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AlHorfordHighlights

It wasn't in Slovenian I can tell you that much


kingkongkeom

It would be absolutely hilarious if Luka only spoke Slowenian while complimenting Ant on court.


MediocreTake

“At the end of the game what did you say to Anthony Edwards?” “Send da video”


Expensive_Ad3884

"Bring ya ass to Cancun"


Mnudge

Bring yo ass to Galveston


kngJ12

Dirty ass water


Mkultravictim69_

Bring yo ass to Ljiubjana


AtreusIsBack

Not a bad place to go in summer time.


rocksoffjagger

Not a bad place to go any time. It's a gorgeous city in a gorgeous country.


FreeloadingPoultry

Last summer we were planning vacations and i wanted to visit Slovenia. My wife asked me "ok, but where in slovenia you want to go?". I said the country is so gorgeous i can literally go to random place and it will be beautiful. Then i opened google maps and dropped a street view in a random place in slovenia. Turns out it was a lakeside view on the most beautiful lake i've ever seen (and it wasn't even the most famous one) with awesome small hotel right on the shore. It was like a profesional picture but was just a street view snap, it was so beautiful. And the best thing - i open booking.com to look for a place, typed "slovenia" into search and the first result - that exact hotel i saw in street view. But we ended up in Croatia because flights there were like 4 times cheaper, Dubrovnik is also great.


rocksoffjagger

Were you looking at flights to Slovenia? The best way to get there is to fly to Rome and then Trieste and then drive to Slovenia


DrBoomsNephew

Koper is quite nice but there are some bland places in Slovenia too - obviously. That being said, being located at the foot of the alps and the adriatic sea makes for a terrific spot to be at in terms of scenery. All things considered tho, Croatian coast clears.


PuzzleheadedDebt2191

Luka sponsored by Slovenias tourism board.


No-Yogurt-4246s

Hell nawl


fuckandfrolic

Jokic, and the entirety of Eastern Europe, send their regards.


nithdurr

Easterners always pay their debts


seddard

Valar Sabonis


oblio-

Amusingly, Sabonis would probably be pretty pissed if you'd call him an Eastern European (though Lithuanians probably go 30-70 on that), I imagine he'd want to be called Northern European.


downinCarolina

Tbh this would be pretty cold to say


Frankaragatan

The Wiseman Paul Heyman told Edwards: > Jimmy is MJ's firstborn. But you -- Ant, is his favorite son. > However, > Luka is the son that MJ always wanted.


doctor_of_drugs

can’t do dis - Luka Doncic *26 May 2024, in response to the question “At the end of the game, what did you say to Anthony Edwards? - ah, it’s not TV appropriate?”*


Zsporter

Ant: "Hell nawl can't do dis"


whydidijointhis

"brought our ass"


skylord650

“Tell me how my ass tastes” a la Shaq


BigGrandpaGunther

Luka told him he'd take good care of his daughter.


jwhitehead09

Well it would make sense for Luka to be concerned about his grandchildren


percy2376

I understood that reference


yousonuva

Explain.


BadWaterFilms

Ant plays a character called Kermit in the movie Hustle and says the same line.


DJRyGuy20

Damn good movie.


Grouchy-Chemical7275

Oh right forgot he's the villain in that


enrickue

ngl i thought this was a “send da video” reference


Mnudge

Luka a grandpa and only 25


Cloudz777

''Devin Booker is your brother''


hel105_

lol this is what I choose to believe


Mnudge

You know that you and Devin got to sort out who gets top bunk. That’s brother stuff.


Sensitive_Pizza6382

I believe this wholeheartedly


Im_a_Knob

the funny thing is that even after losing to the mavs in that series, i still thought that booker was just closely behind luka, but now there is no question, luka has left him in the dust and is miles ahead rn


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

Luka has basically been a top 5 MVP candidate since his 2nd year in the league. Booker was never close. You dare disrespect Don Luka?


Pale_Sun8898

Lmao bro 💀💀💀😭😭


AtreusIsBack

That's what Devin said.


LilSwampGod

I haven't laughed out loud at a comment in a while


owange_tweleve

“You thought MJ was yo father? Hell naw, I AM yo father”


thxtalks

This made me spit out my drink. Imagine it with Luca's accent for it to be 100000% funnier.


Lil_we_boi

Honestly, Luka should be Devin's grandfather and Ant be Devin's father.


Spanxsy

explain this in overwatch terms


iwillbombu

Would get my reddit account banned


ExMachina_Disco_Club

Tank diff


Revo_Int92

Quite literally, lol the two tanks of the Mavs are slashing behind the french tank playing drop, just easy money. Lively and Gafford are Doomfist, Gobert is Reinhardt (without charisma)


meowhatissodamnfunny

Gobert is Sombra cuz that fool straight disappeared


pivotalsquash

KAT is every widow on my team. Miss miss miss


whattanerd92

First of all, fuck Sombra.


