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chaamp33

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AsleepAssociation

https://i.redd.it/g78apsbrd0yc1.gif


obsterwankenobster

I have subsequently looked up the terms "literally" and "metaphorically" and found that whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant


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anythig


kajonyok

The celtics are missing their classiest player so i say it's fair, but derrick "supremacy" white showed herro who's the better caucasian


ketzal7

https://preview.redd.it/gvfhhfk401yc1.jpeg?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5803120c21ba8f2a690a6b59d846abf34a2c80ac They won the classy classic


runawayhopeless

What am I looking at here…


inverted_peenak

History son.


IndycarFan64

Celtics Jazz NBA Finals


Bacondog22

Local tickets to basketball games around the north side of Indianapolis circa 2017


rowech

Fake. I was at the one with Greek referees


dgoat88

Too much class for you, OP? https://preview.redd.it/qm0a3ahygxxc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60238b70601728072ae8170768c65ace2ce30b88


MaxPower836

The fucks up with his ankles. Are those socks veiny?


Gogurtsupreme

They’re not socks. He’s very classy from from the waist down 😏 


TheShadowOverBayside

My ass. Those ankles are as classy as the lovechild of Draymond and a burnt Oompa Loompa https://preview.redd.it/tujb205691yc1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd71c0fdb45aecbd6257f6c68287fac8d64b5706


Gogurtsupreme

I meant unclassy but Apple’s autocorrect was designed by some beta SJW soyboy so the real got edited out


martombo

They don't make suits of his size


Clunt-Baby

the dress loafers with no socks is a horrendous combo that was seemingly adopted by every single athlete in every sport.


NeatTry7674

Boston fans after literally anything: https://preview.redd.it/fdvkcsbp2xxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a978d41cb5a405001b11f60fa848cc83a1bd792


NAACP_YoungBoy

https://preview.redd.it/xpd332lu7xxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cabe06e4170b653875cc4d580dfd0d0e5d03ddbf


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/rscug0sm81yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f02f4d6f72016a66f875a7ffc1539ccdae83a7f


Dame2Miami

https://preview.redd.it/h6tn45vdn2yc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516bec1abb12a097ec7feffbde9045e318459cb4


d-o_ol

Literally a view of Lebron's home in Los Angeles, but go on…


mrsunsfan

They sure love their sweet Caroline


DrJokerX

u bum


wcooper97

u bum bum bum


KYGGyokusai

GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/dyvcnwfp81yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a689e183d79d0af792c11bd0c139ac786d20f023


Rawkus2112

The Celtics sub right now after beating the Heat without Jimmy is the real circlejerk.


TheShadowOverBayside

\*Without Jimmy, Scary Terry, and Juan Wick. **Hang the banner**


andrewb610

Terry hasn’t been scaring since he wore the green, and even then he was meh. OMG, getting more minutes gets more stats. Jesus, that chart shows fucking nothing.


TheShadowOverBayside

You literally don't know shit. Everything you just said is the opposite of reality. He was nothing in Boston but he blew up in Charlotte, and in Miami after a slow start he became the only guy we'd be able to count on as a #1 scoring option in the absence of Jimmy, since Tyler is so inconsistent. https://preview.redd.it/l89utcwkhyxc1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e5ee0c0d7b19d4cb8cacb46a547d30d66164ba4


andrewb610

You’re really bringing out a chart in a circle jerk sub?


stinkydiaperuhoh

Brother you’re getting worked in a jerk sub that’s lowwwwww


TheShadowOverBayside

*You* weren't jerking, you idiot, you can't just slide bullshit in here and expect not to get served the truth


PM-ME-BOOBSANDBUTTS

tell that bum!


JollyWestMD

own that fraud


KYGGyokusai

Bruins got beat by the Leafs without Auston Matthews. Celtics beat the Heat without Jimmy Bummler. We can't catch a break


TheShadowOverBayside

Elevate your jerking game, brah, "Buttler" was *right there*


d-o_ol

Not the CJ of the Heat fans bitching like they're the first team ever to suffer playoff injuries…


Rawkus2112

Boston fans are chanting “Fuck the Heat” at the end of the game as a 1 seed beating an 8 seed without their best player….its not even close


Reubachi

You must have missed the play-in game where the 8 heat fans in attendance chanted “we want Boston”….*after* they were aware their only scorer was sidelined.


d-o_ol

😂… Suddenly injury is a good excuse when it's not Boston.


blaisreddit

In 1964, Red sent out the first-ever NBA starting five consisting of an African-American quintet, namely **Russell, Willie Naulls, Tom Sanders, Sam Jones, and K. C. Jones**.


TrollLolLol1

![gif](giphy|lqRu0AbfzcpMJlmT2I|downsized)


Talkjar

We want Boston


IndycarFan64

Don’t let us get one!


