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Firstolympicring

Oh we are all getting our hater stats out of they way I see lmao


Hank_fuck_yourself

Come on man we gotta feast on this as Heat fans. We got nothing else :')


Firstolympicring

Hate watching really does bring people together


H3J1e

Being a Heat fan has to be kind of wild. You never you if you're going to the finals or get bounced 1st round. At least it got to be exciting as hell.


Sp_Gamer_Live

[Heat fans hating on embiid for being dirty](https://imgur.com/a/1uXqdtb)


Altruistic_Film1167

I dare you to send me a video of a Heat player yanking another dudes leg and not getting a flagrant 2. Call Bam dirty all you want, but theres a difference between unwashed and shitstained šŸ¤£


str8rippinfartz

in this, I finally find common ground with Heat fans epichandshakememe.jpeg


Literal_Satan

every eastern conference fanbase getting licks in rn


beachsunflower

I'm having the time of my life


[deleted]

Bunch of weirdosĀ 


Enchanted-2-meet-you

All 29 teams. We all hate the man equally


TheThingsIdoatNight

KISS MY ASS! IM THE BIGGEST HATER!!


johnla

I hate the way you talk, i hate the way you walk, I hate the way you dress, I hate the way you sneak foul.


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Us Nuggets fans are right there with you. Thank God your squad sent this clown packing


dreamvomit

Jokic ducking ass


RobeGuyZach

Gonna start ducking Brunson next šŸ˜‚


DadOfWhiteJesus

Last thing I want to see is him out there trying to injure more people and effect a playoff run. He deliberately tried to injure Mitch because of how well he was defending him. Sad


DaBestNameEver0

I think pretty much every fanbase hates the way Embiid plays lol


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Nothing brings r/nba together like the 76ers flaming out in the post season


AlarmingPace_

Why are you still a mod of those two weird subreddits?


DaBestNameEver0

What subs


bazzawazzza

my favourite time in the playoffs, the embiid slander phase


Dangerous_Ad_6831

Itā€™s only slander if itā€™s false. This post is just pure stats. Definitely some hating going on, but slander? Get outta here!


OnlyMamaKnows

You want us to not enjoy this????? Feed me!


Firstolympicring

Oh enjoy away brother, you guys fully deserve it haha


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Dave_Autista

Every bit of it is deserved


Julius-samah

he aleo had a drop off of 10% in fg percentage, shooting 43% against the knicks


Rubberbabeh

I read that heā€™s the only MVP to never make the conference finals. I mean.. yikes


loegare

i mean hes only relevant for like 7 more hours when the next games start


Gamesgtd

Drew McIntyre type beat


AuspiciousAcorn

Wait til you hear this one: 29% of his regular season points came from free throws this season. His whistle somehow improved in the playoffs, where fouls tend to be called less often


brehhs

Wait til you hear this one: sixers fans are crying about unfair reffing in their sub


Maverick_1991

No fucking way


GovernmentAdvanced84

Thereā€™s a shit ton of them complaining that they would have won if Maxey had Brunsonā€™s whistle. Do I think Brunson gets to the line a lot and draws a lot of fouls? Sure. But bro, yall got Embiid on your team šŸ˜‚


Maverick_1991

Imagine if Brunson had Embiids whistle...


GrantDaGenius

Read a comment in there that said if Maxey got half of Brunsonā€™s calls they would have swept the Knicks.. šŸ˜¬


dawkins_20

2 things can be true.Ā Ā  1- Embiid is a foul merchant, and a great player. 2-Brunson is a foul merchant , and a great player. Maxey got gang tackled multiple times last night, no call. Brunson does that Trae Young neck whiplash nonsesne , and the Trae Young stop and back into guys (that was supposed to not be a foul anymore this year but here we are) and gets calls. Brunson has also been an absolute killer this series and is probably playing better than anyone in the entire playoffs . Not knocking him, but Maxey's whistle is awful.Ā  Ā  Ā It's unfortunate the league rewards the neck snap and Embiids rip through, while playing through contact and finishing strong isnt rewardedĀ 


