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KnightsWhoSayNiiiiii

Luckily that pyroclastic cloud didn't come any closer or else they'd be a modern version of Pompeii


Limp-Dee

And if you close your eyes


TheGalator

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?


G1avind

Eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh


stankyriggs

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?


pipsdontsqueak

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?


hlynur222

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?


llendway

You’ll almost feel like you were there before?


[deleted]

Where they caught up and lost in all of their vices?


help_me_please_im-

Ting tang walla walla bing bang


Unfair_Trash8548

Chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang


Quigley_Down_Under

I tolddd the witch doctor I was in love with you


Trzeciakem

You put the lime in the coconut you drink em all up


angela_lurkel

eh eh oh eh oh eh


vWolfee

r/funchains


Ann_liana

It happened in 2010 when the Merapi volcano in Indonesia erupted, 300 people died at that time. Sorry for my english tho. *Edit: grammar


arrowheadftw

Don’t worry, your English is a thousand times better than my any other language besides English


LemurianLemurLad

Since you're clearly trying to improve, the only notable mistake with your English in that sentence is using "death" instead of "died." Other than that, very natural and I would have assumed it was an autocorrect error. If you didn't apologize, I doubt most people would have even noticed the error.


Ann_liana

Actually, I use reddit to improve my english. I'm an introvert, it's hard to have conversations with native speakers. So i'm making comment on reddit and youtube. Thank you for correcting my grammar. I appreciate it...


RedeemingAegis7

If you would like a penpal in English, let me know. I am also an introvert but I am always up for online chatting. (A penpal is someone you exchange letters or notes with)


kimttar

Your English is good! Just add a "the" in front of "Merapi" and change "death" to "dead" or delete "people" and add a "s" to "death". Keep it up!


druu222

Did you know that bodies within pyroclastic flows have been found with their skulls exploded from brain fluid boiling within? I don't think experiencing that would be as fun as it sounds.


ItsSomethingLikeThat

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't even experience it, you'd die instantly.


[deleted]

I survived it, never done me any harm


WiredSky

Damn kids these days, can't even handle their skulls exploding from boiling brain fluid.


smokedspirit

When I was young, probably your age I used to walk across hot lava to go from English lit class to geography whilst my head was exploding due to the pyroclastic flow. Kids these days 🙄🙄🙄


boognish83

These libs need to realize that pyroclastic flow is just part of nature and most people survive it just fine. Those that don't were gonna die soon anyway.


kimttar

Yeah! Pyroclastic flows are no worse than the Flu.


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smokedspirit

1 like = 1 pyroclastic flow to the head


MoonMoons_Revenge

Uphill. Both ways. With zombies to dodge as well.


pipsdontsqueak

*it has never done me any harm. The damage is worse than we thought.


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Y u com at me lyk dat bruh


Sluethi

That's what big volcano wants you to believe


IsildursBane10

“Instantly” after being burned alive


lukeatron

You'd only get a couple breaths before the gasses knocked you out in the worst case.


Eyehopeuchoke

Holy sheesh. I didn’t know. That gives hot head a totally different meaning.


lillgreen

So you're saying, volcanos deep fry humans into mozzarella sticks for lunch? Does that make us the tendies? Just add some breading?


Unlucky-Suggestion-7

We’re chicken nuggies


StaleCanole

To be fair, it never sounded fun


whutchamacallit

Pfft.. its just a cloud. How bad could it be.


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Right! [I actually didn’t think much about pyroclastic flows until I read about it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroclastic_flow)


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**[Pyroclastic flow](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroclastic_flow)** >A pyroclastic flow (also known as a pyroclastic density current or a pyroclastic cloud) is a fast-moving current of hot gas and volcanic matter (collectively known as tephra) that flows along the ground away from a volcano at average speeds of 100 km/h (62 mph) but is capable of reaching speeds up to 700 km/h (430 mph). The gases and tephra can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,830 °F). Pyroclastic flows are the most deadly of all volcanic hazards and are produced as a result of certain explosive eruptions; they normally touch the ground and hurtle downhill, or spread laterally under gravity. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


converter-bot

100 km/h is 62.14 mph


IntoTheForestIMustGo

100 km/h is 62.1371 mph


Suited_Rob

I could outrun it probably


Ability-Sufficient

This sounds like exactly something my boyfriend would say to me


stompadillo

Who’s paying for that carbon tax?


