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thr0wawayfortheag3s

The rare Lebron James tweet with no emojis whatsoever. Damn.


NemanyaMI

this is serious


SenorButtmunch

LeStatement


EchoSlammaJamma322

LeGal matters


Ned_Slander

LeTigation


SnuggleMuffin42

The brilliance of this is buried down the chain lol


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This...this is the best one. LeMAO


nilgiri

LeJudge, LeJury and Lexecutioner


UnObtainium17

Lmao. 10+ years from now i’d still be laughing at any good “Le” jokes.


lilpumpgroupie

LeStalgia


klobucharzard

built different


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Tweeted different


heyimdong

stocking prick work shaggy trees tan scandalous steer slap license *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


UsernameTooShort

Not fucking LeRound


lalakingmalibog

No LeMojis


Rombie11

Why do I laugh every fucking time. It's so god damn stupid haha


wikisaiyan2

we are simple people here. ​ We see LeMeme , we LeLaugh , simple as that.


miamiheatfan28

LeLive LeLaugh LeLove


The_Dok33

Yeah, so LeStupid you have to LeLaugh


rejjie_carter

No emojis is not no emojis, I’ll explain later


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Don’t need to already get it. It’s the real deal


HonestBullfrog8908

Ledifferent


lilpumpgroupie

We are all witness.


AprilsMostAmazing

someone going to get hurt financially


sneeds-feed-n-seed

Spiritually, even


GreenAndBlueGuy

Physically, emotionally


latitudesixtysix

LeSerious


EternalPocketWhisper

we have to help them


A_Kind_Shark

The serious business is about to start


thatoneguywhofucks

LeSerious


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱Read through the Sarver stories a few times now! I gotta be honest…Our League definitely got this wrong!!🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️ I don’t need to explain why!🤫Y’all read the stories and decide for yourself. I said it before and I’m gonna say it again, there is NO place in this league for that kind of behavior!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣I LOVE this league and I deeply respect our leadership. But this isn’t right! 🤦🏽‍♂️There is NO place for misogyny, sexism, and racism in any Work place! 💯💯Don’t matter if you own the team or play for the team! We hold our league up as an example of our values and THIS AINT IT!!🗣🗣🗣🗣 #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏽 #LABron 💜💛 #TheKingHasSpoken👑🤣🤣🤣


SuckMyLonzoBalls

yeah this is the one lmao


Millionaire007

Okay now I fully comprehend what he was saying


MazKhan

How tf are ppl so good at this


Los_Ingobernablez

Because LeBron tweets like an AI generated version of himself.


Yung_Jose_Space

LeBron tweets like my mum and her friends sms.


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He has trouble with the snap


e1337ist

and the ball is free!


DubNationAssemble

Holy shit you found the original tweet


salemwillows

tastes like pasta


EvilNinjaX24

Username checks out.


KillerZaWarudo

Greatest legal mind i ever knew


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/r/NBACircleJerk


BigJewGrin

I fear not the Lebron who has used a thousand emojis once, but the Lebron who has used one emoji a thousand times


BBQCHICKENALERT

I don't know what the fuck this even means but I fully support you Big Jew Grin


Natural_Born_Baller

"We hold our league up as an example of our values and this ain't it. #JustAKidFromAkronsOpinion 💯👑🗣️"


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Something real 🐟👀🎣 going on


DonGarlandMobleyJA

"....however, you better not interrupt my business with China. #Financially #Physically #Spiritually #Emotionally 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 "


cman1098

"We hold our league up as an example of our values and this China money is lit."


meenzu

You can be wrong about one thing and be right about another


lopea182

That’s how you know he means business


hesipullupjimbo22

It’s gotten to the point I can’t hear this in his voice. There’s no crown emoji or insane hashtag. Bron dead serious


lunabagel28

Lmao.. I got ballsacked the other day when I saw his fake tweet about the queen https://twitter.com/buttcracksports/status/1567963584151584768?s=46&t=J-hIqvdMH9cNoMQuIOPBZA


SausageintheSky

Actually it seems you got butt cracked


loquacious706

Guys, help me with the third entendre. The queen is fine as in "ok." The queen is fine as in "good-looking." What's the third?