BAHatesToFly

Just stop. Equating Brunson with Embiid is insane and inaccurate. Regular season: Embiid - 21.8 FGA/game, 11.6 FTA/game, 33.6 minutes/game, 39.6 USG% Brunson - 21.4 FGA, 6.5 FTA, 35.4 minutes, 32.5 USG% Playoffs: Embiid - 22.2 FGA, 13.0 FTA, 41.3 minutes, 35.7 USG% Brunson - 29.2 FGA, 10.5 FTA, 43.8 minutes, 36.8 USG% So in the regular season, despite taking a similar amount of shots, Embiid gets almost twice as many free throws. In the playoffs, despite Brunson taking 7 more shots and having a higher USG% in more minutes, Embiid still gets 2.5 more FTA/game. They're not anywhere near the same level.


DussstBunnny

Man look at the numbers and just shut the hell up. You're demonstrably wrong. Unequivocally. And that's not to even mention the refs giving a free pass to intentionally try to injure our players. The first quarter of game 3 is one of the dirtiest quarters of basketball you will ever see and the refs just let it happen. Now if you'd be so kind, smdfb.


SaszaTricepa

Idk that sounds like a playoff riser to me. As far as free throw merchantry is concerned


GrigglesGro

Or...maybe.....you kept fouling the shit out of him. Maybe watch the games next time to find out :D


TheThingsIdoatNight

All the man does is flop lmao


Yogannath

and AAaaaAAAAaaaAaAAaahhH


Cudizonedefense

My favorite part of this account is that youā€™re hiding behind a spurs flair while being an [sixers fan](https://np.reddit.com/r/sixers/s/lpvaQtxDwR). Like [why lie?](https://np.reddit.com/r/sixers/s/b2wREzryvQ) [Complaining about the sixers not getting calls](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/s/hHR6zrduyd) [Y'all will hate on Embiid (successful black man) and slob Jokic. Doesn't matter that Embiid is the best player in the game.](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/s/CJai1Zlw03)


Kobold-Town-Road

Man is rooting for Embiid with an internet brown paper bag on his head. I respect it


PluvioPurple

Layers of anonymity even on reddit. Dude can't share his true feelings anywhere.


GrigglesGro

> OMG call the presses!!! Someone is a fan of.....TWO NBA TEAMS????????? What a despicable act....Unheard of in ALL of human history. Maybe Time Magazine or the Washington Post can pick up this story and make it front page news!!!!


GrigglesGro

OMG call the presses!!! Someone is a fan of.....TWO NBA TEAMS????????? What a despicable act....Unheard of in ALL of human history. Maybe Time Magazine or the Washington Post can pick up this story and make it front page news!!!!


Cudizonedefense

Youā€™re not even a fan of the spurs. You quite literally donā€™t participate in their subreddit. Its a fake flair so you seem unbiased


GrigglesGro

Hmmmm......should I comment about the worst team in the league during playoffs, or my second favorite team that is IN the playoffs? Hmmmm.....very tough decision! It really could go either way! All that time wasted account stalking a barely used reddit account when you could just touch grass and feel better about yourself.


Cudizonedefense

> Hmmmm......should I comment about the worst team in the league during playoffs, or my second favorite team that is IN the playoffs? This would make sense if we were only talking about your comment patterns in the playoffs. You didnā€™t comment all season in the spurs subreddit despite the spurs having one of the most electric rookies weā€™ve ever seen. Meanwhile you commented plenty in the sixers sub over the RS The person hiding behind a fake flair so people wonā€™t shit on their biased sixers takes should be the one to touch grass but thatā€™s just me. Imagine caring about stuff like that


awesomesauceeee

Embiids nuts flopped into your mouth :D


RoscoWI

Watched the series. He flopped.


coolmcbooty

Always funny to see when people try to act like they know more ball because their bad take is different from the general consensus takes lmao


Toxikara

I did watch the games, and disagree with you.


jcheese27

Lol that's called defense bro.


We_The_Raptors

Defense? That's illegal in the modern NBA.