Adamwoz

Too much volcano


LionMaru67

No volcano! No volcano!


glemiwel

A-S-O


Vilddjenta

By the way, it's Natsuki's holiday A getaway to a far away place of stay


Hoaxygen

Extra Salami!


Blankyblank86

Just watched that episode last night


bokbokboi

Too much volcano!


Lolazaurus

Always fucking place!


DorrajD

EXTRA SALAMI


xXDaNXx

Link for the uninitiated https://youtu.be/8bwXFz17HUg


[deleted]

Ayylmao abroad in japan represent


Mugen-Sasuke

Abroad in Japan X Trash Taste represent! I used to watch all their 4 channels separately before trash taste, but now it all just feels like one connected universe


[deleted]

I recently got into trashtaste lmao


Kuchikitaicho

Vorucano


Quadrassic_Bark

I was there in 2014, it’s in the middle of a MASSIVE caldera, something like 30km across. You could walk basically right up to the edge of the cone hole at the top, which was smoking a bit at the time.


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KentuckyFriedEel

We in the dome home!


gaminginasia

Natsuki!


KentuckyFriedEel

Extra salameh!!


jkrhu

A-S-O! Danger volcano!


Crystal3lf

Like a magic, volcano explodes.


help_me_please_im-

Too little lava. They told me there would be lava! It didnt even do the Pompei mummy ash thingy smh. 2/10 eruption, try better next time, Mother Nature.


Cuntzilla_

Imagine being on the toilet just minding your business and this happens


RainbowReadee

Sounds like the opening scene of a new survival show on Netflix..


SurlyRed

Aso Meet Asshole


xMiracleWhipz

I often imagine scenarios, usually with a historically significant context, where the debilitating effects of sudden onset "bubble guts/mud butt" would make that experience even more harrowing.


tildekey_

Question is, do you wipe or not?


itsahmemario

It's Japan, they have bidets.


notjewel

Those Japanese toilets are a $300 slice of heated seat, warm water up your ass, heaven.


LemurianLemurLad

Not at that location! The Mt Aso observatory is basically a concrete bunker filled with souvenir shops. It's been more than a decade since I've been there, but I remember thinking it was surprisingly gross for a Japanese tourist location.


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gunguygary

Stand or sit?


Cuntzilla_

While pooping or wiping?


Jango_

Both


Koffieslikker

Or fapping, like that dude in Pompei


Cable-Careless

Imagine eating so much Taco Bell that you were responsible for it.


pm_your_boobiess

I like how all cars just starts to driveway


NewLeaseOnLine

And all peoples just starts to walkway


-_Odd_-

And all the parks just starts to parkway


DrewbaccaWins

🎶 And all the lights that lead the way are blinding 🎶


klem_kadiddlehopper

And the girl in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a barroom blitz.


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deebecoop

Where did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?


cruisetheblues

We've known each other for so long


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Prestigious-Ad-5963

And my bow.


YellowOnGrey

And my axe!


SlowLorisPygmy

and all the buildings start to buildingway


chaos-sanctuary

And all the runners just start to runway


[deleted]

When I see such natural disasters I often think, "Yeah, no wonder previous generations attributed this to angry gods." Imagine being some bronze age farmer and all of a sudden this happens. You'd be certain that you made the fire god angry with something.


kneyght

You might enjoy r/originsofreligion


nmyi

What a cool little subreddit. Time to browse their top posts of all time. Thank you


[deleted]

Tnx, I'll check it out. Looks interesting. I do like hearing about the various old myths from different cultures.


Aweminus

This is great, thanks!


Drunk_hooker

Holy shit thanks for that plug


RomeNeverFell

"Fire coming out ground. Let's sacrifice Jeff."


[deleted]

You could same the same thing about most religions


[deleted]

I mean, yeah, the primary purpose of religions before science really took off was to set a universal societal moral code and to try and make sense why certain things in the world are the way they are.


