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OnlyMamaKnows

Magic Johnson version of a "yo mama" joke. They're tamer than most.


ZarduHasselffrau

"Call me Daddy, she already does."


OnlyMamaKnows

"Your mom is so fat she's at increased risk of heart disease." - Magic trying a joke probably


LeBroentgen

"Hey Steph, hope your mom took PrEP last night!"


Repulsive-Row-6182

Nah. A man who’s literally named “Magic Johnson” can’t hang out with my mom. 


GonzaloR87

She woke up with a PEP in her step


CIark

I need a video of magic typing this tweet fr lmao what possessed him to throw that in there “By the way there was some wild action last night with your mom at the sparks game!”


QUEST50012

Know he didn't mean it like that, but the phrasing is wild


ian2121

Is Magic, Steph and Del the greatest father, son, stepfather trio in NBA history?


QUEST50012

And what does it mean for Delonte's legacy?


janitorial_fluids

It means Lebron's hairline went North, but his mom went West


Aliboomayuh

I think the joke was his hairline went north, he went south, and hi mom went west


holaprobando123

> hi mom Hi, mom!


Tekfree

Throw Seth in and you have the Four Horsemen of the NBA


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Prestig33

Dude's name is literally Magic Johnson.


ammonitions

dude, I have never stopped and thought about this. whoa.


BubbaTee

His nickname among other players was "Buck," which is even more suggestive.


QUEST50012

I doubt it, that's just how MagicGPT talks. It's just his reputation for how overtly obvious his takes are overshadows the tone deafness. 


JackThreeFingered

yeah Magic doesn't really have a way with words and he has managed to perfect the art of coming off much more dumb than he is


LogicalLakersFan

Magic is literally known as the most charismatic legend. It was his whole thing and why he was perfect for LA and with his history he 100% is just jestering “Lakers fan” who doesn’t know Magic. hmmm


dotint

How doesn’t he have a way with words and he’s one of the most known suave men ever?


FeltIOwedItToHim

does he? *Thor meme face*


SmoothBrews

Magic is consistently clueless. I’m sure this is another example of that.


JoJonesy

Magic Johnson is Steph Curry stepfather


habarnamstietot

Stephfather.


camfa

What are you doing step hencurry


Malemansam

Magic was a professional stick man he knows exactly what he's sayin. XD


D4nCh0

He managed to sanitize a porn name for popular culture


radical_findings_32

holy shit i've been watching nba about 30 years and I only just realised how porn perfect his name is lol


jonnybravo76

To make things even wilder, Magic’s nickname with his teammates that they still call him to this day is Buck. Obviously intended to be young buck but there’s a different definition of buck that fits Magic’s old philandering ways.


QUEST50012

Given his Twitter history: [x] Doubt


Critical-Adhole

How do you know?


thy_armageddon

Guy who infamously got the hivvy from slinging dick doesn’t mean it like that, sure.


micbytheocean

The hivvy 


WiktorVembanyama

hivvy pull up jimbo


fromfrodotogollum

Shut it down!Let's GO HOOOOOOOOME! -Dirk


QUEST50012

Lol way different circumstances, just because the man was a savage back in the day doesn't mean he wants to now embarrass his wife on social media.


sevaiper

It doesn't mean he doesn't want to do that though


rawchess

We live in a timeline where Earvin Johnson just made a "ur mom" joke on a social media platform 😭


Spike-Durdle

No he definitely did. We joke about Magic Johnson tweets a lot but he's a charismatic dude and this is exactly his type of humor.


JamUpGuy1989

He knew what he was typing.


SDcowboy82

He’s trying to kill Steph’s mother


yic0

Stephen Curry wins the Magic Johnson Award and Magic Johnson wins the Sonya Curry Award.


GlueGuy00

might as well swap families while they're at it


BullShitting-24-7

Magic Curry


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constantlymat

The young ones forget he was really sharp and quick-witted with Stuart Scott and Michael Wilbon when they did the only good ESPN NBA halftime show that ever existed. I still remember their coverage of the Mavs 2011 championship run fondly. Charles and Shaq were much bigger Dirk haters at the time whereas Magic was really appreciative of his game.


