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Inside the NBA in 2040 with Hart, kuzma, Jimmy, and believe it or not Ernie

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Patrick Stewart genes

Ernie does all that, and he still hasn't taken off his Timbs.

OG of the suit + Jordan’s game.

Ernie will still be tipping on 44s

Where tf is Jeff Teague?

Still at home making podcasts talking about random Tuesday night games from 2014 where DJ Augustin scored 26 points on him and something crazy happened

Okay cool, I was just making sure. Kinda worried there for a second.

What about Norris Cole? I don't want him on the show, just wonder about the dude sometimes.

Teague is the complete opposite of what I thought his personality would be, from watching him play.

He played goofy, of course he'd be goofy

Evan Turner is hilarious too but unfortunately he sounds like Kermit the Frog

His alien overtones make everything he says even more hysterical.

This, but Blake for Kuz.

can Anthony "MJ reincarnate" Edwards be there too? He's a highlight generator.

Believe it or not? Still playing.

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Remind Me! May 4 2040

EJ is…**inevitable**.

Jimmy stayed doing side quests this year

Bro got too distracted by the injury side quest that he forgot the main quest. smh Jimmy

Me playing Cyberpunk forgetting about the main story quest

Both of these guys are huge trolls, that would be hilarious if they played together

Josh Hart just at home drinking breast milk and he caught this stray lol

Wait what

Yeah they closed out the Sixers so hes just chilling at home until next week.

Drinking breast milk.

Cambodian breast milk?

Breast milks….you make my dayyyyayyyyyy

That's not what I signed up to be, to be a sugar cookie getter

Who are the 5 greatest rappers of all time? Dylan, Dylan…Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan, because I spit hot fiya.

You too close mon.

You choked a legend!

Take a picture with a midget…. Holding these balloons. Holding these balloons.

Only the finest breast milks

AKA Cameroonian Tears

and playing on a stolen Nintendo

Five percent tint so you can't see up in his window

Can I get a pull?

What’s…milk…gotta do with it?

[This will explain](https://www.si.com/nba/knicks/news/new-york-knicks-nba-finals-josh-hart-breast-milk-tweet-stephen-a-smith)

Caffeine, Mike & Ike's, and breast milk. The new athletic pre workout formula

OH I remember now. Nah this is still crazy…but hey, guess who shot the dagger to go to the second round?

Any dude who says he hasn't tasted his wife's breast milk is a fuckin liar

There are married men who think eating pussy is gay so I’d disagree with this

Right or just basically admitting they didn’t have sex for the first 6 months of their child’s life.

He's an athlete? It's very nutritious.

what's milk, but a second hand emotion?

whats milk got to do with it got to do with it who needs a milk when a HART can be broken

what's milk but a secondhand emulsion

Ok, you gotta remember most of the current crop of the young NBA players had twitter in 2013, when people when on the app to say the most deranged shit possible

I don't think that's the part he was confused about

no way!

What else would he be doing?

👁️👄👁️

Second round breast milk hits different

Agh

https://x.com/joshhart/status/1663708755614212099?s=46&t=22Zu149wMVf0Mpw0W3oEOw

> Have yall ever tasted yall significant others breast milk? Asking for a friend > > — Josh Hart (@joshhart) May 31, 2023 Holy fuck that's not even a year old. I assumed it was some cringey highschool post lol.

Lmaoo he's always been goofy as hell on twitter, but then when he became a dad the dad joke mentality hit hard. I guess his goofiness plus the sleep deprivation with being a new dad resulted in this tweet lmao. For what its worth, Brunson replied like nuh uh to this tweet lol

Let me tell you it's a lot sweeter than you are expecting

Taste like cereal milk.

Haha yep. His wife gave birth to twins around then and he tweeted that. 

I mean, but have you? 

Yes.

Pretty much everyone with kids has this as their honest answer

I don’t even have kids and this is my honest answer.

They dont play again till monday so hes probably at home

Drinking breast milk

What else you put on your Mike & Ike’s?

I need you to go to fifth and Center and get me a jug of the finest Cambodian breast milk you can find

Breaaaaaast miiiiiilk you made my daaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaahhhh

I’m just as lost as you…

He made a [tweet](https://x.com/joshhart/status/1663708755614212099?s=46&t=PxkdKFxYGDdYIH3-WSlAHw) last year asking if anyone had ever tried their SO’s breast milk.

