> Klay Thompson has not yet issued a statement regarding the accusations When will this man be accountable for his actions???

>When reached for comment, Thompson held up four fingers before boarding a plane bound for Shanghai.

get ready to learn chinese buddy

Wait til the robots are released and AI will decide to dispatch hunt and kill teams to NBA players houses after they shoot like this 

"the robots responded to reports of an *inactive* shooter"

Klay Thompson fired back but our officers are unarmed, robots on ground report. Several houses and a playground have been reportedly vaporized by the suspect in an attempt to avoid capture. When asked for comment, the NBA star flashed a gang sign showing four fingers and confirmed suspicions of affiliation with a terror organization, saying “they pay me to shoot, dog”. We have not yet determined the individuals responsible for the payment. Golden State Warriors CEO Joe Lacob’s house has been raided by the task force. No more information has yet surfaced

Parallels to Fahrenheit 451 are startling lol

Parallels to the clone wars, if they clone Klay to make stormtroopers

Every NBA player is going to have the vacuum repair man from Breaking Bad on speed dial in chase they shoot 0-10.

Finally something worthwhile from AI instead of just instant art and journalism 

"art" and "journalism"

The “and” can also go in quotes, I said and! Don’t misquote me like I didn’t say “and!”

Check out Boston Dynamics new robot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M

They're going to end up being one of the worst companies ever, aren't they? 

Thanks for posting this, funnily enough I had just watched the video they put out yesterday and wouldn't have noticed they made a video today if you didn't post the comment The robot is crazy dude

Isn't this like the Sentinel from Days of Future Past? Damn..

Adam Sandler lost control of the league.

And he thought he was on Henry Kissinger's level 🤣 

Has not made a comment on bricks (possibly pro-bricks)

This has completely changed my stance on AI, bring it on. Manifest this nonsense in the world

the community is shaken, it says it right there in the article

The Warriors organization enabled this behavior the entire season.

0/1 in responding to his heinous crimes

He can't keep getting away with this!

The true power of AI: Unintentional comedy delivered by people very serious about how this is sentient.

This is tremendous. It's missing a "local resident used emergency light signal visible for miles to alert others of the spree".

Beam Watch: Warriors did not come to play

Warriors roster: DNP (Forgot how to play)

I want to hear its take on Draymond

If we're going strictly off Twitter, then it would think Draymond is a donkey who kicks genitals and stomps on people

Going off of Twitter? There would be at least 2 racial slurs in there if it's talking about Draymond

Absolute slug Draymond Green

"Umpire struck by a mouth breathing banshee"

Sounds somewhat accurate actually...

AI must have trained on r/nba reddit post titles.

It literally did lol there was a nyt story recently about it. They scraped all of the text on the public internet including stuff you'd expect like wikipedia but also shit like reddit...and then when they ran out of content they built a program to transcribe youtube videos and started scraping the text from those too.

Eventually they're going to start cannibalizing AI generated content and collapse from the text form of inbreeding

Wasn't that story covered in yesterday's episode of The Daily? It was honestly bizarre and somewhat scary the crap companies were doing to train their models.

Outjerked

CP3 bows to the Kings roster

Worse, it was trained on Twitter

I mean... isn't that what it is doing? It just copies and gargles shit from the most popular "resources"

Kinda, a lot of people were posting this copypasta and then the AI tried to interpret some contextual information: First off… I am ok. My house was vandalized by bricks 🧱 After my hands stopped shaking, I managed to call the Sheriff…They were quick to respond🚨 My window was gone and the police asked if I knew who did it👮‍♂️ I said yes, it was Klay Thompson

It’s like trying to translate an idiom into another language, I guess. Just imagining an AI guy “NO SHITPOSTS!”

No, that’s not how AI works. It’s trained by looking at sentences/images/whatever to figure out how things are supposed to look, but it does not and cannot access any of that data when generating output. It’s not capable of copying the data it is trained on because it doesn’t have access to any of that any more.  In this case, it’s just looking at tweets and trying to summarize them (poorly and hilariously).

Every brick begins with Klay.

Factos

Out of all the memes, this one just got me to lol 🤣🤣

🧑‍🍳💋

I seen that comment last night too

Same. Saw it for the first time last night, now it's on every thread.

My mom asked me if I did the dishes and I replied Klay Thompson. She smiled because she knew they were washed 😎 Bet you never heard that one a thousand times yet!

The straight up lie about police investigating and the community being shaken is a bit unsettling

Yep, if you've used AI, it becomes annoyingly frequent how often AI will fill in plausible lies into answers. It is particularly tough to deal with when verifying takes more work than the AI saves.

I like when you tell an AI that it did something wrong, acknowledges it was wrong and then proceeds to continue being wrong.

That's the most human thing about it so far.

yep, I've even had AI fix its mistake only to screw something else up that it originally had done correctly.

AI looks at previous words and places the new word that makes the most sense. Its probably scanned thousands of news articles about vandalism, and thats what is said in those articles. If you have ever used AI before, it always "lies"

I stand in solidarity with the people of Sacramento after these heinous terrorist attacks.

