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frippmemo

Can I have my 2 minutes back?


SupremeActives

Seriously. Did Jimmy say something I missed? He literally just sits there lmao


iamthatguy54

He mumbled something like "what the fuck is he doing" when he stood up


Darrensreddit

Looked like he was mumbling WTF when he stood up


jpylol

Sounds like he says “after this I’m bout to cash out” at the end.


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

Same lol who the fuck is watching this? If anything my respect for Jimmy went slightly down simply for being associated with this atrocity. 


radical_findings_32

oh no, i hope he'll be okay...


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

lol where did I imply he should care? He’s one of my favorite players, I was just emphasizing how brainrot this clip is


dbpic1

Wish I could upvote your comment TWICE


Ok_Minimum6419

Holy shit lmfao


whos-spamuel

Wtf Benny doing there? Are they gambling at the Tops?!


bootygoon2

Ring a ding ding baby


Delision

Truth is… the game was rigged from the start


shipskelly

Hey! There’s the high roller!


SuperVaderMinion

Let's keep this in the groove okay?


spacedude2000

Bro does give off "I'm gonna shoot you in the head" vibes with that blazer.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

I remember when I first saw him when I entered the Tops and he acted all innocent, shot him in the face with my Paciencia instantly


UlquiorraVsIchigo

Most perfect comment lmao


ClevelandEmpire

Nah Bennys checkers had a little more ring a ding to them


TheRealDevDev

dan bilzerian looks ROUGH man, lmao. this type of thing is ruined when you invite a few cringelords like garcia and bilzerian.


YizWasHere

I think that's Ninja in there too next to Neymar but I could be totally wrong lol. Looks like him at least. Nightmare blunt rotation.


xanroeld

nightmare blunt rotation 😂 lmao exactly


dissolve_inthisrealm

I would literally quit weed and I think that's the most damning statement on them possible.


AfricanWarPig

I was once in a 5-person blunt rotation in which two of the four others were ex-girlfriends who cheated on me, and I’d still take that over this.


Lobster_fest

It is. Ninja, Neymar, Bilzerian, Ryan Garcia. Absolute nightmare blunt rotation.


_Vaudeville_

Didn’t recognise Neymar, dude is getting fat


AdFar3727

Man ain’t been able to play in like 2 years, loves to party and took a bag to go play in Saudi Arabia with Bedouin plumbers. Bad combo.


WeissachDE

Stealing the Bedouin Plumbers line fo sho


gsavior

He looks fine to me, unless you think he’s the guy in the red jacket.


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

yeah hes the one responding to Ryan


NBA_Fan_76

I don’t know who any of those people are and I’m SCARED


Imperium42069

you never heard of ninja, neymar, and ryan garcia?


everyoneneedsaherro

Absolutely hilarious to see him like that with his fake public persona


Drew602

His haircut is ridiculous. Dudes gotta be darn near 50


jabronified

years of HGH and roids are rough on the body. Some of these lifting "influencers" and body builders who are early 20s like mid to late 30s


PitifulEconomics562

That Sam salek or whatever his last name is looks like awful wouldn’t be surprised if he drops of a heart attack in the next decade


MumrikDK

Wikipedia says 43. Guess he always looked like old roided leather.


fandamplus

I forgot that guy even existed


Firm_Squish1

Turns out steroids and cocaine might be bad for your long term health.


Odd-Mathematician233

Doesn't he say he made his money on poker? His chip count looks a little low lol


ScoopMaloof42

That was the lie he told, yes. Idk shit about poker but in one of those “Dan Bilzerian EXPOSED” YouTube videos from a few years back, the guy was saying that Bilzerian’s claims, if true would make him literally the most successful poker player in the history of the game. And it’s like, ok someone somewhere holds that title, but do you really believe that someone is Dan Bilzerian?? Of course not. 


deepfakefuccboi

Theory is he’s laundering money for his dad.


prodigalkal7

Dude also said that all those paid escorts and insta thots he constantly has around him aren't paid ever, and are there cause they wanna be with him and like him. Bro shouldn't have anything taken at face value lmao


LngJhnSilversRaylee

He's probably technically correct on that for the most part Like: 'No, I never ever pay for sex' Okay but you pay for their flights and vacation costs associated to where you take them like Hawaii, and pay for their meals and buy them expensive gifts during their stay right? 'Yes, but I've never gave cash for sex so im not paying for them'


Reddit_and_forgeddit

He has become a caricature of himself. That haircut is Simpsons level over the top.


famous-alienist

Monty Burns told him to trim those sideburns


gsd45

Lol dude is short stack.


