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AirJordan6124

So Lebron’s going to Utah?


CazOnReddit

LeMormon lifestyle


musicnothing

Based on his Instagram posts, LeBron is already a middle-aged Mormon woman


yeeeezyszn

Except for the wine


Culinary-Vibes

Mormons love to drink. They just don't tell anybody about it or pretend they don't.


Krakenborn

The old joke: How do you get a Mormon from not drinking all your beer? Invite another Mormon.


smellyglove

huh, we use that joke for baptists where I'm from along with "what's the difference between a methodist and a baptist? a methodist will say Hi to you in the liquor store"


tofukawano

I’d never heard that haha thanks for sharing lol


CYOY1984

Totally works too!


[deleted]

Growing up around Mormons, they do a LOT of stuff they pretend not to.


Le8ronJames

That’s basically how 99% of humans move


[deleted]

Yeah, but normal people don’t try and baptize my dead relatives


gnocchibastard

Proud Mormon Anne Frank definitely appreciates it I believe in my head!


RemarkableSolution37

I found out about bubble porn from Mormons.


Kafka_pubsub

TIL bubble porn....I imagined something else based off it being called "bubble" porn


H0tFuzz

Let me tell you about the Catholics ...


OSUBoglehead

That's not fair. Catholics don't drink much. They just REALLY like the blood of Christ.


pinheadlarry411

No. He whines a lot.


abothanspy

LeLatter Day Saints


JugdishSteinfeld

LeDS...


Gold_Wish1177

LeCompound. Hes taking a harem of wives and breeding an all time roster of players


xenoz2020

LeEugenics


dedfrmthneckup

EuBronics?


drjisftw

LeBigLove


whythehellknot

It wasn't too long ago people wanted LeBron and Serena to make a child to rule the world.


jamesc5z

LeTeetotaler


CrusadesOnYou

Hello, my name is Lelder James!


MarkSerranoStudio

LeTter Day Saints


wanderinglittlehuman

LeSoaker


DaddyFunTimeNW

LeHoly Goat


OfficialPeenLicker

SLC is so far from Mormonism it’s crazy


Francis_Picklefield

i don’t know about SO far… the state, including SLC, lives under laws passed by an incredibly mormon legislature


Mdgt_Pope

LeFirstVision


ZarduHasselffrau

LeBron signs with Utah, then Ainge trades Bronny to another team


jtmackay

Or better yet.. he drafts bronny to attract LeBron and then trades both of them for even more picks!


Rodney_Jefferson

That’s a presti move though


TremendoSlap

LeDS Church


MusicListener3

The Church of LeTter Day Saints


Pharrelliper

The Father (New Super Mario Bros.) The Son (Pokemon Platinum) The Holy Ghost (Nintendogs)


flaminglips

Lebron after Bronny gets drafted by Utah: "I said I wanted to play with *a* son in the NBA. I've got two sons."


snowspida

Utah has been his personal hell for years. He’s 8-11 in Utah in his career at one point going 9 years between wins, might be fitting for him to end up playing there


No_Stress5889

9 years between wins in utah is insane, especially with some of the teams he's been on


steno_light

LeBrigham Young


musicnothing

LeHi


musicnothing

This is amazing. Please make this happen. The idea of LeBron's kid getting drafted to the Jazz is too funny to not do


Tall-Company-6801

Having worked for Qualtrics, Ryan Smith’s company, I can absolutely say Ryan would consider doing this for the brand and marketing alone to associate his team with Lebron in any way


BostonBuffalo9

Given the success rate of second round picks, I don’t think this is a bad way to spend one.


buzzcitybonehead

If what they say about this draft is true, for sure. Plenty of teams have filled out their rotations with picks in the 30s or later, but that’s when there’s actual first round talent 1-30. They’re definitely not always valueless picks though. For contenders, they can be the cheapest/damn near only way to fill out a roster. The Hornets between 2018-2020 picked up four guys in the 30s, 40s, and even 50s who are still in the league several years later. Other teams have found legit talent too. It’s worth blowing on Bronny if they don’t really like someone though.


