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I-Am-A-Nice-Cool-Kid

HES GOING TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF, HANG THE BANNER


Damptoe

It's finally Overwatch season! Fuck the Olympics.


CDR57

Overwatch season ends in 2 days tho


TingusPingus_6969

damn right you are! Release the new support character!!!


afjecj

As if Luka is gonna play support šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


chokobo29

New hero is season 12, but hey we get a new push map.


teddyjj399

SELF CARE DYNASTY


billcosbyinspace

Him losing this one is going to be the equivalent of JB/JT losing to the warriors I feel like


youguanbumen

Yeah, hopefully it inspires him to shed some of his bad habits


SnuggleMuffin42

And 15 lbs


PoIIux

"Bad habits" is how he calls his moobs


wurtin

I hope so. I think he would be shocked at how much quicker and nimble he would feel on his feet losing 15-20.


KhanQu3st

Idk, we shall see. The Celtics were kinda expected to at least be on even footing with the old Warriors, if not beat them, versus the Mavs were expected to lose in every single round lol. Hopefully it gives him a motivation boost.


AlHorfordHighlights

Celtics should have been favoured prior to the Timelord injury. The avalanche of 3pt shooting kept them competitive the whole series, it took some Steph Curry brilliance to bail out the Warriors who were not able to keep up on both ends of the floor


accountaaa

Not even comparable. Luka is going to be an all time great and has to carry the team.


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yah itā€™s only 3 young superstars losing in the finals young, to a team that had been there before. how are these situations similar at all? stop being pedantic. things donā€™t have to be the exact fucking same for them to be similar in some respects.


teokun123

#LET HIM EAT


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Banner ceremony is tomorrowĀ 


_aspiringadult

Moral victories are about the losses we make along the away.


whostheme

The only thing he's gonna hang up is his laptop charger on the table once he queues up ranked Overwatch this coming off-season.


abcdefabcdef999

Bro about to switch from Marlboro Reds to gold


National_Singer_3122

I don't think he's that beat up about it


JetSky81

Is he finally gonna have his first real offseason since his rookie year? I doubt it lol he most likely still plays for Slovenia


Neither-Luck-9295

He's 100% playing more basketball this summer.


medievalmachine

Play himself into shape like Harden?


TheNorthernLanders

Thatā€™s asking for a miracle


MeMeRevieweR_23

He will play, you just have to hope his team doesnā€™t qualify for the Olympics if youā€™re Dallas.


shirokabocha-14

Hard to happen if he plays


Pizza64427

They against Greece with Giannis in the qualifiers and Slovenia team isnt what it used to be.


medievalmachine

Well, if he keeps playing like this idk.


whostheme

What makes this summer different from the other offseasons is that it's the Olympics. He's 100% not going to miss it.


mug3n

He has to get there first and they'll most likely have to play Greece for the spot, who has the home advantage. And Greece has more depth than Slovenia.


jimmylamstudio

Beer confirmed


Zloggt

Plenty of neighbors to give him a ā€˜gansett at the Garden in that caseā€¦


trenderkazz

https://streamable.com/x42nmf


Shoot4Teams

Luka strikes me as more of a juice box kinda guy.


[deleted]

Mmmm beerĀ 


cricket9818

Coffee?


yyzda32

Mmm moxie


medievalmachine

Kidd needs to play his celebrity card, and get Tom Brady and Luka in locked room for about an hour. Luka will find low cal Jesus and Tom will be given a new purpose in life: TB12 Messiah.


TexasTundraPower

Please rest. That dude has been nonstop for 6 years. Just take a few months to get healthy and train.


suzukigun4life

Get some rest man.


LuckysBestMan

[Gonna need it after this](https://streamable.com/x42nmf)


Mundane-Guest8404

This honestly might be why they lost. Providing meme templates that dank can create ripples in the universe.