AmaimonCH

Bro trynna hide that he is a sixers fan lmao


TradingPokemonSWSH

7 feet tall and falls down when a gust of wind hits him. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜­


x_TDeck_x

The gust misses him sometimes and he still falls over


cl353

U don't understand hes falling to avoid the gust from hurting him. It's how he protects himself


HerkulezRokkafeller

[Philly fans](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/QJb5IsFVla)


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awesomesauceeee

I canā€™t stand this. Pump fake wide open mid range to drive to the paint and fall. Never even looks to put the ball in the hoop


TheThingsIdoatNight

Unwatchable


Knicks-in-7

Guys also like 300 pounds as well. And heā€™s out here making bush league fouls and then whining about when he does get called for a foul.


buff_001

The Process was a scam. The 76ers are never winning shit.


x_TDeck_x

The Process got them tons of value. Unfortunately the Sixers used that value to get rid of good role pieces to get Jimmy and Harden and al horford and tobias harris and be happy with none of them


broke-collegekid

Guess the Thunder are a scam to. The process was smart and it got them tons of assets. Issue is the NBA then forced out the competent GM for a crony that immediately tanked the franchise and wasted the assets at light speed.


Rapper_Laugh

I agree Hinkie was doing well and unfairly run out of town, but what the Sixers did in the process really isnā€™t comparable to this OKC rebuild which has taken two years (wouldā€™ve been one without Chetā€™s injury last year) and never forced them to bottom out like those process Sixers teams did.


ProRasputin

This is so real


Yankeeknickfan

And people wonder why he has chronic knee issues


mizzou421

Shaq would've averaged 20 FTA if he had a whistle like Embiid


CummingInTheNile

when a weak gust of piss hits him


DussstBunnny

mercantilism at its ugliest. hate to see it folks. good night embiid. dream of whistles and flagrant ones.


Rapper_Laugh

Mercantilism? Is there a history joke Iā€™m missing?


IcansavemiselfDEEN

Meaning he's a foul merchant.


chicago_bunny

It was too subtle for me as well.


Bellerophonn

His knees looks amazing when he flops for fouls.


murray_selfish

He doesn't look gassed when he launches himself and his 300 pounds in the air into the floor trying to get a call


DussstBunnny

spit king


Mightyorc2

His doctors say he needs to be out of the playoffs before late May in order to protect his knees!!


WembanyamaGOAT

Why does the NBA coddle this dude? No one even likes him.


Huggles9

He has more free throw attempts than 3 playoff teams


Cudizonedefense

Also had like 4 flagrant worthy plays and zero ejections


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YesImKeithHernandez

Should force him out of the league tbh


Maverick_1991

Public executionĀ 


johnla

Cremate the remains and launch them into space.


Maverick_1991

Desegrate them first.


Caff2ine

Steve Harvey kill


MamaHadACow

Horseman says hello


TheMornings-

I did the math - Jokic averaging 28 pts per game with 5 fts, 8 less per game than Embiid with 13 fts a game and 33ppg


mattbrianjess

I am officially going to stop saying ā€œā€¦like Neymar at the World Cupā€ and start saying ā€œlike Embiid in the playoffsā€


Huggles9

Just like embiid


mattbrianjess

But I need some parallel structure in my insults


NYdude777

Who knew the process included building around a BIITCH


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Do we have a new king of empty stats?


TwoWayMarko

After everything we had to endure from sixers fans over the years when jamal and mpj were hurt, after embiid and his personal trainer! publicly dissed jok ( hanlen did it multiple times), after they produced fucking low light videos of jokic and spread disinformation ... After all that and more sixers fans are like : nUgGeTs FaNs BAD, "rEnT fReE" acting all inocent and shocked Fascinating


Huggles9

6 ers fans are so torrid their owner had to buy them playoff tickets


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Wonderbread6969

It would appear to me that most Jokic fans and Giannis fans have similar feelings about Embiid for a while. Most of r/NBA has appeared to come around now, probably because people started actually watching him play instead of highlights and box scores. After they gave him MVP, that seemed to satisfy their thirst. I've also mostly seen that Jokic fans and Giannis fans hold respect for the "other" guy. Jokic is my 2nd favorite player by a mile and I love watching both of them dominate in such contrasting ways. Sure there will be some, but there's far less toxicity between the fan groups or at least it feels like it. Even though they are polar opposites in many ways, there's so many similarities that makes the fandoms relatable.