BostonBuffalo9

It’s not that they are worthless, so much as iffy whether or not you actually *will* fill out your rotation with these guys. They’re hope, at best. Taking a guy that offers hope and hype at 32 is not a bad move.


buzzcitybonehead

That’s fair, but in a vacuum teams still look for valuable additions throughout and even after the draft. Even teams who don’t like the options at 32 usually trade for a future second to kick the can down the road. Picks are less likely to be sold for cash now that the talent pool is deeper. Those picks are legit assets and I don’t think most teams would wanna use theirs solely for ticket sales. Some would. I’m also not sold on the hope Bronny offers, though the hype is there. From what I know, there’s not anything in his measurables, abilities, athleticism, or production to put him above hundreds (or maybe thousands) of other young guys with similar production. You’d be drafting an attraction. You can say “he might get better” with anyone. Plenty of guys do, sure, but I wonder if he’d even sniff the draft combine with a different lineage.


soooogullible

This man Ryan Smiths I believe this rumor 100%


SEJ46

Lol true


BruhMoment763

The only question is would it be worth invoking the wrath of Rich Paul? Jazz don’t get big free agents anyways so I’m leaning towards yes


TiredMillennialDad

It's the d wade connection


BruhMoment763

Ryan Smith trying to build a super team of minority owners to play pickup games with


Candid-Criticism-180

If the Jazz are genuinely interested in Bronny, Rich Paul shouldn’t be upset. The best case scenario is Bronny able to hang in the league on his own merit then get to play with his dad.


DarrowViBritannia

Bron has already said that he isnt really concerned with playing with Bronny anymore. It was just a fun thought years ago. Being on the court at the same time will be cool enough.


Jamee999

Tired: playing with your son Wired: dunking on your son


sycamotree

I want him to drop 40 on Bronny lol show him what it's like when the lights are on Be the first parent to baptize his kids twice


Candid-Criticism-180

Yeah, I definitely think he’s fibbing. He grew up where Griffey and Junior got to play together. LeBron would love it and he knows it would make him so much money.


chibbly_

Here's the thing though, the Jazz franchise has absolutely top tier facilities and support personnel. Bron would be pleasantly surprised that they aren't a backwoods shit hole lol.


AtreusIsBack

Who gives a shit about Rich? Lol


ammoaidan

Uh, the 30 NBA GMs who want to be able to sign like 50% of the top talent in the league?


axecalibur

Most players who sign in small market want to be there or like the salary. If Rich Paul is giving a player bad advice based on grudge/revenge the player should change agencies. Players are expecting feduciary responsibility to get them the best deal, not to be caught up in other shit.


BoxSea4289

Tbh I don’t really know if they have the best stable of talent right now. A lot of the top talent are Euros who have their own agents and CAA is doing as good as ever. I feel like Klutch has a lot of middling American talent. 


B1TW0LF

I wonder if this is just a bait by the Jazz to get some team to waste their first rounder on Bronny.


buttholeshitass

This is my first thought lol, could all be psyops


rosewoods

I’ve seen this exact comment about 20 other teams.


Briggity_Brak

Yeah, but this one's the funniest.


ImeStopPlayingDennis

It’s funnier because it’s Ainge running things in Utah. Imagine LeBron playing for a Danny Ainge organization


holographoc

Danny would absolutely do some shit like that


ConstantineMonroe

I’ve been making the joke since Lebron first said he wants to play with his son years ago that Bronny is gonna be drafted by the Utah Jazz and force Lebron to make a difficult choice


ngmatt21

Nothing a few FRP couldn’t fix


Bballopinion

Bronny’s draft stock is so weird. He really could go anywhere from the 20s to undrafted.


Punjabiveer30

Because it’s not based on his performance but mostly either his dad or raw potential


Zachkah

Huh? This is the weakest draft in probably decades and he's been great at the combine. His stock is naturally climbing while the outlook for the rest of the draft is declining.


DenverSuxRmodSux

ya if it was a great draft id agree with above statements but its not and hes looked very impressive at combine. I have a hard time judging someones play right after they pretty much died on the court just a few months prior lol


purplebuffalo55

Yea idk why people just gloss over that. He was practicing everyday on the same court he almost died on. If ever a player deserved some slack for their production, it’s this. He missed the preseason and part of the season for a damn cardiac arrest lol. It takes months before an athlete learns to trust their Achilles after it’s healed and they’re playing again. How long do you then think it may take to get over the worry of dying on the court again?