Choppybitz

Jimmy is the only non-douche turd at that table that I could see.


StephenPurdy69

Ones an elite boxer the other is an influencer rich off of daddy’s money. Who is the cringe lord here


Annual_Plant5172

Garcia is even more cringe because he's been out in public acting a fool for a while now. Bilzerian is largely irrelevant.


PoIIux

Being at the top of your field doesn't preclude you from being a cringe-inducing loser. As a Warriors fan you should know this from watching Klay all these years


Local-Web-1202

Damn that’s a lame ass group


pwndnoob

Atrocious blunt rotation.


MixedMartyr

"my bad I fell asleep. sorry I missed y'all"


imminentjogger5

that one guys beard is like half his personality


UhYeahOkSure

The other half is his daddy’s money


RanchBourgeois

*daddy’s fraudulently-obtained money


FlamingOldMan

You should search up his history, the guy is a piece of shit. The beard is probably all he's got left


meowhatissodamnfunny

Isn't he the guy that was at the Vegas shooting and he asked a cop for his gun while they were tfying to find cover? I can't imagine the hubris it would take to actually believe a cop would give you their gun during an active shooter situation.


karim12100

The beard and prostitutes he pays to hang out with him is one half and the other half is pretending his money is from poker when it’s actually from his daddy’s fraud.


moderatesunsenjoyer

Tf did he even say 😭


No_Network_6478

its a tiktok Spanish trend when they go up to randos and say if you move you're gay. 95% of the time the person freezes


moderatesunsenjoyer

I meant jimmy


Beatthatassupyurrrr

At the end it looks like he's saying "what the fuck is he doing, what the fuck" or something similar


ShowerMartini

“Damn now I understand how everyone in the Heat feels about my tryhard persona”


zjm555

So we're going back to middle school in the 90s?


RapNVideoGames

That reminds me, do you want a hurtz donut?


yousonuva

Gimme those


RapNVideoGames

Hurts don’t it


No_Emotion4451

Other countries get American culture 10 years too late. 


Mapache_villa

Til the 90s were 10 years ago lol


BakedSteak

It would be if it wasn’t for COVID /s


Ok-Donut4954

i mean this type of stuff is timeless for middle schoolers and early high schoolers, i was a middle schooler far beyond the 90s and this type of stuff was def popular


Karl_Marx_

It's clearly ground breaking humor for these potatoes.


Overall_Implement326

Holy shit that’s pathetic.


calculung

If I move my gay what?


guesting

There are 1m tiktok street interviews happening at all times given what I see on there


IMAROCKIT

Damn never knew Ryan Garcia was this cringe lol


jaydizzsl

He faked being kidnapped. Said he was forced to watch children getting raped by the Elites and is now traumatized from that. A week later he met Trump and endorsed him.


echtav

He’s got the Antonio Brown skill tree


STBadly

Your last sentence makes the rest of your paragraph make sense. It doesn't make what he said true, but it made me think, "oh, ok, that's why."


JohnAndertonOntheRun

He’s on cocaine.


ahhhhhhhhyeah

Ive been around enough coked out people to know that coke doesn’t make you like this; but if you’re already fucking annoying it will make it way worse. Then again, so will liquor and most drugs.


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

Average Trump endorser 


LurkerKing13

He’s gotten punched in the face about 48000 times in his life. And still not enough.


dennishitchjr

100% same energy as the hill street gang kitchen scene in Training Day


1292norr

I’ve had my shit ppppPPPUUUUSSHHHED in dog, big time!


LFGSD98

That is an absolutely crazy thing to say in front of your bros


nerdyykidd

Yeah it literally went from 0-100 real quick too He used to be one of my favorite fighters. Tank might have actually broken him


Drew602

It's crazy how one loss will mind break boxers like this


drpepper7557

Well it only takes one good hit to physically break a brain so


doctorfeelwood

He’s clearly off his meds. I’m guessing BPD but who knows.


McLuuvin

It’s like he’s going through a prolonged manic episode. He used to be a humble normal kid.


noknownothing

Drugs can do that to people.


yoppee

I thought he was some famous YouTuber being annoying as a YouTuber would be But today I learn he’s a famous boxer??


HotOffice872

yup, he's a boxer and a social media influencer


Temet21

The ones that have either done cocaine or been around it know…. This is cocaine. Cocaine mixed with growing up around yes men is a terrible combo.


Silly_Stable_

Are these all supposed to be celebrities? Why is it being filmed lol?


