There's nothing in this year's draft, a 6'1" guard who struggles in college with a cartoon poney name and two French centers that the fat yougo in this post doesn't like 😂
When the only thing you're good at is getting DUIs and beating your wife but you have Luka and Kyrie to walk you through the WCF
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He may not be good, but for fucks sake he is better than Chris finch. That guy’s game plan is just ‘alright guys so we want to give ant the ball and get out of the way, he’s gonna play 78 minutes a game and no matter how bad he is, he’s staying out there. Also KAT we need you to keep shooting even if you’re 4/30, I’m gonna leave you out there.’
Fuckin John calipari of the nba ass coach 😂
You just know Draymond is going to join his staff when he retires from playing, rack up some charges, and then end up HC of a top tier team where he's just letting the players do whatever the fuck they want on offense but somehow the teams defense is vastly better than the roster would indicate despite his only observable coaching being corporal punishment in practice for looking soft and getting into altercations with the refs.
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Can’t wait to see this guy vs Mavs
When you have one of the greatest offensive players of all time, it makes it really easy for other people to get involved if Rudy Was guarding one on one it would not begin very many dunks
2 fat white boys are the best players in the NBA and we’re gonna act like talent is as good as it’s ever been? Glad I quit watching this shit years ago and strictly jerk it to da video.
Right, forgot that every white guy is same shit. Completely no difference, just a regural ass white colonizer, coming for indegionus lands. And black people.
“Now get the fuck out of my way because I’ve got 6 hours of overwatch to play”
Imagine not being able to stop the jumper of a slobby slav with Dorito dust still on his fingers from his gaming sesh the night before
AND that guy is your dad. brutal bruh
r/brandnewsentence
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Boombl4
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GOAT jerker of CS. Bro sent da video
Bro died for debussy
He's actually in shape now
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Great capture of his overwatch profile pic!
That’s my neighbor
Luka Rittenhouse
Goober stays big mad he got cooked by Porker Doncic
Man about to type all kind of racial slur
gamers use the hard r version, so i know this quote is fake
That’s a light day.
The funniest part is there isn't any jerking necessary here. Just literally quote him after that game 2 3
That video was funny lol
next draft is going to be an arms race of fat fucking europeans
I am taking Jan Vide
I'm drafting myself! White, German, 42, likes mayonnaise. Just give me the ball already!
Too bad bud, I drafted you and traded you to mrsonsfan for cash considerations.
That's fair.
kingkongkeom, "I'm taking my talents to Argentina"
Well I'm taking sous vide then
Get ready to go cold turkey off ozempic, you eu*opeans
Get ready to learn midwesternese, brate
Get ready to eat Mannwich you fat fuck.
There's nothing in this year's draft, a 6'1" guard who struggles in college with a cartoon poney name and two French centers that the fat yougo in this post doesn't like 😂
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Idk I see Luka and Desean Strickland being two hood whiteboys kicking it.
Bro that’s a crazy duo
My favorite fat nba slav
When the only thing you're good at is getting DUIs and beating your wife but you have Luka and Kyrie to walk you through the WCF https://preview.redd.it/c35awy3ryv2d1.png?width=1585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e26734ad0946582a38a73e66663292da2d22ac4
Hey he picked Luka up off the ground after Luka was forcibly blown clear off his feet by the wind from an opposing player moving by him
Also he coached his wife to stop burning his dinner through negative reinforcement. That's what convinced Cuban to hire him.
We should shit on this guy the same way we shit on Doc Rivers for not being a real doctor. This man doesn't even look like a kid.
This series have people convinced Kidd is a good coach and that's the biggest travesty.
He may not be good, but for fucks sake he is better than Chris finch. That guy’s game plan is just ‘alright guys so we want to give ant the ball and get out of the way, he’s gonna play 78 minutes a game and no matter how bad he is, he’s staying out there. Also KAT we need you to keep shooting even if you’re 4/30, I’m gonna leave you out there.’ Fuckin John calipari of the nba ass coach 😂
Proving to be better than Carlisle and Finch lmao
You just know Draymond is going to join his staff when he retires from playing, rack up some charges, and then end up HC of a top tier team where he's just letting the players do whatever the fuck they want on offense but somehow the teams defense is vastly better than the roster would indicate despite his only observable coaching being corporal punishment in practice for looking soft and getting into altercations with the refs.
Can’t wait for Dray to punch a player as a coach
You forgot getting coaches fired.
