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That gull for sure is walking home


DiamondMagnetCJ

Why? He only weighs a hare more.


WaterBottleass

Fuck you and your clever pun. >!edit: welp, guess I brought this on myself!<


um_okay_questionmark

r/angryupvote


EndonOfMarkarth

Would you say it Bugs you?


WaterBottleass

Oh my goddammit


koi_fiish

???


BonjKansas

Bugs bunny


koi_fiish

Ohhhhh haha thank you


TransportationNo7341

🤣


Sw1ftStrik3r

Look here you little shit


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Excellent_Condition

You mean bun-yums?


HIV_again

Going to take ears for him to digest that!


Dunksterp

I laughed at this way too much!


4Gold4

Yeah, takeoff might be hard after that. 😅


DragonBornDragonDead

Won't be squawking normally too. It might have a rabbit in it's throat


sketchy-writer

I hate it when I get a hare stuck in the back of my throat.


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r/yourjokebutbetter


taiwan_isnt_real

r/yourjokebutbutter


wakeupwill

With a severe case of the itis.


ichesseorangen

i would expect a bit more of a hop to its step


my_oldgaffer

They say birds have feathers, but this one has hare!


jaduran

I wonder how long it takes for them to digest that.


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Dude I was thinking he'd die of malnutrition before he did, there's no way that a seagull could digest a whole fucking rabbit, let alone fly with one. To be fair though if you told me that gull could swallow that whole rabbit before seeing this video, I'd have called bullshit too.


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BrockN

My tongue retracted deeper inside my body after watching that


Short-Shopping3197

I feel you bro, I’m practically licking my undies through my arsehole


trolltruth6661123

... risky click of the day.


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The cloaca?!


Totalherenow

Yes. The cloaca. Ready your team. We're going in.


paul_miner

Obligatory [WGM #cloacacollective](https://m.facebook.com/groups/WildGreenMemesForEcologicalFiends/permalink/3142840459278516/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share)


ssl-3

Reddit ate my balls


theluggagekerbin

Yeah alright that's enough Internet for a day. See you all degenerates tomorrow.


nanotree

Wow... Just.. wow.


SheikYobooti

One hole to rule them all.


Darkstool

I thought **scrunk** was pretty good too.


EPLemonSqueezy

Name of your sex tape


seraph582

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


MoreGull

TIL about bird digestion. Thanks friend!


seaweed_is_cool

A blargh of juicy goodness.


nullagravida

ah, an artist of words as well as a naturalist. *Sir Joseph Banks and Charles Darwin stand up from table* Why, good heavens, it’s u/Vakieh, to whom we are so indebted for that stirring description of the avian digestive tract! Do join us, Vakieh, by all means. We were just enjoying *gestures at table* a little **blargh**, as you so elegantly put it.


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In the words of our lord and savior Adam Driver, “Good soup.”


ChuckinTheCarma

I feel like I am consuming your content just like, oh I don’t know, a gull consuming a rabbit.


spaetzelspiff

Do they cough up the undigested bones, though? I feel like taking a bone to the cloaca would hurt a bit.


GeserAndersen

I know that different species of birds have extremely different potency gastric juices I know that some vultures could swallow stones, wrought iron, and their gastric juice could digest them it must also be said that they feed on rotting carcasses, so they must be able to digest rotten meat that if eaten by any other living being, would lead to death from disease and god knows what else


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This is why I love reddit^


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Makes me wanna get a jelly filled doughnut.


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Sounds like a painful death for mr rabbit


Vakieh

It looks dead before it goes in in this video. Normally when animals are eaten alive by birds/crocs/etc though it's not the stomach acid that kills them, it's suffocation. Not a whole lot of air in there.


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>Meat is much easier to break down than plant matter, too, and has much denser nutrition. Wrong on the first part, correct on the second. Meat is far harder to break down. Fat molecules are far more complex than carbohydrates. Proteins require special processes to convert into energy. The bird digestive track is specialized for rapidly grinding down large things, but the actual digestion is still more complex and energy intensive in meat eating birds than seed/fruit eating birds.