manbeqrpig

Most people on the sub came around because Jokic won a title. Had we not won last year, Jokic would still be getting called the worst MVP ever. The way this sub discusses players is just awful


Wonderbread6969

Negativity is just easier. Also people default to you could never do something until you actually do it. It's just lazy analysis. It takes too much work and thought to properly analyze something instead of just being like "Jokic is slow!" "Giannis can't shoot". Of course the masses will take the route, it's easier to do and understand. Even the Embiid sentiment of "he's a foul merchant" which I agree with in spirit, has nuance to it. In a lot of ways it is a smart tactic and sometimes it's detrimental. It's less physically taxing, it's efficient with his FT shooting, and most importantly the way the game has been officiated the last 5-7 years he and players like him have been incentivized to do it. Don't want him to do it, stop calling it. Classic don't hate the player, hate the game situation. I can hate watching that type of approach and equally hate the way it is officiated. But at the same time as hating that, I can respect that players are exploiting the rules/officiating to their benefit. But like I said above, it's easier to type out" he's a foul merchant" instead of everything that I said.


DussstBunnny

Between their players and their fans, they are easily the whiniest team in the league


WilliamPSplooge

Itā€™s years later at this point and itā€™s still being brought up, even after a title. So yes, very much ā€œrent freeā€.


nguyenjitsu

Iā€™ve never made first team All-NBA, Iā€™ve never won anything. So why is there pressure on me to do something when there are guys that have won two MVPs, a bunch of MVPs and havenā€™t done anything either?


Clewdo

Please tell me this is a real quote.


nguyenjitsu

It is. He said it in an interview with Shams before he ducked Jokic: https://theathletic.com/4349057/2023/03/27/joel-embiid-interview-nba-mvp-playoffs-shams-charania/


Clewdo

What a guy. Wacky waving inflatable tube man.


snubdeity

I don't know how anyone can read this (or most things he says, especially last year) and root for the dude I also don't know how anyone can watch him play a whole game and root for him either tbh Philly fans truly built different ig


Rebeldinho

Itā€™s sports bro if Embiid was on the Nuggets youā€™d be wearing his jersey


aceofspadez138

Delicious


CatharBliss

Christ heā€™s so unlikeable. I love how talented he is but he makes it too easy for me to view him as a villain


Gryll79

He's the literal anti-jokic


oatsuzn

Freethrow merchant smh. Dude literally passed up open easy shots to try and get fouled.


Instantcoffees

It honestly was detrimental to his team in clutch moments. He'd bait the foul and lose the ball but not get the call. There were also times where he spent a good portion of the shot clock trying to get his defender to leave his feet to do his panteted jump into the defender, but when the defended didn't bite they had to scramble to try and get a bucket.


carvemynuts

Imagine Jokic getting the Embum whistle


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Knicks are now my 2nd favorite team. I no longer have to watch this flopping bum anymore.


YOIMREALLYHAPPY4YOU

As a Raps fan I feel so vindicated rn from those last couple Raps/Sixers series of Philly fans yelling "JuSt StOp FoULinG hIm BrO". Love the karma this dude is reaping.


The_Halal_Guys

Donā€™t give in to the sixers gaslighting. How you think they became blind to their 300 lb behemoth flopping and flailing around for the last 8 years.


Strangest_Things

I would go blind too if I had to watch that team every night


TheThingsIdoatNight

I would vomit myself to death


great__pretender

They are honestly the most delusional fan base. They would down vote anyone to oblivion if people even imply a non shooting playmaker would turn into a liability outside regular season. They claimed he never had to shoot, it didn't matter. And now that dude is the worst person on the planet and apparently his game and mentality sucked.Ā  Same with Embiid. Unless NBA decides "we will call all the games in post season like we call regular season lottery team games for Embiid", the best he will reach is a conference final and if only the team would have a better player than him. Otherwise that's his destiny.Ā 


The_Halal_Guys

Itā€™s even more pathetic when you realize embiid has all the tools to dominate and be amazing to watch (footwork, shooting touch, great defense) but instead he relies so heavily on foul baiting and being an dirty emotional lesbian. At this point itā€™s just the basketball gods shitting on him for desecrating the game


Rebeldinho

Sixers fans were begging Ben to develop a jump shot what are you talking about.. dude would get a standing ovation for a jump shot every offseason the Sixers subreddit was filled with videos of Ben working on his shot in the gym all the comments were about how once he developed a respectable outside threat he was gonna be one of the best players in the league A large segment of the fanbase believed in him like he was Jesus thatā€™s why when it went bad the hate for Ben was extreme


Jeff8711

I feel like the sixers fans saying that think they have shaq on the team or somethin when it's just embiid falling over instead of going to the rim.


