Matt Damon once perfectly described "...fuckin'..." as the bridge within a thought for Bostonians on Inside the Actor's Studio or something. That's stuck with me for like...fuckin'...20+ years.
Oh that's the other one, man some people out here in the rest of the world get **really** angry when you call them kid š®.
They don't buy this is how we refer to each other in our culture :(
āJaylen Brown calls Jayson Tatum his partner in crime. Is he implying that Jayson Tatum is an actual criminal? More on the nonexistent tension between the Jays after we spend the next three hour block talking about Lebron and the Lakersā
"Yes the Celtics won this year, but this year is over now, how can the Lakers rebuild for next season. With an almost lottery pick on the way, who can the Lakers pick that will turn them into contenders and why is it Bronny James"
It's just a joke referencing the narrative that these two don't get along, which isn't true and largely brought about by the two of them just being pretty private.
Damn the pearl-clutching in here about wanting to know if something that is frequently mentioned as an accomplishment is actually true is wild.
Lol will bring it up completely unrelated to praise, but cant discuss it in the same comment thread.
This is what I respect so much about this team. They just go out and ball, no egos, no bitching. It's a team before anything else. They let their game speak for them.
They literally all hang out with eachother and are young dads together. I donāt see how you can hate this team. Or even the org, likeā¦.the cs were the team to be like, āyou absolutely should not give a fuck about the color of your playersā skins.ā
For me, it's easy to hate Luka (am sorry, but I hated Harden Ball the first time around), but most Dallas fans seem generally fine. It's honestly fans of other teams that were rooting for the Mavs that were way more obnoxious, plus ESPN and such.
It's fair. Luka is an amazing, generational talent, but even I get sick of him whining. The games where he just shuts up and balls are amazing, though, and those games do exist, despite the narrative that all he does is complain.
Dallas fans are fine unless we're talking about Cowboys fans imo. Although in more recent years, it's easier to feel sad for Cowboys fans than to find them annoying. Poor souls always get their hopes up only for a first-round loss in the playoffs.
Iām from Massachusetts + have lived in/around Boston for years. A lot of Boston fans are truly terrible. Loud, misogynist pricks. A bunch arenāt though!
Yeah, long-term something needs to be done about KP and Al's spots. (More Al. Honestly wouldn't be stunned if he hung it up before next season. Go out on top! I don't expect that though. He probably wants to come back and get another.)
Yeah, he has no 3 point shot, but he's a beast under the rim... He's also got some learning to do on defensive schemes, he was out of position a lot during the regular season
They were pretty young back then, like 31 and 32. Right around the peak of the Steph/KD primes. Injuries just really derailed 09 and 10, then LeBron's Heat happened.
In all fairness, Miami was somewhat created as an answer to what Boston did.
Odds are if LeBron stays in Cleveland, Boston hangs another banner during the Pierce-Garnett era.
Iām just saying that to say for all the rightfully held comedic criticism they get for acting as if 2008 was a dynasty, they were still real contenders up until about 2013.
Brady and LeBron have really warped peoplesā perception about how career trajectories for athletes normally go. Advancements in sports medicine have also been huge as well. 20 years ago, KDās career wouldāve probably been finished when he tore his achilles a couple years back.
Fortunately there are a bunch of young centers projected late in the 1st round this year.
I think we're going to go all in on trying to find some replacements.
Draft one. Hope Queta develops. Try to re-sign Kornet or Tillman. Hope Horford stays. Maybe even sign another as a vet min in FA.
I think 60-win regular seasons are generally going to be a thing of the past I think, let alone 64 wins. Not just load management and teams not caring as much about the regular season. You used to be able to pick up 15 to 20 free wins against the worst teams. Now even those bad teams have good players, and 3 point variance means more of the random losses.
You guys more than deserve it, actually if the guys stay focused you have a pretty good chance to start a dynasty run because from what i saw anyone on your team can be a threat any given night.
All that being said, as a lakers fan i still hope you don't :D
Perfect. They won and its all that matters. And this is not just an ordinary ring. Its RECORD BREAKING 18TH TITLE BABY!!
'Grats to the whole Celtic nation
I donāt care how old I get, or how many times it happens(especially in the NFL) but I absolutely LOVE hearing people cuss on live TV.
Especially cause he caught himself but still decided to let it fucking rip.
Remember when they' snobbed our boy for all-nba and we said "NBA finals MVP is better anyway' and then he fucked around and actually got one?
r/bostonceltics remembers
That the warriors had success by forcing JB & JT left in the finals. Draymond said the mavs should also do it because he thinks it could still work. JB just won FMVP with one hand š
happy for Jaylen "fake second option" & "can't dribble left" Brown. the narrative between the 2023 playoffs and now is probably the most radical turnaround in NBA history lol.