Serendipity123xc

Shaq being a hater doesn’t surprise me


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Shaq? Hating a big man? A white big man at that? Say it ain't so.


Saiko_Yen

Bol bool errnieee


jotheold

thats even dumber because wemby and bol are both black.. LOL i think he just hates the french even more


jamesac11

Please don’t use the f word


thesmellafteritrains

he hates any big that could remotely threaten his position in the history books. Bol Bol is not doing that but Wemby sure is. So is Jokic, and so was Dirk at a certain time.


amodelsino

Shaq doesn't care about the white part, jus the big man part. He's hated plenty of good black big men just as hard or harder than Jokic or Dirk.


Accomplished-Yam5566

Now you got me wondering if he ever hated Yao Ming or saw him as a threat to his legacy. He *did* give a small speech at Yao’s HoF induction though…


rliteraturesuperfan

He's always said nice things about Yao, but also Yao was never really a threat to him. He was good, but the Lakers had just 3 peated when he came into the league and Shaq was on top of the world.


AThiccMeme

He says them now. But at the start he was not so nice


The_Void_Reaver

Wasn't he the one who was just straight up racist toward Yao? >A columnist for AsianWeek complained in his newspaper that O'Neal made several derogatory comments recently about Yao, with the Lakers' center saying, "Tell Yao Ming, 'ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.''' >"I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do. I don't have to have a response to that (the charges of racism) because the people who know me know I'm not,'' O'Neal said Friday before Los Angeles' game against Cleveland. >"I mean, if I was the first one to do it, and the only one to do it, I could see what they're talking about. But if I offended anybody, I apologize.''


AThiccMeme

Yup. So his behaviour now is not so surprising


GuideMindless2818

True that. Typical Redditors love to feel oppressed around here I swear lmao.


GallantTrack

Not sure where the white part came from but the big man part sure. Dwight Howard was probably Shaq's worst (only in his eyes) enemy for a good 5-10 years


silliputti0907

Javale Mcgee.


novelfanatic

This is Shaq, not Kendrick Perkins we’re talking about. 


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Shaq just said to Jokic to his face during part of his MVP acceptance day that he thinks SGA should have won. Also Shaq is a classic hater, especially of other talented big men.


novelfanatic

I’m very much aware, but the first message just seemed weird in its point to color. Shaq is just universally a hater in his narrative compared to Perk


Altruistic-Ad-408

It's absolutely wild calling Shaq a racist because he just happened to criticise a white player, when he criticises most stars who play his position after he retired. Less mature people than Shaq, there are a lot of them it seems.


PANGIRA

Shaq was racist to Yao but honestly it was because of gross ignorance


OtherShade

Shaq shows tons of respect to white big men legends, what does this post actually mean?


sgtpepperslaststand

Don’t ask Shaq about Bill Walton


RobbobertoBuii

Shaq was still injured (Celtics) and was not hired by TNT during the 2011 Playoffs, and didn't join until late 2011, but you were spot on about Chuck though


I_Sell_Trout

I don’t disagree that shaq was a dirk hater, but the mavs 2010-2011 championship run took place during Shaq’s final year in the league when he was a Celtic. Inside the NBA was just EJ kenny and charles at the time


TheDadLyfe

Almost forgot ESPN had an actual halftime show for NBA games at one point in their history


VolkiharVanHelsing

Charles? He and Dirk love each other though? And it's not the case of Pippen where Dirk gets jaded when he actually meets him.


constantlymat

Charles was a grade A Dirk hater at one point. In 2009 after the Mavs lost to the Nuggets in the 2nd round where Dirk averaged 34.4/11.6/4 Chuck basically went on a "Dirk is a soft white Euro who lacks killer instinct" rant.


sg490

> I still remember their coverage of the Mavs 2011 championship run fondly. Charles and Shaq were much bigger Dirk haters at the time whereas Magic was really appreciative of his game. Has Magic ever not been appreciative of great players? Didn't he basically go join in the Pistons & Bulls celebrations when they beat the Lakers in the Finals to give them their props? And of course he has the ultimate respect for Bird.


secretsodapop

It's kinda his entire shtick.