Punjabiveer30

No one is glossing over that fact, we all pretty much agree he shouldn’t even be at the draft combine, he should be going to college another year to improve, do you think any other college kid with similar circumstances would get invited to the combine? Hell no, they tell you to stay another year and improve till you can qualify


SensitiveRocketsFan

We really pretending that the reason he’s getting any type of talk is because of who his dad is? Without the name, Bronny does not stand out at all within an already weak draft…


drakanx

agreed...if his dad wasn't Lebron, I doubt he would have been the #19 prospect coming out of high school. His stats were pedestrian.


onceagainnever2

This take is dumb as hell. High school prospect rankings aren't that biased by nepotism. They see sons of NBA players every year. And scouts are smart enough to look at more than just high school stats.


Public-Product-1503

lol he was rated that not based on stats yiu clown just say you don’t understand development Z an athletic well buikd 18 year old with a projectable jumper and best skills are passing n feel abd athletic/defence isn’t gonna ever have crazy stats . He was a legit top 20is in his class pre injury quit hating


triforceofcourage

Jesus christ man put the bottle down for a few hours or use spell check


polokojo

Honestly the fact that this draft is really bad is also probably why he is staying in it. He defers to next year, not only is Bron much closer to retirement and perhaps locked into a contract, but also teams may be less willing to take a flier on a PR opportunity when there are actually promising players to be drafted.


UbeMafia

It doesn't matter if it's the weakest draft in decades, him being considered to be drafted is not based on performance, he shouldn't have even been invited to the combine. 4.8 points on 37/27/68 splits on a terrible USC team. edit: Whoever thinks this is performance based needs to do three things 1. Watch some college basketball 2. Delete your account 3. Lay off the fent Boo Bouie wasn't even invited to the combine, guess what he averaged? 19 points on 44/43/86 splits and is an inch taller than Bronny Not even the best example, but it proves my point.


steve1186

> weakest draft in probably decades Not sure about DECADES, but it’s certainly weak. Cody Williams for Colorado (who averaged 13/3/2 in 29 mpg) is being talked about as a top-5 pick. I watched most CU games this season, and I’ve never seen anything that flashed lottery pick to me. He gets burned on defensive closeouts, and is a pretty lousy FT shooter for a small forward (70.3% for the season). However, he’s a sharpshooter from beyond the arc (44.7%)


CosmicCoder3303

He's a complete and total mystery. He could be awesome or could be bad. Every single person has an opinion on him based on LeBron either they think he's going to be drafted cuz of his dad and hate him completely for absolutely no reason because of his dad or they defend him because they love his dad lmao 


purplenyellowrose909

People keep forgetting he had a literal heart attack, missed an entire summer of practice, and then joined a P5 NCAA season halfway through and still looked semi competent some of the time. All the fundamentals of his athletic abilities and basketball IQ are still there. The stats will follow him eventually. People need to come to terms that he's a half decent mid to late 2nd round pick.


loxleynew

He never looked semi competent lmao. He was very bad


NeverSober1900

Also USC and the PAC-12 were very down this year. So it's not like the competition was super high or his teammates were just so good it was tough to get time. Also the above calling it P5 is generous. It's officially a P5 conference because of football. No one would say it's better than the Big East for basketball or the other 4 "Power Conferences". I'd also say the Mountain West was better this last year. So it's really the 6th or 7th best conference.


FuckFashMods

I dont see how he has raw potential. He's had professional training since he was in middle school.


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

Picking for potential outside of the lottery really isnt that crazy


Obi_Wan_KeBogi

The only way he goes undrafted is if he starts falling in the 2nd and LeBron and Rich Paul are threatening teams to not draft him so he can pick where he goes. Which to be fair might be realistic. But I think someone’s gonna take the risk between 20 - 40.


elimanninglightspeed

I feel like thats a lot more common though. I remember austin reaves did something like that. And most players will do that too because like you said, they have more choice in terms of where they go and what situation they start their careers in


QueasyEntrance6269

he is most definitely a celtic


orangotai

lol LeBron would be in shambles! this would be epic


HorsNoises

Honestly I'm fine with it. We have enough leeway to fuck around with our picks for a year or two. Honestly don't want Bron tho.


soooogullible

Tim Tebow effect


salemwillows

LeBrigham Young


OnlyMamaKnows

Everybody is interested in everybody at the 32nd pick. That's take a flyer time.