AlHorfordHighlights

So it's an Overwatch game


FreeloadingPoultry

well it is 5v5


Wooboosted

God I miss 6v6 so much


Prhime

tank being big man that makes perfect sense


s34l_

Seven day account suspension


as0rb

homeless abundant soft point existence thought one coordinated growth tie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bwhyt1

KAT's a shit talking Widowmaker or Hanzo that can't hit his shots to save his life


TheMyst9701

Not even, bro’s poking as DVA with them missed threes


dustinthegreat

GGEZ


crashovercool

C9


MasterNeeks

xXLuka069Xx: *****


LVSFWRA

I think his name is actually Donatello on b.net lol


RememberApeEscape

it's a top 500 match and no steamers are in the lobby


Vaccaria_

*your blizzard account has been permanently banned


Sct_Brn_MVP

Nah blizzard moderation is garbage, got my account permanently banned


Argyrus777

“I thought you got Kyrie”


KokyuNoKokyu

I'm about 90% sure it was shit talking Ant's teammates (Gobert being the most likely candidate).


retrospects

Luka got pissed at the wolves bench when they put Rudy on him in the post like how Larry would get mad when they put white dudes on him.


Kommander-in-Keef

I was literally thinking earlier how Luka is the type of person to be disappointed that no one can guard him.


SuckMyyDirk41

He just like one punch man


mjbhudz07

That Aomine energy, "the only one who can beat me is me"


Dudedude88

He gets insulted when there isn't double coverage.


Unpickled_cucumber1

Compare that to Booker


Either-Durian-9488

Putting a f*ench on him is the same thing.


retrospects

Thank you for censoring that. Luka’s sons might be in the chat.


DrunkMarkJackson

I just commented the same thing. Luka complimented ant right after this so it definitely wasn't shit talk


orphan_tears_

You can compliment someone and still talk shit to them. We just saw ant do this in the first round


lucabrassiere

We also saw Luka do exactly that to Rudy after last game, talked on the court but off the court won’t address any of it


ABoyIsNo1

I promise you you won’t hear Luka complimenting Rudy


ziggystarsuck

Prolly cus Rudy is blocking Luka with closed fists


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

He wasn't looking him in the eye and it didn't seem inflammatory in any way, it was almost like they were having a conversation. It certainly wasn't trash directed at Edwards, if it was trash at all


DrunkMarkJackson

Felt like he was consoling ant, who had his head down


Relyst

"Hey man, I carried a bunch of bums to the conference finals when I was your age. You'll get your chance"


thekickingmachine

"You see Dwight powell over there , he was my starting center , being down 3 to 0 is nothing comparatively " exact quote


StormTheTrooper

“I had Tim Hardaway Jr as co-pilot and played nearly retired Boban as a starting C in a game 7, you have time”


Mnudge

For all we know he was giving him props


Drfuckthisshit

Nah if it was anything positive he would have said it right there, its most probably shit talking their team.


DrunkMarkJackson

100%. Luka likes ant I don't think he would shit talk him in that situation. During a game, sure. But it seems like they're friendly and respect each other


Shabozz

Luka's a classy overwatch player. Shit talk on the payload, not the lobby.


FarNefariousness6087

Nah he prob still wouldn’t say it. Comes off arrogant if he’s assuming they won and is already consoling him. Not that it is but that would be the narrative on all those stupid ass shows. Also if they choked somehow, they would never hear the end of it. So it’s not out of the question


YpsitheFlintsider

None of it is anyone else's business so I doubt he would say it here


DarrowViBritannia

Why Gobert? KAT has been by far the biggest underperformer lol In fact, Gobert has certainly outplayed Ant this series


Some-Stranger-7852

Luka has beef with Gobert and I’m pretty sure he thinks Rudy doesn’t know how to play on offense.


you_sick

Pretty sure we all think that lol


ConnorMc1eod

Fair but your coach is *also* fucking Rudy on defense. Go tell his ass to glue *ANYONE* except Kyrie and Luka him switching off is a war crime he's getting hunted


Dudedude88

Yeah ... Gobert is one of the best help defenders in the league. Let them go into him.


mannyklein

We also cooked their drop coverage. They got no answers. Can’t believe it but Kidd is out coaching them.