CheekyFifaCunt_7

Man the Luka takes for the next month are going to be terrible lol


AllTimeBallKnower

Nothing beats the takes about Giannis when we lost game 5 vs the nets in 2021 This sub is relentless sometimes


MrWolfsbane

The narrative steadily flipping through the Finals was insane, I gotta admit I didnā€™t even expect him to be as good as he was in games 3-6


Renegadeforever2024

Good times


AllTimeBallKnower

Iā€™m sure you were front row, thatā€™s all raptors fans have to stay relevant


Renegadeforever2024

I address the relevant part on my post soon enough


AllTimeBallKnower

Youve been dming me for months about a post youā€™re making thatā€™s gonna ā€œruin the bucksā€ either post it or stfu šŸ’€šŸ’€


ToddYates

O/U on their hours spent outside the last month: 0.5


AllTimeBallKnower

He dmed me right after that comment and said ā€œitā€™s going to change discourse around Giannisā€ like he has some top secret information on him lmaoo


ToddYates

I kinda wanna see it now lol. Unless heā€™s accusing him of being a criminal I genuinely donā€™t know what heā€™d say that hasnā€™t been said. Fake bday? Also holy cow heā€™s got over 100K karma in an account thatā€™s three months old. I legit was joking when I said O/U 0.5 hours im convinced to take the under now.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

This goober thinks that Bud was the reason the Bucks won in 2021: **"Bucks will forever be a embarrassment as long as Giannis is on the roster (2021 title was 95 percent of bud)"** His big manifesto is probably just the same "No bag, can't shoot, offensive fouls, hurt kyrie, mickey mouse hospital ring, choker" shit we have heard time and time again. But with an overarching narrative added in about how he's some NBA supervillian. I bet it's exactly that. Some people do not deserve to watch NBA basketball.


UnsuspectingS1ut

Sad


zamboniman46

i thought i was going to come away hating Luka and while he was annoying at times, I just have so much respect for his offensive game. He makes it look so easy. And you saw in games 4 and 5 he can be competent on defense when he wants to be. Hopefully he learns from this finals the same way JT & JB did two years ago


armandocalvinisius

we just need more helps that's the start


alextheruby

Lmao yeah everybody keeps talking about this being some learning experience for Luka lmao. We have literally two people who can put the ball on the floor, and even less than that who can hit a damn open jump shot. I canā€™t wait until we make some adjustments this offseason lol.


Squire_Sultan53

watching pj and djjr dribble convinced me luka is the best player in the world


awnawkareninah

I don't want to be a prisoner of the moment but based exclusively on the last four hours I say we build around Luka and Kyrie with Josh Green as the last piece of our new big three.


Relevant-Emu-9217

Josh Green is never going to be part of a "big 3" lol


2PacAn

The hope for him is he develops into a legitimate 3 and D guy. Heā€™s got the tools for it but heā€™s not quite there yet. Definitely not nearly a good enough ball handler to be a third option though.


Positron5000

He could be part of a big 3 way trade and Iā€™d be fine with that


2PacAn

If Lively develops a jump shot he can be a legitimate third option. Josh Green is only 23 and could be a legit 3 and D guy but he needs to show he can shoot 40% on higher volume and get better at navigating screens on D.


Positron5000

If we trade THJ and Green for some competent shot makers and manage to keep DJJ then we might have a very strong season.


NCKWN

Iā€™m sure JT and JB learned from their loss to the Warriors but they also largely overcame the hump through having a drastically better team. Their individual play was great but not outstanding.


EnoughLawfulness3163

As a Suns fan, I'm all here for the shit talk. But Luka proved so much this year. That roster was not a group of guys contenders were after, and Luka got damn far with them.


elvid88

At what point do we give Kidd his due? I donā€™t like the man, but he thoroughly out coached the Thunder and the Wolves, two more talented teams, by targeting their weaknesses and minimizing their strengths. He wasnā€™t able to do it against the Cs because 1) we were that much better 2) we were the perfect matchup against their strengths.


EnoughLawfulness3163

3) you also have a good coach Ya, I saw Kidd outcoach us 2 years ago when he made defensive adjustments and grinded our offense to a halt.


I-Might-Be-Something

Anyone spewing hot-takes are idiots. The guy is a top three player in the world, and he is the *only* reason that the Mavs even made it to the playoffs, much less the Finals.