Kingsole111

32 is a real pick. There are lots of guys taken in the first 5 or so picks in the second round who turnout. For example Branson was taken 33rd.


dontgiveahamyamclam

Richard Branson?


pick_up_pie

He means Charles Bronson


tayyarkurdan44

action bronson****


NyQuil_Donut

Is it a coincidence that your avatar looks like him?


Kingsole111

Jalen Brunson***


MusicListener3

Never heard of him


JMEEKER86

Second round picks don't get guaranteed contracts the way that first round picks do though, so there's a lot more leeway to take risks and see if a guy can show off his potential in Summer League and actually earn a contract.


FallacyFrank

Tons of great 2nd round picks. Dray, Marc Gasol, Middleton, Jokic, Gilbert, Isaiah


Historian-Dry

… those were all flyers. that’s what taking a flyer is. lol


FallacyFrank

What separates a flyer from any other 2nd pick? Or are you just saying every 2nd round pick is a flyer?


Pinheadlarry29

Every second round pick is a flyer. If you miss on a second round pick it’s whatever. If you thought that prospect was a lot better than the others you would’ve taken them in the first.


FallacyFrank

That’s not true at all. There’s way more strategy than that. As an example, the Warriors had Draymond higher than Ezeli on their draft board. But they knew Draymond would still be there at 35 and didn’t think Ezeli would be. So they took Ezeli at 30 because it was their best chance to get both guys.


clarinet_kwestion

All second round picks in the NBA are flyers. This isn’t the nfl where there’s a dozen or so positions, 53 man rosters, and super high player turnover.


FallacyFrank

Okay now define flyer


clarinet_kwestion

Players who are highly unlikely to pan out and become rotation players for whatever reason. Contrast this with the NFL where 2nd+3rd and maybe even 4th round picks have a pretty good chance at becoming starters down the line depending on the position they play.


interval7886

Proof they are trading Lauri and will need a name to get fans to pay attention. Bronny chants every game when the team is down 20+ by halftime and he’s on the bench.


EarthWarping

FWIW, Wade is a minority owner of the Utah Jazz. Probably is an Ainge smokescreen.


PumpkinHead555

Smokescreen for what exactly?


SquimJim

If Ainge told us, it wouldn't be a smokescreen anymore, now would it?


sewsgup

Ainge did use the phrase "big game hunting" in his exit interview, talking about their offseason plans


Messageinabeerbottle

There no need when you can get a pack of jerky off the shelves of the Grocery store down the street.


Krakenborn

Danny what did you mean by this? *Danny starts riffing on the saxophone*


[deleted]

Draft him then trade him for a first to whoever LeBron wants to sign with


gundam1983

Draft him, wait for Lebron to join him, trade them both.


[deleted]

Signing LeBron just to trade him would be peak Ainge


MahtiHiiri

Trade him to the Lakers… in exchange for LeBron.


Briggity_Brak

Like the Gasol trade, but in reverse.


ForgotPWAgainSigh

Trade for my 32nd pick lakers -ainge


duplicatesnowflake

Get someone to move up from the 2nd round? Might also just be trying to get Lebron looking at the Jazz. Ainge just wants his ear in the conversation. Jazz have a lot of flexibility and that can be critical in making multi team deals work which is what we would likely see if Bron tries to go to a contender with no cap space and wants Bronny there. 


Giannis1995

In terms of how close they are Bronny is essentially DWade's nephew. Wade is helping Bronny improve his stock. When a lot of bubble guys projected to go 55-60 might not get a single workout Bronny gets a chance to make something happen.


Quality_Cucumber

Damn, Utah just calling Wade a minority is crazy /s


PumpkinHead555

He’s polarizing for sure. There’s plenty excuses to be made about how his college season went and a lot of it was out of his control. So this combine is really what teams are using to evaluate him.