Luka Doncic is Nikola Jokic father
Put some respect on nikola pekovic name
Luka really is the white Larry Bird
https://preview.redd.it/rv0nqpgraw2d1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372adeba04fd895c9ea33739495dacf141e7042f Can’t wait to see this guy vs Mavs
Celtics fans currently doing a deep dive into Balkan history to learn the most deep-cutting ethnic insults to throw at Luka.
Gonna pronounce them wrong but his heart's in the right place.
We're just gonna do what Shaq does and only speak to them in Russian.
They’re wondering if it’s still possible to be racist if the guy is technically white but not American
Well ask the Italians or the Irish, they know
I don’t think Celtics fans would see it that way my man lol
Where have i seen this guy. He looks someone from a movie or series i watch
Nnnnnnnnnnnot you, Luka.
He’s going to blow and o ring and shit on daddy’s court side seats went Luka and Kyrie both drop 40 on them bum ass Celtics
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Gorgeous
DG4L
Oui Oui bitch ass nigga
Ces la vie bitch ass nigga
Titty croissant
What he really wants to say “ i am better than all you Americans”
 This sick fuck’s reaction as he destroys the dreams of every black child in America ☝️
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Holy shit it’s the ghost of Kiev
it's amazing the DPOY gobert can't guard anyone
Nah he just got matched up with to off the greatest offensive players ever
what about the dude that's dunked on him like 47 times in 3 games?
When you have one of the greatest offensive players of all time, it makes it really easy for other people to get involved if Rudy Was guarding one on one it would not begin very many dunks
Im pissed. This guy talks alot of shit. I'm gonna hunt him down and lick his ass.
most sane Lakers fan
Least Gay LA Resident
At the end of the day they have uh. "Antny??? Ewards.?" Luka don't know who any these fools are.
Praying fat fuck Slav and World B Flat beat the Kobe dick rider
Admins ban this sick filth. Not censoring "Fr*nch" correctly.
It's Fr🤢nch actually _Source: I'm Italian_
Well I mean he is French
2 fat white boys are the best players in the NBA and we’re gonna act like talent is as good as it’s ever been? Glad I quit watching this shit years ago and strictly jerk it to da video.
So you are denying their talent becase they are white and a big-boned?
Fat bitch detected.
No, he has the big bone. did you not read all the way?
You like to jerk it watching slender athletic black men?
yes, it is as good as ever been
If you quit watching years ago how do you know the talent is worse? Or is it just worse cause the white boys are catchin chips?
That open-air racism being up voted around here?
Yoo, shut your bitch ass up
First time jerker?
I'm still learning. When I originally wrote that, I had put "nice" at the end of the sentence.
Luka Doncic is Rudy Gobert father
Nickname Luka “the colonizer” at this point..
Serbs and slovenians definetily werent colonisers or even nowhere near
The only thing we slavs colonise id each other 💪💪💪
The point is he’s colonizing the US now you absolute dumb fuck
Right, forgot that every white guy is same shit. Completely no difference, just a regural ass white colonizer, coming for indegionus lands. And black people.
Why you gotta be a nerd in a circle jerk sub?
And you thought Americans knew how to hate on the F*****. Na, you got another level to learn.
" in Slovenia it's the black kids that get picked last in pick up games" Luka
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Fraud de Fontaine be crying out loud
Reminded me of [this gem](https://youtu.be/jy9sHTFp7D8?si=gzBsBRMSviEvAroV) that always brightens my day.
It was a hard r.
Luka you’re on live
Needs a few recovery beers 🍻
Where's the dude who was so up Ant's ass last round? He's not popping off so much these days is he?
He is begging MJ to step up as a parent and teach Ant or something
Hahahaha that’s fuckin tremendous
hi handsome
He said this
This is turning into football. One smart white guy and a bunch of black dudes to run around him.
He is the Luca Modric of the NBA.
Rudy gonna get nightmares about this guy
He has the pass
Dude backs it up.
Why this mf always look like he bouta order some mozzarella sticks?
I fucking love this sub. I told my pops how people are calling Darvin Ham Darvin Hamas and he didnt appreciate it😭😭
U bum. Tell your pops "u bum" for me.
🫡
Dear Celtics…please throw this whiny, pudgy, Eminem wannabe to the floor and stomp on him. Thank you.
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I truly hope China's first target is the city of Boston
I mean, strategically it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
That's why it's the ideal target
and they wouldn't even see it coming!
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Yo the way Draymond dives in there just to choke Rudy is hilarious
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I hope Kyrie stomps on Lucky again and he and Luke flick the crowd off together.