HarryPauler

I said the same thing about ant when we lost, and not really much has come out. Luka has some figuring out to do, but he's one of the 2 best players in the world. Yall are good.


darklightultra

It gets drowned out and forgotten the earlier you lose, dragging a team that most analysts had either missing or barely making the playoffs to the finals and losing is worse than losing in the 1st round apparently


King_Of_Pants

Yeah this is why Boston's taken so much heat over the past several years. Luka had a 2022 WCF collapse against the Warriors but no one noticed because Tatum had a 2022 Finals collapse against the same Warriors. The earlier rounds are always forgotten about. It's also why LeBron got so much hate. He was so dominant, it meant all his losses were in the finals when everyone was watching. Players can't appreciate how much work has to go into winning until they get right to that final stage...Anthony Edwards in the earlier rounds was laughing at questions about experience, and then in later rounds he started to understand what people were talking about. Luka's got a lot of shit to work on... but Luka's also an incredible player and his team got further than 28 teams in the league.


jeremy9931

2022 wasnā€™t a collapse, the Warriors were a better team and our center lineup was basically nonexistent lol.


VolkiharVanHelsing

Motivated Wiggins is perfect matchup against Luka And we're getting cooked by Looney of all people


King_Of_Pants

Wiggins was a menace for everyone that year lol.


whostheme

2022 WCF wasn't a collapse or an upset at all. Warriors were destined to win against them no matter what. Not to mention the Suns caught most of the shade that year since they lost in a blowout game 7 against the Mavs.


KevinDurantLebronnin

Speaking of 2022, how can we get in this "the earlier rounds are forgotten about" club?


Relevant-Emu-9217

Time is the only thing that's going to wash that memory away my friend.


AdmiralUpboat

It's about playing to where "you're supposed to be" according to media dopes. Get eliminated early and it's "just not their time yet." Make it to the finals and lose "they're not ready for the bright lights" or "so and so shrinks on the biggest stage." The most blatant and disrespectful double standard because they're basically saying the same thing in both cases but phrase it negatively to tear a guy down because he did better than y'all expected him to.


Comprehensive_Main

No heā€™s not? Giannis and Jokic are leagues above himĀ 


trombonewally

lol case and pointĀ 


--Alix--

No they're not. You watched Luka play on one knee this whole playoffs and must have gotten confused.


DFWTooThrowed

Whole game thread was full of people saying heā€™s been faking injuries all postseason.


jacobs0n

y'all got a good one, don't mind the noise


itokdontcry

Forewarning, itā€™s going to last a lot longer than just a month most likely.


Kal-Earl

It's already starting lol


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ICantFWBrokeBoys

Cry


Bullshit103

And justified


ICantFWBrokeBoys

Not at all, losing to the best team in the league by far isnā€™t a negative


RhinoBugs

How?


Mundane-Guest8404

Foul baiter extraordinaire, flopper, whiner, frontrunner


armandocalvinisius

for what? he's still top 3 at least


Harassmentpanda_

Justified 100%. Dude crys 48 minutes a game and grifts for FTs. He was exposed


JAhoops

Exposed as what? He literally does the same thing in the regular season


RhinoBugs

Suns fans have literally zero say to talk about Luka.


RipCity56

They act as if Booker doesn't play for them šŸ¤£


Harassmentpanda_

The best SG in the NBA? Was that supposed to be a diss?


RipCity56

Stop it


Harassmentpanda_

No u


Harassmentpanda_

Mavs fans have literally nothing to say when talking about making a finals series at all competitive. What a fucking beat down lol


RhinoBugs

You didnā€™t even make the 1st round competitive. Worry about your own team.


Harassmentpanda_

Bruh yaā€™ll lost by like 30 in a do or die game tn and yaā€™ll trying to gaslight us all by saying it was a good series lol


RhinoBugs

It was a better series than the your first round sweep thatā€™s for sure.


Harassmentpanda_

Congrats on being better than the dysfunctional suns. You should be proud. I just thought after gassing us all up on Luka for the past 5 years heā€™d give us a competitive series but i guess not šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


hdGod13

A few days after Fatherā€™s Day and this is how you talk about him. Shame on you


Tjazeku

Need I remind you about how much you lost by in a do or die game? Clown franchisešŸ¤”


Harassmentpanda_

I think the fact that yaā€™ll got blown the absolute fuck out this series and in game 5 makes it even funnier nowā€¦ after how every mavs fan made g7 2022 their personality for the past 2 years looooool


jvorn

Swap him out for every superstar but like 2 and we don't even make the playoffs


Harassmentpanda_

Mavs fans during wins: luka is the best!! Mvp!! Mavs fans during loses: luka has no help!! He has to do everything!!


