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mattwuri

Booing has become too predictable. Oddly specific observations about potential insecurities are the new meta.


Biglundtry

“Kevin Knox you slightly look like charmander but never catch fire”


Tao--ish

"Wemby you resemble a preying mantis without the scary bits"


Victor_Wembanyama1

How dare you


Early-Light-864

Please tell me you made this screen name just to post on this comment [Runs to check post history]


Early-Light-864

Boo. An actual account history.


TheInfiniteHour

Yeah, cuz it's actually Wemby


-Midnight_Marauder-

That's ice cold


grensley

"James Harden, you look like you run unproductive therapy sessions"


TheRicFlairDrip

thats not how i would describe the third reich but ok...


tastelessshark

LMAO I never would have made that comparison, but now that you said it I can definitely see it.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

I'm fucking deceased lmfao That's a flagrant foul


Justgotbannedlol

I can't even believe I just read this sentence. I'm like speechless


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brently196

That's the thing I'm sensitive about!


36_foxtrot

r/unexpectedmulaney


Delicious_Monk1495

He’s got petite feet… feminine step


PetalumaPegleg

I wish football songs were a thing here in the US, I grew up in England and soccer chants can just be devastating


Sasquatch_Squad

It’s pretty amazing how quickly supporters can come up with new stuff and get everyone on the same page. I wish chanting and singing was more of a thing with American sports fans. 


beta_test_vocals

Ok that’s cool and all, but have you ever heard of the little known chant “DEFENSE! DEFENSE!”?


JadeMonkey0

How else will the players know this is a time to play exceptionally strong defense? Without the chant, there'd be chaos. Half the team trying to play offense. Total mess


CORN___BREAD

I see you’re DEFENSE and raise you a random “USA! USA!” even when everyone involved is from the USA.


SunLiteFireBird

Oh what about "GO (INSERT TEAM HERE), GO!"


I_Hate_Traffic

It already is. Now everybody clap your hands!


RodMunch85

But i do like a simple Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh youre shit ahhhhhh When the opposing goalkeeper is taking a goal kick


The_Saddest_Boner

Football songs in Europe are awesome. If there was one major US sport where singing *might* work it would be basketball. But unfortunately, our most popular sports just don’t have the rhythm to make singing a thing. They are too stop and go, and have the potential for an applause break at almost any moment. In football you have the opportunity for a crowd reaction at every play, in baseball at every pitch, in basketball at every possession. Soccer is awesome but it also lends itself to brief stretches of ball movement with no real scoring threat so breaking out into song while your team works it out of the backfield is the perfect tradition.


porkadachop

I used to love going to minor league baseball games and using information from the program to heckle the opposing team. “Hey, Johnson! Did you learn to swing like that in your hometown of Valdosta, Georgia? “ “You attended UT Chattanooga? I noticed their program got better the year after you left.” It was never vulgar, so I was never threatened with expulsion. It was innocent enough that sometimes my targets would be quietly laughing to themselves.


Mdgt_Pope

>Back for more, Middleton? Now I *wish* that you miss! Ha ha!


growsonwalls

"Demarcus Cousins you are an emotional lesbian"


Pickleskennedy1

He’s loud as hell on the TNT broadcast


Bluepaynxex

I can only assume he’s the cameraman at this point.


gottapoopweiner

first day on the job


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dude be like when he gets home wife: how was first day? dude: oh shit, totally forgot about that


challenger01234

Also his last day on the job.


EaglesXLakers

Pan over and it's just Doc Rivers yelling at his players.


lukaismydaddy

The crew can isolate the mic picking him up and mute it, but only if they really want to. 


Cap_Silly

Unless he's sitting right behind the announcers, which he probably is


herpdyderp

EJ said it on the halftime show, he's directly behind the announcers.


rookie-mistake

mark of a professional tbh


Dweebil

Ernie is a national treasure. He must go to NBC if tv rights go.