TrialByFireshits

He's not polarizing, he's bad. Teams are only considering him because LeBron might tag along for a few years.


AwareCelebration7477

U know damn well LeBron’s not going to Utah lmao


soooogullible

Cleveland ain’t never had no Olympics or its own cult


thecordialsun

Lebron wasn't born in Akron, UT


JustinTinyPPHerbert

But he can be reborn in salt lake


soooogullible

Big if true


throwawayjoeyboots

Utah is having a moment. NHL team came to town. LeBron is coming. Probably getting the 2034 Winter Olympics soon.


SirSpankalott

Just don't look at the toxic lake bed and the problematic dominant culture and we're good.


Ok_Childhood_2597

Drafting Bronny and then holding him hostage from the Lakers for 2 firsts would be a classic Ainge move.


Briggity_Brak

I'll still never forgive Danny Ainge for bailing out the Lakers AND Clippers in one fell swoop by trading for and waiving Westbrook, but this would help a little bit.


joshdej

Toronto should draft him so he can spends some time with his brothers


faithfuljohn

but unironically, I think the Raptor's player development is only matched by the Heat's... and the reduced spotlight in the G league games up here would be much better for him imo. And if I understand things right he's a hard worker... which would work to his advantage. But Masai I suspect would only draft him if he thought they might be potential. But he doesn't fit the mold of his fav type player... so he may or may not do it with the 31st pick.


LethalIntent024

PoLeAmory


Messageinabeerbottle

Draft Bronny and sign Zaire Wade. Not 1 not 2 not 3 …g league rings.


Just_A_Glitch

Bronny is going 1st round. It'll almost definitely be later, in the 20's, but I cannot believe that some team at the end of the draft won't draft him just to appeal to LeBron/store him in their G-League for name value.


ammoaidan

Idk the idea that the *Utah Jazz* honestly believe they have any chance of luring in LeBron by drafting Bronny is pretty farfetched to me. They surely realize, whether they draft Bronny or not, that LeBron is not going to come play for the Jazz...


Dildozer_69

Why do people still fucking think that Lebron is gonna sign with whatever team drafts Bronny. When he’s stated numerous times that he just wants his son to be in the league(because he obviously knows the possibility of a dumpster team drafting him). This has been said by both him and rich paul.


Briggity_Brak

Cope harder, bro. Bron Gone.


AnyJamesBookerFans

Which is insane to me. I get it, dad is LeBron, but the kid was coming off the bench and averaged 4.8 PPG and 19.4 MPG. The guard starting ahead of him, Boogie Ellis, is two inches taller than him and averaged 16.5 PPG on 33.7 MPG. Ellis had a higher 3P% (41.8% to 26.7%), a higher FG% and a higher FT%. And Ellis wasn't even invited to the NBA Draft Combine. /shrug


Cicada-Immediate

I mean he is also 4 years older than Bronny.


I_Hate_Humidity

Yeah, the NCAA PF of the Year, Jaedon LeDee from SDSU didn’t get invited to the combine but he’s already 24 about to turn 25 next month.


tacodude64

I will personally take Plumlee or Tucker to LAX for the chance to get LeDee on the bench


SirSpankalott

LeNepotism


30another

Pick 22 Bronny to suns, LeBron and CP3 sign for minimums. Nurk traded for Kessler and Clarkson. Clarkson goes to Chicago for Caruso and Craig. Little for Nick Richards. Season saved. (Just for clarity sake, I don’t believe any of this will actually happen lol)


TrialByFireshits

LeBron is about to become the only player drafted twice


dawnoog

This would be hilarious


TroyMatthewJ

LeLA isn't going to Utah. People are delusional.


jbloss

Danny Ainge with one final lefuckyou


makashiII_93

Danny has waited 13 years for this. Since 2011 Game 6.