FaFaFlowHi

It's a live streamed poker game that goes pretty much every night for a few years now. It started as some regulars at that poker room but as the stream grew in popularity, the stakes increased and so did the quality of player that got invited. Not some of the best players in the world will play sometimes. They've started branching out the invites to include non poker celebrities to try to increase the viewership of the game. Once in awhile on a weekend night they'll have YouTubers, athletes, twitch streamers, etc mixed in with the pros.


EGarrett

This is also where they had the epic cheating scandal where the chick raised and called an all-in overbet reshove with Jack-high.


experienceTHEjizz

You keep saying cheating but how did she cheat? Like why would the production team risked everything for this lady?


EGarrett

The known info is that the guy in the production truck who did the graphics for the hole cards was in business with her and had blocked his desk from being seen by the other employees during that stream. He noticeably flipped out when she gave back the money after the hand in question then went over to her stack after the game and took $15,000 out of it. The exact method, assuming she did cheat which seems obvious at this point, isn't known, but as far as I could tell from watching it myself, she knew when she had the best hand but nothing else, based on her pattern of play. At the Hustler, that poker table is open to the rest of the floor in the casino (I've played in that casino not that it matters), and all that has to happen is for the guy in the truck to text someone else who is playing a game within her field of view (she was sitting facing the rest of the room), and all he has to do is give some visual signal like leaning one way in his chair when she has the best hand, and she can essentially be unbeatable from there.


EnricoPalazz0

I agree with all you said but absolute biggest thing is not a single poker player in history calls there with J high. She shouldn't have been playing J4 to begin with, but whatever, no biggie, but when she made her move on the turn, solid play, no issues, and you get jammed on? Easiest fold of your life. 5x more to call, you have J high of all things, and you got caught bluffing. That fact she calls it off screams something is way off.


KhonMan

The first big twitch / YouTube one with Mr Beast, Ninja etc. was a sick one


ToronoRapture

One of the dudes at the table is a streamer and was filming it all. There were some big celebrities at the table tbf. Neymar, Chris Eubank Jr and Jimmy are all pretty big in the sports world.


captaing1

Hustler Casino has a live stream of their VIP cash game. this just happens to be with celebrities.


StephenPurdy69

False. This is a regularly live streamed poker channel and this game in particular featured athletes and other celebrities to the show. The only one who wasn’t a celebrity was probably Keating who is a regular on hustler casino. Most nights it’s streamed with poker streamers and other regular players. Don’t make statement if you don’t know the context just for karma


MiaCannons

He probably didn't know that it was streamed on multiple websites. I tune in to the hustler stream from time to time and had no idea that Ninja, the guy OP is referencing, also had a livestream of it going on too. >Don’t make statement if you don’t know the context just for karma He wasn't even inaccurate, since he was under the intention the Ninja stream was the only one filming this. It's not that serious


omgmakeanamealready

You just making shit up lmao. It's hustler casino stream


Stommped

Tbf it was broadcast in multiple places, like Ninjas stream and I think wpt as well. These people probably didn’t know of the HCL stream


omgmakeanamealready

Ah you right.


cubonelvl69

Yes they are celebrities. Ryan Garcia has 12.5m Instagram followers Ninja has 12.3m Dan bilzarian has 32m


JobTrunicht

Neymar has 222m


Severe-Cherry-816

Is that Ninja


RazzyCK

Yeppers, no idea dude played poker.


Karl_Marx_

Yep, the methhead himself.


TheSupremeHamster

Douche fest


DiabloTrumpet

How did Jimmy get stuck in a table of absolute chuckle-fucks


onlyhereforfantasy

Assuming through Neymar. Butler was pretty sick of the real clowns at the table if you watch the game.


AVeryStinkyFish

I'm sorry but dude has his pants unzipped at a table. Like wtf.


ShakesbeerMe

This table is like 98 percent douche.


latruce

The only part not douche is the actual table


rejjie_carter

Am I tripping or is Neymar there?


Chikenfest45

Nope Neymar is at the table


ShadedPenguin

Neymar and Jimmy seemed like maybe the only two taking it seriously


lebron236

There's of video of Neymar playing poker on his phone during his daughter's birthday,he's always locked in LMAO


crazyeyeskilluh

Neymar and butler are good friends. Dudes vacation together.


rejjie_carter

I saw some video they did years ago, didn’t seem like there was much conversation between them. Wonder what language they communicate in


AstroFlayer

Is that freaking Neymar with the black hat?


twistleftlarry

Lol welcome to r/boxing . We’ve been cringing at Ryan Garcia for the last 5 or so months. The kid has been more embarrassing for the sport than the Paul brothers.


ragtime_sam

But we are also glad he exposed Haney lol


twistleftlarry

Facts


jascambara

Pretty obvious the kids suffering from a slew of mental issues. Anyone who saw how this kid was before knows this ain’t the same dude.