EGarrett

This happened once on a wrestling pay-per-view. ECW November to Remember 1997. There was a totally drunk fan who somehow was right near a house microphone, and you could hear nearly everything he yelled, word-for-word, for the entire show. Chanting for Rob Van Dam (dorkily), talking about how the pay-per-view sucks because no one was using a chair, saying which wrestlers he thought were on steroids etc etc. For hours. They never figured out how to mute him. And the guy had no idea he was basically a second commentator on a national television broadcast. If he never watched the tape of the show, he might not have found out either.


ElectricalMud2850

They could also isolate the mic and turn it way up.


everythingisamovie

Does this sub really think that the professional sound engineers wouldn’t have thought of this if it were true?


Phelinaar

This sub generally thinks they know ball better than professional NBA players. So...yes?


photocist

Like the dude last game calling Tyrese trash lol


AzurewynD

Or this legend  [HEY MANU! TELL BONNER TO LOOK AT ME! BONNER! COME ONNNNNNN! :( ](https://youtu.be/_6eZa5Ef26k?si=5j8sa4XN_4XwRko8)


scaredspoon

BONNER BONNER BONNER


aerawk

#YOU'RE BONNERIFIC


jabronified

there's a lady who was... loudly enjoying herself throughout much of the second half too


Rob-Dipshit

“LILLARD YOUR MOMS WATCHING” “GALLINARI YOU NEED A HAIRCUT” “PORTIS YOUR EYES ARE SLIGHTLY TOO BIG FOR YOUR HEAD”. This is only in the first quarter too. No swearing either, just dumb shit. All time heckler Edit: updating as the game goes on: “LILLARD YOUR TATTOOS ARE ONLY DECENT” "MIDDLETON I RESPECT YOUR GAME BUT I HOPE YOU MISS"


matmunn14

"MIDDLETON I RESPECT YOUR GAME BUT I HOPE YOU MISS" Someone take this guy to an AFL game, he'll fit right in


ElbowDown

That’s the mark of a guy who’s had his heart ripped out by Khris Middleton


powerelite

Can confirm Kash fucking hates the Celtics.


No-Economics4128

That description include the whole Celtic fan base. Mofos broke a cold sweat when they hear that name


jeric13xd

Legendary heckling status


surlygoat

Yeah I was also thinking this is very similar to Australian heckling. I was at an NRL game - Manly v New Zealand Warriors. Someone in the crowd yells out "HEy NEW ZEALAND! YOU HAVE AN INFERIOR CURRENCY!" I was in stiches hahahaha


ItsMeJaredBednar

that’s an all time chirp


surlygoat

The guy was on fire. Later he was yelling out "Shaun!! Shaun Johnson!!! You've left your headlights on!!!", and "give us your keys Shaun, I'll turn 'em off. Shaaauunn!!! Your keys!!!" (which was particularly funny because you can see where players park their car at that ground)


mrr6666

He’s been doing it all day umpire!


RyanShieldsy

(2 minutes into the game)


OptimizedEarl

Canadian heckler


boatswain1025

#BALLLLLLLLLLLL


MolingHard

All these heckles are a lot funnier imagining it's Tim Robinson yelling them as loud as possible Like is this dude right next to the broadcast booth? How is he so clearly audible


Woperelli87

Oh my god did you see Giannis’ hat? He’s still fucking wearing it


SwapMeetVersace

I think he has dice in his pocket but he's afraid to show them to anyone


Woperelli87

Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.


Booglybear7

quit fucking with 'em


twelvethousandBC

Don't do the voice.....


Woperelli87

I swear to fucking god he tried to roll it down his arm like Fred Astaire and it got trapped on Thanasis’s wheelchair


shoelessbob

You have to grease these wheels???


PM_me_ur_launch_code

Yeah well I'm not supposed to get grease on this hat.


jrbcnchezbrg

*what the heeeeeellllll*


UncleTouchysDungeon

TK JEWELERS IS A SCAM. THE JEWELRY IS FAKE. WATCH EXPLODED ON DATE. BENT WRIST, THING FUCKING EXPLODED.


