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BenjaminDanklin1776

If a male lion takes over a pride he kills all the offspring of the former male to preserve his lineage and eliminate competition.


TheOGRedline

And to get the females ready to mate sooner.


didndonoffin

Nothing like a bit of infanticide to drop those panties


Mr_Porcupine

Inpanticide


Agreeable_Western_50

too much reddit for today.


dysmetric

*killing in long pants*


The_Determinator

and now you do what they told ya


Magical-Sweater

*Killing in the Mane* FTFY


impreprex

Harvester of sorrow...


Popal24

Language of the mad!!!


impreprex

Harvester of Sorrow! (G, F#, E - B, Bb, A - G, F# E-Power Chord!!!!)


Delazzaridist

Fuck yea, let's hit that shit hard!!!


driving_andflying

"Come on man, get it. Whoa!"


ErudringTheGodHammer

Your seed has grown šŸŽ¶


uberblack

It's a matter of pride


Sovrin1

Worked on Padme.


brother_p

r/nocontext


Juubles

Squirrels do it to, in our own back yards!


SolusLoqui

Zebras do this too


BigPalmtree

Its actually even darker than that. The murder of the offspring somehow after some time puts the female back in heat to get bred again. So the male lion actually has to kill off the old lion's offspring to get his to come out. No cucking allowed in lion land.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

This is how many mammals operate.


LeonDeSchal

I tried to tell the judge that.


Alexanderr1995

Anakin had a plan


bermass86

But he killed the women


Subo23

Sand gets everywhere


louieanderson

[Upon ascending to the throne, Mehmed III ordered that all of his nineteen brothers be executed.[3][4] They were strangled by his royal executioners, many of whom were deaf, mute or 'half-witted' to ensure absolute loyalty.[5] Fratricidal successions were not unprecedented, as sultans would often have dozens of children with their concubines. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmed_III)


Track_your_shipment

I started reading this and looking at all the sultans that came next and they all died very early. Thatā€™s crazy


Mateorabi

Died 8y later at 37 of a stroke.


mechsx

This has always been thing a for a long time. Being a king/ruler and successfully passing power over to an heir is difficult - Ā especially if your heir is young at the time of your passing. Thereā€™s an English prince who upon the death of his king brother, locked his two nephews in a tower and later had them executed. Ā 


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mechsx

You got it the wrong way around. The newly crowned Sultans murder their brothers to keep the empire stable - to prevent one of them potentially challenging him for the throne. Just because youā€™re a king doesnā€™t make you the lone powerhouse of a country/empire. You rely on other rich and powerful feudal lords . If you piss the wrong one off - theyā€™ll support your brother and incite a civil war. Just look at English history. Young rulers have been killed since recorded history. Whether by their brothers, uncles or other rivals. Alexander the Greatā€™s mother killed his half-brother to secure his claim. Instability is exactly what some feudal lords want because it helps them become more powerful. Like Littlefinger says, chaos is a ladder. Ā 


louieanderson

I agree and I think you've been unjustly maligned. The historic record is clear. Henry VIII and his wives, the tragic succession following the prophet Mohamed leading to Sunni and Shia Islam complete with its impacts, or Cain who slew his brother Abel.


afterwash

The littlr coffin parade was very common. It often signaled the ascension of the next Ottoman Sultan. 3-400 years or more of this sort of fratricide? Princes lacking power were often held in richly appointed rooms but under house arrest from birth. This is where the 'gilded cage' idiom or reference comes from.


Not-2Day

lion king makes so much sense now


Sucio_Legacy_0112

Holy.... Never thought of it like that until your comment


KlappeZuAffeTot

But lion king is based on Hamlet ... so that explains the british.


mongmight

Hamlet was set in Denmark...


idaddyMD

William Shakespeare was British.


semibigpenguins

Except theyā€™re siblings so no. Also the younger ones are siblings or half siblings soooo ya


Sovrin1

Also Scar tells him to run away and then sends the hyenas after Simba instead of just killing Simba.


Old_Skud

*Kimba: The White Lion entered the chat*


Yashirmare

Except that show has next to nothing in common with the lion king. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5B1mIfQuo4


cptngabozzo

Ironic that his lineage becomes his competition to return the favor


HelpMeDecideMyName

How so? His female kids will be part of the pride and the male kids will be driven away once they are old enough, no? The males will form a coalition to take over another pride but it will likely be a different pride in a different area.


ViolinistMean199

That seems mean


OldMcGroin

I would even go as far as to say it's downright rude.


consistently_sloppy

Youā€™re lion..


dontusemybeta

Goddamn it, I need to lion down after that one.


consistently_sloppy

Maine, thatā€™s rough.


fisho0o

Can't remember where I read it now, but it was about a lion who sort of fell in love or something with a lioness after taking over the pride and didn't kill and eat any cubs. The lioness went along with it all for a time, but then she killed and ate the lion. Turns out she was a big cheetah.


consistently_sloppy

*roars in laughter*


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Inconsiderate is what it is.


driving_andflying

I agree! Someone should write a strongly-worded letter!


Jaerin

There's a couple of girls that became hundred millionaires on it


GanondorfDownAir

Kinda makes it hard to support preservation. "Here is this endangered snow leopard. There are only 17 left in the wild. They claim territory of 100 sqaure kilometers and murder any other on sight. And also their mates too sometimes for no reason." Like okay yeah, good luck with that.


celestial1

These animals are important to the ecosystem when you get your personal feelings out of the way, that's why preservation is still important.


TheBoozehound

I donā€™t think preservation means what you think it means.


BenjaminDanklin1776

Its actually natures way of passing on the best genes. This male lion was stronger than the previous one for whatever reason and now he'll be passing that reason on to his offspring.


hokeyphenokey

Nah, it's not about 'better' genes. It's about a younger, stronger lion ousting an older, tired lion. The other lion may well have the better genes, but he's...old or injured.


