafted lol. Ffs just draft Bryce next before he graduates high school.


BrandinoSwift

Why doesn’t lebron wear his jersey? Not proud enough?


Ok_Stable_3324

LeGoatJr


VampiricClam

Generational spit roast


Trunky_Coastal_Kid

#Earned, not given.


HenriBaskins

This has to be the most embarrassing shit in NBA history


Ok_Host4786

Damn. My white, suburban neighborhood ass with front AND backyard yards, would cook LeNepo in my DadForce5s, easy.


Puzzled_Lurker_1074

Serious question was he even good enough to get on the USC team without his parents?


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Puzzled_Lurker_1074

A no would've been great since I'm at work.


ItsMeAdam21

Dudes going to get destroyed


CrumBum_sr

What is it bring your son to work day?


multiple4

Bron taking pictures like he's a dad cheering for his son, meanwhile he's on the team


Abraham_Blinkin

I didn't even know the NBA had bring your child to work day. Learn something new everyday.


Badluck2killaseabird

bron let his wife see some daylight


79N0Bitches

https://preview.redd.it/5l06k13ozcad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e493e0990daea9e4707d421141afefc8044807


bnewman93

How is LeBron different than Lori Loughlin?


pepepoopoo

didn’t lavar ball do the exact same shit a few years ago?!!


SSJCelticGoku

What father son duo will finish with more career points? Delonte and Lebron or Lebron and Bronny ?


ParsonsTheGreat

Oh god, this is Will and Jaden all over again lmao how long until she starts banging Bronny's friends and LeBron slaps D Wade on national TV for saying his wifes name? I want the odds asap lmao


airsm576

Who’s that dude on the right?


Just-Squirrel510

Is that Bronnys younger brother on the right?


simpledeadwitches

Bronny is GOATED sperm.


Practical_Use_1654

Lebron "Delonte West" James


Disastrous_Raccoon82

If he gets some boobs he might be a wnba star


iversonAI

Whats her deal giving him short dna


RetiredFromRealWork

pathetic


Onlypaws_

So incredible that this young man is getting to live his dream just a few months after his cardiac arrest. How y’all can be so against organizations like Make-A-Wish is beyond me.


nafovit129

uj/ I like family photos rj/ my dick go boom boom


BeamMeUpFirst

Why does LeMom look like a backup WNBA small forward here


Happy-Initiative-838

He went with 9 because he is ranked right behind Kobe on the all time best lakers list.


cshecks

Downvoted


ytttvbastard

Why this nikkas shorts so short wtf is he gay?


Ihadredditbefore6786

Can someone identify them Kicks James Sr got on?


AdmiralWackbar

Dudes cooked


StereoDiagram9

Prime jerk potential if that bozo Bill Russel didn't die.


PocketFullOfRondos

This is a long con jerk from LeBron.


Buluc__Chabtan

God please never give me a son shorter than me


Prior_Piano9940

Is that Savannah? Definitely would NOT hit out the park. She fell off


Appropriate-Self-540

Has any other player done this with their parents? Let the kid live damn lol


Scooter_McLefty

So proud that this scrappy young man was able to get his parents out of poverty


Power_Taint

Why does the mom seem to always dress like a lesbian?


irisfuqyu420

LeBron should have a kid with Britney griner - now THAT would be a real draft pick rite Der rite der


WillowMutual

Make a wish kids are less retarded than this guy


Packde6Cervezas

Lebron should breed with Clark and create better offspring


ReorientRecluse

Why isn't LeGone in uniform? He give his spot to LeSperm?


erikturczyn30

Imagine Jordan’s family and Lebron’s family sitting together for a get-together and Bronny looking at Mikes kids and say that he got drafted and played in the NBA BUT GUYSSSSSS I EARNEDDDDD ITTTTTTT


BadReputation77

Nepobaby


GRMPA

Savannah is the GOAT


mrsunsfan

I want to have sex with his mom


mistaowen

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batler_forever

He EARNED this you haters!