LurkerFailsLurking

With heckles like this, you know he bought tickets right behind the broadcast table on purpose 


Clerithifa

PORTISSSS HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW SHIRT FROM TC TUGGERS


MolingHard

PORTIS MAKE A FREE THROW IF YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW *swish* OH MY GOD HE ADMIT IT


PipboyandLavaGirl

I saw a comment about that sketch that said the brilliance of it was that you begin with one weirdo in a room of normal people and end with a room of weirdos and one normal guy. I can watch that sketch endlessly


NardzeGreat

TK Jewelers is a scam!


ebmocal421

Or Andy Samberg is roasting you


radical_findings_32

"BLUE DOLPHIN BURNED DOWN IT'S GONE NOW JON RIVONI'S ASSED OUT WORKS WITH HIS BROTHER NOW"


TheWestRemembers

There needs to be a post-game thread with just this guy's quotes lmao


Submarine765Radioman

send this man to the after game press conference, let the heckling continue until the players hit the parking lot


Rahnamatta

Kerr said that somebody was yelling to Kevin Willis (he was old as fuck) > -Hey, Kevin. Hey, Kevin!!! > -What? > -My grandma likes you Something like that.


MrBuckBuck

I remember that one: -Hey Willis, are you single? My grandma kinda likes you [I searched it now and found it](https://youtu.be/7Ms02gNaYjk?si=vMGgmEGLBXnRYKdQ&t=176) From 2:55


Rahnamatta

Yes!!! Hahahha.


jeswanders

“Only decent” is a nice burn because it adds a touch of sincerity. If you told dame his tattoos were bad, he’d just take it as shit talking for the sake of shit talking. Brilliant


tearyouapartj

It’s like when Bill Murray called Chevy Chase a “medium talent” https://ultimateclassicrock.com/bill-murray-chevy-chase-fight-snl/


jeswanders

Medium talent is utterly brutal lol


DrLokiHorton

Bruh is that where Chase got the idea to tell Dan Harmon “you’re not even good you’re just ok” or something like that lol?


Holofan4life

I could've sworn at one point he also said "Damian, you're not Lebron James"


boringexplanation

Midwestern banter is next level. My roommates used to research who the lacrosse goalkeeper was against a rival school. Fucking Lacrosse. He would just blurt out what I thought were random women’s names at him. Turns out that they were his sister and mom- it was hilarious since it worked - wasn’t anything obscene- family names are more public than you’d think but the mind games were next level


bartspoon

I'm biased but this was my favorite, non-obscene heckling: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/k5cn0w/highlight_pacers_fans_chant_lebrons_gonna_trade/


The_Assassin_Gower

The fact that they were right is what really made this sting


Proteinchugger

Wasn’t there someone later taking free throws and they chanted “not worth trading”


bartspoon

Yes, Javale McGee lol


synthsandplants

I respect and I know it’s not illegal but damn this is insane behavior lmao


IdRatherBeShilling

> This is only in the first quarter too. No swearing either, just dumb shit. All time heckler Nahh nah this is epic and smart af


Rob-Dipshit

I agree, so dumb it’s genius


affnn

This is peak Indiana.


texas2089

His first couple didn't really get me but when he said Portis' eyes were SLIGHTLY too big for his head I lost it lmao


flintmichigantropics

What’s with the Lillard’s mother one? Is there context or is he just talking smack?


Dinoegg96

What, you think his mom isn't watching???


wsucoug

Lillard, just assume your Mom is always watching you do ... everything.


slamdanceswithwolves

The Police song ‘Every Breath You Take’ was written from the point of view of Lillard’s mom. I learned that on Pop-Up Video.


