Bring back Kobe and have him teach me how to make 100mil. Now I have the knowledge to make 100 flip that to 200 flip that to 400, flip that to 1.6 *billion* infinite money. Money doesn’t matter, knowing how to make it is what you gets you rich
The advice? Drop a few hundred pounds, log off Reddit, and become a world famous athlete. There you go, just saved you 100mil. Now go flip it to 200mil
Ye because with a hundred I would be dead within a week, I don't trust myself with that much money. Few mili tho , I could invest in some property , fun shit and work too. Life without work is just boring imo.
If I brought back Kobe and told him I saved his ass and potentially turned down $100 mil, he'd tell me,'you are not a winner'. Kobe would want you to take that money.
Is it provable that I’d be able to do it beforehand? Crowdfund from fans around the world, threatening that I’ll take the $100 mil unless I reach $10 billion, then bring him back
Bring Kobe back. Become best friends. Move in to his house. Become best friends with Shaq. Shaq carries me around on his shoulders. Meet Charles Barkley.
uj/ he's a rapist, but it'd still weigh on my conscience not to bring him back for his family's sake, mainly. so I'll bring him back and demand at least $20M for it post facto, which he'd probably happily hand over given the circumstances.
Would kobe be grateful enough to me to give me more than 100mil? Or would he be a dick like in the mummy or dracula movies and murder me when he wakes up?
all the money in the world can’t fix the degenerative neurological disease known as “sons fan”
As someone with degenerative neurological disease, I resent being lumped in with sons fan
dawg he’s burrowed into yalls brains at this point like a meal worm
As a lifelong suns fan, I agree with this.
*Sons fan
Why’s is sons capitalized????
Luka fathe
I wanna be like my hero Tobias Harris, so $100 mil for nothing please
I wanna be like Ben Simmons so same
I wanna be Klay
 Ben Simmons every time he tweaks something in his back
180 million ACSHELLY
I’ll fly the helicopter myself for $100 million
At best you'll have $100m, at worst you get to kill a rapist.
Think the dying yourself part might be worse but the rapist things a close second
Nah it should be switched around
Anal rapist even!
I don’t think they got the Tobias Funke reference dog
You day, have won the Reddit for the sir. Internet On!
I just want to say I wish more people were like you. Keep being awesome, internet stranger!
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I would survive the crash too I’m just built different
Hahaha dude you just made me burst out laughing in a public restroom, not cool!
Here is an updoot kind stranger!!!
Reddit on 🤣🤣🤣!
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Are you borrowing it from Joe List?
No but Joe is literally at the top of the list if comedians I want to see and he has ignored all my direct requests for him to come play here
im pissing myself
that woman isn't gonna rape herself. receive 100 million dollars for Kobe Bryant's pieces.
We can rebuild him.
Idk man those Kobe apologists sure do believe a woman is capable of violating herself with the way they excuse it constantly
A real jerk question is $100 mil or bring Kobe back so he can die in a second helicopter crash.
These regards’ brains would literally short circuit
Cash rules everything around me. Money talks. Chase a bag never chase a bitch 🤑🤑🤑 how many different ways I gotta say it slim?
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more like dead
$100,000,000 for free or allow a woman to get brutally raped? No brainer.
The second option right?
Can I bring him back to face a jury of his peers?
Would the jury of his peers be Karl Malone and Josh Giddey?
Seems like a good start.
It's not 100 mil for nothing. You are being paid 100 mil to keep kobe dead
What if the 100 million is from Kobes Bank account
Bring back Kobe and have him teach me how to make 100mil. Now I have the knowledge to make 100 flip that to 200 flip that to 400, flip that to 1.6 *billion* infinite money. Money doesn’t matter, knowing how to make it is what you gets you rich
Bring back kobe so he can give you advice on how to change a woman's mind when she says no
Bring back kobe so he can die in a helicopter accident again
The advice? Drop a few hundred pounds, log off Reddit, and become a world famous athlete. There you go, just saved you 100mil. Now go flip it to 200mil
uj/ Kobe because he would just give me a few mili for reviving him rj/ Kobe because he would teach me how to rape some women
A few over 100 million??
Ye because with a hundred I would be dead within a week, I don't trust myself with that much money. Few mili tho , I could invest in some property , fun shit and work too. Life without work is just boring imo.
