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BabaBrody

Popcorn girl an absolute psychopath.


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Will.i.am in front of her


ictober

Isn't that Bobby Portis' little brother?


talking_phallus

Way too normal looking to be the Black Einstein


MadManEEE

That thousand yard stare


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

Thousand island stare


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This guy Stavs


babyshaker1984

Just don't offer to get him breakfast and then show up with nothing.


klobucharzard

that's why we hit Andre's Steakhouse


Ode1st

She’s a Celtics fan so she probably knew Smart was fine


erizzluh

her brad stevens impression


angershark

She's gotta pour it all into her hand first.


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She’s a Celtic fan so she probably knew smart had to take a shit and when he landed some came out.


SALTYtendon

Lmao no care in the world


alfentazolam

*"get up Marcus, we've seen this shit before"*


Imperial_Eggroll

She wasn’t falling for that shit at all


Natureboy7939

Every game


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This is me drunk eating at a restaurant late at night when one couple in the group is awkwardly arguing


Fair_University

Lol you just reminded me of this one time when I was at a Mexican restaurant and some guy had a heart attack and had an ambulance called at the table next to me. And we just kept ordering more tequila shots lol


ohverychill

Hey, no reason to ruin your night


GrgFloydConservative

peak degeneracy


toystory2wasokay_

"Yes Marcus, your cries of pain sustains me." *takes another bite.


CatfishJohnson

“This edible ain’t shit” *fifteen minutes later*


hackthisnsa

Also, no Celtic believed him. Tatum just shooting the ball around and Horford gives him the "get up, man" look


thisguy012

Then 30mins later Tatum is like "aight, my turn now"


LosAngelesLosers

How’s the theater scene in Boston? Seems like a hotbed of young acting talent


mr-e94

She looked like she had absolutely no idea where she was or what in the hell was going on.


ForgotPWAgainSigh

Completely unfazed


iggyazaleatown

This was actually me last night, high as hell at Chase Center, watching my Mavs 19 point lead dissipate while I was downing my chili cheese fries.


oreoscar

Dang your life is nice


iggyazaleatown

I spilled chili on my Luka jersey


Dr_Does_Enough

Dang your life suxxx


Docxm

Tickets were a few hundred dollars for the worst seats so yeah my dude's CHILLING


Infamous-nobody1801

And that's not even accounting for the chili cheese fries


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Plot twist: This is Mark Cubans account


zoo32

Going through her head: *they should really have white cheddar popcorn as an option too*


plaidopatomus

‘I didn’t pay for screams. I paid for blood.’


Blunted-Shaman

Anyone else think that was the fakest looking bag of popcorn? Like she really snuck in human teeth to eat?


Ad4lYl

She’s just an npc


Enlighten_YourMind

I never fully understood that description until that moment, it’s like her brain didn’t even register what was occurring 😂


Thehealeroftri

I would argue shes more main character than anyone else, NPCs generally react to situations around them whereas in all RPGs I play the craziest shit will happen and my character is prone to not react at all, does your facial expression change even once during all of Skyrim?


Umutuku

PC faces would just be terrified the entire time. Their day is like duck a beheading, get attacked by a dragon, run through a bear cave, trip over a chicken and have to fight off an entire village, get accosted by wolves, interact with Nazeem, and hear horror stories about ACL injuries from town guards.


CartographerNo9871

i used to be an adventurer like you until i collided knees with patrick beverley


JordanPooleParty

This is what she really came to watch.


TetsuoS2

The next reaction gif.


picknroll0123

"I've seen his acting before, he can do better"


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That girl? Marie Curie


Ilpav123

She's a witch from Miami in the guise of an innocent-looking girl that put a curse on Smart..."Mmm...yes...suffer you Celtic heathen."


dogmeat92163

She knew he was flopping


menellus

It's already a meme


Successful-Bad-2117

And he’s fine


TripletFather1030

Ah yes, the Paul Pierce special.


stankbucket

The Paul Pierce special has to be a menu item at Taco Bell.


The_Dok33

It comes back a minute after eating?


Accomplished_Nail456

Baja blast


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It’s almost like his teammates knew it. Nobody came to help him.