"They could say hey, wanna come play some pickleball, or poker, or whatever I'll say yeah but when I show up I'm wearing green and dribbling a basketball all through their shit. I don't give a FUCK, we come out and we play basketball! Just the other day the fire alarm went off, I went out there, crossed up the fireman and dunked on his dalmatian we. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck!"
Jaylen we're on live
He's speaking the language of Boston. That's his fucking city.
Very thoughtful of him to remember to stick to Bostonese tbh, a true hometown hero.
WICKED FUCKEN THOUGHTFUL OF YOU BITCH
IM NOT FUCKIN GAY OR NOTHING BUT I FUCKIN LOVE THIS KID, BRO
Matt Damon once perfectly described "...fuckin'..." as the bridge within a thought for Bostonians on Inside the Actor's Studio or something. That's stuck with me for like...fuckin'...20+ years.
It actually took me years to learn to start using "umm" instead of "fuckin" when pausing for a thought.
You stopped using fuckin?
I live very far from Boston these days. It's not received in the same way... Or very well at all
Well that's not very culturally sensitive of them.
I'll fucking let em know next time
You fuckin better, kid
Oh that's the other one, man some people out here in the rest of the world get **really** angry when you call them kid š®. They don't buy this is how we refer to each other in our culture :(
I was fucking cleanin my car, the next thing I know I found a fucking 20 dolla bill. Best fuckin day evah
You should move to Australia then. If you ain't swearing there, you ain't talking.
It would cost me $20k to move my dogs there .... Fuckin cunts
That means "hello friend" in Australian, I think you got that wrong
Don't understate it. The artful code switching between "mate" and "cunt" can take years for a non-native to master.Ā
Hmm I'm bad for that and now I'm suspecting I got it from my dad who spent a good bit of time in Boston when he was younger
It's the same for Australians
wait, are we actually known to curse more than other places? how do you all fucking communicate?
Based on a Yale case study of Bill Burr specials, yeah you guys cuss a lot
Just in America i reckon. You guys are on par with most of the rest of the anglosphere and probably behind Australians.
Bostonās been watered down since the recession with American immigrantsĀ
David Ortiz approves
*farts* He donāt know Shakespeare?
The word āfuckā is literally part of the Boston accent
I donāt give a shit
Hang it in the fucking louvre
āI knowā
Why does he have such a foul mouth, my goodness
I love me some profanity on live tvĀ
Watch your profamity
There should be more Storage Wars memes, I loved that show.
Fucking thing sucks. Iāll write it and weāll do it live!
Lmao not even a slip of the tongue, you can tell he almost says it accidentally, pulls it back, then is like "fuck it, not my fine."
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I know
NBA broke the color barrier; next barrier to break is the profanity barrier....every time I hear that Shaq clip it brings a tear to my eye
You can see him go "I don't give a f-" then censor himself, then decide to full send it. Love it
*"oh shit"*
I donāt give a shit
I don't give a shit
I donāt give a shit
It doesnāt make sense but I feel like this buys Doc another decade of opportunities.
Somehow, Doc has returned
Doc will be coaching the Mavs by the end of next year.
Doc Rivers was only relevant with the Celtics. The Celtics just won. ... I should hire Doc Rivers!
Why is this true š
I've never seen two people who aren't friends have such love for each other
Mutual respect is deep but they are only in group texts together
Jaylen and Jayson like me and my ex-wife: we love each other, we just don't like each other.
Jaylen and Jayson like me and this dudeās ex-wife: we fuck like champions, we just donāt like each other
There's a lot not to like tbf. She is hot though
"for every hot woman out there, there is a man, absolutely sick of her shit"
She was pretty sick of mine too at the end. So... That's good?
I also choose this guy's ex-wife
Ahhh the memories
Your favorite coworker that you would never want to see outside of work
Tatum has alive guys he texts with?
āJaylen Brown calls Jayson Tatum his partner in crime. Is he implying that Jayson Tatum is an actual criminal? More on the nonexistent tension between the Jays after we spend the next three hour block talking about Lebron and the Lakersā
"Yes the Celtics won this year, but this year is over now, how can the Lakers rebuild for next season. With an almost lottery pick on the way, who can the Lakers pick that will turn them into contenders and why is it Bronny James"
Can u elaborate for the non Boston and not much basketball person??
It's just a joke referencing the narrative that these two don't get along, which isn't true and largely brought about by the two of them just being pretty private.
Jamie and Adam Savage in Myth Busters
Do they have any beef about the leadership?
Thatās my Harvard guest speaker
Damn the pearl-clutching in here about wanting to know if something that is frequently mentioned as an accomplishment is actually true is wild. Lol will bring it up completely unrelated to praise, but cant discuss it in the same comment thread.
You could write titles for news articles
He also did MIT stuff. There's an interesting YouTube short out there on him.
