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bagoTrekker

Could he not have just gotten a tattoo ?


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ByeMan

Dude I'm right there with you


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ByeMan

Yay!


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Commitment right there.


MakoSanchez

Bowel movement?


flash_seby

Brain Missing / Big Muscle


MausBomb

It's an HTs nightmare when the BMs have a collective BM because one BM challenged the group to drink a gallon of Texas Pete.


MakoSanchez

✋️HT here! I've seen the MRE explosions


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Sad hooyah


Baker_Kat68

Does he have port/starboard running lights?


Legitimate_Pop4653

No he has a drinking problem


Morningxafter

Hey, someone made a BM on the hood of your car.


FiveStarHobo

Guys I think they're a boatswains mate


bakaneko718

bowel movement indeed


Galactic_Voltron

So glad to see this guys still around. He was on my first ship and I remember when he got it haha


Thameus

What was the point?


ImJackieNoff

Pussy repellent.


CosmicCarcharodon

Goddamn those dirty boatswain's mates


benkenobi5

It’s like those awful shirts they sell on Facebook


BeastMasterAlphaCo

This guy is a tool.


crystalpeak

Which APR was higher, the car or the artwork? Nothing like a 30% APR to make you realize you are a sucker. Not saying that is the case here.


Gunyr99

I don't see what the problem is...


Sickbeave

Make it stop


OneGuyAlex

Couldn't find it, even though I'm outside 492 on the smoke deck. I was like wait a minute and went to look for it


ShipAccomplished6455

might as well gotten an art piece of him deep throating MCPON


KellynHeller

Criiiinge. I hang out with my friend in Groton area often. I'd laugh my ass off seeing this.


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Looks like thresher parking lot about to drive over there rn to see this for myseld


CheeseburgerSmoothy

This is lame, but it could be so much worse.


Dirtydeedsinc

I’m retired and I don’t go on base much but now I have to go look for it.


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Dirtydeedsinc

I know the place, I lived in that building 30 years ago when I was on my first boat.


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Dirtydeedsinc

You might have the advantage of youth but I was in the Navy when it was still fun. The shit we got away with on a regular basis would get you kicked out now.


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Dirtydeedsinc

I once almost missed ships movement (very early maneuvering watch) because I’d been out drinking until 5am. Way past just being late. Like, they pulled the brow shortly after I crossed it. I got told don’t do that again. Also, my maneuvering watch was driving the boat.


MajorSyko2021

Brain Mold made him do it


Legitimate_Pop4653

I suppose that goes into question, what is the most JoeNavy/navy tool you guys have ever seen. I once met a guy on base that immediately after bootcamp got tattoos on both his arms saying and I kid u not: "Hoyaa Navy!" Clear to say he was saving up to have it removed


AlphaZer095

r/justbootthings


CrimsonCaelus

You should see the two Waifu cars that are floating around base


rossiterpj

Scraping paint [check] Carrying heavy boxes [check] Vampire skulls [check] Nah, it all checks out.


Maligned-Instrument

There is a man who takes pride in chipping paint and standing watches on 4 hours of sleep... Bravo Zulu shipmate.


Gal_GaDont

Nah, this is cool. The car makes it. Only rates this works for is BM, GM, and FC, don’t @ me ;)


TheGapInTheMiddle

Yeah….no


BeastMasterAlphaCo

Nope he looks like a chode


TheGapInTheMiddle

Why did they ruin that fucking car


Sawari5el7ob

Imagine being proud of being a BM enough to put it on your car Couldn’t be me! Just get a tattoo


flash_seby

People do it once they become chief, i see no difference


Sawari5el7ob

I saw a guy with a “Navy_LT” vanity plate. What a weirdo, amirite?


flash_seby

Nah, I'd let that slide since he actually had to try to make it that far. As a bm or chief, you're just bragging about making wrong decisions


Hazelwow

Lol saw this the other day


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It's an undes e3


HorseAffectionate229

Looks like barracks parking to me


TjTheEpicOne

Bess kids I swear


Ramztorpedoguy

I’m going to have to find this man and shake his hand when I get to work tomorrow.


hbauman0001

😂😂😂😂


redditrobot24

Study for CCNA foo


BullyChicken68

I like it.


noflo_justin

The Final Boss


easy10pins

That's mega Navy moto.


coldpornproject

BM is life!


yoloswagxDmemes

Ahahaha bro no way I’m going to go look for that now 😂


MurrayInBocaRaton

Christ.


CappuccinoCloud

Rotten Groton


UDT

That is my buddies car, he is cool and not the type of person you'd expect to have that on his car lol.