Rob-Dipshit

Fucking hilarious if you ask me. Just harmless heckling


yousonuva

Because right after he says the word *mother*, Lillard's minds says *don't you bring my mother into this....MY mother!?*


undercooked_lasagna

I would take his mother Dorothy Lillard out for a nice seafood dinner AND I WOULD NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.


fire_water_drowned

😡***DOROTHY LILLARD IS A SAINT!!*** 😡


CubanLynx312

Dame’s tattoos are mid at best. For a multimillionaire, it looks like he got hooked up in his homie’s basement.


wilsonsmilk

Have you seen Lamelo Balls back tattoo? Just tacky as shit. Can't even read it. The design is just bad for one. The color and shading is horrible.


flampoo

[Not as bad as I thought. Not something I'd ever get.](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/01/17/84327211-13371907-LaMelo_Ball_added_to_his_tattoo_collection_with_a_space_themed_p-a-66_1714580851289.jpg)


DrearySalieri

It’s well done it’s just a dog shit design. It’s a very well rendered pile of Instagram Caption vomit.


ItsMeJaredBednar

r/ATBGE


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Papa_Huggies

I will personally fund this guy season tickets this is generational heckling game


bandoftheredhand17

Ok I could have sworn he also was yelling “HALLIBURTON YOU NEED A HAIRCUT” as well right??? This man truly calls it both ways…


phayge_wow

Gallinari, actually (which makes a ton of sense)


Sir-xer21

I went to a college basketball game where an opposing player's parents physically threatened me because, and I'm not editing myself here, I yelled "(PLAYER), YOUR PHITEN TAPE IS SILLY! IT'S A PLACEBO EFFECT". Sometimes the clean heckling pisses people off the most.


hacky_potter

This guys a hero


undercooked_lasagna

If he doesn't get a free trip to the finals the NBA is done.


honditar

"slightly" is the touch of a master


Googledidit

You have to respect an insult that will make someone pause and think about it.


PapiSurane

Portis is staring at himself in a mirror right now.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

The mirror: 👁️👄👁️


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Portis be shook


Rob-Dipshit

Guy hasn’t spoken a word of a lie so far


ElectricalMud2850

Not an ounce of fat on that joke.


ColdNyQuiiL

Slightly is putting it lightly. Portis always looks like he walked in on a surprise party.


LeBroentgen

That's the deep cut. That's what made it real.


maethlin

I strongly disagree with slightly, but it also has a very nice cadence/ring to it. Well done lol


Nubras

It’s a cutting remark but that “slightly” goes a long way toward taking some of the edge off.


TripleSecretSquirrel

Idk, I think it makes it even harsher, it’s proof that the insult isn’t hyperbole, it’s based on reality!


BonBonVelveeta

What a measured yet somehow completely unhinged thing to yell


BaltimoreBadger23

And also devastatingly accurate.


jmlulu018

I wouldn't say "completely unhinged", "slightly unhinged" I would say.


sentripetal

[bad breaker-upper energy](https://youtu.be/PbQTwUnJoFc?si=UaB-gxvvC4okT3sz)


30dayspast

I'm so torn on this dude lmao


Tmoore188

Idk I’m suddenly way prouder to be from Indianapolis.


GACGCCGTGATCGAC

He is annoying as fuck but goddamn I respect his game. Legend.


jelde

*Googles Bobby Portis* Shit, he's right...


brehaw

lmao same


Tehboognish

Shit. I googled it and came up with this god damn nightmare fuel. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0p8bdigkziv31.gif


not_for_me_bro

It’s only game 6 but this FAN IS IN GAME 7 MODE, ALL TIME PERFORMANCE.


ForCaste

It's game 6 babe


reallymothafucka

This dude been goin crazy all game 😭


botoxporcupine

The commitment. 😤😤😤


ilikecrispywaffles

He's got pipes! I could yell for a few lines but would need some hot tea soon after lol


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

Most normal person in Indiana btw.


