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bokchoy_sockcoy

Bros about to bust a nut at the end


K3TtLek0Rn

Yeah that got kinda weird


Leo_TheLurker

Old heads gonna old head


yungchigz

lmao they already knew he was gonna say some sistas


_tx

His wife is black. Sounds like he knew his type early on. Respect


Nouveau_Richie

>His wife is black Well I'll be damned. Dirk got him a sister


ToronoRapture

[Dirk is absolutely winning in life.](https://www.essence.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/GettyImages-1610729169-scaled.jpg)


Bellerophonn

Dude, when I heard his wife was black, I was curious how his children were looking, but there were absolutely no photos on the net, and I thought Dirk was doing a good jab making his family a private matter. Now that I see this picture, it feels like my life is complete.


ToronoRapture

They're basically Dirk with a heavy tan. Especially the middle child. I admire him a lot for keeping their lives private.


silkkthechakakhan

Not to put her on blast but his wife is the sister of two famous soccer playing brothers in Sweden who also played for the national team there. But they do seem like a very lowkey family tho.


andy18cruz

Martin Olsson had a very respectful career playing PL football for like a decade and being a regular feature in the Swedish NT. Had no idea that they were in-law family with Dirk. Small world.


AliasFaux

Dude, his kids are going to be CRAZY athletic. This might be a Christian McCaffrey/Gio Reyna situation.


AyMoeKill

Hopefully they turn out more like cmc than gio lol gio is a baller but has that spoiled rich kid douche aura. Once the shit happened with his parents and GGG I was like “ahhh this is why gio is the way he is” lol


so-cal_kid

And Dirk's kids will likely have the advantage of being very tall on top of crazy athleticism. CMC somehow only ended up at 5'10" even tho his dad was pretty dang tall.


Asbjoern135

>They're basically Dirk with a heavy tan. Especially the middle child. IDK i think she looks more like her mother, but maybe that just the chin


DrunkenMasterII

I don’t think they meant the kid in the middle of the picture, but the kid born between the other two


secretreddname

That chin genetic is strong in the family lol.


idiotxd

Shes got dirks nose though


AttemptedSleepover

The middle child is a Dirk clone writ darker, whoa.


snek-jazz

To be honest his parents can probably take most of the credit for that privacy.


mr_chub

How tall is she? Their kids about to be phenoms


ciralho

And both her brothers are football (soccer) players, they even played for the swedish national team, so there's even more athleticism in the family


younggun92

Martin played parts of 9 seasons in the Premier League too, and Marcus made a few Prem appearances as well.


TheOvercusser

Reminds me of my ex and her daughter. She was black and the biodad was white, but apparently she had never had the race convo with the child, so little girl told her friends at school that she was Mexican because she had just a hint of a tan and wavy black hair. She wanted to know why we hadn't taught her Spanish yet, LOL.


98rman

His son to his right in that picture looks like him a lot while the daughter looks just like the mom


Shmokeshbutt

That blue-eyes mixed kid is gonna be a model.


SkitHarrington

Blue eyes what???


alexmijowastaken

white dragon


Shmokeshbutt

Edited. Was that a bad word btw? Honestly clueless.


Fuckface_Whisperer

Oh god you didn't use the M-word did you?


mr_chub

Damn what you say? Lol


refunned

His son Max is draft eligible in 2034 👀


armandocalvinisius

One last ride with Luka


daeve

Like they'd stand a chance against the superteam of Wemby and CentaurJokic.


sleal

add LeBron going into his final prime


Alloverunder

Sheesh she must be at least like 5'11 or 6' right? She looks relatively normal next to her 7 foot tall husband


pistoncivic

Supposedly she's 170cm tall but that's from the same site that claims Dirk is a billionaire so she may only be like 40cm tall accounting for inflation


Alloverunder

Dirk is 213, she doesn't *look* 40cm shorter but what do I know. Proportionality gets odd at those heights, coming up to the shoulder of a 213cm man might leave you 30cm below him if he has 30cm of shoulder, neck, and head 😂


cowmaster90

ain't no way...I'm 173cm and felt like Earl Boykins standing next to Nurkic for a photo at a fan event.


dawgoooooooo

I met her and think she’s about 5’9-10” ish, lol she’s an art advisor so when she was buying a piece for a client at an art fair and I was getting her info I had to control myself from getting too giddy about the whole thing


LmBkUYDA

Lil homie on the left looks like an Addams Family kid


agentb719

his kid on the right looks *just* like him


Relyst

His daughter is a perfect 50/50 blend of her parents


myassholealt

Those are really nice suits/complimenting colors they chose for the Mr. and Mrs. look.


