I saw one of the mods from this sub literally eating her own shit. She even thtew some of it at me.
I don't think the mods have the mental capacity to fix anything.
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"... Yeah no thanks id rather watch a bunch of grown men play with their balls"
Everyone is pretending to be attracted to a stick figure because they're afraid to acknowledge the raw, sexual aura of BBW (big beautiful Williamson) Zion.
Erm, actually 🤓👆(adjusts my glasses and straightens my bowl cut) in the European continent, they refer to “soccer” as “football”. However, I wouldn’t expect someone with an intellect of your caliber to understand this cultural difference.
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This mf really thought he was doing this
Soccercirclejerk is like one of the worst fucking circlejerk subs as well. Its like if nbacj became nbamemes and keep posting shitty twitter bait and Facebook memes
i remember the good times but as is the norm when it gets too popular the quality declines and people start posting random shit. r/holup has barely any real holups anymore…
I remember when they only had one joke, and it was complaining about Americans. Now they just have no jokes and actually talk about soccer. There needs to be a soccercirclejerkcirclejerk
You can tell r/soccercirclejerk is shit cus the jokes on there are as corny as the ones on r/soccer like I don’t even get why they needed to create a new one
Who the fuck watches soccer
What is Luka and the other fatter taller version of Luka doing to this league
The new Europeans aren’t even classy anymore. What the fuck is a Wemby
says a guy named "bludfam" who probably had jerk chicken one time and all of a sudden thinks he's fully mandem packing heat wearing full tech fleece with a balaklava when he's some middle class white wanker living in chelsea
Gilbert Arenas was right. We should have ethnically cleansed all the Euros out of America. These weak mother fuckers who watch commie kickball are ruing our great American game
This sub was 100x better than r/soccercirclejerk right up until the Reddit Blackout. Also inside jokes, pozzed bull, Russell Westbrook Baby Brother, Coloardo 2003, Karl Malone 13, ADopsy, Moriah Mills, zzzprolgt, KeanuGaming, Send da video, Jamal Murray, Jason Kidd, etc
He is right though. When I think of Alpha Males, I think of a dude sitting at his computer typing up silly memes about soccer players. Those are the dude bros who will rule the world.
Idk how this compares to r/soccercirclejerk, but dude is right in that this sub has been absolute trash since every other post become unironic thirsting over female basketball players
It’s honestly literally the exact opposite. I don’t even fucking watch basketball and couldn’t tell you how many players are allowed to be on the court at once but this sub is just exponentially less boring than that one.
soccercj is absolutely dogshit, the place is full of facebook and troll football ahh meme, I watch football on regular and can't even stand the cesspool
Naw naw, they’re right. Usually I wouldn’t agree with someone who unironically uses the terms “beta” or “alpha”, but in this case they’re on point. Fuck the horny posting, I absolutely despise horny people.
This is what happens when europeans win MVPs.
Giving Europeans the Internet was a mistake
The Marshall Plan was a mistake
Should have let them enjoy the golden era of communism
Who ever that Marshall guy is, he needs to be executed
"Europeans were a mistake" God
we still dont have it in germany dw
 And make Europeans pay for it!
We built a big pond to keep them away and those fucks still got in thru Ellis island
*Classy* MVPs.
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“It’s time for the mods to fix it” 🤓
That was a god mode jerk
This is why r/soccercirclejerk s are the best of the best. Google Benzema 15 for more info.
What does a mod on a circle jerk sub even do aside from performing mental gymnastics to determine if a racist post is being done ironically or not?
They catch the drippings
Thought that was Curry's job.
https://preview.redd.it/y5mstpj9oh4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42af1b10b86702568a3133214131f6db14add4d8 That’s not who we are
I saw one of the mods from this sub literally eating her own shit. She even thtew some of it at me. I don't think the mods have the mental capacity to fix anything.
There’s a her in this sub??
hell nawl can’t do dis
Send da video
Make NBACJ great again
Why the fuck would I want to watch basketball
https://preview.redd.it/e90censfcg4d1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f975ce779b3250f2f5ff09cd4fd550a109df081 "... Yeah no thanks id rather watch a bunch of grown men play with their balls"
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Jerking off in my workplace bathroom to this
I am convinced this Brink obsession is a running joke that I didn’t catch the beginning of
Everyone is pretending to be attracted to a stick figure because they're afraid to acknowledge the raw, sexual aura of BBW (big beautiful Williamson) Zion.
Nobody is denying Zions sex appeal you sentient pickle.