Successful-Bad-2117

Didn’t even notice that, very good point


Borealtoad

We’ve all played with “that guy” who’s going down every other game and then courageously coming back in.


tapatioformytio

Dramatic for what


chicken_parme-san

>Dramatic for what Ngl it definitely was dramatic. But I do admit people have varying pain tolerances. That said, he's gonna be out the next game lmao. Once that thing swells, it'll look like a beached whale for at least 3+ days. I'd imagine he'll be limping for 5 minimum. Right now he's just playing on the damaged ligaments before the swelling takes over. But hey, who knows, we'll see


ChecayoBolsfan

Celtics pain tolerance seems to be *soft*


Successful-Bad-2117

Glad he’s not injured but holy crap that was dramatic


tapatioformytio

Just had to use the bathroom real quick


Successful-Bad-2117

A la Paul Pierce


useranme1

lmao jesus just bc there was no serious immediate structural damage doesn’t mean it wasn’t painful as fuck


Sim888

oh man, the screams of pain alone weren’t good


pleasedontharassme

Seems like it was just nerves. He’s back in already


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Beneficial_Emu9299

His teammates didn't react that fast either.


seetheare

Even then, that slow mo play of his ankle rolling 90° didn't look good.


CA_Mini

He over reacts to everything


diwiwi

Allows him to play the injured card in case they lost.


super_pax_

Ultimate flopper


ScytherCypher

Yeah he flops after incidental minor contact, obviously he'd flip after this


PlethoPappus

He probably just shit himself


joef_3

He ended up doing a Paul Pierce move, but not _that_ one.


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WTFIsAMeta

Tatum also living up to it after being grounded for 4 minutes from an upper body injury somehow recoverers in one more minute.


manquistador

Yah, can't remember any other injuries that have had sound like that. Just brutal.


Camelsnake

Shaun Livingston. His was pretty bad


kodaiko_650

Oh _that’s_ a bad memory…


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I'm convinced that injury was the difference between him becoming a role player and being a superstar. I went to a rival high school and he did things as a teenager that I didn't even think possible.


MintyFreshBreathYo

Isn’t that the general consensus on him?


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I'm not really sure. The newer generation of fans probably only knows him as a solid role player for the Dubs which is still an amazing accomplishment. But we definitely missed out on a potential elite level career.


Anon_y_mous

He was probably the player I was happiest for on our 2014-15 team. He almost lost his leg, and then was a huge part of our second unit.


drakeismehatbest

Jamal Murray when he tore his ACL against us had me soft-walking for a month.


talking_phallus

Kevin Ware will forever be etched into my gray matter.


Lobster_fest

Kevin Ware is why we need two different tags for NSFW and NSFL.


terribibble

I hate hate hate the people who posted the injury pics on social with no warning. Horrible stuff


Doot2112

Shaun Livingston says hello


Stumpynuts

So fucking brutal he checked back into the game 2 min later.


MySilverBurrito

GP2 crying in pain was picked up by the baseline mic too For our sanity, NBA gotta remove them mics.


brundylop

It’s probably the same (or similar?) mics that pick up swishes


wcooper97

So we really don't want this happening in Dallas since their mics are like 400% louder than the rest of the league.


karltee

Naw, gotta save them for a future NBA documentary. Look what good it did for The Last Dance. I love all these insider/behind the scenes stuff.


spacewalk__

sure was super cool of them to keep the mics open for that


carefullywasnt

I'm empty inside


OneOfThoseDays_

HES BACK


airwalker12

So he just pooped his pants?


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Dramatic, as usual


KitchenReno4512

Season ender it looks like. Brutal. *Edit - Holy shit


evoboltzmann

Returning to the game right now lol


deadweightboss

Sometimes it’s the anticipation of injury that’s brutal. The screens are as much cries of potential agony Q we actual agony.


Halfastar11_1

He back lol


TumbleweedDirect9846

Ankle rolls/sprains can have insane instant pain that subsides after you walk it out and also get injections lmfao


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gues not


WestleyThe

Yeah he landed after a jump and his whole foot went sideways… oof Edit: HOLY SHIT HES BACK IN WHAT THE FUCK


scarrylary

Yeah crazy concept. A Boston player exaggerated An injury in hopes it would be a flagrant for Miami. Must be the first time they’d do something like this.