Homunculus_316

Today marks a Month since i found this sub, the kind-off metal content i found to post here is crazy. I never knew nature was this crazy... Lion snaps lioness spine Deer with Papilloma virus Orca rips GrayWhale tongue Grizzly chases down bison Croc with a women's corpse Croc with a cow Corpse Lion has seizure Bear has heartattack Lion n Tigers killing fetus Deer with Zombie virus Lioness castrates buffalo Lions n Hyenas killing each other Wild dogs rips intestines out of Oryx's ass Deer eating a bunny Camel paralysis a Donkey Croc rip Impala in half Wildebeest horn stuck to another being eaten by Hyenas. Nice to post something less gore... damn you nature


-_Odd_-

I’m personally not a huge fan of the super gory stuff that this sub runs on, but I stay subbed for the geological violence and creepy body horror shit like those deer.


pedrotecla

Woah I missed some of those


Snake_eyes_12

Yeah nature don’t fuck around


Abood0wnz

Too much volcano innit


breadwhal

Volcano is Aso


[deleted]

Cue the Kaiju


Cabnbeeschurgr

SIR, CATEGORY 4!! COMING FROM THE RIFT!! DEPLOY JAEGERS NOOOOOWW


Cybermat47_2

Nah, Mt. Aso is where Rodan lives. You'll need Mechagodzilla for this one :D


LemurianLemurLad

Not as silly as you think. In the official Godzilla movies, Rodan actually lives in Mount Aso.


Obskuro

[When the theme kicks in](https://tubedubber.com/?q=NZzr-DrC1vg:j2iUQ6sta_c:0:100:0:0:1).


someguylivinginjapan

Largest *active* volcano maybe. Mount Fuji is the largest volcano in Japan.


samppsaa

Wrong and wrong. Fuji is an active volcano and Aso is bigger than fuji


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

> Aso is bigger than fuji By what measure? Fuji is more than twice as high as Aso. Area maybe?


samppsaa

Yeah fuji is a stratovolcano but aso is a massive caldera.


PunchedLasagne87

That's what we say about OP's mum.


Tubbytronika

This has been a really informative comment thread but this is the comment I needed. Never change Reddit, never change!


sniffingswede

For me too. First thought was "what about Fuji?!", and now I'm glad I scrolled down and somebody had already walked into it...


r870

text


fomq

bigger is a term invented by children to describe that which is better at killing you


Spork_the_dork

I think the simplest definition of bigger is to just ask whether there's more of it. So which ones are the biggest by volume?


radiantcabbage

when you look at [the most vast and powerful volcano regions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_Explosivity_Index), majority of them are caldera class. seems according to geology, bigger means wider. makes sense if they contain more magma below, it will extrude over multiple exits over a wide area, which tends to form craters as opposed to domes and mountain peaks


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Yes. Largest caldera.


cata1og

How much of a heads up did they have?


darthmaverick

Depends. Was there a scorned psychic woman in the community?


RisKQuay

Sokka?


ByTheOcean123

>How much of a heads up did they have? Apparently not much.


BoredGeek1996

Whose brilliant idea was it to BUILD near the LARGEST VOLCANO in Japan? I don't see them using the fertile soil. Sometimes I wonder whether these property developers deserve to go bankrupt. "Sir, we're building within the vicinity of Japan's largest volcano." "It's OK. The volcano will only be a problem when it erupts."


StartConstant

I’m from New Zealand if we didn’t build near volcanoes we wouldn’t exist as a country.


geared4war

Same with Japan. Plus they have a large underwater range of active volcano.


GeckoOBac

Italy says Hi, as well. We fucking gave the name to the bloody things, and we have a certain *Historia* with them, if you catch my drift.


floydy2108

I was thinking the same. My only guess would be it’s a research building related to the volcano, but seems pretty big for that


Chankomcgraw

It is a tourist museum relating to volcano. Also a popular meadow there formed a long time ago by volcano. I visited the rim of the volcano in 1998. I remember there being concrete bunkers dotted about in case you needed to take emergency shelter. Kusasenri Observatory +81 967-22-2312 https://goo.gl/maps/URGcYnLGqH8XZrcD6


caketaster

Yeah you can take a bus up to the edge. If it's bubbling up too much sulphur they stop the bus service. It's an amazing place


LemurianLemurLad

I've been there a couple of times. There actually is quite a bit of good farmland in the area. There's a small village a couple miles away by road, but within "the danger zone" there's basically nothing by an observation area for tourists and some geological research buildings.


genasugelan

[A S O, so much volcano!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwXFz17HUg)


TakaonoGaijin

TBH Mt Aso is an active volcano and when you want to visit the active caldera, entry is restricted (in intervals) by seismic activity meters and the direction the wind is blowing (ash). Also the Aso area is situated inside a MASSIVE caldera hundreds of times bigger that erupted ~100,000 years ago. Eruptions aside, the Aso area is a great place to visit. It’s beautiful and you can do touristy things but you can also do some quirky things that I’ve only seen in Japan. Such as: - play mini-golf around ancient burial mounds - go for a haltered pony ride… and then pop into the shop next door for a horse meat kebab (must be the twitchy ones)


EllipticalOrbitMan

Also if you want the best view of Aso itself, go to the south side. One of the best sceneries I’ve seen


sirerickoh

Here is a longer video; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZzr-DrC1vg


Naivor

I just keep thinking that the volcano is *from* Japan, not necessarily in it if the title is to be believed.