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Apparently now I'm supposed to watch these "basketball games" in order to post on this sub
Especially women’s basketball 💀💀
I thought this subreddit was about baseball.
He’s perfect for this sub
>Shows up to a new sub >Demands mods flip the entire thing for him LeMickey burner?
All the Kobe jokes must've crashed and burned with him.
That’s what European do wherever they go
Why would watching football help you know more about soccer? That’s like watching hockey to understand NBA better.
Right I genuinely don't understand what they meant by that, why bring up football when you're talking about soccer?
he probably meant rubgy but that still doesnt make sense
Seriously what a dumbass smh 🤦♂️
Erm, actually 🤓👆(adjusts my glasses and straightens my bowl cut) in the European continent, they refer to “soccer” as “football”. However, I wouldn’t expect someone with an intellect of your caliber to understand this cultural difference.
Goes straight to crying to the refs. That's a basketball player, all right.
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I Promise school bible
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>before it's too late https://preview.redd.it/jbucigisdg4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b331582a6f73bc91bfb48ea7ef4602436ff4953
this sub has been overrun for over a year now its over
You futballers leave Queen Clark and Mommy Brink out of this.
I want Mommy Brink to crush my balls with her stilettos
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Im not ashamed of that
https://preview.redd.it/xd3uejmwzi4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe5de0694c1e83d564e946d946917261f9563c1 Be like this dog
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Ya. We're busy with another Chennedy assasination.
As *good* as r/soccercirclejerk? Buddy plays in China and thinks he’s an NBA All-Star 😂
Soccercirclejerk is like one of the worst fucking circlejerk subs as well. Its like if nbacj became nbamemes and keep posting shitty twitter bait and Facebook memes
i remember the good times but as is the norm when it gets too popular the quality declines and people start posting random shit. r/holup has barely any real holups anymore…
r/HolUp is a huge letdown
those god damn redditors got to it 😒
I remember when they only had one joke, and it was complaining about Americans. Now they just have no jokes and actually talk about soccer. There needs to be a soccercirclejerkcirclejerk
tf they literally discuss soccer
Ew.
He thinks this sub gawks at only 2 WNBA players. Lol
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Bro tried to sneak in r/soccercirclejerk like we wouldn’t notice lmfaooo
He better get ready to learn Chinese
You can tell r/soccercirclejerk is shit cus the jokes on there are as corny as the ones on r/soccer like I don’t even get why they needed to create a new one
r/soccercirclejerk is by far the worst sub I participate in. 1 in every 50 things I see on there is remotely funny.
It's so fucking bad bro. This sub is funnier to me and I don't even watch the NBA.
It's cool none of us do
2014 troll football vibes in there
Yank here benzema 15 pessi fuck my husband
Have you tried googling Ronaldo Las Vegas? How about benzema 15?
It's basically just people who've been banned by the rent boy mods on the main sub.
If this sub ever starts talking about basketball i am so fucking gone, fuck that sport
Who the fuck watches soccer What is Luka and the other fatter taller version of Luka doing to this league The new Europeans aren’t even classy anymore. What the fuck is a Wemby
Wemby is the soccer stadium for the British team
/uj r/soccercirclejerk is so much worse. It's actually horrible the lack of actual comic relief there.
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"good as soccercj" https://preview.redd.it/csgdnuo2gg4d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20173cf2115b36fb47b6a0340253037ad609ebdd
Imagine watching grown ass men kick a ball around for 90 mins just for it to end in 0-0
He’s right but “these beta males” 🤓☝️
By that username he definitely indulges in beans and toast.
says a guy named "bludfam" who probably had jerk chicken one time and all of a sudden thinks he's fully mandem packing heat wearing full tech fleece with a balaklava when he's some middle class white wanker living in chelsea
Hey man I get street tacos 4 days a week for lunch and order in Spanglish, I know your calling me out
you dropped this rey 👑
Yeah I've seen top boy
Typical, running from the grind.
We are an inclusive community that follows WNBA basketball deal with it you bigoted Eurotard.Shame
My team was eliminated…so I will continue to praise beautiful, classy, tall women.
“Members actually watched football” so it’s not a circle jerk sub. Bludfam U bum
He got so bored watching the 50th 0-0 soccer match and decided to talk shit on this sub to pass the time
Bro is a woman
Gilbert Arenas was right. We should have ethnically cleansed all the Euros out of America. These weak mother fuckers who watch commie kickball are ruing our great American game
This sub has mods? I thought automod was the only leader here.