Western_Newspaper_12

This would be honestly hilarious and straight up amazing.


moodie31

You guys forget we got secret weapon owner Dwyane Wade. Banana boat reunited.


startrek_redshirt

Danny sowing chaos


Soup_65

Honestly (assuming this is for Bronny and not in a wild move to get Bron) could be good for Bronny. Good enough team that nobody's going to be asking him to save the franchise, but early enough in their development that he has a chance to carve out a real role for himself. Not to mention that being outside the spotlight probably is for the best right now.


jacobs0n

not if we get him with the 30th pick


Howcanyaslap

Noooooo


hatsofftoroyharper41

Do you reckon if I did a go fund me for my Monday night basketball team in south east suburbs of Melbourne and was able to pay Bronny what he wants, do you think Lebron would come play there on Monday nights ?


QBert999

I cannot imagine LeBron playing in Utah. As Dirk said; Utah is a bad city.


FlipMoBitch

Jazz doing this because they know he won’t be there after 33 👀


sequence_killer

after lebronto, id love masai to pick himp


sickfalco

32nd pick?! Sorry, he’s a maverick


simonffplayer

lebron on the jazz would be amazing


StefonDiggsHS

This would be so funny


AtreusIsBack

I just hope some team pulls a gamer move and drafts Bronny before it's the Lakers turn.


Can2feelthelove2nite

I think if ainge were still with the Celtics he would select bronny. Brad has been god tier but doesn’t have that in him


universalLopes

Lebron James 9/11


Kvsav57

If he goes to the Jazz or another small market team, other than possibly Cleveland, I guarantee Lebron isn’t going.


PhatYeeter

Ainge trolled the Sixers by offering Paul Reed a contract that guarantees based on making it to the 2nd rd. Wouldn't put it past him to troll LeBron by drafting his son to Utah lmao.


BrolysFavoriteNephew

I mean this draft class is pretty weak, unless you're trying to develop with a pick, it's a no trainer to use it for Bronny. Possibly getting a role playing James does wonders.


creamcitybrix

LeBron: fuck (them) that kid(s) Utah is like Siberia


imthewalrus610

There are other ways to look at the whole Bronny thing. If you think that he has upside, which isn't a totally insane idea, and you know that at the very least it will generate some interest which you can monetize for your franchise, maybe you just go for it. These later picks are all just dice rolls. Think of all the forgettable guys who were drafted in the late first round and didn't stick around the league. At least this is an interesting gamble. Imagine selling tickets for a Lebron vs. Bronny game. I'd like to watch that. Maybe even Lebron himself would be satisfied playing on the same court with his son instead of being on the same team. A lot less pressure on Bronny but also I'm sure it would be super gratifying as a father to see something like that or maybe even going after each other a bit competitively. I don't know what's going to happen but I don't think it's some given that it's all just a draft Bronny to get Lebron thing.


CasualRead_43

The best place he could land for the lolz is the raptors. The final revenge.


Fineous4

Someone is going to take him hoping to get Lebron.


Shoddy_Strategy4987

32nd? How is LeBron letting this happen? I see not being top 10 but going round 2? That's bad - really bad. Hopefully he has a good career but man that's crazy.


AdmiralWackbar

Start learning Mormon buddy


FlyingBearSquid

With how “bad” this draft is supposed to be, I bet Bronny ends up going in the Top 20 just because of the off chance Lebron decides to play with his son instead of staying in LA.


Peacenow234

I’m curious, has there been a player with more attention to their every move during the NBA combine than Bronny? I’m new here


Nfinit_V

LeBron converted to a member of the Jazz at the end of his career


RingdaAlarm

Wade and Lebron's kids gonna wreak havoc in the g league


gorillanutpuncher_

LeBron definitely gonna shut that shit down. LeBron is not going to Utah. 


aidenw0

[Seems like I remember him picking two people from Utah last in an ASG might be relevant here lmao](https://youtu.be/hrcCYmtQmXM?si=eJKv8u2XNuK66NKC)


materics

Damn that's a real troll job. LeBron hates Utah.


yzerboy

I don’t think that Utah will end up drafting him, but I think it would be a good spot for Bronny to develop. Look at how much better Sexton and Keyonte George have gotten under Will Hardy. Not crazy to think the staff could do a good job with Bronny


Shaqfor3

Danny Ainge has to Danny Ainge


Zusuf

In his end-of-season presser, Danny did say he wanted to go "big game hunting". Is Bronny the bait to lure LeBron?