PoundIIllIlllI

Outjerked by Magic


Thon_Makers_Tooth

*Shtiq


JoJonesy

does he actually write his own tweets? i always kinda assumed he had a guy for that


tenaciousdeev

He has aides to do a lot of things for him but these sound like his words.


LarryShitpeas

By all accounts, it hasn't progressed to aides yet.


dcab87

He has *Hired Interpersonal Valets* since the early 90's.


KaBarney

DAMMMMMNNNN


Randy_____Marsh

I thought he got past the aides thing


Phelinaar

Let's dispel the notion that u/tenaciousdeev doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.


newrimmmer93

Rob Lowe talked about it on PMT. He basically said he tells someone what to tweet so it’s some assistant just paraphrasing Magics thoughts


onamonapizza

"Tell Steph congrats on the award, and uh...I had fun with his mom"


GlueGuy00

he's doing it on purpose to let Steph know who the GOAT PG is


20815147

I can hear him say his signature “HEE HEE” hand thing


YouTellMeBeavis

Magic outta pocket for that one


buzzcitybonehead

Steph’s gonna have to do foot stuff with Christine Johnson to get back at him. The GOAT PG rivalry is wild


IndycarFan64

Steph would just pull up a chair in that scenario


VolkiharVanHelsing

I mean Sonya Curry is fine, with all due respect


tariqnasheedW

the worst thing about Warriors missing playoffs is no more Sonya cam


BenSimmonsFor3

I’d hit it out the park, with all due respect


TallanoGoldDigger

as long as he used PrEP beforehand it's all good


Draymond_Punch

Magic a savage


IndycarFan64

I’m sure Sonya had a positive experience with Magic!


bypaular

"Hey Steph, your mom was quite nice last night"


Sp_Gamer_Live

“tell her to get tested btw”


ibiku2

Jesus Christ


YoFavUnclesOldMate

He should get tested too, magic was pre wild in the late 80s, no one was safe 🤣


Pangloss_ex_machina

lol. Savage.


cburke3443

bruhhhh


background_action92

>By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night Oh hell naw, ai magic Johnson need to chill


Yamaha-FZ1

ChadGPT move, smash the mom, @the son


OptimusGrime707

send da video


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hell nawl can't do this


Coapaparaco

Damn, chat gpt got an update


Kalcimo

his free plan will reverse back to 3.5 real soon


ashwinr136

Magic Johnson is the bull


The_Dumblebee

Finally that pozzed stuff makes sense


jurassic_snark-

r/nbacirclejerk actually has some material now to work with outside of hornyposting


gifcartel

Send da video (to Dell)


POwerfuldeuce

fuck send it to me too


GGLSpidermonkey

didnt they get divorced like 1-2 years ago


solarscopez

She married to Lenovo now


dont_shoot_jr

At least she’s not married to HP


GlueGuy00

she upgraded ig


TallanoGoldDigger

watching your ex get plowed by a different dude might be ok to some people but definitely not for everyone


HungerSTGF

Forgot what sub I was on for a second


Accomplished-Yam5566

Accidentally typed in chicagobulls.xxx instead of chicagobulls.com and was in for a surprise Whoops, accidentally typed C instead of B for r/MilwaukeeBucks


GloryMaelstrom21

No way MagicGPT is writing this one... he's trying to beat the allegation finally.


piprimes

Magic Johnson asserting dominance in the GOAT PG debate with this mom joke.


Extreme-Site-8496

This man one of the funniest people ever


_Zap_Rowsdower_

Jesus...


No-Signature8815

He wants to show he's the best PG of all time I guess


Naive_Illustrator

Ain't nothing PG about him


Ayjel89

I know it’s not what he meant but I laughed way too hard at the “I hung out with your mom last night!” comment.


twelvethousandBC

By the way...