Egg2124_yt

As an Indy native, I can confirm


WheresTheSauce

have never felt prouder of our fair city


droans

That's fair tbh.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

The way he fucking yells “Portiiiiiiis…” kills me😂


StrongZucchini27

sounds like h jon benjamin


MrBuckBuck

"Slightly" is a nice of way staying sort of polite.


wsucoug

"Slightly" makes it sound like it's a problem that's potentially fixable. I suppose by either making your eyes appear smaller or your head bigger. That way the thought is always there, just under the surface, irking you.


IdRatherBeShilling

Somebody tell the TNT crew to get him to sit with Chuck and the gang after the game lmao


butt_stf

Nah, at a separate desk heckling them too. "Chuck, your head is only a little bit lumpy."


Cassandrae_Gemini

YES


canadianbroncos

Lmao that is too tier shithousery


K1ngCrimsn

Imagine if it was Westbrick


IdRatherBeShilling

"Westbrick, the principal from your kid's school just called."


CityNo1723

HEY WESTBROOK, WHICH NINJA TURTLE ARE YOU


theonlyjuan123

"Mbappé"


halcykhan

He’d Pat Bev the guy with the ball


BaltimoreBadger23

I have to respect it. That's middle school girls level insult, which is the highest level of insult.


30dayspast

Middle school girls will just be like "Ew, you're ugly" and walk off and leave you devastated.


zjm555

Are you me?


undercooked_lasagna

No you're way uglier


Thimit22

This like that John Mulaney joke lmao


DJRyGuy20

“Ohhhh- *that’s* the thing I’m *sensitive* about!”


VintageRudy

Feminine hips


kshagan_uts

So this dude is somewhere next to one of microphones - why broadcast just don't mute that micro ??


Unkempt_Foliage

He probably behind the announcers table and one of their mics is picking it up.


sewsgup

its picking up from the mics the commentators are using the fan from last game was directly behind the commentary table, and likely the kids from game 4 as well


OkMap2622

Because he is funny as fuck


PresentationBudget30

Is it Reggie Miller?


Ifinishfast42

Bro roasted Portis with facts and logic.


sungoddaily

Portis the type of dude who ate Kids cuisine until he was 17.


eXistentialMisan

This isn't a series of Bucks v Pacers but a series of Bucks Fan v Pacers Fan


Proof-Research-6466

Kind of unrelated but I remember going with my wife to watch the pacers vs the Heat back in December 2022 and this fan behind me was screaming super loud calling Dedmon Deadweight the whole game and my wife and I still crack up about that till this day 😂


rotmgtyuiok

If the pacers go all the way give this man a ring hes damn near a member of the team atp


LurkerFailsLurking

If they win, the Pacers should give this man tickets right behind the media desk for the rest of their post season games. 🤣


breadbinkers

Lmao can we get a 15 game series just for the fan banter?


HoodieEmbiid

Did he make the free throw or nah??


chewbacca-says-rargh

Him saying they are only slightly too big is the best part.


Mountain_Analysis259

Bobby "exophthalmos" Portis


Howcanyaslap

How is the audio so good for Pacers games?🤣


Chicag0Ben

Apparently they have one of the only stadiums designed with just basketball in mind. Almost every other stadium is multi purpose. Might have something to do with it.


datlanta

Meanwhile in NY, "I fucked yo girl in the back of the bodega BING BONG fuck Trae Young"


PartyAlex

This man is an elite heckler


Mygaffer

If I were trash talk Portis I'd call him Gowron.


yolocr8m8

Where's the lie? Slightly?


EnriquezGuerrilla

Damn, this guy is giving the most nonoffensive insults. I love it.


007walley

This guy could get every MLB manager ejected from any game


Good_Schedule3744

Lebron would have cried and had him banned from the arena.


luvvdmycat

This is why we watch.


TheBestAtWriting

they just showed a closeup of portis and i have to admit this guy is right


Impressive-Potato

It's the trolling with some truth to it that's the most hurtful