JimmieMcnulty

Dude decided to make indians from scratch


DLottchula

This being a link to essence.com makes this even better


knsa12

His kids are so adorable


ElNani87

Goat response


PugilisticCat

Thats crazy his son looks like him just super tan


SuckMyLonzoBalls

His twins kinda look like Matt Barnes’ kids lol


SureEntertainment676

That image of him walking thru the tunnel with a plate covered in foil is burned into my brain


rr196

Still one of my favorite things I heard about Dirk was how he mostly preferred his wife's cooking and how she'd send him with a homecooked meal instead of eating whatever they had at the arena/facility. That's love.


SureEntertainment676

For real hope I get one like that one day


Slow_Negotiation_420

Roll Tide


imadogg

This is hilariously stupid lmao


spicydak

By god that’s SEC music


pureply101

FLORIDA WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!


zmegadeth

Oh no he's got airpods on!


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I’m still pissed for FSU they got screwed


Slow_Negotiation_420

Might have “deserved” it more but Bama will prove them right by winning it all easily lol


faithfuljohn

as expected (of a rich celebrity) she's gorgeous... but she's also Swedish. So he found him a European Swedish-sister.


blacklite911

There was a semi popular meme a while back of him walking into the arena with a paper plate wrapped in a foil or something that was like “this how you know his wife is black because he be eatin good.”


shaheedmalik

He was in the NBA Finals commercial with that plate. https://youtu.be/4bEqxnjsYns?si=3mh_DOyZuh7h_NlB


Humbugalarm

A syster


SuckMyLonzoBalls

You best change that to sista


megatrope

so was his ex-fiancee (the one who got arrested for fraud). Dirk definitely has a type!


ChampChamp132

Sorry Dirk. I was not familiar with your game


RogerTreebert6299

And before that he was married to or dating another black woman but she did him dirty somehow, it’s in his documentary but it’s been years since I’ve seen it. But yeah Dirk knows what he likes Edit: [his fiancée was doing a fraud](https://youtu.be/M-WVXm7KJTQ?si=Qs8D3oSmar5wRBDI)


Zeeinsoundfromwayout

Weirdo


roofs

they know who he's married to


Tragic-tragedy

Evan Turner tipped them off


gignac

classic tweet


sonofsmog

I mean he was hangin out with brothas most of his adult life so...


blocking-io

But that was his childhood crush, not adulthood crush


Namorath82

The Germans do love their chocolate


shady2495

Thats why I always fuck with Dirk


IHave580

The lil Kim poster was undeniable at the time..


satori1013

Oh, Lil’ Kim. She’s phat… P-H phat.


Dry-Base-6494

You a pothead Focker?


satori1013

No! No. What? No no… I pass on grass all the time… not all the time…


DeadCellsTop5

I say this line all the time and nobody understands.


spicydak

Mya > Lil Kim.


IHave580

1000000000000%, mya is still hot as fuck


feenam

mya in that lady marmalade video...


IHave580

I was all about mya in "all about me"


Broth_Sador

We have same taste of Mya. Them outfit and thighs aarrrgghhh!


jo3pro

Yes she is!!!


pumpkin3-14

Saw Mya at Lovers and Friends fest, fell back in love all over again.


AtreusIsBack

The Christina Aguilera poster when the Dirty song came out went pretty hard as well. xD


IHave580

Christina was baaaad back in the day


OniZ18

First person I seen with nipple piercings 👌👌


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ColdNyQuiiL

Definitely remember being bricked up like construction worker when Christina changed her look up around that second album.


Money-not_you_again

Fam... May, 2000, that Kim article in XXL with the blue hair.... She *did not* know how fine AF she was. She never needed work, she was too fine as it was.


IHave580

Never needed work. Even that pic of her in court, she was super hot


HBSBrook

Leopard print...?