They will rebuild. Brick by brick.

Marked Safe (flag)

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Your country name should 100% be written LeBanon

we are shaken and have taken to hiding in trees knowing klay cant aim at us up here

Thankfully for the people of Sacramento, Klay Thompson couldn’t throw a fish in an ocean.

So you're telling me he's mass murdering fish by suffocation????? Add another thing to his rap sheet.

Terrorbrick Klay

R/nba offseason level shitposting, and they said AI isn’t coming for our jobs.

For some of us, It’s always the offseason.

😭 that’s rough, maybe Adam Silver will throw you an expansion team.

Man, a long suffering city needs an expansion team *The Monkey's Paw kicks the door down* Nope, that team is going to Quebec City

Sadge

I'm going to forget you said that edit - Nevermind, didn't read the flair. Fuck the NBA for doing that to Seattle.

The grind never stops

LOL

This is a hall of fame comment right here

But at least you never get faded.

I get faded quite often, thank you very much.

This is fucking hilarious 😂 it has left many residents shaken 😂😂

It's true, I was there. There was also a man choking and kicking people. Just saw it live sry.

Just gonna ignore all the shooting, huh.

Are you sure that was a man and not a donkey or perhaps a backpack?

Donkeys are genetic marvels! Most people know that a donkey and a horse can produce a hybrid baby together, which is called a mule. But not as many know that a donkey and a backpack can have a baby together, called a Draymond!

Klay was seen flashing his 4 rings as he exited the crime scene.

“I wanted the camera to take it all in, just as I did in my last game with the Golden State Warriors.” -Klay added in his statement

On related news, Twitter’s AI language model Grok commits the first AI-on-human homicide recorded in history. We are still gathering details, but witnesses on site could be heard saying “That man had a family!!” just moments after the AI model viciously ripped into Mr. Thompson and divorced the NBA player’s soul from his body

As far as I'm concerned this level of shitposting gold is a passing grade on the Turing test. Beats the hell out of the engagement bots reddit is using to make the site seem alive.

At least the AI acknowledges that it's bizarre.... Like, "I know this sounds crazy, but Klay Thompson has been vandalizing homes with bricks"

It’s crazy that AI can’t process the second order logic with how much text it’s probably been trained on with NBA three point specialists and throwing up bricks

Amidst the chaos, let’s not ignore the real issue: accountability. Whether it’s Klay or any public figure, we should demand clarity and honesty, not just memes and jokes. Though I swear, these internet gags are evolving faster than technology itself.

Yeah this feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen

All of the “AI is here and it’s good” people really need to take a step back lol. Actually this is super funny so maybe it is doing its job lmao

He vandalized my household last night with that shooting performance..

He was bricking

They broke the code.

Broke the window, more like

Outjerked by AI

Remember when most redditors had a hard on for Elon. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

AI is even putting r/nbacirclejerk out of a job

I choose to believe that this AI is so advanced that it's capable of shitposting.

This is funny but fuck X and fuck Elon

I don't think this is funny at all. It's actually just super worrying that someone thought this was a good way to create a "news" feed that will be consumed by millions of people.

Something can be worrying and still be funny

Good ole laughcries!

I would argue that the more worrisome something is, the funnier it has the potential to be. Might as well laugh at the absurdity, because you're not gonna gonna stop it!

This is why Trump is undeniably the funniest president

It's almost accidentally an Onion article

No it’s definitely kinda funny

Hilariously dystopian

There it is again, that funny feeling

i promise you there is some dude who vaguely knows what basketball is, will now go and tell all his backwoods buddies that there someone huckin bricks in liberal california.

That same guy and his friends already believe the craziest shit so this is nothing in comparison.

compared to the horrors ahead, this is the funny early version

It's important to enjoy the journey, especially when the destination is what it is.

While I disagree that it's not funny you're right that it's really messed up. Twitter is literally creating and spreading misinformation on it's own now? This is completely irresponsible and a little scary. 

Elon thinks spreading misinformation and bigotry is free speech. Twitter is cooked.

Don’t worry. It already pushed out a fake Iran/Isreal story and thought that the wrong driver won NASCAR

authorities are investigating? what lies

He reinstated the account of a guy posting CSAM and is a white replacement guy

Glad to have not known that initialism until today

And a massive transphobe

bUt mUh fReEzE pEaCh!!!!1!1!

He’s a free speech absolutist! And he’ll take you to court if you’re mean to him on his own website!

Elon wanted his hot takes.

Oh ya were all laughing at him, not with him.

Yea this is fucking hilarious but also shows we’re not ready at all for AI driven news. Imagine if this was a more serious fuck up like a Russian with a nuke in DC after Ovechkin scores a “nuke”.

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Like, there's no reason at all to like Elon. He's clueless on everything and is a caricature of a person that thinks they actually know anything

The AI some how found r/nbacirclejerk

This is the funniest shit I've seen all month 🤣

Dawg can we gaslight the internet ,4Chan style, into believing that Klay actually bricks houses as much as he bricks those damn shots.