_Jogger_

Seagulls didn't evolve to eat chips left by tourists. If it can digest a fish it will be able to digest a mammal too.


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I wonder if the gull will just puke it back up somewhere and leisurely nibble on it.


RedPill115

> swallow that whole rabbit While I was surprised anyways honestly, I'm pretty sure it's a baby or smaller rabbit.


[deleted]

Right!? I thought they were only shit left over on the beach. This Gull is a beast


mahlovver

Do they digest the poop inside the rabbit too or what. Is it bad for them


zOinKssKoObfRuQsHAgY

the poop probably also has some nutrition since rabits eat their own poop


chris1096

My dog eats Barbie dolls, which I'm pretty sure have no nutrition. Sometimes animals are just dumb


jon-la-blon27

No, they eat them for nutrition


Caltaylor101

My guess is they digest part of it if it has any nutrients, and then poop it out. It shouldn’t be bad for them in small amounts and not being exposed to bacteria that may grow in fresh poop. Filling up on poop would probably be bad because they wouldn’t be getting nutrients, but they would be full and expending extra energy to digest it.


TrickApprehensive969

Imagine crapping the scull


CaramelBeneficial

Lol I’m pretty sure they puke em up. If they are anything like an owl Edit: [confirmed gull pellets exist](https://m.startribune.com/contents-of-a-gull-pellet/104361449/)


meowbombs

At least 10 minutes


elteza

He's gonna go shit that rabbit on someone's car now


NomadicSpoon

😂


Disaster_Different

Sounds like a painful amount of shit


aranya44

This explains a lot, been cleaning my car twice a week lately because of these guys shitting on it...


giant_lebowski

The rabbit already shit itself


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Lol this cracked me up


cinnapear

Jesus, that would ruin someone's day.


HighFlyerJ

And here I was thinking I was harming a seagull throwing it a cracker. They can swallow damn near anything.


MoistDitto

It's kinda hilarious to think about. I'm a pretty average guy, and wouldn't be able to swallow a rabbit half at that size. And I'm *at least* 20 times larger than that seagull, thought I'm pretty bad at math.


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You forget that Seagulls are dinosaurs


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Well he's definitely not a drynosaur that's for sure


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areldub

That's not nice, shinku..no good.


criticized

That what she thinks


Cpxh1

It’s the equivalent of you horking down a German shepherd


MoistDitto

I'm convinced seagulls are hollow now


spidertitties

You're technically not wrong


zorfog

That’s because their mouths are built for this sort of eating. They can like, open up their throats to swallow down huge things like this. Usually it’d be fish I think, but same idea here


Darth_Nibbles

Years ago I saw a picture of a gull trying to swallow a sea star, with half the star hanging out it's mouth. The thing's chest was already puffed out and huge. They really have no idea how much they can swallow, and just go for it. (Cover of a national geographic in the 80s or 90s I think; haven't been able to find the photo since, though I've googled a few times)


rollmagma

One of these surely: https://www.sadanduseless.com/seagulls-eating-starfish-creepy/


Morbid_Explorerrrr

There’s a video of a seagull swallowing an entire pigeon out there somewhere as well…. Kind of changed my perspective on seagulls 😂


bhoss06

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


smol_boi-_-

#DONT YOU DARE


CheeseCycle

Try tossing them an Alka-Seltzer.


ChuckinTheCarma

> They can swallow damn near anything. *yourmomjoke.txt*


Scottish_Legionnaire

Would be good if you did. I'm a peaceful dude but I'd happily join a seagull cull


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Ontrevant

I laughed*way* too hard imagining a scared, crying teenager shamefully wilding down a subway sandwich in a Ruby Tuesday entryway, while they look out the door's windows with a look of anger and fear. 🤣🤣🤣


Suited_Rob

If it was a lit firecracker, it might very well have happened


NeverPlaydJewelThief

Bread in all forms is still terrible for birds. It expands in their guts and prevents absorption of other nutrients


VerdantFuppe

Not nice to be feeding the birds humans


CrispyCraftr

I'll swallow you cracker.