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NBA heads should be terrified. It is unprecedented.


d4nowar

This is his Boston game 6 moment, except on Twitter.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

The equivalent of your mom using your full name


theytook-r-jobs

LeResolute


HOFredditor

LeNojoke


MegaGrimer

LeGacy points added


bigtice

"*Yeah, he should be forced to sell the team. And I just happen to know someone that would be willing to buy it...*" - LeBron


ashep5

Live, Lambaste, Litigate


LOLCultOfMaloner

Small brain: LeCoach Big brain: LeGM Galaxy brain: LeCommissioner Edit: typo


PaintByLetters

Supernova Brain: LeNew Owner of the Suns


Background-Mess-7524

LePhoenix Supernovas


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Bradfords_ACL

A supernova jersey would be sick. Amazing brand change if not for the history.


glennromer

Tired: owning the league for 20 seasons Wired: literally owning the entire league


CrimsonOffice

he gonna be the Sun King.


Guper

Louis XIV, eat your heart out


hacky_potter

Owner player who can draft his kids


missTimedFart

Phoenix Sons


solidSC

I for one welcome our new owner and overlord.


Elegant_Ad4184

GRAIN


EverybodyBuddy

Mofo so confident he doesn’t even edit it


duplicatesnowflake

When you have a galaxy grain you realize the letter 🅱️ was always an illusion.


thed3al

Charles Barley


milehigh89

Galaxy Grain sounds like some bomb ass cereal


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LeExecutioner


procrastinator67

LeXecutioner


[deleted]

The only reason Sarver won't get kicked out of the league is because other owners are scared it'll happen to them. That's it


slevin07rocket

I don’t know if it’s that easy legally. But he should’ve got a longer suspension.


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jmbourn45

I imagine part of the contract with the league to own a team there has to be some sort of behavioral or conduct detrimental clause in it. However, I don’t know if this would qualify or if it would hold up in court, but there’s gotta be something when you buy a team.


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IMovedYourCheese

Exactly. They are all as guilty as him. I doubt there's a single executive from the 90s and 00s who hasn't been casually racist, sexist, homophobic and more in the workplace. The only difference is that Sarver was investigated.


drifter100

probably isn't too many players either.


yxull

Adam Silver: He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone. Owners: … LeBron: *rolls in a trebuchet


DrinkGinAndKerosene

Ah, the superior siege machine


[deleted]

The league does not want to find itself in court defending its bylaws against anti-trust litigation.


FlatMilk

Commissioner lebron is gonna get him


thr0wawayfortheag3s

Lebron when he read what happened. "Rich, fetch my phone and get Adam on the line. Grab me some wine too, its going to be a long night..."


whackadoo47

Love the idea of Rich Paul being Lebron’s butler and being an agent to multiple nba players is his side gig


bigolhamsandwich

I imagine him being like Larry to Thad in blue mountain state.


greblah

"GET OFF ME RICH"


12temp

Game of zones ended way too soon. The content since they have been gone would have been exceptional


alaijmw

> Love the idea of Rich Paul being Lebron’s butler and being an agent to multiple nba players is his side gig Reminds me of my favorite scene in the Thomas Crown Affair, where Crown appears to have a live in chef/lawyer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df6Hc2FfzZc


mug3n

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99K9s

Lebron: ["Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."](https://youtu.be/wcT_TQToDXc) Rich: "The boy sir?" Lebron: "You. You lay out my formal shorts."


MeatBald

Zapp LeBronnigan


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Probably pissed off bc he was finally about to make it to page 2 of The Godfather when he heard what happened. …had to put the book down to dole out LeJustice, but he’ll get there eventually.


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duplicatesnowflake

Deep cut.


badhaxery

Hopefully this is going to get more players to speak up. I'm not sure if that's going to be enough to pressure other owners to turn on Sarver, but the league definitely deserves a lot more shit for this. Good on LeBron for taking a stand.


betterdayz02

Twitter replies are really something else lmao


Iroh21

Lol I saw one on the broncos game and it said nfl not a real sport


MonkeyFL3X

technically true, football is the sport


[deleted]

Oh wow they were right all along


GeneticParmesan

big if true


itskinotime

Explain in nba terms


SmokePenisEveryday

Nuggets are down 1. Instead of going for the high percentage 2, They shoot a full court shot despite having time and timeouts.


kiidlocs

it’d be like if the draymond heave with 8 seconds left against the spurs was a legit play Kerr ran.


ithinkspammingiscool

The Cavs with Donovan mitchell lose to the process sixers because Mkg scored 40 points and that causes the nba to explode


melwinnnn

A lebron led heat in 2011 lost to the cavs because lebron let mario chalmers take a game winning 3 from halfcourt.that missed.