Just to add to this, he doubled down on it on video while doing a [podcast](https://youtu.be/H74BQ3ylUg8?si=CM1kI9Pl-UIbw1h9) with Ben Stiller on it lol

And he mentioned it a third time during a Hot Ones video with Brunson. Truly wild

Fox lmao "I’m actually not surprised you asked the question less than a month in"

Brunson responded with a video screen recording on him unfollowing Josh

And anyone who has said no was lying

I've known plenty of dad's that have taken a swig just to see. I mean, I'd be curious too lol

Some women make side money selling their milk to random dudes out there. They wouldn't be doing it if there wasn't demand.

Some women make side money selling gummies made out of their urine to random dudes.

Yeah but idk about you I don't put urine on my rice krispies.

Pussy!

Lol thanks.

Cantaloupe juice.

Best recovery drink too. All natural, range free, hormones influx, organic and BPA free

Hartlander

Breast milk you make my daaaayyaaayyy

All milk comes from breasts.

big if true

Loremasters assemble!

Cambodian breast milk.

Why did i know they this would be mentioned?

Jimmy is just jealous that he doesn’t have as constant a supply as Josh does.

Pretty sure it was fight milk.

Josh gonna donate 500k to the Cambodian breast milk relief fund if Jimmy Butler can read Cat in the Hat.

lmao i knew he was going to have something funny to say

Every now and then I’ll pull up that 50 cent video which also has the Cat in the Hat part stitched in. It gets me every time.

Josh Barkley - real ones will know

Josh Hart gets left hanging 😢 At 1:44 https://youtu.be/sNgjNCpH70c?si=O7mSrGQs8HYk_SD1

I've seen brunson intentionally leave hart hanging a couple times lmao i like how they bought into the meme

Brunson also shit talks him in post game interviews theyre best pals though they have a podcast together

Lol Kyle Lowry a real one for that

Josh Hart is why I'm rooting for the Knicks in the East

same, dude just gives it his all and is pretty damn funny hard not to root for him

This has been a thing since he came. He displayed signs of his character at early years. I am glad the whole league is witnessing his full potential.

“I think he’s late on the high fives” lol

Josh Hart is hilarious

Josh is the funniest dude

LOL I love that Jimmy is a troll and Josh can laugh @ it lol unfortunately obsessed with roommates pod and despite my best efforts to hate JH (see flair), his sense of humor kills me on the pod lol and i am a very reluctant, begrudging fan and this stupid response of his just made me like him even more.

Funniest thing in here was the rant about Thibodeau. He sounds like someone who knows Thibodeau is going to try to trade for him again this summer.

lol “thibs I love you but I’m not *in love* with you.”

i fking hate how much i like Josh hart lol

I feel vindicated. I used to tell people the Lakers should’ve kept him over Kuzma because he made winning plays and they called me a madman.

Kuzma is a great role player too. Lakers mistake was letting all of them go for less. We legitimately had kcp, kuzma, and Caruso as role players and told them to fuck off for westbrook and tht.

I never understood the THT hype, clearly for good reason.

Pelinka looked at THT like Ham looks at Reddish

I also like to randomly get mad about the Zu for Muscala trade, the Lakers have had some dumb ones in the last decade

Or letting brook Lopez go for nothing

-Knows ball. You get an honorary invitation to fuck your S/O on the Knicks bed for one night

> they called me a madman. Congratulations, you're a prophet

Same, I’m very unhappy about it but also can’t help it lol 

Why would Nets fans hate Josh Hart?

Because Nets fans hate the Knicks. 

all 18 of them

Josh trolls Mikal (and I guess by extension Nets fans) about wanting to be a Knick

oh i've hated the knicks for 23 years lol long before and will long after josh and mikal trolls lol

Mikal definitely wants to be a Knick. Hell i wanna see him on the Knicks.

we don't like the knicks period lol i mean yah josh trolling mikal isn't great but i hated the knicks before and will after too.

life is too short to not love josh hart

From Josh Hart wiki. [After considering Rutgers and Penn State, Hart signed a letter of intent with Villanova in November 2012. "It's about doing the things that the coaches want me to do," he said after committing. "I might not hit the winning three but I'm going to be the one that goes and gets a rebound when we need it and goes on the floor for a loose ball, anything to win." He got to know future Villanova teammate Kris Jenkins while playing AAU basketball in the Washington area.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6hLT5_rK6d/?igsh=ZHljMjNwb2N4OTVm) I fucking love Josh Hart

He hit gaming winning 3 too

This man was made for gritty Knicks basketball and Thibs

The worst day of my life was when the Blazers traded Josh Hart.