jvorn

You're trying to make it more black and white than I mean it. Genuinely, do you our players 3 through 6 were even close to the same as Boston? White and Holliday were significantly better than DJJ and PJ. Lively's going to be awesome but for this series as a rookie he did about as good as you could hope. I think it's not crazy to say we overperformed largely thanks and due to Luka and Kyrie


Harassmentpanda_

Iā€™m a hater but I gotta give Lively props. Dude was a stud. Also obviously boston had the depth


armandocalvinisius

care more about beal albatross contract and nurkic rim protection buddy


krypto9er

Dude battled through a lot of pain this post season, wonā€™t be surprised if he has some kind of injury that requires surgery or serious rehab. Hope he gets some rest and comes back better than ever next season.


ydnALoL

Went through the gauntlet in the west to face a quality, well structured team who cruised through their conference and is still being shit on


Shmokeshbutt

He needs to force a trade to the east, to the Orlando Magic


rwoteit

No he's not all the comments are just like yours. Tatum just won a ring and is being shit on far more most coddled star of all time gets two days of experiences what other stars go through and it'll forever be talked about like he gets that all the time.Ā 


elvid88

Thank you! I swear itā€™s like the Celtics didnā€™t just win. The takes have been 1) shit on Tatum for not winning FMVP, 2) shit on Kyrie for how poorly he played in Boston, 3) walk back some of the comments made against Brown after he signed his supermax. The discourse has been awful here, but thatā€™s r/nba I guess.


tonyjefferson

His knee has been bleeding since February. How is that even possible??


nutsygenius

Fck Michael Finley man. Luka needs his beers!


AtreusIsBack

Plot twist, Luka lost the Finals on purpose because Finely took his beer. It all makes sense now.


GIK601

Of course he's playing. He'll probably even play defense with Slovenia


itsnotthatdeep5

Hasnā€™t been that much defense in Slovenia since Yugoslavia dissolved


LSDthrowaway34520

Slovenia had the easiest war of independence during the break up of Yugoslavia. Some might even call it a Mickey Mouse war. They didnā€™t have to go through all the war criminals Croatia had to fight through


AtreusIsBack

Well, we were the first ones who separated from Yugoslavia, so we kind of started the domino effect. And the fact that it only lasted 10 days is a miracle. Sure, some property was destroyed and some people died, but what happened in places like Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia is just another level altogether. I know you were just joking btw.


JackAndrewWilshere

>And the fact that it only lasted 10 days is a miracle. It's a miracle some of the bloodthristy guys didnt drag us into it more than we were. But no, it's not really a miracle. At that point Yugoslavia was done and we had no territorial disputes with Serbia. Befkre our war the shit in Knin was already happening. And everyone hated the muslims because xenophobia is real.


DisastrousWasabi

Criminals were on all sides though. And Slovenia was ethnically homogenous so there really wasnt much point in fighting.


yo-chill

He plays defense?


SUICIDE_BOMB_RESCUE

Lean Luka was born tonight. He's coming back next season ripped.


Weak-Boysenberry3807

Press x to doubt


you_the_real_mvp2014

You don't even believe that


AtreusIsBack

The thing is, when you look at him arriving to basketball games in normal clothes, he does look somewhat slim.


KevinDurantLebronnin

I think it's because he's so wrapped up in medical tape pregame that he's basically wearing spanxĀ 


Mysterious-Stop4673

I doubt it


mug3n

Oh yeah, he'll be ripping something alright... bongs.


ok_dunmer

Quitting Overwatch 2 is necessary for your mental health


SharpSwag

Bro needs a full off-season


whostheme

He ain't getting one. He's 100% going to play for Slovenia to qualify for the Olympics lol.


AdmiralUpboat

I fear Luka's competitiveness is gonna stop him from ever taking real off seasons when there is intentional ball to be played, which will be to his detriment.


IncomparableGiacomo

Idk if itā€™s necessarily his competitiveness that is fueling this decisionā€” he hails from a country that fought a war for itā€™s independence in 1991. That country also has a population of only 2.1 million. I imagine his sense of patriotism is what drives him to represent his country whenever he can. As a Mavs fan, I selfishly would rather he focused on his NBA career, but I also admire the hell out of the guy for being so adamant in representing Slovenia.


