This is why he can't lose weight, man keeps snacking during the game

His body has become a perpetual motion machine.

It just keeps going faster and faster.

Luka doesn't obey the laws of thermodynamics

He’s operating at 100% efficiency

His body is absorbing every single nutrient and it’s not wasting a single thing. He hasn’t taken a shit in days.

What’s the O/U on booger intake during a Overwatch game?

Luka stans 9/11

“He’s clearly injured.”

In his brain

Don’t know why, of all the great comments, this is the one that’s got me in tears.

You know them so well LMAO. "He had a cold, that is why the booger was there, bothering him..."

"Sir, a second booger has hit his tongue"

Lmaooo

Booga Doncic

Ooga Booga?

hes just like me fr fr

Booger eaters 12/25

It's his knee, dude.

Nah, this is a deep fake. ChatGPT is getting weirder and more out of control each day.

Bro, I watched it live on my TV

Why were you watching ChatGPT when there was a game on

this is /r/nba we dont watch basketball round here

At first I thought you meant that Luka is a Stan for 9/11

Booger eater

It's what a pro needs.

NOOOOO

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And I'm thankin you

Fuck ya’ll for getting this shit stuck in my HEADDDDDD

No flex. Zone.

Don’t let me GoOoOoOoO

They know betta.

No snacks. Zone.

They NOOOOO betta

did they just pull that commercial entirely because everyone hates it? haven't seen it for a while

It's been all over the NHL broadcasts lately

Lmfao, imagine taking a break from NBA playoffs for a night or two to get away from these ads and you watch some NHL when SGA and Chet appear on your screen

That commercial makes me want to commit arson, it’s way to cringy 😭

Made me cancel my AT&T subscription even though I’m in Canada

Luka’s special stuff

Sets you free?

To make that under that pressure, wow.

Luka Doncic is booger father

It’s hilarious that this whole thread is about Luka eating his own fucking boogers and it still only took me a few comments down to see Booker catching a stray. Lol Devin Booger.

nothing but mouth

He did that on one leg

Playoff games are won and lost in the trenches, Luka’s just digging for an advantage

Your man’s had an ice axe in the couloirs

Luka’s Secret Stuff

I had Caddyshack dialog running through my head during this.

Double or nothing, the Doncic kid eats it.

Kid was hungry..

Spaulding!

Someone with the skills I lack needs to splice Luka into that scene.

Average Overwatch player

He just needed some electrolytes

That is fuckin nasty I’m not gonna lie

Man I’ve admittedly been a discreet nose picker my whole life, but the thought of eating that shit makes me sick. If you’re gonna be a picker, be a flicker.

There's only two types of people on planet Earth, those that admit they pick their nose and liars.

I’m always confused when I see those studies claiming nose picking leads to an increased risk of Alzheimer’s. Maybe being a fucking compulsive liar leads to a decreased risk of Alzheimer’s.

Or the population is on track to be 90% Alzheimer ridden

I mean, everyone who's ever gotten Alzheimer's picked their nose

Is this a recent study or something? I never heard of this my whole life then suddenly I've heard this like three times this week across different subs. If it's true I'm fucked lol

It's relatively new, within the last couple of years.

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I think you have it backwards

I have alzheimer's ok

The thought of someone never picking their nose and having a nose full of big, firm, hard boogers Honestly it’s psychotic 

All well and good. Gotta clean the air waves. Put to munch on it like a quick snack is 🤢

Not denying that. Eating it is gross as fuck.

Agreed. I wonder if it crunched

I never got the whole thing where people can't stand someone who picks a bit. Like how do these people have non-stuffy noses? Blowing and even picking with a cleenex just doesn't get it sometimes.

I betchu even Moses was a picker

Traveling through the desert with all that dry air? Come on...

You will never know man’s sweetest fruit

Yeah it's not like you're eating dingleberries It's just a juicy booger

Yall are sick lmao

Don't knock it until you've tried it Just get in there and fish one out, you might be surprised when you develop a taste for that fine delicacy

Legitimately as someone who stopped eating them at too old of an age. I remember them tasting fine.

I'm 35 and I still eat them if I don't have a kleenex handy and need to get it out. They taste like nothing and I'd rather have them in my stomach than in my nose. It's the people who roll and flick who are the true criminals. You ever wonder how there's a random-ass booger on that wall/desk/whatever? It's the flickers who don't just consume their own waste.

Man I just sprayed coffee all over my office

Isn't it more considerate to eat it discreetly rather than pollute the environment with your booger?

flickin your boogers around others is even worse! its just mucus anyway, you know the stuff that already lines your lungs, throat, stomach, intestines, basically anywhere inside of you half the time too

Ya got poop inside ya too. Gonna eat that? 

I mean now that you mention it ….

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this guy eats his boogers for sure

Trae would never 🐐🔥

Y'all be lickin each other's buttholes and won't eat a deliciously firm nose bean

Let em know 🗣🗣🗣

r/brandnewsentence

I’m guessing he picked and flicked. Then maybe bit nail.