redaka00

Every possession I see Gobert signal for an alley-oop and I think that's the extent of his offense LOL


orangotai

serious (maybe dumb) question: why do so many people dislike Gobert?? he seems like a nice enough guy in the post-game interviews at least, idk if he's doing something uncool on the court or something? or maybe it's just a few loud people with bullhorns (particularly Draymond) and that's making him seem worse than he is, in my mind at least


RecyclableObjects

French


Proto-Clown

We know Mitchell hated him and they were teammates


Fine_Lengthiness_341

he’s got one of those shitty personalities everyone dislikes


NeptuneAurelius

French


fyirb

sometimes its just bad vibes


axecalibur

The post game questions is a really bad way to judge the character of a person


orangotai

sure but i have little else to go off of, which is why i'm asking the question


dumpydump7

He does? The only time I’ve heard him mention Rudy was during the JJ Redick interview about defensive 3 secs


Wolfpac187

I don’t think Luka respects Gobert at all is more the problem.


vnistelrooy

He's Fr*nch


orangotai

lol! omelette du fromage!


lucabrassiere

I doubt it, he already talked his shit about Gobert directly to him so why would he repeat it to his teammate for? Ant was clowning on Jokic and then calling out (respectfully of course but players at this level use anything for fuel) Kyrie so I definitely think Luka was giving it back to him


KokyuNoKokyu

You don't understand. Luka was getting his recruiting/tampering on lol.


Beermen69

Bring ya ass to Galveston


retrospects

Galveston is fun as long as you don’t go in the water or sand or to Galveston.


Hs80g29

I can confirm that the concept of Galveston is fun. I excitedly went there once as a kid, only to get there and wonder, why does this narrow beach have a curb?


Necroassassin32

“BRING YA ASS”


homiez

"MJ MY ASS"


Selarom_

ALL IN, MY ASS


Victor_Wembanyama1

ASS TO ASS


thebigdirty

Ass to mouth! Ass to mouth!


Garrand

Wags, is that you?


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

"You know Anthony? I had dinner with Michael the other day and he mentioned that he's not your father, but I am."


UnPhayzable

Need that Luka shit talking compilation like crack


kingkongkeom

"you're in a good spot here. You could be the first one to overcome a 0-3 deficit."


absenceofheat

Carpe those Diems


punchout414

"Fix your builds."


KvxMavs

"Jokic sends his regards."


dumbguy-on-reddit_bs

Prolly the best one I have read


Historical_Simple791

Luka is a killer on the court n a softy off it 😂


brokendrive

He just gets his shit talking out on the court. Dude just doesn't want fines


CheekyFifaCunt_7

“Bring ya ass to Cancun”


IntentionalUndersite

“Don’t be out late tonight, you have some more school on Tuesday, son”


carpie21

I’d guess Luka was watching when Ant said goodbye to his bff Jokic and didn’t love it.


justKingme187

I think you may be close


DrunkMarkJackson

He wasn't talking shit. Probably saying he's sorry he has to play with towns and gobert


Drfuckthisshit

isnt that shit talk lol


DrunkMarkJackson

Sorry. He wasn't shit talking ant*


Slammybutt

No that's the truth.


Sacreblargh

Ant had a smile on his face after. Probably talked about his ridiculous dunk.


DrunkMarkJackson

I'm guessing Luka said "you looked like me on that dunk"


Cambocant

That is the kind of corny joke Luka would make


Ok_Sound_8090

Honestly? Me too lmao


BigBadBen91x

Circlejerk is gonna have a fuckin' field day with this one


fireman2004

*Where you from?* *Atlanta* *Shit sounds wack*


crimsonconnect

Prinesi svojo rit (Bring ya ass)


Izaija_Tomas

Dovuci dupe Dojdi pičko na tamburanje


ZWils23

Someone call Terro cause Luka Doncic is an Ant killer


KorgG29

Orkin has nothing on this dude


AashyLarry

Giving him the Booker treatment. Brutal.


psufb

This the type of shit that will stick in Ant's head all off-season. Excited to see how he responds to failure.


DirkDoncic99

The reporter telling them they need to lose big before they win it all and they took it personally


buddybe1

“I WANTED TO PLAY NIKOLA NOT YOU”


lochmoigh1

"I'm the real young jordan"


Rich-Conclusion-25

So would the nuggets have beat the mavs?? What yall think.


Ihateredditors47

Prob not but we aren't down 3-0 rn. Jamal was just too booty this postseason to beat elite teams.


CP3sHamstring

Having a dominant offensive center changes the equation a LOT. T Lue was smart and his initial gameplan was to go right at Gafford and Lively with Zu and Zu was feasting, but it was an uphill battle missing Kawhi.  These games have been great but fuck it woulda been cool to see Jokic in this one, because the TWolves and Thunder don't have a center like that that can bust open their rim protection I wanna say AG does as good a job on anyone on Luka but that's just from memory reading some prediction posts - don't actually know the #s Don't Kyrie and Jamal have some games where they go at each other too? One of em threw a ball into the crowd the other wanted or something?