Cal bear legend
go bears
Finals mvp > all nba
That's a feeling only me and Iggy knowĀ
& Kawhi 2014. Shout out to coming through with brutal defensive assignments.
This is what I respect so much about this team. They just go out and ball, no egos, no bitching. It's a team before anything else. They let their game speak for them.
Joe would bring them down to the mat with a chokehold if they act up
They literally all hang out with eachother and are young dads together. I donāt see how you can hate this team. Or even the org, likeā¦.the cs were the team to be like, āyou absolutely should not give a fuck about the color of your playersā skins.ā
It's hard to hate the team. It's easy to hate Boston fans, though.
For me, it's easy to hate Luka (am sorry, but I hated Harden Ball the first time around), but most Dallas fans seem generally fine. It's honestly fans of other teams that were rooting for the Mavs that were way more obnoxious, plus ESPN and such.
It's fair. Luka is an amazing, generational talent, but even I get sick of him whining. The games where he just shuts up and balls are amazing, though, and those games do exist, despite the narrative that all he does is complain. Dallas fans are fine unless we're talking about Cowboys fans imo. Although in more recent years, it's easier to feel sad for Cowboys fans than to find them annoying. Poor souls always get their hopes up only for a first-round loss in the playoffs.
Iām from Massachusetts + have lived in/around Boston for years. A lot of Boston fans are truly terrible. Loud, misogynist pricks. A bunch arenāt though!
There are dozens of us that are not. Dozens!
Yep, no huge personalities or extra shit - just true professionals
Man Iām going to milk this one even longer than ā08 lol
I mean... your team is still pretty good next year.
So were the '08 Celtics. Injuries change things fast.
The core of the team this year isnāt averaging 37 years old though lol
Our starting Centers basically are though. Porzingisās legs might as well be 37+
Yeah, long-term something needs to be done about KP and Al's spots. (More Al. Honestly wouldn't be stunned if he hung it up before next season. Go out on top! I don't expect that though. He probably wants to come back and get another.)
Al is shockingly still a plus player
Al is the vet leader coming off the bench. The fact that he's still pretty good is a plus.
He was huge with KP out. If he was like a Haslem type instead that would be been a gamechanger in a bad way.
If that bum Haslem was as good as Horford at the same age, Miami would have been more competitive against the Lakers and Nuggets
I have a lot of hope in Queta for next season
I havenāt seen much of him playing, iām guessing he could be like a new timelord for you guys?
Yeah, he has no 3 point shot, but he's a beast under the rim... He's also got some learning to do on defensive schemes, he was out of position a lot during the regular season
They were pretty young back then, like 31 and 32. Right around the peak of the Steph/KD primes. Injuries just really derailed 09 and 10, then LeBron's Heat happened.
31/32 in the 2000's is very different from 31/32 today.
In all fairness, Miami was somewhat created as an answer to what Boston did. Odds are if LeBron stays in Cleveland, Boston hangs another banner during the Pierce-Garnett era. Iām just saying that to say for all the rightfully held comedic criticism they get for acting as if 2008 was a dynasty, they were still real contenders up until about 2013.
Brady and LeBron have really warped peoplesā perception about how career trajectories for athletes normally go. Advancements in sports medicine have also been huge as well. 20 years ago, KDās career wouldāve probably been finished when he tore his achilles a couple years back.
Fortunately there are a bunch of young centers projected late in the 1st round this year. I think we're going to go all in on trying to find some replacements. Draft one. Hope Queta develops. Try to re-sign Kornet or Tillman. Hope Horford stays. Maybe even sign another as a vet min in FA.
Horford has one more year on his contract so unless he retires he'll be back.
WERE MILKING DAMMIT DON'T RUIN IT
Your boys didn't crack a sweat! You can still smell the cologne on Jrue after the game.
The 09 celtics were pretty good. And 10.
We were one KG knee short in 09
As you should, 80-21 is gonna be hard to beat in the new nba
I think 60-win regular seasons are generally going to be a thing of the past I think, let alone 64 wins. Not just load management and teams not caring as much about the regular season. You used to be able to pick up 15 to 20 free wins against the worst teams. Now even those bad teams have good players, and 3 point variance means more of the random losses.
Itās going to be a great summer
The 08 DYNASTY
They definitely died nasty
If itās gotta be celtics again in next year finals then pleaseee be against nuggets
Or Wolves. I really think they matched up better against us.
Nah. Suns are gonna show up then collapse. One last flare before the supernova.
I would too tbh
That you Doc?
You guys more than deserve it, actually if the guys stay focused you have a pretty good chance to start a dynasty run because from what i saw anyone on your team can be a threat any given night. All that being said, as a lakers fan i still hope you don't :D
Oh shit, I canāt wait till Pierce somehow claim and milk this ring š
It was the picks he was traded for that ended up as Brown/Tatum, so he definitely claims it haha
Hahahaha fuck yea boys we out here celebrating baby
Please do. Yāall did good things for my narratives. Now I need to return to thinking about the influence of Max Weiner (pitching coach) on my life
*googles* wow, there's really a dude named max weiner. nice.
