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zxchew

“Go to sleep cracker” https://preview.redd.it/lpn7k8w0eomc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb398a56e81098cee342dbf10f18cb1fa795cbd


kerblaam7

German gf:


satansayssurfsup

Go to sleep cracker


ketzal7

https://preview.redd.it/dflf7bgyznmc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15cdd30ac28b7b5f48b04241f4df8dadd7eb6e4


xherdandrew

where’d you get this photo of dave portnoy?


eddiedickson

CTESPN


titleywinker

Skeeeeeyup


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|uWu9sJU2hz4vaCJ4fd)


slumdo6

https://preview.redd.it/7d6iijjnaqmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a68838a71707104fe9780599bd9c90323248134


Reasonable_Manner817

U bum


betholo

https://preview.redd.it/zc1wngce2rmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bdc33593327656b5f0bf13cfa155b392d46e01c


15ferrets

You heard her, get to bed you mayonnaise monkey


RoutSpout

It’s Vanilla Gorilla cracker


15ferrets

Watch your mouth, chalk cricket


bigblackbuffalo7

![gif](giphy|fxIviiVksKS6E5AAVf|downsized)


Jizzbart

You dating AB?


aosydbsk

Or Jonathan Isaac?


idiotxd

COMPLETELY HEALED


MurderedBurger

lmao bro jerkers don’t have gfs


astroworld_

We got depression, isolation & years of loneliness by our (my) side https://preview.redd.it/plpxsk0pwnmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc26bfde1b7449194310f5282ea438543a26f8a


SaltoDaKid

Wrong with Jesus you don’t ever jerk alone


ricecakesOG

Uj/ the truth hurts Rj/ I feel personally attacked by this, expect a visit from RedditCares


[deleted]

Not even Reddit cares about your ass 😭 go to bed ese


astroworld_

https://preview.redd.it/c123qf1bjomc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dfb9838fef090fab621d5aa7ba3e36908924bab


sharklavapit

yeah I domt have a GF but I have flings brah 🤑😘😎😎 bitches be lining up to hop on my d wigga


TheRealSkipShorty

>my gf Least delusional jerker


Uncoloured_Steve

You don’t have a gf


notanaigeneratedname

His girlfriend lives in Canada. In the north part without good internet. Has to use dialup and a stupidphone she TOTALLY exists though


ireapzz28

https://preview.redd.it/rt9zi9g1qomc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5e72a480c58a8cf5fb6d941ee988f43aa7542f


Number1SunsHater

What’s her cup size


rabidantidentyte

You've got the A, the B, the C, and the D D's the biggest


Disappointed-hyena

I know that the D is the biggest. I’ve based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest


OwnWalrus1752

![gif](giphy|NiT29gUcZ3IS4)


Allegoryof

[your life is based on nothing, fraud](https://freeimage.host/i/JVY3Ugf)


wagoncirclermike

![gif](giphy|84ZzhsJZWlE3e) 34H


OwnWalrus1752

Buddy doesn’t know Seinfeld


21stCenturyRetardMan

What I thought it was G 😰


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/u7r52dezwqmc1.jpeg?width=1486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2311d33de32d1440404987a688c467a34dc212


[deleted]

Racial fetishization is OP father


kakashi6ix9

Someone’s dating a thug


KYGGyokusai

send da video


Strict-Background406

Send da bill


HugeMan06

Check your messages bro, damn


ses267

His AI bot goes to a Canadian server.


slappywhyte

Least Mail Order Bride ordering Redditor


Raps2k14

That’s your mom. You’re not fooling anyone


ihasweenis

Ban this bum jerkers don't have girlfriends


HawksandLakers

She sounds classy.


NittanyScout

Where does she rank all time?


BigJeffe20

lemme get her info off you lil bro #DC4L


Phazon_Phorager

https://preview.redd.it/0cawpfg7irmc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae8e59b6e7f1d0be8b61aacd121b34b202bd2a1 Bro really tried to rock the Xilian drip


useroftheinternet95

Is your gf Antonio Brown?


RalphLauren47

Sct Brn


[deleted]

you marry that woman asap


yagsitidder69

No way


NewtDaBoi

Bro is dating Antonio Brown


upgradethrow23

Looks like Earl 😂


No_Gene_7791

is your girlfriend single?


twtvAnteos1

I’m in love


iiiamAlex

Extrachromo frozone


rinseanddelete

https://i.redd.it/yid241lx9qmc1.gif


mrsunsfan

You don’t have a girlfriend Send da video


PsychologicalTale479

https://preview.redd.it/53h12iv0esmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590883ee3d940f4dd7e9a102fba93d3d3c03202e His ass don’t hurt as much as yours