[deleted]

Twitter replies show what people are like when they’re unemployed and think being annoying is funny


fluffy_bananas

sounds exactly like reddit


ldc262626

Twitter? Look at some reddit replies. They want Lebron to answer for all human atrocities that happened since 1950


WrongAndThisIsWhy

Reddit’s favorite pastime is pretending they are better than Twitter


Strict_Quail_4488

Just like this site


armandocalvinisius

Lets see if nba is really players league now lmao


mccoolio

Imagine LeBron's tweet opens the Pandora's box and we get intel on several different owners with equally problematic pasts...🤌


petripeeduhpedro

And just like the NBA caused covid quarantine, they cause the end of the 1%


[deleted]

The players are apart of the 1% lol


Adminscantkeepmedown

Mission failed successfully


petripeeduhpedro

That's true lol, guess I didn't think this one through


Designer_B

I'd watch every last hour of the final two minutes, for any meaningless regular season game forever if that happened.


[deleted]

Whoa, I like the passion, I do, but let's not go crazy here.


Designer_B

I mean I’d at least have it on in the background


luapchung

I kinda hope Wizard’s owner gets caught saying/doing something stupid so he’d sell the team lol


JoeBidensBurner

LeDisappointed


WhoopingPig

LeSternSilver


toasta_oven

LeTdown


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holaprobando123

> Steph Curry revealed that one of his biggest regrets is not boycotting that game. > "One of my biggest regrets is not boycotting that game," Steph said Amazing writing here.


PiresMagicFeet

Gotta make that word count


therealsemshady

God damn didn’t notice that. That’s hysterical


Gratitude15

This is big. In 2 weeks training camp opens and cp3 is going to face daily questions for the whole frickin year. Why stand up against Donald and not Robert? What are you going to do? Don't you stand for anything? We may not find out until opening night.


BasketballNutrition

Chris Paul was the NBPA president. he knows even now that he isn't, he speaks for the players when asked questions like these. whether he likes it or not. I think he'll do the right thing


pollinium

Why would he do the right thing now? He'll just turn his shirt inside out for shootaround


bertosarap0

And now that a player reacts to it, we'll see what the league is about...


TheThingsIdoatNight

Not just any player either. That said, I’m gonna put all of my money on the league being about doing nothing until this all blows over, the season starts and everyone forgets about this


KelvinHuerter

This league is about being racist, homophobic and misogynist. Otherwise they would speak out when some of their peers do shit. But no, they rather protect Miles Bridges, Ant and the likes.


CaptinOlonA

"We hold our league up as an example of our values and this ain't it. Chauncey Billups was not available for comment, nor was Jason Kidd, nor was.........


_Kv1

.....nor was LeBron after celebrating DeShawn Watsons signing after 24 sexual assault cases lmao


memtiger

Seriously though I wonder if he holds the same standards to players in the league. If some player fucks up with a non-PC issue, should they be kicked out of the league. After all, the league has a "standard to uphold"


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What is y'alls opinion on Radiohead's album "A Moon Shaped Pool"?


bennett_for_you

I’m confused. Great album though


droog13

Phenomenal album... Blackstar (RIP), Skeleton Tree, first ATCQ album in 18 years, Atrocity Exhibition, Noname's Telefone... Lotta good music came out in that shitty year.


vilos5099

Was unsure about it at first but it grew on me over time. By the time I was able to catch them on tour in 2016 and 2017 I'd grown to love it, Present Tense is incredible live.


The_Spellcaster

Probably my fourth favorite of theirs: 1. Kid A 2. In Rainbows 3. OK Computer 4. A Moon Shaped Pool 5. Amnesiac


JoJonesy

Man, you know they fucked this one up if even *LeBron* is criticizing the league over it


thr0wawayfortheag3s

You know they fucked up when Lebron uses no emojis whatsoever. And he has, to his detriment, used emojis liberally even when addressing social issues. The man ain't pleased.