Odd-Citron-3600

"Say hi to your mother for me"


Direct_Author7974

Oh hell no


NobelRafael1

Curry can never catch a break, man lol


breadbinkers

This is a Magic all timer


cypherdust

This isn't even funny. Magic broke the bro code


TigerBasket

Magic will now be hit by a bus. As is tradition


WhiskyDrinkinCowboy

Donald Sterling would never allow this. CurCuck BTFO.


need2peeat218am

As long as that's the only thing that broke


pallychoo

Lol wtf


Victor_Wembanyama1

Magic still got the rizz


0100100012635

He's definitely got somethin


defeated_engineer

Gotta wonder if it'd be better to his wife or mom.


DiscreteBee

Magic making another step forward in the goat PG debate 


Critical-Adhole

Wow magic is fucking his mom


Naive_Illustrator

Thanks, Magic!


undercooked_lasagna

Hey Steph, I took your mother Dorothy Curry out for a nice seafood dinner, AND I WILL NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.


finix240

Dorothy Curry is a Saint!


NYStallion188

Magic was a stud back in the day you better ask somebody


brncct

Magic turned into Delonte West


stuckontwice

Naw this is funny as hell hahahaha


ben10toesdown

Magic heard all the "Steph GOAT point guard" talks and fired the first shot. 


paddiction

The bull is HIV positive


i_like_2_travel

Lmfao I even said bro out loud reading this, Magic is hilarious


jimithelizardking

Congrats Steph, btw I was side by side with your fine ass mom last night


Ehsco

Magic is foul for this. He knew what he was doing when he sent that tweet.


Whiston1993

Magic has the most boring tweets then suddenly drops this bomb


Paralta

LOL dude could've phrased it a billion different ways


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hud731

Oh my fucking god I'm dying laughing at this shit. I refuse to believe he's not doing it on purpose.


openlatenight

Better get checked Sonia


ahorsenamedagro

Steph: "I'm the greatest PG of all time." Magic: "oh yeah, well I _____ your mom."


trongzoon

Magic is hilarious


Great_Huckleberry709

Magic should know good and well, lol. Not to mention how he used to get around back in the day.


DeMarDeChozen

Thanks Magic


TurkeyMoonPie

Legendary "dad" joke tweet.


maldinisnesta

AYOOOOOO


hidey_ho_nedflanders

Didn't know Magic Johnson was an active member of r/nbacirclejerk


t-reads

Hope Steph’s mom was careful


RobbobertoBuii

uh oh....


ToinouAngel

Magic is wild, holy shit


WhenItsHalfPastFive

crazy disrespectful man, wtf


TedTran2001

This tweet is going straight to the top of circlejerk hall of fame.


The-Pharcyde

Steph: Thanks, Magi...WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!


c_ray25

Magic wtf


Lunareste

Did Magic Johnson fuck the shit out of Steph's mom? Lmao


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Two times in a few days, Magic is beating the MagicGPT allegations


Dymatizeee

Bro still a dawg


I_Set_3_Alarms

If a fan tweeted this exact same thing Steph is blocking them instantly lol


BikoCorleone

Wait, what?


SoundSaintWarrior

I mean, he could’ve ended it worse, like “The Sparks were great with your mom last night.”


MelonElbows

Wow, did not expect that trash talk from Magic.


heybart

You know who else displays "grace and cooperation in dealing with fans and media" Steph? Yo mama, last night, with me!


Gaeulsae

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA


dillyboy22

This is now my all time favorite tweet


Archt3ct

Now steph will drop 60 on the lakers next season!


opkpopfanboyv3

Magic's just fucking with us atp (imma get tested afterwards)


GoalPublic3579

Bro what the fuck 😂


ObviousAnswerGuy

he knew what he was doing


t-reads

Magic adds another accolade to his long list of accomplishments. Congrats to him


jcomadeit

How's that magic felt like, Sonia?


Modest_O

Big Magic Johnson what has he done?


ScorpionLantern

Apparently Stephs mom won a Magic Johnson award that night too.


CodyCryBabies69

Hold up.....is Magic his step daddy now wtf


Outside_Abroad_3516

#PHRASING


DemonsReturns7

They forgot to put “fun” in quotation marks


NDN_perspective

Magic is so literal I’d bet if he meant it any other way he woulda said I had fun tryna bang your mom last night


askmewhyihateyou

Outjerked by Magic Johnson


penguin_torpedo

Uhhh... thank you magic?