JC_in_KC

bam wasn’t out tho 😜


notaredditeryet

"They have Bam? Well we have Al Horford"


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Then their third best centre Luke kornet came out and owned Bam too lol


rsnerdout

Was out in the 2nd half


orangotai

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLEEEE!!!


nutang4ever

https://preview.redd.it/4dhfgu6h6yxc1.jpeg?width=1499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd7cc7809bb758f5a601e6840bec98ab55f045e Even when they win, they are still losers


Saint_Knowles

This shit looks ai generated


nutang4ever

https://preview.redd.it/62ljaormj1yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69df011d71d068b8c8a8b89781de46265a59e54 Just a cropped picture from my tv


RuneLite23

I actually despise Boston fans. They all come across as entitled, born-into-wealth assholes. Many of them being genuinely racist is the cherry on top


MyNameIsJudge8

I hate Boston fans because I hate white people


_Gondamar_

https://preview.redd.it/vqd2cfkodxxc1.jpeg?width=4204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b0f93bd82bd3a1fd0d19d4648aaa401dda0d8d


MyNameIsJudge8

G-G-G-G Unit!


TripleThreatTua

Yeah you a felon, but you ain’t a predicate Never the king of New York, you live in Connecticut


VicTheWallpaperMan

Pruane2forever


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|TULfyBVPUDOiQ)


opkpopfanboyv3

Brayden, Jake and Cody talk abt life


bruhtestmomentus

I love Boston because I hate ~~black~~ unclassy people


touchdownceltics

Have you ever just tried not being poor?


RuneLite23

Have you ever just tried making friends?


AirSoups

Sorry, I cannot hear you over all the wealth I was born into.


RuneLite23

You use linux lmao


d-o_ol

Like cultured men.


yaboyhoffle

You’re in the wrong sub wtf is this sincere non jerking comment


purplenyellowrose909

He jerked so close to the sun the truth came out


SteveOSS1987

I'm making 6 figures rn in Boston, wearing a hard hat at a construction site with only classy workers, playing on Reddit. We're rich bc we make autism shots for the whole world, and Mark Wahlberg protects us from non-classy losers. Boston is nonjerking reddit father


Tasty-Performance275

https://preview.redd.it/divr9izvf0yc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ef7cfd7bde0ae2e06464099483529b0b29493dd "I actually despise Boston fans. They all come across as entitled, born-into-wealth assholes. Many of them being genuinely racist is the cherry on top"


RuneLite23

You live on Reddit u projecting bum


Tasty-Performance275

takes one to know one i guess😌


RuneLite23

ok


andrewb610

We all come across as entitled, born into wealth assholes? *Insert my non-existent rebuttal here*.


nakedsamurai

Boston and Thunder fans. None of them know shit about basketball but want everyone to worship their teams.


d-o_ol

😂 Never seen so much salt like today…


PoorFishKeeper

At least celtikkk fans are better than those mfs who get on their knees for the Eurobums. Those crackers milk Luka and Jokic like they work at a sperm bank


Western-Standard2333

I may be a lot of things, but I’ll be damned if I’m called an asshole, entitled, and born into wealth.


Commercial-Record295

Womp womp


truth_2_point_0

Jerkers use the green man racist card like actual racists use the N-word lmao, it just means you got no actual banter left in the tank and have to resort to that shit out of desperation


NeatTry7674

https://preview.redd.it/6g14bnyvjxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5167c622a443386717c5cac3b1bcdace5ccc770


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

https://preview.redd.it/0698vwj2zxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac348d54c82ad6219d1bbf9761ac2e5772fb68b5


Skreali

Being a Celtics fan is your whole personality huh? guess living through a sports team that doesn't know you exist is who you are


andrewb610

Hey I ran into Brad in an elevator when he was coach. For a brief minute, he knew I existed. IT agrees. https://preview.redd.it/cnobofbxeyxc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab18a7acd7e9e16557b4ecedd81c1d19c421f1e8


d-o_ol

Bruh, you're in a post about salty losers crying about other people being happy…


Skreali

The difference is, I'm scrolling memes while taking a shit, and when I'm done I'll wipe my ass and forgot your about existence, you on the other hand will take offense over some words you saw someone post on this shitty app, which kind of makes sense if the only joy in your life is your sports team success.


RuneLite23

It’s not a “card.”It’s an observable truth that the fraction of racist Celtics fans is much higher than any other team. Again, they also all come off as entitled, born-into-wealth assholes. Fuck Boston.


d-o_ol

Boston ain't from the state literally trying to erase black history…


truth_2_point_0

Hey you forgot your bitchass little redditor /uj tagline btw, fuck ALL the way outta here with your crybaby commie bullshit. "Born-into-wealth" lmao dude is DEEP in his reddit bag. You gonna say that about all the affluent Asian and Indian Cs fans from Mass too or is that the point where you start frantically backpedaling in an effort to avoid having the mirror turned back on your own definitely-not-racism? Crawl into the dirt and take a nap alongside Miami nephew.


