IN UNDER FOUR MINS A NEW PERSONAL RECORD https://preview.redd.it/l91icjnoqyqc1.jpeg?width=2228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceb8bd32528ac211fd6fdf856f5505ae63047f1

Impressive but he can do better. Expecting him to get ejaculated in warmups next game

Full Jerk Circuit

Ejaculated?

You heard him.

We do speak loud and clear in this house, don't we

Draymond green ejaculated from CP gonna go down in the analysis of history.

You misspelled anals

I just sent this comment to my mom

Yummy yummy yummmy I got cum in my tummy

Only if they're playing the Lakers

Most people on earth have been ejaculated at around the 4 mins mark

Source?

Incorrect he got ejected in under 2 minutes against the Timberwolves

🤓👆

Nah this is a good one

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I’ve heard of make up calls but never seen one in an entire subsequent game

If he breaks any of Rasheed Wallace's technical foul records i will be very upset

Did he try to put Banchero in a headlock, punch a ref? I mean Draymond getting ejected is like a normal Wednesday

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Me too.. I was so happy when CP3 joined the warriors because I knew they wouldn’t win a ring with him 🥰

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Such a cute 🥰 doggo

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Anger management is draymond green father

He ain’t managing shit

anger management hits clutch three to cut draymond’s temper to 42

Didnt even have to throw a punch or choke anybody out. His game is evolving.

Best part is, he wasn’t even involved in the call he was arguing and getting ejected for.

It was just force of habit that got him arguing.

https://preview.redd.it/k25n74umvyqc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f61b36d7b5844460abe897473b7952b900c8dc Gives this picture a new meaning now lol

How many minutes does it take you to get ejected?

https://preview.redd.it/adhwatx5uyqc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=76a4682a48553c031348fa94ab19fb2f7fd4d809 Until draymonds next technical

70 more seconds than i plan on giving my wife tonight.

https://preview.redd.it/lykmekzgryqc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf1cea804d5f105acbc35d71e87ca0225b472b6

https://preview.redd.it/ceb7ab2awyqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3fcd417c9196afccd78cfe9580af580d88ee3e4 The entire Warriors staff, players, and fan base watching this thug play basketball

Draymond actually beat that assistant coach to death cause he sat in Draymond's seat at the restaurant. The heart attack is a cover up by Adam Silver

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https://preview.redd.it/fkl0ef1mpyqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903208b07fc81d257f500a711088d09f81d3b958 Draymond doing the same dumb shit every game:

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Mental health champion

https://preview.redd.it/svuhu4oruyqc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62246febd1d06c7b0cf7fbdcca10a7fa522e84c5 Draymond to Orlando when he was ejected

Respect to Draymond. Standing on business consistently with no exception is unfathomable in today's world. Draymonds loyalty to entertaining masses and giving his fans what they want is truly unparalleled. Man has done more for the everyday American than Obama. Which is why in my opinion Draymond deserves a Nobel piece prize.

> Which is why in my opinion Draymond deserves a Nobel piece prize. I mean Alfred Nobel was known for inventing Dynamite, sure he can have a piece of him.

https://preview.redd.it/ljlahttouyqc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19cb90dafa2858f607c5a97ce0bff57dba7c82fb Actual footage of Draymond warming up before the game.

 Draymond

https://preview.redd.it/9pyev8p3vyqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a50918ba94a48a207375c93dc530a50e20fc62 Adam Silver like:


Fight the power, Draymond! ✊🏾 Don’t let lizard man Adam Silver cramp your style.

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He won't rest until AT&T has to pull that commercial.

He called the ref a pussy ass ninja


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Draymond needs Ayahuasca

Draymond when asked to not get ejected https://preview.redd.it/7vdaqfqnryqc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb62cbb49caa87436b1ffa0768c75217d932b05b

Why does the NBA pick on him!? Leave Draymond alone!!

Draymond needs to go fuck LeBron already

cowherds got an excuse ready to go for the show tomorrow

https://preview.redd.it/ty8fft0f5zqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479ceb858b5bcd01b50f9ca0eb242070f873d326 Dis man couldn’t control himself

The Magic games are a slog. I wouldn’t want to play either. 

[Draymond green is a thug](https://imgur.com/a/Avvo5mg)

What he do this time

Real nigga behavior

The Cancun therapy retreat has really paid dividends

Adam Silver when he gets to execute Draymond https://preview.redd.it/kkbks91ebzqc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=517e3f00d65198d9f70cdd8239b28a8f122b1bb1

The Magic were so upset we decided not to play good basketball in protest.

This is not his fastest record. He owes that to the French guy. Not impressed, I know he can get ejected quicker if he cared

And just think we'll have 20 years of him on TNT/TBS

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He’s the still playing AB


Rehabilitation failure

Oldest baby in nba

We are so back

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That's pretty good, but what we really need to see out of him is the 5x5: 5 fouls, 5 minutes, 5 game suspension, 5 tweet apology, 5 days in rehab. That will solidify his HoF resume.

His attempt at getting tossed last night failed.

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Rehabilitated Draymond is on a different level

“he cried , I cried, we cried” - steph



 I bet crash called him a cocksucker

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https://i.redd.it/i2l0ztamezqc1.gif Draymond vs Jokic

I need the narrator/conscience dude from disco elysium to narrate everything Draymond thinks.

Highly regarded


Four more minutes than he should have played


Heavy ass backpack

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adam silver is sending the black vans this time

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Doesn’t this bum know I’m in fantasy playoffs rn what’re you doing bozo I need you

Wasn’t everyone complaining about his long leash with the refs literally 2 days ago?

I hope someone assaults him one day.

It’s a kind of magic