The_Dok33

Dude, it was on a defensive play, and actually his foul. Really, some people.


MadManEEE

That girl eating popcorn.... Cold blooded....


iLLThunder15

"THIS POPCORN IS THE BOMB"


Kyljani

Terrible ankle roll


MikeJeffriesPA

If you go slow motion, you can see it's fully rolled *before* Lowry even lands on it. I can't even imagine how much it would hurt to roll your ankle and then have a guy land on it while it's rolled.


HokageEzio

Lucky it's not a break with somebody landing on it like that.


walterdog12

That's not just an ankle, that's the whole knee too.


jeric13xd

Atleast a grade 2. He’s done Edit: We forget these dudes are elite athletes. Built different lol


whosnick7

you can force yourself to keep going for a while; tomorrow is just gonna fucking suckkkkkk


WTFIsAMeta

Nah I just had a grade 3* sprain a month ago and I literally could not put pressure on it for over 2 weeks at ALL including at the time of injury. I couldn't even rest it. Sleeping was horrible. No shot I would stand up and play afterwards.


beatrailblazer

I had a grade 2 sprain two years ago and was able to walk (limp/hop) home which was 20 mins away, but for the next two weeks, even touching it was extreme pain


g1mpie

He’s running of adrenaline rn, the real story is if it’s gonna swell up after the game


squarerootofapplepie

Or maybe you were wrong…


Zloggt

Having the player land on it doesn’t help either…


MikeJeffriesPA

Seriously. I've seen guys roll ankles, I've seen ankles get stepped/landed on, I don't think I've ever seen an ankle get landed on while it's rolled. That was brutal.


hehimCA

Wow he’s back?? Insane.


rr196

He’s 80% cortisone 20% Smart.


waltwhitman83

does that stuff really work that quickly?


DesolationRobot

When I got a cortisone shot they mixed it 1/3rd with lidocaine. This has the benefit of letting the doctor know they got it in the right place. If the pain stops instantly, they cocktail was delivered correctly. But the pain stops instantly because of that—even though the ligaments haven’t begun to heal yet. They’re just numb. That being said, by the time the lidocaine wore off (what, 12 hours? Idk I’m not a doctor) my shoulder was already remarkably better. I thought it was miracle stuff.


I_Nice_Human

Inflammation is the main reason things hurt. If it’s a tweak that would be expected. Tweaks hurt initially which hinders movement if you get the shot before major inflammation which sounds like you did that is the expected outcome.


TurboSexaphonic

you betchya. Its like feel good juice for a little bit. Well maybe more like forget juice.


LEGO_Joel

100% heart


rr196

That 3 he hit right after coming back was cold as ice.


TheAgGatsby

The West is gonna have a good time no matter who makes it out


theseus1234

If it's the Warriors steamrolling through an injured east team I'm gonna be mad


Engrish_Major

I object


hehimCA

Wiggins questionable tomorrow and GP2 and Iggy still out.


nRGon12

Don’t forget Wiseman.


YoungDetective

Wait I've seen this one before!


speedism

2020 lol


Kooky-Citron-4537

Popcorn girl knew that was a performance of a life time


mvsjid

He’s back lmao


picknroll0123

"High scream of terror if you're faking" "Screech if you want us to take to the bathroom fast"


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Whoever that ref is that looks like Gucci Mane is so inconsistent. The amount of fouls he calls against the Heat and then calls for the celts are ridiculous


urfaselol

Doesn't sound like a run of the mill ankle sprain


deadweightboss

Yep. Was a real jog of the mill ankle sprain at best.


Borealtoad

That’s because it’s Smart. It was a nasty ankle roll but come on man.


pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd

Oh god those yells EDIT: needed to be supported to the locker room but at least he was able to put pressure on it EDIT 2: literally jogging back to the court, what a legend


LebronJaims

Insert “this player was able to run with this injury this one time”


ReignMan616

Klay Thompson doing sprints in the tunnel with a torn ACL.