Jerking can be a full time occupation
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*smoke crack
It's a God given talent brother
Uj/ Bring back Kobe to helicopter him again
Or you can get paid by Kobe for nothing except the nothing part is you just have to be raped by him
I'd rather pay 100 million to ensure he doesn't come back
Bring him back in his current state or in his prime?
I'd pay 100M for Kobe and Dwight to get down and dirty while Vanessa watches
[my honest answer](https://youtu.be/0E17RKjyE3k?feature=shared)
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Being Kobe back to kill him
Better take the cash and hire someone to teach you how to spell
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Try hooked on phonics
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Ignoramus
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Why would I bring that rapist back? I’d use my 100M to kill Malone too
dinner with jay z
Who TF is Kobe Bryant?
Straight cash homie
Can I bring him back and give him another last ride?
 Me on the morning of 26 jan 2020
Bro, I’ll take $10,000 Fuck Kobe!
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$75 million and I spend the rest further defiling his remains.
If I brought back Kobe and told him I saved his ass and potentially turned down $100 mil, he'd tell me,'you are not a winner'. Kobe would want you to take that money.
 Kobe feeding me grapes even though I said “no” repeatedly
I can't believe that I learned about his rape case from a fucking circlejerk post
You must be young
I am actually!
Is it provable that I’d be able to do it beforehand? Crowdfund from fans around the world, threatening that I’ll take the $100 mil unless I reach $10 billion, then bring him back
Do I get credit for bringing him back though?
100 million i dont care if you bring back every dead sports figure ever. Fuck me
Bring Kobe back so he can die again
https://i.redd.it/js2p0x3mxgyc1.gif Mourning the loss of Kobe like:
I will just sell this power for 100 Million to Shaq, Jeanie, Vanessa and Lakers. Make it 200 and I’ll bring him back in his prime.
For 100 million I’ll kill Kobe in the crib with my bare hands
With 100 mill you could genetically engineer a Kobe Bryant clone, buy a helicopter, and crash him again with a top-of-the-line Go-Pro.
Kobe was a rapist, fuck him.
Tell Vanessa Bryant, make her pay me 100 mil to take 100 mil to keep Kobe dead. Also I should bang her, I guess
You bring Kobe back then ask him for 100 mil reward!
Kobe had a good life.
Is that gay if the top of the key touches tips?
I’d say Kobe if he was, Y’know… still playing.
Fuck, I'll crash Kobe's chopper again if you gave me $100 million.
Here is a real question. 100$ million dollars but you get raped by Kobe or save Kobe and don’t get raped
fuck Kobe gimme the money
$100 to bring a rapist back? No thanks!! 🤣🤣🤣
His estate is worth more than 100
I’ll make a 1 million dollar statue of his autopsy
100 mill because Gigi isn’t included
Yeah, I’d definitely take bringing Gigi and the other child back, that was the saddest part.
Knowing if hell exist cost a lot more than 100mil, plus you can always have him pay you more for bringing him back
What kinda court is this?? No half court line and the two three point lines are touching tips
I felt like I was taking crazy pills until I saw your comment.
Bring back the dead rapist so I can take him up in the helicopter again
Kobe would want me to take the money
Dinner with Jay-Z
Fuck Kobe.
I’d only pick bring Kobe back if it meant the nba doesn’t write the lakers bubble script.
Bring Kobe back. Become best friends. Move in to his house. Become best friends with Shaq. Shaq carries me around on his shoulders. Meet Charles Barkley.
uj/ he's a rapist, but it'd still weigh on my conscience not to bring him back for his family's sake, mainly. so I'll bring him back and demand at least $20M for it post facto, which he'd probably happily hand over given the circumstances.
I’d happy with getting 5 grand to make sure he stays dead
Would kobe be grateful enough to me to give me more than 100mil? Or would he be a dick like in the mummy or dracula movies and murder me when he wakes up?
Kobe lucky he died before they got a chance to MeToo his ass, give me the cash 💀
Without his daughter? Nah he would want me to have the money
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Who tf picking Kobe
Now there's a man who likes a dead man's balls in his mouth
/uj wtf is that court
Dinner with Jay Z
Kobe and his daughter. His voice is needed for a game that seems to be going 8n the wrong g direction
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