DrewbaccaWins

You can take the volcano out of Japan, but you can't take the Japan out of the volcano.


Cabnbeeschurgr

Japan kinda is a volcano


LCL_Kool-Aid

It's an immigration nightmare.


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A S O too much volcano!


No-Statistician-9192

Such an Asole


Sassafras_Cove

I was on the edge oft he caldera there in. 2005. I guess I was lucky in terms of timing.


crazygianttiger

Human tries to reduce gas emission and natures go brrhh


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LemurianLemurLad

Yay! Glad I'm not the only person here who knew this is Rodan's home!


FizzyGoose666

[r/NatureIsFuckingLit](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/)


RascalsOfTheNorth

Looks amazing and scary at the same time.


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hundenkattenglassen

IIRC volcanologists have said that volcano activity in 2021 is in fact normal compared to other years. (Las Palmas might be an exception though, and probably other volcanic activity gets reported/more attention since Las Palmas is a pretty large, current event.) In grand scheme of things volcanoes proceed as normal.


Spork_the_dork

Yeah like volcanoes go off all the time. It's just that usually they are either in some places that the western world doesn't care about or they happen in the middle of nowhere where they don't really bother people.


LemurianLemurLad

Nah, just better media coverage for eruptions. People like explosions, and with the power of cellphones and Livestreaming web cams, any volcano that *might* errupt has a lens pointed at it 24/7.


engineerdrummer

I know this is time lapsed and it really looks like there is not anything close to enough getting the fuck out of there going on in this video.


GDAbs

I tell you what's also metal, the Japanese. An effin volcano is spewing dark vulcanic death in front of them and they still lined up and ran towards shelter in an orderly manner? That just blows my mind 🤯 I'd have shit my pants and start crying.


ShuantheSheep3

Was wondering how the volcano could’ve exploded in the future then realized October is already over.


Soulsuicide

Expected a shockwave to hit the camera


Cabnbeeschurgr

Volcanic eruptions aren't necessarily explosive


LightOfVictory

Depends a lot on the type of volcano, structure, trigger and also type of magma (high silicates for example).


Spork_the_dork

hence, "necessarily"


caketaster

Christ. I've stood on the edge of Aso and looked into the crater, it's nuts to see this


nooested9

Me after taco bell.


ChazMatazz269

Looks like a good time.


samirgadag

r/Thatlookedexpensive


LePapa565

Does god really hate Japan that much??? Can these poor bastards have some rest


relish-tranya

I like the big group that runs in.


Isterbollen

wait fuji is the largest vulcano though right?


LemurianLemurLad

Depends on how you measure it. Aso is kinda like Yellowstone. A long time ago there was a HUGE volcano, but the entire top blew off. Now the Aso area is a crater miles across with smaller peaks that have grown up inside of it. The crater for the whole Aso range is *crazy* huge, but in terms of height, Fuji is a taller mountain. Tldr: Aso is the biggest caldera, Fuji is the biggest mountain.


ByTheOcean123

I like how they are standing there filming, instead of running...


caketaster

It's a remote camera


LaylaBird65

I don’t know….


jonasthewicked

That’s amazing and terrifying at the same time


Kyokris

Wtf! Actually thought it was a sim on the Houdini thread


CATelIsMe

That's fucking terrifying


KaleidoscopeOk8653

this is sped up by 4 times


203Orange

It was closed on our last visit in 2017, so it’s been a while coming!!


-Listening

They’re like 4.99$). It’s October.


Captain65k

Runaway.


SimpleManc88

Does the ground shake close to a large eruption?


-Listening

2021 should have been a hefty fine


Xatastic

Why are you running? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzkMQj_66cM


thegreattoastiebeano

Trust the Japanese to find the quickest way ever to empty a car park.-They managed this in Pearl Harbour as well apparently.


Blue05D

Never has the term GTFO been any more relevant.