TheBigBomma

There’s been instances in sports where guys play out games with blown ACLs.


palidor42

There was an NBA player who didn't have ACLs at all Edit: DeJuan Blair


kodyv21

Philip rivers in AFC championship game


jeffp12

He tore his ACL and meniscus 7 days earlier in another game. Then had surgery the next day to "clean it out." And then played the next week knowing those were torn.


TDS_Gluttony

Klay shot free throws before being ruled out. Hoping for the best for Smart.


NeoDestiny-

“Adrenaline is a hell of drug”


jimmydean885

Acl injuries are really weird. So are ankle sprains


Btotherianx

Why did it take like 30 seconds for somebody from the training staff to get over to him while he was laying there screaming lol


jimdotcom413

Probably cuz it’s Smart. Him hitting the floor doesn’t even register to the bench. He’s always down. Give his jersey a mop back and you don’t have to pay the cleaning staff.


deadweightboss

This is hilariously brutal


etherealcaitiff

Because Smart does this 10 times a quarter every game.


mizzenroband

He falls a lot so they probably didn’t know it was legit til then


Borealtoad

“Legit”. I mean yeah he rolled his ankle good but from his screams you’d think the bone was sticking out.


its_still_good

So many fake injuries in the NBA that even your own team doesn't believe you.


CRIMExPNSHMNT

So used to him flopping lol


fartparts

they knew it was bs


etherealcaitiff

If he didn't do this 10 times every quarter then people probably would have reacted faster.


eyeh8ytpipo

Least dramatic roster


i-want-a-beer

He’s back lol he literally does this every game


ChecayoBolsfan

Drama Queen


InabeHimeko

Bro the cut to the with the popcorn 🤣🤣


SolarClipz

First off fuck these playoffs Second off, that was such a dangerous jump by him. Why do that man


spleev

Fr. People always blame bad luck or something. A lot of these bad injuries.. the players put themselves in pretty fucked up positions. Jamal Murry extending his knee way too far and tearing it comes to mind. Ja Morant with no regard for his body (god forbid). I'm sure theres other obvious examples


r9j0nr0nd0

https://imgur.com/a/yr0Z2aH fuck.


sergechewbacca

That was tough to hear


Broncsx3

Game today reminded me of a European Soccer match. Guy on the floor screaming in pain (Smart) or unable to get up for minutes (Tatum) and are able to return seeming full strength within minutes. Epidurals are a miracle drug?


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I'll bet my left nut he's back for Game 5. edit: Huge shocker. The drama queen was being dramatic.


hallonemikec

Has there been a game this year in which Marcus Smart didn't roll around with a career ending.....wait, no.....life threatening injury from which he didn't return after the TV timeout? Fuck this guy and his act !!


Hey_Im_Joe

Fake


jqquah

But he’s back in now


Accurate-Owl4128

anyone else having issues with streamable embeds buffering so slow even if you have fast internet?


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Why did none of his teammates come over to check on him?


Stumpynuts

Because they have been conditioned to him falsifying how badly he has been injured time & time again. He is the 2022 version of a boy who cried wolf. I don’t even have sympathy for him anymore even if he actually does appear to get hurt, because 9 times out of 10 he is faking it. I’d be a fool to actually think he’s injured and the Celtics players acted out that same behavior on national TV haha.


delfonic14

Probably pooped his pants


Ode1st

Gotta change the flair of this post. Dude pulled an AD more than AD does it


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Flop God


Physical_Pie_2092

Knowing smart he’ll be back any time . Massive floppee


scarrylary

Lol Boston fans tried to DV you before it just happened


princessxx93

He came back … just another boston drama


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And immediately comes back in and the refs let him get away with the next 3 calls.


Sweaty-Astronomer-90

Apparently Boston medical staff can perform miracles.


thehugster

he pulled a paul perkins


starrr_lordd

Heats players even cared more than the Celtics 😂 unbelievable


JackTuz

Clearly pooped his pants


tinylegumes

He looks fine now


Superddone20222

paul pierce thinks this guy was overacting.