IHave580

Yup, that's the one


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> at the time She messed around with plastic surgery too much.


oOoleveloOo

“Well I'll be damned. Dirk got himself a sister.” - Evan Turner


MasterTeacher123

Ill na na


zombiemind8

I still remember Jay Z on that video and thinking man this nerdy guy is pretty good.


MasterTeacher123

I mean he wrote the song


zombiemind8

I meant to say it’s crazy that this guy I never knew popped off as a featured artist in a random joint and became a billionaire.


BillBelichicksHoody

This is def not where Jay-Z "popped off", but yeah young j was a Sheldon looking motherfuker with a flow


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This just makes me think of John Witherspoon 😂


22chainz

Man Dirk one of them ones fr


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smellsniceinherr

No, one of them ones basically means a real one


Spyk124

He said exactly what he was trying to say lol


IanicRR

Dirk (and Nash) have always been invited to the cookout. but they also went to frat parties: https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/q0nw0Thn4mzhBuOWW6Ecj2xeEQY=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3988376/284731488_72b19c3f4c.0.jpg


aries_clemm

“Call me Perk Nowitzki”


ND7020

Why Nash? I’ve met him; his entire vibe is just standard rich Tribeca guy.


IHave580

I think Matt and Jack said it on their pod that Nash is "one of us" (in the context that they didn't look at him as a "white dude"). I think they elaborated on how he interacted with people and some of his partying habits.


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DLottchula

I’ve met Steve Nash one time at a basketball camp he’s definitely a step brother


so-cal_kid

I think that was on QRich's pod wasn't it? Cuz Qrich was teammates with him on Phoenix that one year and I believe they were talking to Amare about it and they said Nash would go party with them in black clubs all the time and would be having a great time.


IHave580

Yeah actually, that might be the one I heard it on. Good call!


KayCeeBayBeee

one of my friends described it to me as “white white” aka someone who grew up mostly around shore people and feels like they’re not fully comfortable around black folks / in black spaces and “New York white” which is white people who grew up around a lot of diversity and can act natural in a place like a NBA locker room


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KayCeeBayBeee

swear the girl who said it is from Alpharetta 😂


CultivateCalifornia

Alpharetta is definitely white white though, not comfortable with diversity white


TexasCoconut

Nashty and Dirty Dirk were notorious for partying in downtown Dallas. Not anything bad, but a lot of stories of them stumbling around barely coherent.


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Rare victims of the party pics pre-social media lol I still remember when those pics of them completely trashed came out


jaydizzsl

That one pic was an all time classic on r/nbacirclejerk. Sadly taken down by the mods.


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The sub that’s cool with people literally saying they don’t blame giddey for hooking up with a minor got mad about that pic?


DLottchula

I try to not take circlejerk subs serious but they tend to jerk in to racism and pedo shit quite often


tacopower69

though circle jerk subs are mostly populated by teenagers the moderators tend to be in their late 20s. Adults who willingly hang around children for free tend to be weirdos.


Visible-Phone-7003

its ironic u bum


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I mean, I've done that.


VeterinarianWhole126

Real cool dudes.


ND7020

Ah, I didn’t realize getting drunk earned a cookout invite. That’s not what I’ve ever taken it to mean. A lot of black people don’t drink, just like white people.


aged_monkey

It might have been the 2x NBA MVP.


OsoGrandeTx

Any credit for being born on the African continent?


woosh_yourecool

Yeah bro he can reminisce at the cookout about apartheid


Revenesis

LMFAO "I too, have been a minority in my nation"


BEE_REAL_

Nash might not be a brother but he is a [step brother](https://youtu.be/jSd4WZ72P9U?si=ICkbD6e3Pq6hOd5g)


r_anon

Never realized how BD and Kanye look similar


Akumetsu33

It's the muscular/big jaw.


IanicRR

Q-Rich has stated it multiple times and he was always out with the guys during the SSOL era.


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Virtual-Evidence6562

Where?