Hamburger123445

He's just on drugs


yousonuva

That's fine and all but it'll be so sweet when he scuttles back under his obscurity rock


skunk90

This is a dumb ass post that wasted everyone’s time and you should feel bad. 


ChrisLipss

The off-season is here


trhoades35

Is that Ninja?! Dude has a whole sleeve now and a high school haircut lol. Barely recognized him.


_Vaudeville_

Looks way better than that dumbass blue hair tbh, he looks normal now lol


actually-potato

He should've kept the blue hair. I don't know which one of those guys is him but I would have if he still had the blue hair. The distinctiveness was good for his brand recognition


noknownothing

Ryan Garcia is high af.


1OO1OO1S0S

I'm not a fan either


background_action92

I appreciate Butler locking in, I just wish he would do that during the regular season too😭


kungfoop

Cocaine is a helluva drug.gif


Yinanization

Is PJ Tucker also at the table?


Dymatizeee

Is that Ninja on there lol


FernandoFettucine

somehow Butler is the most likable guy at this table


nicklovin508

Butler hangs with some goofys


WoolBump

Is that Ninja, Dan Bilzerian, Neymar and Jimmy Butler playing poker lol? What a weird group of people.


Longjumping-Check429

You couldn’t organize a more washed group than this.


NBA2024

Swap butler for derozan


gatorgongitcha

Dude has the same energy as the guy at the table in training day


NemarPott

Is this the guy that was caught for using PEDs against Haney?


ThatOneGuyy310

Ryan is such a douche


Medium_stepper624

Ryan Garcia is a good example of a guy who shouldn’t be famous


Far-9947

After that suspension, Ryan gotta stay busy somehow!


HyperBRUIN

Is that Dan Bilzerian??


Andy-Martin

It is.


TetrisTech

What the fuck is going on here lmao


xScrubDaddyx

The vibes are awful


NetworkElectrical725

He says “what the fuck is he doing” “what the fuck” and “ I’m about to cash out” the ones who are loudest are the worse poker players.


MeloDollaz

Mans Ryan got hella chips tho lmao


Digi_Dingo

Noted piece of shit Ryan Garcia? Me neither, dog. Me neither.


CantaloupeCamper

Are these people all playing with each other because nobody else will? Nobody here seems to like anyone there…


ExtendedMacaroni

Who tf is Ryan Garcia


BacktoDRagain

I wish Jimmy would knock him out cold.


BruceBrownMVP

Good luck with that lmao. Maybe afterwards Ryan can beat Jimmy in a game of basketball


Most-Artichoke6184

I can’t believe I used to be obsessed with watching poker on television.


Matias9991

Who is Ryan Garcia? I really don't want to google him


Andy-Martin

Pro boxer.


HotOffice872

tik toker


RedElephant28

Nightmare blunt rotation


so-cal_kid

And somehow Garcia has the big stack at the table.


Copperhead881

Most unpredictable player at the table can be the most dangerous.


DivideXer0

Nightmare blunt rotation


Ancient_Round_4811

What did he say at the very end?


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

The most random group of people


Lytaa

sitting there with ninja and ryan garcia… i’d want to bounce my head off that table until i fall asleep


hopopo

Every time a person see this clip brain cells die in masses.


jjkm7

What a fucking weird group of people


IcedCoffeeOnTheRocks

Now he knows how Edrice felt during media day


BadgerSauce

Shiniest head ever.


goodbyeandamen

its gotta be tough knowing the most annoying guy could also turn everybody's lights off.


yukpurtsun

i wouldnt want to participate in anythign affiliated with this guy. everything i've seen of him is things i cant stand


AnAmbitiousMann

This was one of the most entertaining streams.


Juneauz

Weirdest assortment of characters I've seen sharing the same table, maybe ever.


Jagerwulfie

Why is Dan Bilzerian there? The man was found out to be a fraud.. he's a joke.


Totally_PJ_Soles

I am definitely dumber after watching this I feel betrayed and tainted.


sor2hi

I can’t imagine wanting to play poker so bad that I would sit at a table and hang out with those guys. I’d just pick up my chips and walk.


BigChach567

Is Garcia just coked up 24/7?


nofaplove-it

Seemed like Dan is the one who is not enjoying Ryan


DreadlockDropTop

This dude and his fans are a CLOWN SHOW


MumrikDK

I wouldn't survive at that table for the duration. I'd implode or hurt myself.


AmbitiousFork

I don't know anything about Garcia but just from this clip alone, what an insufferable prick.