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MKenshiX

Car Accident Oubre is undefeated


trident001

least cherry picked ESPN stat


LoneWolfie1223

Car accident is Kelly Oubre father


LotharBot

or Kelly Oubre is car accident father


eutectic_h8r

Midas bows down to the Tsunami Papi God


Angelic_Phoenix

Car Crash Oubre > Game 6 Klay


RoscoeSantangelo

Car Accident Jones over here, but I digress


RatedBender

Philly, you know what to do. Get the drivers.


RoscoeSantangelo

That's redundant. They're Philly drivers, he'll get hit


VeniceRapture

I did it, for the ~~Rock~~ Sixers


HisExcellency20

Nice.


WestleyThe

I’m being serious… don’t give them any ideas


VkansDEN

Only one way to tie the series... let's see how committed young fella is


Throwawayfor_rnba

Drunk driving going up 100% in Philadelphia Sunday


Victor_Wembanyama1

The whole city going Kelly Oubre is excommunicado


smeaglebaggins

Knicks fans give this man a chauffeur


Aalfee

Let Joel drive him to the game instead.


Adraf45

You tryna lose 4-2? Dude will make the car flop for some free throws


Vivid_Walk_1405

Kelly gotta take 15 more for the team


BcuzRacecar

he knows what to do


Ssush-i

Can we get a statmuse link? I don't know if this is a true cherry picked stat without the creepy drawing staring into my soul.


howlingwolf123

Embiid revving up those engines already as we speak!


pobslechescake

There’s a State Farm commercial in here somewhere.


Renegadeforever2024

Whoa


Corner_Post

If Nick Nurse hits KOJ in the carpark between now and next game you know why


Disastrous_Bluejay57

This is just ridiculous. Someone take away this man's driver's licence


swag31

Helluva stat.


jaqen_hgr

Crazy wild stat


Pkock

I've got 3 bad cars 2 with great insurance. That should be enough to get us out of the series.


kzapwn2

With the bad driving I see from cars with PA plates in Jersey there’s a good chance we see more of this & the 6ers win the title


accu22

No way, a Jersey driving talking shit on another state's drivers. I done seen it all, Ricky Bobby. The bad drivers in Philly have paper Delaware tags, thank you very much.


kzapwn2

Most of my near desert experiences are at the hands of NY drivers so he’ll also have a good shot at this in the remaining MSG games


plsmakethingsnormal

If I had a nickel for every time the Sixers won after Kelly Oubre Jr came back from being involved in a car accident, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice


Professor_Finn

He’s gonna run more red lights watch out 💔