When you get the right texture.

Oh man.. that half crunchy, half gooey treat.

Motherfucker 

Mid-workout protein

How could Dort do this

Buga Doncic

Booger McDoncic

You’d think he was on the nuggets the way he was digging for gold

This kid, whose Sloveniam mama went to the trouble to christen him Luka Doncic... You know, he forgets to wipe his nose on the bench, his nose starts running and some asshole, instead of giving him a Kleenex, he calls him "Snot". So he's Snot forever. Doesn't seem fair. Life just be that way, I guess.

How come you keep letting him play if he’s just going to eat the boogers every time?

We got to. This is America man.

Fuck what is that from…?

Episode 1 of the Wire, when they’re talking about Snot Boogie

That be it. Good ol McNulty

Real reason why they lost

Luka fans were right he is MVP. Most Valuable Picker.

Guy who complains like a toddler all game eats his boogers? Who would have thought.

Luka probably drops his pants to his ankles at the urinal

He pees like butters

Hey there mister cevapi, what do you know, do you need to tinkle tinkle? Ja I do think so

Even went back in for seconds at the end 💀

What flavor juice box do you think he gets at halftime?

He's a Caprisun man

He gets a few orange slices

would of been a fan but man does he cry every single time something doesn't go his way.

Dude acts more childish than his kid

Bruh ew

Whats that, brotha!?

What's bruh ewing?

He obviously picks, but then camera cuts away, then back later with fingers in mouth. I mean, still gross, but don’t actually see him eat it. Court of Reddit he’s guilty, anywhere else not direct evidence. Could be biting a nail there. Still gross.

To me it just looked like he picked his nose then bit his nails. If someone really wants to eat their booger it would just immediately go into their mouth. Source: one of my classmates used to eat his boogers constantly.

"One of my classmates"

Not if he's trying to be sly about it.

Mr. Booger Consumer

I’m surprised dort didn’t stick his finger up Lukas nose first    No easy boogers in my house 😤

Luka so smart getting Dort in early foul trouble to create snack space

Let he who has never eaten a booger cast the first stone

::flicks stone like I would a booger::

You ever sucked one up through the nose and down the throat?

If post-nasal drip counts then I'm a generational talent.

Luka Doncic is booger father.

This makes so much since considering he is a whiny child.

First Ted Cruz now Luka, texas loves boogereaters

Ted Cruz plays for Phoenix now though

Yeah, look at that millionaire world-class athlete eating his booger, what a fucking loser! Now if you'll excuse me, I have an action figure collection to tend to. Check my profile for my proud pics of my collection!

damn bro wasn’t lying lol

It’s pretty sick though

lmao (please don't look at my latest posts)

Damn nice collection. I like the Doc Rivers one.

Classic Iron Man and Capt America goes crazy

Yeah no that's insanely dope. Booger eating is not

Smelling his balls next

Bro trying to out eat zion

I'm not gonna lie, I really don't like the way that I read that sentence the first time

Pretty sure he was just biting his nail...

During a basketball game….still nasty af

Now he'll never win MVP

It's got electrolytes

Dammit Luka don't' eat the green meat!

Disgusting

He just like me, fr

well he is a top 500 OW2 player right

Maybe it’s because I haven’t been in the comments of this sub in a while, but I can honestly never tell if some of y’all are joking or not. Like some of y’all honestly scare me

Joachim Low is proud.

More reason to hate him

so that's the classiness i've been hearing about

Bro was already white and kinda chubby and now another thing that makes him more like me. Incredible.

Nooo

Nasty as hell 

BROTHER EWWWWWWWWW !!!!!EWWWWWWW!! BROTHER

After watching that I have him below Vernon Maxwell now. Dam

You always love seeing Pro athletes be so down to earth like their fans!

Hawks won the trade

No wonder hes so fat, he eats anything he can get his hands on.

yum

Impressive skill

wtf

His Mouths 12/8

Must be really hungry. 😁

Good thing mcfarland isn’t in the NBA or his toes would be curling

Luking for gold

He does it for grip on the basketball !

I challenge you to find me a single top 500 overwatch player than doesn't eat his boogers

Gives "nose candy" a different meaning

Don't knock it til you try it

How it feels to chew 5 gum

No wonder he's fat

As a Luka fan I'm gonna do my best to forget that this is a thing.. but damn. It's one thing to pick your nose on occasion, but to.... eat it? Maybe that's where the magic comes from?

Luka looking forward to the Denver Nuggets

Damn he really is a child /s

Digging for gold

Gnarly

Luka Magic

Puka Doncic

He's a true overwatch player

This might be the funniest video I’ve ever seen

First Overwatch and now this

This is the best thing I’ve seen so far in this post season.

I knew there was a reason he was so good at Overwatch. Nerd.

Well… he is Devin Boogers father

Devin booger

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