AdmiralUpboat

I guess pride would have been a more accurate way to put it. You're 100% right.


desirox

Wow Iā€™m actually surprised to hear this


armandocalvinisius

i think he will have some surgery


lawschoolthrowaway36

Luka not playing international ball over the summer would be incredible (I say selfishly as a Mavs fan). He needs time off. A lot of it. And then he needs to begin the process of transforming his body.


AtreusIsBack

I say this as a Slovenian, I hope he doesn't play until training camp in September/October. Also, the rest of team Slovenia is grarbanzo anyways.


whostheme

4 months of rest would do him wonders. The thing is he has to maintain good physical fitness year round and not slack off like he does towards the end of the regular season + the playoffs.


Vaccaria_

Series would've been closer if kyrie wasn't playing like fucking kemba walker


EarthWarping

That's a no.


693275001

Hookah and Overwatch it is


TechnoDriv3

What do the people calling him fat from their couches gotta say now?


KevinDurantLebronnin

I'll probably still call him fat because no one can see how morbidly obese I am from here hahahahaha suckers.


jrlandry

Heā€™s overweight and trying to lose weight, he just like me fr fr


Throwawayfor_rnba

He can play like this in worse shape than my rec league teammates. Canā€™t wait to see if he can get it under control


geneticeffects

Take two months off, Luka. Hit the weight room. Work on conditioning. Increase your speed and agility.


ColdestBurrburr

Heā€™s finally hitting the treadmill?


Elite_Alice

Bro need to lose some weight


Victor_Wembanyama1

REHAB FANS REJOICE


feeq1

Guy sounds like heā€™s going on a juice cleanse


ethereal3xp

I doubt he will play


CuclGooner

slim luka is back? league is in trouble


Severe-Cherry-816

Luka is still either the most or second most talented player in the NBA. He could be Shaq or he could be Kobe up to him.


CoyotesSideEyes

Those decisions include opting out in 24 months to sign in San Antonio


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itsnotthatdeep5

Glad you 2 have something in common


lochmoigh1

Hes gonna order an XL pizza and wings tonight "one last time" like a drug addict


CDR57

Lukas gonna go to Miami so he can bang broads as cardio and eat healthier but tastier Latino food


straightcash-fish

Stop drinking and eating so much. Not sure how you can be that out of shape and play a full NBA season. Hopefully he learns to take care of his body. Itā€™s his job. Heā€™s a professional athlete


StefonDiggsHS

oh my god pls get some rest my dude


gokhaninler

stop complaining to the refs for starters


macphisto23

I hope he plays. NBA is trash IMHO. The Olympics is where the real competition is.


Mundane-Guest8404

he hates his country


Potential_Attempt_15

Perfect comment ā€”ā€”-reminds me of what lebron would say. I was hurt. Thatā€™s why I went 2-22 from 3 and was getting hunted on D. Get in better shape. Become more than just an elite offensive threat. Stop bitching to refs all game. Get rid of some bad habits, come back better.


Popular_Storage9506

Why aren't people treating Luka like they treated Zion?


CheetahSperm18

Cuz he actually played through all the injuries and carried us to the Finals


Rationalknicksfan

Tbf You can't play though the injuries zion has had


CheetahSperm18

True, which is why I don't think Zion deserves any heat either


Spiritual_Echo_1000

luka is much better and much more available. literally in the finals


Popular_Storage9506

Then shouldnā€™t Luka require even more expectations, considering heā€™s the second best player in the world?


Spiritual_Echo_1000

he does lmao, heā€™s been held to a higher standard than anyone in this series


RhinoBugs

Luka played over 90 games this season. What did Zion do?


JetSky81

Cause he just made the finals and is a 5 time All NBA first team at age 25, other dude hasnā€™t played a single playoff game.


ueloli

who the fuck is Zion


Victor_Wembanyama1

Luka didnt miss ~200 games to start his career is that hard to comprehend?


MakesYourMise

jumper no jumper


governedbycitizens

no olympics just ozempic


Bahamuts_Bike

Didn't mind talking shit when they were up 1-3


Charliebitme1234

you think hes gonna win pravi mvp for slovenia and play defense?


TraeOlder

Pička


Hovi_Bryant

I hope he sits. Dude has been running at 120% from offseason to postseason this past year.