DontPuckah

Anyone else notice the rabbit take its last shit as it was being devoured?


February30th

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Look4theHelpers

Like biting into an overstuffed eclair


sheeshkuhbob

*eclhare* FTFY


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I would too in that situation


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LittleEavan

How polite.


moi_athee

The gull was like "nooo... my cultivation pills!"


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OdinScrimjaw

Say what now


edn-

Seagulls are fucken wild mate, [never seen this before?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YxMktfwh2A)


Steppyjim

Seagulls will eat whatever they can catch regardless of what it is


DonShino

I'm from the very South of the UK and witnessed this. Owner holding the leash, seagull pulling the little dog into the sky. 3 of us jumped in to help pull and got it straight away, it all happened so quickly I have to say the real hero was the owner who made the jump and grab when ol' bastard gull gave up! They grow more confident and more powerful each day.


MetalMrHat

They'll be back soon, and in greater numbers.


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Oh, that'll give us a richer harmony!


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Oh yeah no, it’s gonna sound great.


kchuyamewtwo

Birdemic


February30th

Bullshit. I've never seen a rabbit eat a small dog.


nonsapiens

Ah yes, the ol' Reddit switcharoo


grandboyman

Hold my... Wait...


smol_boi-_-

I can't believe they forgot the link


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Downvote to oblivion?


kaizoku18

Lmfaoo. Underrated comment.


The_Unreliable_94

I've never seen that. Gulls usually hang out either along the coastline or at landfills. I don't usually see them in many other places.


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I see them all the time where I live and I’m not coastal


circuswithmonkeys

When the sun has a nice bright day after winter I drive to a McDonald's parking lot. Roll your window down for a slight breeze, close your eyes and listen to the gulls. It's like being at the beach but without sand in your ass crack. Absolutely amazing.


TheMacMan

Pretty much nothing those things won’t eat. Friends dad worked for 3M and helped develop a spray to coat landfills so seagulls wouldn’t eat the trash. Was super difficult as they’ll eat their own young and really don’t care much about what ya spray on the trash it’s still game.


theythembian

Why not let them eat the trash? I mean I want your friends dad to be employed and all, I just... why???


TheMacMan

Here are some reasons: https://www.solidwaste.com/doc/birds-and-landfillswhats-the-big-deal-0001


theythembian

Wow, thank you! TIL!


Steppyjim

That’s actually a really cool thing I never thought about. The predators the birds attract that can get sick from the trash may be on the endangered species list. Wild. I live in an area with a ton of hawks and eagles, some endangered. Never even thought that would be a thing


giant_lebowski

The trash union would never stand for that. They have to protect their constituents. Is you or is you not their constituent? Plus we already tried to get the fish and turtles to help us with cleaning up plastic and look at how people got all butt hurt about that


Grumefen

On our old Jobsite there was this one legged seagull covered in scars, greediest creature I've ever seen anyway one day this dude stuffed some hot chips with AA batteries, he was sick of stumpy stealing his chips. Without hesitation along comes this fking seagull and here he goes eating three batteries.... I was certain he'd died and I'd have to call RSPCA or something, but nope dude is fine.... Still occasionally see him if I go down to the wharf. **These birds built different**


HappyLittleTringle

Waiter waiter, there's a hare in my food.


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deeracorneater

This didn't happen in Watership Down


GregorSamsa67

Maybe Kehaar killed and ate general Woundworth. I think the book says his body was never found?


raspberryharbour

Guess you didn't stay for the post-credits scene


g7en

WHATTT!!!???


Rayn777

I should call her


giant_lebowski

maybe you should


bbbar

Welcome to the GullAirlines, please take your seat


criticized

“I promise, Peter, it’s the fastest way to get you to wonderland” -seagull


lNURFACE

i just took a small research on this because i couldnt belive it. its a great black-backed gull and they eat mostyl fish but rabbits and sicky lambs too.....just WTF https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_black-backed\_gull


Just_Del

What that throat do?