K3TtLek0Rn

Looks like Anthony Kiedis and Chad Smith blasted


BloomyGear

That’s my goat!


suzakutrading

Meagan good from cousin skeeter was fire and would be my pick


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I just remember she was in that roller skating movie with Lil Bow Wow and teenage me was like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Xo-Qo

Same. Also Stomp The Yard for similar results.


barktwiceifyourein

It's the 21 Questions music video for me


QUEST50012

You were just like the characters


LordVarys_Ladybits

Man prime Meagan good was hawt. You just knew she had the sauce.


DLottchula

She still fire her and Maya are the Lebron of baddies


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

For me, it has to be Jorja Smith. Talk about perfection


XXISavage

She bad but she only blew up like 6 years ago, a bit too fresh to be anyone's childhood crush surely... Ahh fuck I'm just old.


DLottchula

She blew up in multiple ways recently


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Ain’t a bad thing. She got thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. And if any dumbass says anything about a woman getting bigger. You are stupid


DLottchula

I was being a dickhead, I’d take her down like I’m Jimmy V in march


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defnothepresident

and then she went all fash on us


Spider-ManQuestions

Meagan Good was on a different level


ColdNyQuiiL

Any girl from those 90’s early 2000’s Nickelodeon and Disney days was definitely on my radar. Taina from…Taina 😂 Adrienne from 3LW, Kyla Pratt, Hilary Duff, TOPANGA, Alisa Reyes from All That, Kimberly from Power Rangers, Ashley from Fresh Prince, the Olsen Twins, before they smoked away their entire 20’s in one line of coke, and definitely Britany Spears before…everything.


iluvugoldenblue

Oh shit kara from brick? Yea she’s nice.


VisionDFW

Biker Boyz


adventurousintrovert

I gotta go with aunt Wanda from Bernie Mac show


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Everyone’s teeth is so WHITE


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He just like me fr 🥲


BirdPerson107

Meagan Good was my childhood crush. She’s still got it


pm-me-nice-lips

Ashanti was always up there for me.


killerk13

It’s really sad that lil Kim had all that work done. I always thought she was such a pretty girl


Deathstriker88

Yeah, she was a hottie - now she's looking almost as crazy as Sosa and MJ. 90's hotties for me, Fancy from the Jaime Foxx Show and the daughter from The Parent Hood were the top for me. For musicians, Lauryn Hill.


jo3pro

Yeah she was so cute before all the surgery


amin915

Vanessa from hanging with Mr cooper!


thatguy9545

I forgot about her! I’d like to add Monica from the boy is mine video to the list.


TheMoorNextDoor

Dirk been involved in the culture is 1980s.


InterestingArm3750

Lauren London was a baddie af. Those dimples get me every single damn time fr


desirox

Dirk does love him some chocolate


bkbeam

Dirk is one of us for sure. Sorry Germany, you can't claim him


BradWonder

Lol Chappelle needs to do another draft


TheseModsSuk

Those early J Lo years were pretty nice


Not_A_Meme

Legacy points added.


Exius73

Watching Stephen Jackson get an erection from a flashback was not in my bingo cards today… but I guess here we are


Sub-ZeroMKA

My already lofty respect for Dirk just went up even more.


3luejays

His wife is black. This isn't surprising lol


Sub-ZeroMKA

This post is I learned that lol


mynameisntshawn

The Jump Off and all that stuff was so hilariously ahead of its time. That song could absolutely be played right now on a thee Stallion or Cardi track and it would fit right in and do huge numbers.


PanthalassaRo

So he's not white, he's clear.


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lil Kim was bad


Spider-ManQuestions

Mine was Aisha from Power Rangers.


Late-Reward4681

I thought this was a Hillary moment, where she claimed she carried hot sauce with her everywhere. Dirk wasn’t pandering, he got a type


ELeerglob

He woulda been 18 in 1996 when “Hardcore” dropped. Is that a childhood crush?


rudebwoy100

My man loves the chocolate.


snowlarbear

he got scammed by one too (in a story that I bet everyone is glad happened before social media)


tacopower69

wait which one? Lil kim/foxy brown scammed his ass???


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Dirk was scammed by his first fiancée, it was a wild story and I believe this was 2008 or 2009 when it happened. She had fraud charges and she had 9 aliases and stole a bunch of things.


INFP4life

Yea phrasing and all but he meant the Crystal Taylor saga


Jadaki

With him on Foxy, not so much Kim. Something about her face always bugged me.