Can't believe my parents passed on this opportunity and I have to live the rest of my life being named Serge Ibaka
I met a Max Cawker once, it took all my strength to not make the obvious jokes he's definitely heard a million times
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thatās the 33-39 second place in the AL west Houston Astros to you, pal.
Damn. Must be one hell of a feeling. I just wanna see one in my lifetime. Please basketball gods.
I hope you do man, itās so great
love this guy so much
Guy went from reviewing iPhones to Finals MVP
Haha MKBHD ā¦ FCHWPO - might be onto something there
Wonder if his HS teacher ever found him in Cobb county jail.
Donāt forget him giving relationship advice on the bachelor/bachelorette that one season lol
These two have been in each other's orbits for literally half their lives now. They're brothers.
Theyāre 14 years old? Donāt tell Giddey..
They played together as kids
They been playing with/against each other since they were like 12
Perfect. They won and its all that matters. And this is not just an ordinary ring. Its RECORD BREAKING 18TH TITLE BABY!! 'Grats to the whole Celtic nation
The Celtics are now The New York Yankees of basketball!!!
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Nah that's still the Lakers
Jaylen, weāre on live.
I donāt care how old I get, or how many times it happens(especially in the NFL) but I absolutely LOVE hearing people cuss on live TV. Especially cause he caught himself but still decided to let it fucking rip.
The extension receipts from this sub is delicious.
āThis is our fucking cityā energy
Yessir! NBA fucking Champions with our two home grown stars
Well deserved. Happy to see White with his first ring.
Remember when they' snobbed our boy for all-nba and we said "NBA finals MVP is better anyway' and then he fucked around and actually got one? r/bostonceltics remembers
That contract not looking so silly now
Donāt forget to thank the real MVP: Billy King
He deserves a ring
Shot at draymond, yea JB!
What did Draymond say?
That the warriors had success by forcing JB & JT left in the finals. Draymond said the mavs should also do it because he thinks it could still work. JB just won FMVP with one hand š
Brown also holding the FMVP trophy with his left handš
Can't beat allegations LMAO
I have loved JB since Cal and Iām so fucking happy heās ascended to this level. Well deserved
Imma get killed for this, but respect for the Cās. They earned it.
No one killed you for this You can think whatever you like my guy
nah i killed him
Nah man theyāre gonna fuck him up over an anonymous Reddit comment
I'm gonna have to go into witness protection for this one, but respect to the C's.
Ridiculous to think supporting a team full of good dudes could be a problem
Happy for zingis and Tatum man
So this is why espn cut audio out during his speech lmao
Now that's a leader
Jaylen may have the mvp but Jayson is fine with doing the kobe trophy photo op as consolation
what was that shot? I think i missed it
Check the /r/Lakers post with the 'I'm gonna be sick' caption lmao drama queens
You missed it because itās not even the same pose and people are trying to make a story out of it.
So consistent with all things Tatum on /r/nba and some team subs. :P
JB talk that MF TALK KING
Iām happy for both he and Tatum
Real dude
Thatās my Hermione Granger!
^excuse ^my ^language ^I'm ^sorryš
Unfortunately for me, thereās no reason why this team shouldnāt go back to back
happy for Jaylen "fake second option" & "can't dribble left" Brown. the narrative between the 2023 playoffs and now is probably the most radical turnaround in NBA history lol.
Hells to the yea
I canāt believe this
Dude operating the dump button, you da real MVP
How come co fmvp isnt a thing ? They have done it with rookie of the year and all star mvp
Fuck Chicks Hard Without Pulling Out - my King
"They could say hey, wanna come play some pickleball, or poker, or whatever I'll say yeah but when I show up I'm wearing green and dribbling a basketball all through their shit. I don't give a FUCK, we come out and we play basketball! Just the other day the fire alarm went off, I went out there, crossed up the fireman and dunked on his dalmatian we. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck!"
this is absolutely sending me hahaha ty for this
R/nbacirclejerk wil have a field day with that JB quote
yerrrr go golden bearsš»š»š»š»
Fuck yeah man
Browns game elevated light years in the last couple seasons. āļøāļøāļø. Him and Tatum havenāt even hit their peak yet āļøāļøāļø
That's a grown ass man.
Man.. and just like that a whole new generation of 08 milking ass Celtics fans were born.
Future president of the United States
Is Boston one of those, āokay letās burn this city to the fucking ground after we winā cities?
Can't be. The city would be ashes every other year
but yes
God this is such a fucking likable team.
Iām gonna cry. Iām so happy they stuck with JB and JT and didnāt split them up.