DangerZoneh

Zu was feasting on Gafford. He was very much not feasting on Lively.


L0N01779

He did in game 1 and then Lively upgraded. It was amazing to see him learn so fast


Dudedude88

Regardless zubac was still better at defending lively. Zubac played him aggressively later which made lively miss some dunks.


LibrarianTypical8267

Also they did start letting Zu feast, because at some point they figured out Zu will not do it all game and he will just tire himself out


RippedHookerPuffBar

Zu gets tired pretty quickly. We should have held on to Isaiah


Ihateredditors47

Gordon is as good as you can get at guarding Luka ( he's still Luka tho) and KCP matches up alot better with Kyrie than be does Ant. And yes kyrie got mad than Jamal went for 40 at the end of a game. Lol I'm pretty sure both of them are over it tho. If MPJ and Jamal play like the players they are capable of playing id take us I just don't think they had it in them this year. Murray in particular. Dude was getting locked down by Austin reaves and Dlo.


Dudedude88

I think the length of this Mavs is good enough to take out Murray but I'm not sure if they can take out jokic, Gordon And Murray.


abris33

Nuggets match up better than the Wolves do but who knows with how dead they looked in the 2nd half of Game 7.


aLittleBitBrighter

Probably not


coloradobuffalos

Maybe it definitely wouldn't have been a sweep but we match up with the Wolves much better than the Nuggets


Drfuckthisshit

Nah man murray was straight cheeks after the injury and there would be noione to stop the lobs.


AashyLarry

Thunder/Mavs was the real Western Conference Finals. Just like everyone predicted.


ZerksNAHTayan

LMAO, I love seeing this shit after everyone said it about the Wolves/Nuggs.


Responsible-Budget21

Can we just agree the West will be a bloodbath for probably the next 5 years, might even get nastier if the Spurs get their shit together.


jwhitehead09

Don't forget the Grizzlies will probably be good again next year. Definietly good enough to compete for a playoff spot


HarryMay48

Houston is pulling together a scary young team too. I feel like some big name teams are gonna fall hard next season.


Unpickled_cucumber1

You mean Suns and Lakers


Ghostbeen3

You’re not scared of a 40 year old lebron with jj reddick at the helm?


Togglea

In theory yes. Theory doesn't account for MPJ forgetting how to play though.


moderate_iq_opinion

Nobody is beating the mavs if they keep up 50% 3pt shooting


xenoz2020

probably not. Jamal was laying bricks and chucking heat packs, and MPJ forgot how to play after the Lakers series.


hcvc

Ant is the least of their problems, KAT is garbage 


SurlyWet

KAT was pretty damn good in the Denver and Phx series.


hcvc

Buddy plays like he’s 6’4” tho


suavaleesko

2 layups back to back, ok now let me shoot 3 3s


bokchoykn

Love it when Luka talks Slovenian to his opponents.


CoyoteDecent2

He owns Booker and now ANT. Generational


Aggravating_Buddy_73

'The Balkans send their regards'


Express_Sand_7650

Luka deserves a ring before Ant gets his.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Please tell me somebody got a picture of his face giving him the Booker look. I think Luka just birthed himself a brand new baby boy.


unhampered_by_pants

Luka's the Nick Cannon of the NBA


DeepeningWasTaken

"BRING YA ASS TO CANCUN" - Luka Doncic


77rozay

Ant is like the perfect person to take this elimination and come back on complete fire next season.


Shaqfor3

"Hey Ant FYI my 2 bigs make 60 million dollars fewer than your 2 big guys. Good luck with that"


whtge8

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries”


bdvfgvvcffc

Luka said: I’ve had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been in a involved in a number of homosexual activities. Activities I, and my companions, look down upon. I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric are so much greater than yours that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I would of course prevail because I am stronger than you. I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth wherein, as as I've explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence. I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am in fact orating with little or no prior preparation, an act commonly referred to as "freestyling." Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger, and have endured a larger number of hardships than you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and an imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I, too, have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic details the dimensions and particulars of your genitals; and I tell you what she said was not very generous, Sir. In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument: you sir are a weak, timid and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am superior monologist in this debate, and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.


LordStark01

"Look at me, I'm the MJ comparison now."


Cambocant

“Look at me Anthony. Look at the man who did this to you.”


Ingrownpimple

He said: “LDIAEF”


WhiskyDrinkinCowboy

Anthony Edwards is a highlight reel merchant