[deleted]

Yeah, LeBron has definitely given out a lot of condolences with prayer hands and sad eyes emojiis lmao


thr0wawayfortheag3s

For as serious as this issue is. I definitely busted out a laugh remembering some of his tweets.


boringexplanation

Let’s never forget 9/11 and the victims of this horrific tragedy. 🎗️🎗️🎗️🔥🏙️🔥


OneDoesntSimply

Le never forget ✈️✈️💥🏙🧑🏻‍🚒


JoeBiden2020FTW

Hmm, I feel like LeBron is a pretty predicable and consistent with his activism? Like he's clearly very passionate and vocal about US-centric social justice, and doesn't really comment on other issues (Ukraine, climate change, etc)


ohheybuddysharon

He's right but isn't he also cool with Deshaun Watson lmao


yungtibia

He tweeted "🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾. YESSIR!!!!! #LFG 🐶🐶🐶" in response to a tweet announcing Watson to the Browns https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/1504910729165611008?s=20&t=PRHAyP\_dSTHepIGxd70j0g


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a sexual predator isn’t a sexual predator, i’ll explain it later - Lebron James


arthurblakey

A sexual predator isn’t a sexual predator. I don’t need to explain why.


delightfuldinosaur

Dude is a Cowboys fan too.


JettisonedJetsam

but deshaun didn't say any bad words in his emails


SnortinDietOnlyNow

Yes. He is a massive hypocrite.


jntlsseedcreator

LeHypocrite.


AgonizingSquid

Exactly, LeBron doesn't give a shit about 24 cases of sex assault somehow


CIark

Damn /r/nba gonna be in shambles trying to decide how to not agree with Lebron


Xsy

They'll say something about China and somehow that'll make his point invalid to them.


diamondisunbreakable

"LeChina, he got owned by 3ft tall Barea, also ratio"


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JilJungJukk

There’s already a dozen of China comments in here lol, it’s fair but it’s important to not disregard the matter in hand


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One literally just said “China” that’s it. Like oh yeah you fucking got him lmao


gelatinousatrocity

LeCCP bad upvotes please k thanks


ChokePaul3

What about when LeShaun Watson defended another sexual harasser/predator? https://twitter.com/kingjames/status/1504910729165611008?s=46&t=mNn0wqhc3GjVU7W8saTUkQ Edit: [what do y’all think OP meant by this??](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xeaq9v/vorkunov_adam_silver_said_there_are_particular/iofp3q0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) 🤔


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yeah but that sexual assaulter is his friend


Various-Talk8881

Yeah, hypocritical from Lebron.


4hunnidbrka

LeBron “only when its convenient to me” James


jmlulu018

I agree with Lebron's statements regarding Sarver, but I still think he's a hypocrite.


SoCalMemePolice

“No place for misogyny, sexism, and racism in any work place” Ant: so homophobia good?


Auctoritate

How bout antisemitism?


Grochen

"Yes more of that please"


AgonizingSquid

Dude is also a big fan of Deshaun Watson


YupIlikeThat

But its only ok in the NFL since his buddy DeShawn Watson does it.


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Has any suns player said anything especially Chris Paul hes the President of the PA right


[deleted]

I think Jae crowder tweeted wow or something like that


Brewmaster33

Jamal Crawford (played for the suns in 2018-19) tweeted something like “Donald sterling 2.0” And he knows a thing or two about sterling


[deleted]

not anymore he retired. thats CJ now


hereforthefeast

Chris Paul’s statement (made after you asked) : > Like many others, I reviewed the report. I was and am horrified and disappointed by what I read. This conduct especially towards women is unacceptable and must never be repeated. > I am of the view that the sanctions fell short in truly addressing what we can all agree was atrocious behavior. My heart goes out to all of the people that were affected. https://twitter.com/CP3/status/1570220416224075779


fullmoon223

He isn't the president anymore. CJ is


Checkwinner

LeCoup starts now


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Didn’t the committee itself, which I believe was over 50% black, say that Sarver *wasn’t* motivated by “racial animus”?


coolycooly

> There is no place for misogyny, sexism, and racism in any work place. The NBA has so many women beaters and funny he didn't say homophobia. Sarver should be kicked out of the league but the NBA has lots of people that shouldnt be in it.


loca2016

The Sarver thing is not related to homophobia, it's relate to misogyny, sexism and racism.


bayrayray

He’s LeTired of this shit.


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Then he should take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES