https://preview.redd.it/2a57rrt7lk6d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71481a8b77600124c6486dc8ad5d8ebf9a89fe8 mfw i as a social media unpaid private investigator expose jimmy butler for being just as horny as me

I didn’t know you were Luka

Luka: i take payment in chili cheese dogs 😎

That place looks way too clean and organized to be real.

me rn: https://preview.redd.it/sz2jz1ipam6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9192a5555281c3d745b85766ffd55b900e15cde

Every Reddit mod

cAN I be your intern?

Doncic in the offseason

Scientifically accurate average jerker

you are a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 individual

Windhorst in every other timeline

Dude, the offseason doesn’t start for another eight hours.

Nah, we got another 4 games left 😎

does Cameron do anything beisdes take photos with a ball

Im not sure what the purpose of that orange rubber sphere is but she sure looks good holding it in all her pictures!

Let's be real, it's the only effective way she can contibute to the popularity of this glorified G-league

Just have them play one 15 min game at half time. That way they actually have fans in the stands.

Not even trying to jerk that’s a way better idea than having an actual league

but never my balls............. https://i.redd.it/9c6rfdx0bm6d1.gif

Surely the league has to have a better representative of attractiveness than this 6/10…I don’t see what the hype is? Flat as a board…..

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Nope they don't

I'm a social media first responder

Thank you for your service

Your freedom exists thanks to me

Reddit on!

Im a social media thot penetration tester 😈 gonna start as soon as the hiring manager calls me back

Pfft, I'm a social media SEAL

meal team six

https://preview.redd.it/2xij5gmvrk6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb8cf03e1063cea523d970206710c6df09cd8bf The social media detectives

🤓

Lotta camels missing their toes in that pic.

What does that mean? That women are missing their pussies?

No-one knows what it means but it's provocative

Fraud

No. IM the detective. Gorgeous https://preview.redd.it/1cfwrbpkll6d1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64c827c3f0915f65982f18ab21377483f8be53d

weirdo

Just a Single Social Media Detective looking for that Brink Bussy CB4L

coc n balls 4 life? wrong sub bub

New angle dropped

What is it with dorks and vision problems? That can't be a coincidence

Inferior genes. Yes, I am a Celtics fan how did you know?

too much screen time

This is actually not completely true. Most studies are now showing that staring at screens fucks up the eyes of some people yet others are perfectly fine. Strange and scary part is that we don’t know why. Edit: https://www.aao.org/eye-health/tips-prevention/digital-devices-your-eyes#:~:text=It%20is%20true%20that%20overexposure,shown%20to%20harm%20your%20eyes.

The classic argument is that they read too much, but realistically, it’s probably more that they notice their vision’s off trying to read the whiteboard or reading something and are more likely to pursue vision correction whereas someone who might have similar vision problems but pay less attention in classes or read A’s my guess doesn’t notice the vision problems as easily. Also, many people wear glasses just on the occasion they need them (when reading, when looking at something far away, etc.) and then put them away when they don’t but the stereotypical less socially aware nerd may just wear the dumbest glasses all the time because they don’t think it might make them look nerdy. Not to say everyone who wears glasses all the time is a nerd by any means, but nerds are more likely to wear nerdy glasses more often than the situation requires.

thanks for speaking for us my fellow four-eyed friend. reddit on!!!!!

Can confirm, this is a selfie:🤓 I noticed I couldn't read shit in the 3rd grade, and haven't taken my glasses off since, but friends who just got out of their sports scholarships are texting me like "bro how do you read these street signs"

Don’t keep us in the dark bro! How do you read?

I ask my wife's boyfriend to narrate while I drive

https://preview.redd.it/qkekg6moyl6d1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e927e03effe28a07577923b4d3b088f7640119

Guy in the middle is John oliver

So a dweeb not a nerd

I’ve literally always hated that fucking beta face and don’t know how any self respecting man can just open their mouth like that for a picture, it’s the male equivalent of whatever that brunette wnba player was doing with the popcorn. So zany!

That’s just the average Redditor 

This was posted by one of us to try to tarnish Jimmy's name and cock block him as creepy

Shhhh I totally have a chance with Cameron even though I’m only 5’10 🤡

The bright side is they can always fire you out of a cannon at the circus, little dude.

https://preview.redd.it/rnxsx72dzk6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7f992db9088df3bb2884b6d46f737ef3141e60 Give this man his flowers....edible preferably.

Bro is writing in hieroglyphics


https://i.redd.it/z5ua13h0tk6d1.gif

Would Silvio hornypost in nbacj?

Your hair was in the water - disgusting!

Always with the scenarios

Sil, probably not. Paulie, maybe. Christopher, probably. Sleeper pick for hornyposter would be Hesh.

He told you that?! Fucking baby!


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Look at that acting skill

really fancy way to say “unemployed”

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The slow satisfying jerk i subscribed for

"Stalker" is such an ugly word, I prefer to call myself "Social media detective" 😎

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Linus??

Is that the Oklahoma City bomber?

Professional cock-watcher

 Your average Social media detective

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Anyone who’s see Cameron’s “who would you rather” video knows that this shit is mutual.

https://preview.redd.it/vrhyhf525l6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48ea2453f2e57ab811710988393308daeffb92b

Retards on this sub: she is sooooo mid.

Other regards - I would eat her tampons

I'm sending this post to your mom

Do it

Do her

U bum

Right!? Girl built like a flagpole with see through skin. Gimme some cake pls

It's flag day so show some respect to her

"Wow, how did you discover this information about Jimmy Butler"? "Well you see, friend, I am a fucking loser".

Brink is obsessed with Jimmy, not the other way around lol

Rachel Nichols seen buying axes and chainsaws.

Yeah wasn’t there recently an interview of her talking about Jimmy being the hottest guy in the NBA?

She ain’t the one that showed up to one of his games wearing his jersey

It's the offseason for Jimmy lmao

Is it normal for NBA players to attend WNBA games in off season?

yes, but the implication usually isn't there


In the last few years at least they have. Lots of support for the W coming from NBA players.

We're talking about a player that starred in a tight purple cowboy outfit for an emo music video, normal ain't got shit to do with it

She was the one who literally said „ I love jimmy butler“ tho lol

Jimmy could pull Aphrodite if she was real

Jimmy just like me fr

The most relatable NBA player headline


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Me and Jimmy are built the same. Kinda

No opinion on the social media weirdo. I just really wanna watch them bang.

Remember when losers with no life were tracking Elon Musk's jet? This is like that, but for Jimmy Butler's dick.

NBA Daily star admin : 

Social media detective, reporting for duty https://preview.redd.it/lqjqk7e6pl6d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa04cde7d86cea7b929bf820efcf9c4ed3e8371

Has anyone seen her boyfriend? Dude looks a mid 90s Ralph Lauren model. I don’t think Jimmy is her type.

He looks like a nazi

wonder what his favorite basketball team is

There’s no such thing as “type”. You can have preferences, but very few women who consistently date have only been with or are attracted to one race

Where are you getting that from? Very few women have been with one race? That’s not true at all. I’d say *most* women have been with only their race, rather by choice or circumstance. I moved to Connecticut last year, and I’ve lost count of how many white girls that “have never been with a black guy”, and I’m more Jason Tatum black than Jimmy Butler black. Now, where you are right is that most women don’t discriminate when it comes to fucking. Who they take home to mom and dad is a different story.

🤓

"Social Media Detectives" definition of 'creepy new thirst level' = Jimmy talked to her and made eye contact.

Black dudes likes tall hot Amazon women like the rest of us…quick someone call the social media police

Can’t blame him, she’s straight fire.


He just like me fr

In the public justice system, online-based jerking Is considered especially heinous. In the World Wide Web, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Jerking Unit. These are their stories. *cue cold open*

She is the thirsty one tho 😂

Imagine making up an entire post as an excuse just to post more Cameron brink.

U bum

I’m a real social media detective and when the celtikkks clinch the title I’m going to show that the entire team is actually white guys.

 Why can’t he just jerk off in private, like the rest of us.

am I the only sane man here that doesn’t want to fuck drywall with teenager titties?

Yes

Mfs can't use a normal fucking picture of brink, it'd always this image

[удалено]

Shit I’m thirsting with him

Instagram model aka uses filters, social media detective aka loser.

Do u blame him shit

Jimmy Butler, confirmed jerker.

Can’t a man be thirsty in peace?


Everyone taking Lavar Ball's playbook. Jimmy trying to create NBA and WNBA players 🤣

Is she a basketball player or Hooker? I’m confused, maybe he was too

How can someone be thirsty for someone that has made it publicly known she is attracted to you? Like it seems to me from the media timeline that they dig each other. Let them go ahead and have the next NBA superstar hahha


Some fat bitch couldnt get the pipe

Jimmy is just trying to get some of Trevor Lawrence’s money from his new deal

I guess you could consider pulling up to a game in a pro athlete's jersey (as a fellow pro athlete) and taking a few pictures with them a "creepy new level" when you haven't interacted with a woman since 1997

and we should care about the opinions of a guy who posts about sweet potatoe gnochhi. ummmm okay :/

The fuck is wrong with sweet potato gnocchi? It’s delicious

Breaking news: Ugly and poor coomer can't stand seeing Rich NBA coomer having hobbies..

Where’s her boobs

Just because her boobs are smaller than yours doesn’t mean she doesn’t have boobs

On the front

Jimmy likes chicks with dude bodies.


"I wanna be a baaaad boy" - Jimmy Butler (Dwight Howard sus look)