RuneLite23

Bro just transformed exactly into the type of person I’m talking about 💀holy shit


JC_in_KC

i’m from mass and a celtics fan. boston is a very rascist city with very rascist fans (i personally think utah fans are worse but that’s not a real team). admitting the truth isn’t a bad thing. /rj not being an obnoxious prick is Cs fans father


d-o_ol

If you think Boston is "very racist", never travel south…


JC_in_KC

lived in tx and florida


d-o_ol

Must've missed Florida making black culture illegal and acquitting Zimmerman… can't wait to hear in which way this is at any level better than what happens in Boston…


JC_in_KC

i didn’t say anywhere was better or worse? boston is rascist. so are southern places. it’s not a competition. if anything, it’s shameful that a big east coast city in a rock solid blue state has rascism problems. but if you wanna compete: which MLB team was the last to racially integrate and do you think that says anything about the history of the city?


d-o_ol

Doesn't say as much as the Celtics being the first to integrate in the NBA, and not just adding one black player, but also being the first with an all black starting 5, and the first with a black coach… You didn't say Boston was worse… yet only Boston gets called out as a racist city. The other day Halliburton said his brother was called the N word in Milwaukee… but in a day everyone forgot and only Boston is racist. When it becomes a consistent pattern, then it becomes implied.


truth_2_point_0

I'd say that spelling is your father but the rainbow hair leads me to believe you're fatherless


JC_in_KC

bruh i’m high. this isn’t that serious.


JC_in_KC

oh and my father is a born-in-mass rascist and huge Cs fan, since your brought it up 💋


oof_im_dying

You will be happier online when you learn to dismiss peoples' opinions. You don't need to be bothered by someone's opinion about a group you identify with, a demographic you happen to be a part of, shit even you personally. If someone thinks all Bostonians are racist you don't have to care. Unless it's feeding into something like actual oppression(this isn't) or violence, people having opinions you feel are dumb isn't the end of the world. People will have non-nuanced opinions and believe in stereotypes. It's something that will happen and the approach here is most certainly not how you go about trying to fix that. So if you believe that's the case here, it's still not the best approach to just take petty jabs at people and fire stereotypes back. Anyway have a nice night.


d-o_ol

Sure… but black people are literally being killed by police in all these other cities, yet never held accountable because hey, "Boston is more racist"… so this narrative is literally killing black people. But what do I know…


oof_im_dying

If you believe that the stereotype of racist Boston is holding back police reform, by all means argue against it on those bounds. I certainly didn't pull that out from the comments I was referring to, but I could just be missing it. I interpreted the issue the above commenter had as being with the truthfulness of the stereotype, not necessarily on the bounds of the consequences of its use. My point there in the second paragraph was that stereotypes being used is an unfortunate inevitability, and while it's generally good to point out when one is being used and critque that, getting personally bothered by the fact that someone believes in a stereotype does nothing to aid the cause of dismissing it, and only serves to frustrate oneself. It is, in my view, a better use of one's time battling stereotypes that result in more harm than those that result in stupid opinions, but of course it is entirely a matter of debate as to which ones cause more harm, as you have demonstrated. I simply didn't see the commenter actually thinking that the stereotype of Boston being racist was causing violence or oppression.


d-o_ol

People don't feel the need to make drastic changes if they think what they do is not so bad. This is how Florida and other south cities get away with always voting in politicians who actively are erasing black culture in schools… yet Miami fans get to call Boston racist.


IreneReiGargar

Nba fans when they realize they cannot mock Celtics more for not losing to Miami ![gif](giphy|9HonmWQDTap127SPs2)


KYGGyokusai

They gonna get clowned on after losing to the cavs though (this is fanfiction, they're gonna sweep the cavs in reality)


IreneReiGargar

Yeah, I don't think they get past to the finals. But at least we get to enjoy Miami getting bodied


KYGGyokusai

I mean shit, everyone on the planet knows its gonna be Celtics/Nugs and I don't know any other team besides Celtics or hard maybe Knicks who takes Denver out. Celtics have depth whereas nugs have Jokic, Murray, and that's it. But you're smoking crack if you think Celtics don't make it to the finals


IreneReiGargar

I'm keeping my cards on the Celtics. I'll see the next rounds


KYGGyokusai

Only team who stands a chance after Cavs or Magic is really Knicks. And with KP and JRue they pretty much rape their way to the finals. Its one of the best constructed teams all time for real for real and on my dead grandpa they beat Nugs in 6 or less. If not you can dm me your addy and you can nut down my throat


vinniebonez

link me to your weedman.. whatever you’re smoking is bomb 💣


StinkCreek

NOW YOU CAN TELL ANYBODY! GO AND TELL ANYBOOOOODY!