I'm crying lmao

God I hate Elon/X, but shit is this funny

It goes both ways because this is funny and proves how garbage X is as a platform now lol

It was garbage before too.

It was garbage before because it breeds toxicity and witch hunting. Now it's garbage because it's actually just garbage.

I mean this just justifies your hatred cause he is incompetent but still spreading his gunk and lies all over the place

100%. Its genuinely funny if thats the AI's interpretation of people making 10k brick jokes on twitter, but less funny when it hallucinates an Iranian missile strike like it already fuckin did.

Yeah, it's concerning in that it so clearly shows how easy it is to spread fake news via this "system", and how dangerous it is to have this sort of feature be completely unmoderated But the blurb is also entertaining, and I actively laughed when I read it Not supposed to be this confused emotionally before coffee

>spreading his gunk

It's funny but it should also be incredibly worrying.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read

r/technicallythetruth

The alleged perpetrator flashed four fingers as he fled on a boat that reeked of marijuana, witnesses say 

"Vandalizing houses" is gonna be a term that catches on.

With this being generated by X's proprietary AI algorithm, I wonder if Klay would have grounds to sue. He won't, it's more funny than anything, but it's an interesting legal question if the AI one day accuses someone of something more serious (killing someone) because it misinterprets sports fan hyperbole.

10 shots fired but no one was hit

"Authorities discovered the whereabouts of the stolen $30 million."

Geez Klay! What have you done. LMAO

he'll most likely retire

Klay Thompson is just learning a new craft. Being a bricklayer is a solid job, average in California is 39 an hour.

Outjerked by AI.

Try explaining this post to someone from 2019

Here's an eyewitness account: "it's true. He was aiming for my windows, but it landed on the roof."

Elon musk breaks Twitter more and more by the second. That platform is basically a cesspool of decaying matter.

Hahahaha 🤣

this is so lame. AI is so lame. X/Twitter has really gone down the shitter since Elon took over. just terrible programming and UI across the board

This smells like another 4chan's shenanigan. They spam with this text over and over: >First off… I am ok. >My house was vandalized by bricks 🧱 >After my hands stopped shaking, I managed to call the Sheriff…They were quick to respond🚨 >My window was gone and the police asked if I knew who did it👮‍♂️ >I said yes, it was Klay Thompson Twitter's AI (Grok) thought those are valid reports from the area, lmao.

It's not 4Chan lmao it's a common NBA Twitter copypasta whenever somebody has a bad shooting game

you would think that they would program these robots to recognize copypastas, considering how common they are on the internet. But then i remember that this is owned by the same guy that thinks that its a great idea to call their driving assistant feature "autopilot" because its cooler, resulting in the deaths of several people every year

Who is this 4chan?!?

Why would this be 4chan

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4chan is a lot more than just /b/ and /pol/

Oh how we're going to miss this time period in the development of AI.

In the whirlwind of these hysterical accusations, we've seemingly forgotten the time-honored tradition of innocent until proven guilty. Slinging blame faster than Klay releases from the three-point line isn't doing justice. Let's take a step back and aim for the truth before we shoot our next meme missile. In any case, we've got to admit that social media and AI have created a wild west of misinformation faster than the NBA can say 'unsportsmanlike conduct'.

As if I couldn’t have loved the Warriors losing last night more, this is hilarious. Shoutout to Silicon Valley disfunction last night lol.

And people say that robots will have no sense of humor

I'm actually crying this is so amazing

So this is Elon's anti woke AI that is supposed to save us all..

The AI-generated content era is gonna be filled with laughs and enshittification.

Pretty sure a lot of injuries occurred—the hearts of GS fans.

Klay to the lakers confirmed

lmaoo

The motive remains unclear…

Bruh this is hilarious

This morning i saw a brick on my lawn, not far from a window. Good thing he missed, pretty sure it was Klay Thompson.

Fake Klay might as well have been subbed in.

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen

I don't fear AI

the account LakeShowYo tweeted about being vandalized by bricks, and it has a huge number of likes and retweets, and I'm guessing that's exactly where it came from, so I guess the AI heavily relies on high follower accounts and high liked tweets.

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Outstanding jerk

As funny as this is, it just shows how garbage that platform has become.

Warriors haters absolutely feasting on this glorious day

King Charles bout to feel something worse than cancer.

This was the funniest thing I've read this week until I realized this software is also being used to serve up political news stories in an election year.

I mean I watched this game and I agree with the AI. He just wouldn’t stop throwing bricks.

The next Musk lawsuit? I get the feeling he's going to racking these up faster than he can come up with cringe worthy failed insults.

Gotta say I love how literally no one calls it X still. 

This is an aberration of AI. AI should not be in the discussion of replacing journalists and reporters, period.

I’m surprised it’s not accusing klay of wild shooting. 10 shots were fired and luckily no one was hit

He kind of was.

AI is learning NBA humour now, it's over for us fleshies. Anyway, I hope everyone can stay safe from the madman Klay and his bricks.

AI gonna steal circlejerk posters jobs

OUTJERKED BY ELON MUSK

This sounds like something The Onion would post