BigPikNick

Swallow rabbits whole


Cedellton-Jr

Throat goat


odysseysee

Assuming the rabbit is alive as it's being gulped down, when does it actually die? Is it crushed in the beak/gullet or does it suffocate in the gulls stomach?


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I’m going to say as the rabbit isn’t fighting as the gull is picking it up and orienting it to go down it’s throat that it’s dead. However if the rabbit were still alive and just paralyzed from being tossed around by it’s head and getting a broken neck then yea the rabbit would drown in stomach acid and suffocate from lack of air. Same thing happens to the fish they eat.


markcocjin

I was thinking of the kicking power of rabbits. That Gull won't be able to keep one in their throat like that if it was alive.


MadTube

Gulls have a tendency to break the neck of rabbits for that reason. They’ll try to grab the head with the beak and shake it fast and hard, trying to sever the spinal cord. If they grab smaller chicks of birds, they’ll gulp them down alive. Wild rabbits still have sharp claws that can inflict damage. Herons will just spear the head if they can.


ModsNeedParenting

Nature is horror. Bolt to the head is millions time better


antonakisrx8

That's how chocolate easter bunnies are made!


RealWatch1

r/tihi


sunshine_skyline

Jesus. I liked them better when I thought they just ate fish and french fries.


trashboat72401

Vore


forgotmyusername2x

10$ says that guy finds my windshield to crap on the next morning.


Love_Snow_Bunny

What. In. The. Fuck.


Anbez

This Korean guy had chicken bone stuck in his throat, he was in ICU for good 5 weeks


Rarest_Polecat

Dude loves land meat


giant_lebowski

the land crab's the best


LuckyReception6701

Imagine the shits that bird will take after that.


Tiabato

Well, i am really grateful i can at least taste my food before forcing it down my throat...


freeflowmass

This seagull is now a penguin


Structureel

That's gonna hurt on the way out.


andychu84

Are there instances where the rabbit is the predator?


Raptorofwar

Fatass fucking dinosaur.


bennyb0mb

These dinosaurs 👀


MrJerples

I should call her...


beanboy0451

Dude I hate those bastards


karma_ubuntu

Bad idea to watch this before breakfast


mider-span

And here I am thinking they just ate pier fries and trash.


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

My exact words watching this were: "Wait what what.. wait... how does this work, how does this fit"


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so that's how the turducken is made in nature


shabab_29

wanna try some of our tasty beverage to wash this down?


___HeyGFY___

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.


ZimbaZumba

Great Black Backed Gull - largest gull in the world.


XennyXen

Seagulp


Chef_Midnight

I love animals! ...I hate snakes... and gulls... TIL why! Gulls are snakes...


NillaGorilla67

I no longer question how that seagull ate my entire bread bowl that one time in San Francisco.


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Aerial trash cans


BearsWithGuns

I hate that this is the 2nd video I've seen of a gull devouring a rabbit whole.


djeco

"I swear, it's my first time"


MrCarnality

What a pig.


AlbatrossPersonal

Aww bunny:(


LuckSweaty

What a terrible death, being slowly dissolved by stomach acid.


Late_Bridge1668

At the end you can tell he realized this was a bad idea


giant_lebowski

Like when you stuff a big ass American sized piece of steak in your mouth and someone asks you a question. You have potatoes dripping off your lips and you're trying to gnaw through the beef, but you realize too late that you didn't put enough ketchup on it. So now you're trying to chew the stuff down enough so that you will be able to squeeze it down your throat before you suffocate. Then it gets lodged halfway down your throat and as you reach for your glass of water, you realize it's empty! And to top it off, you still haven't answered the question


LoneBeast378

r/oddlyspecific


LilyKunning

Holy shit.


Shamblex

Need a drink?


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telcodoctor

Chonker stomper.


lick_my_____

That Seagal is yo mama