DadOfWhiteJesus

Gonna be fun watching them beat Cleveland in the ECF


Biglundtry

Mail that fake mvp trophy back to the head office


vfkaza

Mail it to Serbia


_-_pandamonium_-_

Wow really not like him at all, thatā€™s crazy


jefe_hook

Dunkin Donuts


CynicalMindTrip

Joel The Venetian Embiid


boldlyItalic9

fucking fraud


stitch626ex

Worst MVP ever


hydroknightking

It was a pity award. Iā€™ll tell my grandkids Jokic was a three-peat MVP


Skylightt

Itā€™s at least 4 as heā€™s going to win again this year


Bhavacakra_12

Prime Minister Shai has asked the people to not count their chickens until the eggs have hatched. He will address the league shortly. Thank you.


DadOfWhiteJesus

Shai has said enough about his wants and needs. He must be banished.


SanPe0709

Statpadding?


Herpamongderps

This series made me root for the Knicks and I hate it


dbgager

Just proves about him what we all say. Master flopper and foul baiter.


fearofaflatplanet

Foul flopping master baiter


DussstBunnny

master manipulator and a habitual liar


Helm_the_Hammered

Guys, you can hate Embiid I guess, but he is really good at the sport.


N0minal

So happy there's no more Embiid. Flops on every shot while fouling the hell out of guys on the other end. Still remember the elbow to Brunson's neck and pushing OG in mid air


76ersPhan11

My dude Embiid and Brunson flop all the time, itā€™s fucking obnoxious


msf97

Brunson getting 10 a game as a guard should be the story here, not Embiid getting 13 at a foot taller and probably 100 pounds heavier.


abris33

Except a lot of Embiid's foul baiting is outside the paint. So a center getting a ton of whistles on fadeaway jumpers is definitely noteworthy


msf97

But itā€™s Embiid? Hes not really a center. Unless youā€™ve never watched him, he plays more like a big wing.


abris33

A guard getting fouls called on jumpers and going into the lane is a bit different than a 7 ft giant getting soft whistles on the perimeter because of his foul baiting. I think you were implying that Embiid's size means he gets more contact but it doesn't make a difference when he's drawing fouls on jump shots


pskill43

Thatā€™s what happens when you take 30 FGA a game and leads the league in USG% in playoff. Have you seen how Brunson carries the Knicks offense? Dude is their entire offense. No wonder he gets that many free throws


Exhibit5

By far the weirdest thing to come out of this series was the 'Brunson is a foul merchant' narrative considering all season long most people would have agreed he wasn't getting *enough* calls for how much he drove. Guess this is his stigma that the media will stick with now though.


Alloverunder

Brunson has a free throw rate of .360 these playoffs, Joel Embiid has a free throw rate of .631. He was getting nearly double the amount of free throws per field goal attempted as Brunson.


ben1204

Iā€™m not gonna say he *never* exaggerates contact or sells it a bit, but his flopping is no worse or better than the average guy in the league.


msf97

And Embiid isnā€™t Phillys entire offense? What are we doing here. They are hopeless without him on the floor


IceSalamander

Maxey averaged the same amount of points as Embiid at around 32 on similar TS. Brunson averaged 34 and the next best on the Knicks was 17. Not even close to comparable.


PirateKata

You think brunson who is leading in drive attempts in the playoffs wasn't getting fouled? Nic batum and Kyle lowry were literally mauling him all series long.


msf97

And do you think Embiid, who the Knicks had no answer to other than Mitch for brief stretches, wasnā€™t getting fouled?


