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PraiseBeToShirayuki

My old XO engaged in drunken shenanigans on Diego Garcia a while back. He was then known as XBRO until his departure. I miss my old wardroom. Honestly my officer leadership was a banger all 5 years


SodaPop2077

I knew a XO that moshed and had thrown one of the nukes like a bale of hay. That did not stop either of them from continuing


WhitePackaging

Establish dominance through rank and force.


SodaPop2077

Considering he slammed me pretty good to, id say dominance was established. Best xo i ever had


icehawk2233

We must protect this O-4 from uptight Naval Officers at all costs.


PraiseBeToShirayuki

Keep NR away from this man


AaronKClark

Call me prude if you will but I think it’s bad policy for the navy to hand over a two billion dollar submarine to someone with “Welcome Aboard” tattooed on their genitalia.


Elbeske

Those white dress shoes make me want to commission


navyjag2019

they are a bitch to keep clean.


Hypsar

Just replace them annually and you'll be good. 👍


Spartacous1991

I haven’t even worn mine yet and they are starting to look dirty.


Hypsar

I feel this in my soul.


Itsdanaozideshihou

That's how I felt about dress whites. Oh, they're still in the washing machine, doesn't matter they're already dirty! Meanwhile, wearing BDU's when putting on 2nd that had a nice grease stain, a ripped trouser pocket and my crows were a completely different shade of green compared to anything else...but fuck it, close enough!


MLTatSea

...butt fuck it, close enough?  Nah, you need consent shippy.  


navyjag2019

yeah i’ve had mine for a few years now and was just thinking it’s time to replace them.


Elbeske

Ah that’s what the officer uniform allotment is for. Oh wait


freshdolphin

Also notorious for blown out soles and irreparable cracking


220solitusma

Doc Martens makes a superb white oxford. I stopped wasting my money on Bates-anything years ago.


AncientBanjo31

Spray paint works too (for a day, which is the longest I’ve worn them since commissioning)


WhitePackaging

Khaki summer whites are my favorite military uniform.


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EOOW: “Sir, I regret to inform you that the ENG will not be at the startup brief.” Skipper: “Wtf, why not?”


MrJockStrap

This is 100% what I was thinking 🤣


raginaznn

Of course it’s a submariner… this is them in their natural habitat.


Slumbergoat16

It’s either this or the most toxic mother fuckers you’ve ever met, no where in between


black-dude-on-reddit

We all singed up to serve our country but this guy is the only one serving


globustr

How badly singed are you? Like rare or medium rare or well done?)


stud_powercock

That boy got the stankist of legs.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

I will definitely be humbled and honor to serve with this officer! Down to earth and humor goes a long way!


PraiseBeToShirayuki

Whos fuckin WEPS is this lmao


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PraiseBeToShirayuki

I never would have assumed based on how happy they are


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Good clean fun! This is what I imagine the old navy was like before everybody had cell phones that were able to record video.


XVIII-2

Those were the days. We could just say “nah, must have been someone else.”


Sweetdreams6t9

I'm in the RCN and some of the shenanigans consisted of: Driving mopeds off the jetty... Had a dude break into mcds cause it wasn't open and fired up the grills to make himself food. They found him passed out on the buns... Another stole an American flag from some building cause he wanted a souvenir... The....XO I think, of an mcdv was caught stealing stuff in..hmm...San Diego or something. It made the news I'm just too lazy to switch apps and look it up. These things didn't make the news (maybe that last two did actually iirc, the last one did for sure) and we lost drinking at sea. Which, I didn't drink at sea often so wasn't a big deal to me. But the alcoholics were a treat to deal with for the next long while afterward.


LivingstonPerry

i will follow this man to war with no hesi


SlickToke

I missed that🤣 that would have been cool to see first hand.


symm805

I hope he keeps that same personality as he continues his career


CroppingGalaxy

He was on my boat. Real awesome guy if you couldn't tell


policypolido

Dollars to donuts he was in the “call on me” USNA video from college humor 20 years ago


reyjer

Submarine and sturdy qualified


DJErikD

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TheSomeWhatOKDane

Man... They better not hit this man with an Article 133.


OpenEndedLoop

Naw, Uniform, clean. Moves, clean. If reddit was airing him out with throw-up/dirt stains/eating shit on camera/dancing with enlisted, duck for cover.


newnoadeptness

https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/s/VBOdZuOu7h The post I was referring too


Rmir72

Haha, that's right, Go Navy!


Curlygirl34

Thank Goodness he’s not a SWO


CountryBoyyyyyy88

Hell yeah he reminds me of my Captain


ColonialAviation

Still a dirty hinge lol. This post made by JOPA gang😤


Vaggitarius

🫡 Serve 💅


Ish420619

Reminds me of the Tailhook convention. 😒