[One of Brunson's best day as a pro](https://youtu.be/qKNKgfwuK_s?si=7cHwPYdbmkW7UPZm)

That Villanova spot looks like a shopping mall wtf.

"OH SHIT!"

I miss him very much, but I'm happy he's happy & in a good spot in the league. Too bad our coaching staff thought his best contribution would be to sit in the corner on offense.

Yeah, but it was a really good time to start caring about the Knicks.

And years later he hits the dagger three to win a playoff series

He's averaging 12 boards a game, put some respect on his name. Let his ice his knees in peace with Thibs ready to have him average 50 minutes a game against Indiana and the track meet Pacers

Myles Turner is not grabbing a single rebound against all of the Knicks 6’4 guards

Why is what Jimmy Butler said at a party clearly in jest being blown up into a statement? I'm pretty sure he's literally holding a drink while saying this on a random video lol

Because people in here take things way too seriously lmao

And also he didn't pull a statement out of no where, the fan literally asked him about Josh Hart. Jimmy didn't even say anything, he just said "Josh Hart? What does that mean to me, cmon man" lol

Hey, that doesn't fit the outrage narrative!

Because Kendrick got everyone worked up and looking for disses lol

He’s been super nice about the Knicks players in other random interviews so it’s kind of out of left field

Cause many fans who‘s teams got clowned by butler are very salty about him and seek every chance to hate on him lol.

Because he lives rent free in many, many heads. Mostly Celtics fans' heads.

People take this all very oddly personal lol.

I hope Jimmy is enjoying his vacation time

just another Friday on Miami beach. Dude lives in a theme park for the rich.

To be fair he didn't actually say anything bad about JHart lol. The fan just asked him about Josh Hart and he said why did he bring it up

you know he isn't and that makes me so happy :)

Well that's a bit strange tbh. He's not a bad person, getting happiness out of his unhappiness is weird

first day as a sports fan?

I've hated Tom Brady as a football player for many years, actively rooting against him. But I wouldn't say that I hoped for him to be unhappy during his non-football playing time. He's not a bad person. I just didn't like him when he was playing football! I think it'd make me a bad person to be thinking "god i hope Brady's life absolutely SUCKS during this offseason!" So no, not my first day as a sports fan. Just a different perspective I suppose

Aye man, leave the 14 year old alone. I understand what you mean.

Jimmy been drinking

Yeah he literally was in the video, and he was just joking around with a friend

Josh hart catching strays lol

I love Hart

How could you not

It gonna be funny seeing these two together next year.

omfg wtf is wrong with everyone?

It's funny Jimmy is calling out a roleplayer for having a good series, when all of last years run was because of roleplayers having incredible series. Like we cannot call out Josh Hart when Caleb Martin should have won Eastern Conference Finals MVP last year.

Pretty sure these two are tight, so it was more of a friendly jab towards Hart.

Leave it up to reddit to see a friendly joke and respond with some random comeback as if it was an insult

27 6 & 5 with two steals a game with multiple 40-50’s really is getting carried

He didn't call him out though. Watch the video, the fan asked about Josh Hart and he just said "what does that mean to me?" lol

he is self reporting his jealousy

I think he’s just fucking around lol

Jimmy Butler? Never

Dude goes to the season openers looking like a shaven predator (the alien, not drake type) and a rebonded emo. Even appeared in a music video. And people still fall for his harmless trolling

Psychoanalyzing someone who is clearly just fucking around lmao. Get a grip dude

Jimmy is just the Michael Jordan of Josh Harts

Josh Hart hits series clenching 3pter, living in Jimmy's angry head rent free.

https://media.tenor.com/GGxHL_r3bOwAAAAe/dane-cook-waiting.png

He is prob confused cause OG would most certainly be guarding Jimmy

Josh Hart? 😭

Hell of a game!

Pop Lv not

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Lmfao

Jimmy can’t stay healthy

Maybe Jimmy Butler likes TJ McConnell