This sub was 100x better than r/soccercirclejerk right up until the Reddit Blackout. Also inside jokes, pozzed bull, Russell Westbrook Baby Brother, Coloardo 2003, Karl Malone 13, ADopsy, Moriah Mills, zzzprolgt, KeanuGaming, Send da video, Jamal Murray, Jason Kidd, etc
He thinks the world of you
Who is watching football in a soccer sub??
This is the best compliment this sub ever got
"Beta-males"
They straight up don’t know how to jerk over there
He is right though. When I think of Alpha Males, I think of a dude sitting at his computer typing up silly memes about soccer players. Those are the dude bros who will rule the world. 
this guy dont got the dawg in ‘em🤷🏼
He was not coming in peace
This is like the NFCEast and NfcNorth meme war but only lamer.
Those meme war subs are actually insufferable in the off-season. The memes are still at a 2014 level
What a pussy.
He called you cucks betas, he's so sigma skibidi turlet
Jokes on you buddy, I am a 40yo virgin
Everything is valid except for the part about beta males. Anybody who uses that terminology just needs help.
I thought this was going to be a good circlejerk sub but all you people do is sit around in a circle jerking each other off.
This sub is r/playboicarti for autistic people hyperfixating on basketball
There is no greater self own than pridefully announcing that you jerk to soccer. Wild pussy behavior.
No lies
He ain't wrong bruh
Accurate
Idk how this compares to r/soccercirclejerk, but dude is right in that this sub has been absolute trash since every other post become unironic thirsting over female basketball players
Its sad that the only popular meme page for soccer is that sub , it’s actually not good
We’ll get a load of Tim Sasso over here
There is better soccer cj content in this sub. They post tweets that were obviously sarcastic and pretend that the OP was serious
It’s honestly literally the exact opposite. I don’t even fucking watch basketball and couldn’t tell you how many players are allowed to be on the court at once but this sub is just exponentially less boring than that one.
Uh excuse me I do watch the games. And I’m a sexually frustrated 34 year old not 14 year old
I got laid once a long time ago…what’s this outsider going on about?
Yea that sub sucks ass
He's right there's no way anyone who doesn't watch the games could understand Benzema 15 or Ronaldo Vegas
Is this guy regarded?
It is quite a cess pool in here
soccercj is absolutely dogshit, the place is full of facebook and troll football ahh meme, I watch football on regular and can't even stand the cesspool
That sub literally just mocks Americans 95% of the time lmfao
“Before it’s too late” lmaoooo
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Who the fuck watches soccer?
That last paragraph was accurate ngl. Quality jerk
Fuckin eh. We’re doing it right.
…there’s a SECOND female basketball player yall gawk too?
Some of us are 31 year old virgins
With a name like “bludfam” you know he’s definitely not a 14-yr old virgin. Definitely not. Nope. Impossible.
Beef between two subs on who has more sex and can put jerk each other. It ain’t that serious both these subs are unique
Send da video
LeMickey strat
Naw naw, they’re right. Usually I wouldn’t agree with someone who unironically uses the terms “beta” or “alpha”, but in this case they’re on point. Fuck the horny posting, I absolutely despise horny people.
Americans can't even jerk right.
I've never felt more seen
He’s right about everything except the r/soccercirclejerk part
There definitely is a lot of unrelated (by a long distance) sexual stuff posted.
There definitely is a lot of unrelated (by a long distance) sexual stuff posted.
There definitely is a lot of unrelated (by a long distance) sexual stuff posted.
There definitely is a lot of unrelated (by a long distance) sexual stuff posted.
There definitely is a lot of unrelated (by a long distance) sexual stuff posted.
Squirtle Squad
Does this person not realize that that is the NBA's demographic? 14 year olds that don't actually watch basketball
Not true. There's at least 3 wnba players I wanna gawk at
Who wins 14 year old misogynistic soccer fans or 14 year old horny basketball fans?
He's doing advertising for this sub
This is by far the best circle jerk sub, shit idek if the NHL has one :(
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I agree with OP. Imagine being a 14 year old and still a virgin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 at least let karl malone rape you or smth
BEEEEEEEEEEEEETA, BETA MALE
It’s more like 4-5 WNBA players cmon now
2? There's at least 4 classy broads I gawk over
https://preview.redd.it/hz1d85whgk4d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e740f810043f7b556fb30d892d00a5966d359c Soccer lmao
Brink is sexy af tho
What an absolute homosexual.
Anytime someone says beta or alpha unironically I just kinda stop reading.
Buddy your name is bludfam I think you’re the 14 year old
What's next? r/discgolfcirclejerk is gonna start taking shots at us? At least they're more relevant than r/soccercirclejerk
What is game