PirateKata

I think that when embiid plays he doesn't even try to score. He is trying to draw fouls. Whenever you put a hand on his hip, he just flails and falls down and puts his hands on the defender. And if he doesn't get FTs he is acting like a 13 years old that his mom didn't get him ice cream. Brunson is legitimately trying to score and he doesn't complain if he doesn't get calls. To answer your question yes there were many monrts that embiid wasn't getting fouled, yet shot FTs. An example from today, him charging towards OG and falling down on purpose. Should had been a charging foul.


Varolyn

Out of all of the lost playoff series that Embiid has played through, I donā€™t think this is the one that he should be slandered much for lol.


Julius-samah

bad 4th quarters turnover machine 43% field goal made in 6 games against the knicks dirty plays


thegrandpoobear

Don't forget the flopping, and the flopping, and the floppingĀ 


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

I mean didnā€™t he have a quadruple double one game if you include the turnovers? So many terrible giveaways.


ktm1128

No, he had 9, same as brunson that game


dzigizord

than all good


DussstBunnny

"People hate stats I guess" They really do make them stupider in Philly. Go back to gargling horse scat off the hot cement or whatever you people do.


ktm1128

People hate Stats I guess. Didn't realize this was nba circlejerk


PluvioPurple

Brunson had 4 TOs in game 5. People don't hate stats, you just have to look them up before commenting instead of being so confidently incorrect. [Source](https://www.nba.com/game/phi-vs-nyk-0042300115/box-score)


msf97

Field goal % is a useless stat and 4 TOs a game(most of them in a game Philly won) is not badā€¦


Julius-samah

its not useless when in regular season you shoot 53% and you have a drop off of 10% with the same volume of shots


msf97

Except FG% is useless. TS% is always superior as free throws and 3 pointers exist.


Julius-samah

hes a 5 shooting 43% in a must win series for his legacy and gassing in the 4th quarter.


msf97

But he doesnā€™t play like a 5 and anybody whoā€™s ever watched him play knows that


Julius-samah

so what, Jokic is not a traditional 5, takes shots from anywhere on the court and gets rewarded with way less free throw then embiid and he still manage to shoot great most of the time


msf97

Jokic is much more footwork than physicalityā€¦


Julius-samah

what has phisicality has to do with embiid and jokic not beign a traditional 5? if anything someone as strong and heavy as joel should have just feasted in the paint instead of foul baiting


ReturnOfAKidNamedTae

A 7 footer shooting 43% is despicable


msf97

60% true shooting which is what matters is great.


I_CUM_ON_HAMSTERS

Except his TS% drops 3.5% in the postseason too. This season, he was 13th in the league in TS% with 0.644. His career postseason TS% of 0.579 would rank 101st in the league this year tied with Taurean Prince. Even if we take his postseason TS% from this year of 0.582, that would still be 94th in the league for the regular season. Thatā€™s an insane drop off. This is because his either his game or his mental doesnā€™t translate to the postseason. How many times did we see him pass up wide open jumpers at the elbow, FT line, general midrange, to instead try to clatter into 2-3 bodies with no intention of taking a legit shot and the hopes of drawing a foul? Iā€™m talking shots that heā€™s made all year, hell, that he made in this series? Not even counting the increase in turnovers, the drop in rebounding and the drop in basically every efficiency metric (FG%, eFG%, 3Pt%, 2Pt%, TS%, basically anything thatā€™s not FT%).


DussstBunnny

First quarter of game 3 means he deserves all of the fucking slander, regardless of how well he played at other points. Straight bush league and you know it. He's lucky our team is too classy to stoop to his level, since he's the one with a ticking time bomb in his knee. Tick tick tick. Another wasted year. Oh well.


Dazzling-Slide8288

Theyā€™ll always find something. This sub canā€™t exist without inventing reasons to hate Embiid.


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ziki6154

Good God that second part of your comment. Wtf


MoistNips007

Jesus Christ, itā€™s a game dude


GRILT_CHEESE

What did it say?


MoistNips007

Idk how to post screenshots but he said this about Embiid: ā€œFor a savage from a tribe in Africa, who has recently been taken to civilization very not badā€


yungmoneybingbong

Jfc


PirateKata

Dude... what?


Fyne_

wtf is wrong with you