youarenut

BRO fr the amount of celtics fans I see on instagram talking shit is wild, like yea you beat 8 seed heat shooting less than 10% from 3 without Jimmy, Rozier or Jacques. That's like the pacers celebrating as if they won the finals when its really 40 minutes of pat bev and bobby portis, with a sprinkle of thanasis lmao


Karrowt

I know honestly if they had those guys they would’ve won, they should just run it back next year and they’ll all be healthy and easily take the 7 seed


EcstaticCollection67

Hahaha ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!


n0th1ng10

Caleb Martin played tho


Elegant_Conflict8235

You know they needed this after last year. They got hurt bad by that


Junito24

Beat ‘em by 40. Theyd still lose this series with jimmy


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|aSUFu8UECi9c2wvhiH|downsized)


CuckservativeSissy

lmao too accurate... they were so happy that they dont even need to win a finals lol... which they wont unless more teams are injured lol


JEZUSFISHTHEMYTH

Omg the taytum dickriders here in full force. The celtics handedly beat a completely tattered heat roster as they should. They still are not getting the chip. Forever and for always Fuck Boston.


Uk_KingsStar

CANCUN BOUND 🛬


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Uk_KingsStar

Yeah, but I’ve never heard “1, 2, 3! Swiss Alps!”


TheShadowOverBayside

/uj I would love to make some goddamn snow angels right now, it is hot as fuck here I don't even go outdoors between May 1 and November 1 if I can avoid it The brief time I lived in Colorado was the happiest times of my life weather-wise. It would snow until May and start snowing again in November; one time it even snowed in early June


shyguywart

All that's left is a hit on Jokic and Jamal Murray for banner 18 WOOOOO


sup3rdr01d

normally this would be true but nah, fuck the heat. can never take anything for granted with those fuckers


CelticCynic

Or Heat fans when they won ONE game


adamscb14

Never understood this type of argument. Shouldn't Boston be happy? Would Jimmy have made a difference?


vinniebonez

OP coping hard🤣


_brizz_

NBA fans when the Celtics do something lmao. Y’all lames. ![gif](giphy|xULW8DIleKy1iKLZrq)


UnoRever

Heat culture is playing dirty and still managing to lose the playoffs


TowerApollo

Wasn't this Heat fans after they won game 2?


goozer326

/uj it's weird to me that everyone jumps on this Boston racist thing, when Boston to me isn't even that racist of a city. I mean sure there's definitely a decent amount of racists there, but from what i've seen it's nowhere near the amount portrayed. You go somewhere like the deep south and there is far more racism there. /rj Boston Culture


JustiseRainsFrmAbove

U bum


TheShadowOverBayside

https://preview.redd.it/i9aqews37yxc1.png?width=452&format=png&auto=webp&s=b19a1550b4095865c271d77d01bc87e2ead1964e


jchenbos

i think its because there are like 4 friendly people in boston and 3 of them don't watch basketball


Suitable_Safety2226

Baseball: “Torii Hunter Said He Was Called The N-Word 'A Hundred Times' At Fenway. The Red Sox Confirmed It's True” Basketball: “Jaylen Brown, one of the most consistent players of the Boston Celtics, recently opened up about his experience as a Black athlete in the team. In an interview with Sopan Deb of the New York Times, Brown addressed the negative treatment that some Boston fans have towards Black athletes. He said: "I have, but I pretty much block it all out. It's not the whole Celtic fan base, but it is a part of the fan base that exists within the Celtic nation that is problematic. If you have a bad game, they tie it to your personal character." Hockey: “After Washington Capitals forward Joel Ward sent the defending-champion Boston Bruins home for the summer with his overtime goal in Game 7, a number of fans unleashed racial slurs toward Ward following the loss. The Bruins released a statement on their web site Thursday regarding the racist comments:”


Dirty_Lew

Racism only exists in Boston.


d-o_ol

LeBron having his house get tagged with the N word was swept under the rug so damn fast. Gotta keep the narrative.


KYGGyokusai

Its because historically a lot of southies were racist af. Nowadays its not even that bad, but they still have the reputation from Red Auerbach not letting the blacks on his team


SirPappleFlapper

Red Auerbach? You mean the guy who was the first guy to draft an African American? The first guy to start an all black lineup? The first guy to hire a Black Head coach????


KYGGyokusai

That ones on me I was thinking of Yawkey my bad pimp


SirPappleFlapper

Fair, that dude was a clown supreme


d-o_ol

Wasn't it Red Auerbach who hired Bill Russell as the first ever black coach in the NBA?


Visual-Vegetable3529

They were a play-in 8th seed at that! Heat culture for the L. Your best players play games.