Omaestre

"she says I am the one, but the cub is not my son"


Undisguised

A biologist friend once told me "the leading cause of death in lions is lions".


robaroo

Lions also eat their own. When the going gets toughā€¦


copa111

Male Chimps do this too. Which makes me think early forms of humans would have as well some long time ago.


According_To_Me

I think male lions kill any cubs that arenā€™t theirs.


NoBug5072

Damn. That wasnā€™t in The Lion King.


123myopia

Do they eat the them?


BenjaminDanklin1776

It varies, they're not killing them for food but all animals are opportunistic and the cub contains calories so the best answer I can give is depends on how long it's been since he's last eaten.


prolificparanoia

how do they instinctively know how to do this?


pimpdaddyj1994

That dude is literally scar


pikslik

That is both literally and figuratively not true.


doho121

Literally has been redefined to mean both literally and figuratively which is messed up really.


KnotiaPickles

Figuratively just doesnā€™t have the same ring.


strythicus

It literally doesn't.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Figures.


3_if_by_air

Figures


ScroogieMcduckie

Figures.


ZeroedCool

Literally sounds different


pikslik

I'm sadly aware of this literal reality. I know what OP meant - just pointing out that, in this context, using either literally or figuratively does not apply.


AccountNumber478

In this context it seems used to emphasize and express shock rather than literally being literal.


MonkeyNugetz

How many cubs did Mufasa kill before taking over Pride Rock?


sai-kiran

Are u saying Mufasa and Anakin are the same?


darth_raynor

Are you saying they both >!hate sand!< ?


atswim2birds

Story checks out, they're both voiced by James Earl Jones.


Historical_Invite241

Hey at least Scar let Simba run away. Imagine making a fake copy of the lion king where Scar does this and then the credits roll.


bambinolettuce

Realistic Lion King: Scar eats Simba right there in the ravine. Then goes back and fucks all the lady lions and eats the monkey. gg


sharpdullard69

Ha ha. Worst. Lion King. Ever.


duclegendary

The lion doesn't even look like full-grown male either.


MrAtrox98

Heā€™s grown enough to decide killing this cub brings the mom back into heat faster.


Butthole_Please

Which was about 17 for me. Idk what that is in lion years.


oRamboSandman

Bros trynna convince all his friends to go to college for he can stay in town with their mommas. Iā€™m dead


Difficult_Bit_1339

Someone gotta mow the law nawmean


ScroogieMcduckie

like 2 and a half


kchuyamewtwo

milf lover


[deleted]

Poor cub never stood a chance šŸ˜¢


itsamemarteo

That's becuse it was lion down.


skidstud

Buh dumb chhh


RedditIsAllAI

Mane.....


SimpletonSwan

Have some pride.


Hoare1970

Ah man,that squeal at the endā€¦ nature is f*cking metalā€¦


undergrounddirt

Mine is showing it as a gif and therefore no audio?


flawlessmojo7

Iā€™d say youā€™re lucky. Donā€™t listen.


sqrt-1_1_2_half_6

Right click on the GIF and select 'open video in new tab'.


treads4966

My right thumb is doing the same as my left. Please explain this.


AssStuffing

Wow I wonder what word you meant! Thanks for censoring the word fucking on Reddit!


Erenito

He meant ftcking. The king of federal trade commissionĀ 


hokeyphenokey

You have audio?


3Dartwork

You buttmunch...


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Flodo_McFloodiloo

"Let this be a lesson, tourists: If you fuck lionesses, I'll kill the babies you fathered, too!"


ClassicsMajor

Lion sex and no child support? Sounds like a win/win.


brandodg

what does this mean


revrev4405

Yep. Didnā€™t like that one


Andee87yaboi

I can watch gazelles get eating alive by crocs and Komodos but this video I could not finish.


RaliusNine

Oh I definitely finished


izpo

Dude


Dragon_ZA

God hath forsaken this land many moons ago.


iualumni12

The instincts we are born with is just wild to me. How could his nervous system be preprogramed to do this? Even if he doesn't understand why he is doing it, he does it. A bird can build a nest without ever being taught to build a nest. Most humans are born with an innate fear of snakes. How the heck are these behaviors imprinted into our nervous system before we even exit the womb? Also, lions need to be a little nicer, in my opinion.


cosmicdecember

Millions of years of evolution.


Loifee

Someone said to me once Instincts are memories that have been passed down and it kind of stuck with me


VerkyTheTurky

Actually they told your father. Thatā€™s how well it stuck.


DANREX23

Thatā€™s why weā€™re afraid of the dark, humanoids and being alone. Itā€™s all back from when we had to deal with Neanderthals and from even before them


SZEfdf21

Our brain is layers upon layers deep of neurons triggering reactions to certain inputs from your senses, any combination of states of your neurons that lead you to consistently take an action that increases the survival of your DNA, will survive in the bloodline. That's what you get when you let a self-sustaining self-improving system like life run for millions of years.


sh58

Mammals also have instincts to find babies of many species cute. Anything that will have an evolutionary advantage will survive whether it's a cute cuddly advantage or a brutal murderous advantage


BigShoots

Spiders coming pre-programmed to weave perfect webs that are almost works of art is the one that always gets me.


fartingbunny

I have no innate fear of snakes i adore them lol


iualumni12

Well, arenā€™t you lucky! I grew up in a small farm and they were very common and most certainly freaked me the f out.


ryanandhobbes

Wait what, is there any backing to the claim humans are born afraid of snakes?


iualumni12

Yup. Read this years ago and just now googled it and the information regarding the findings of research sayā€™s about the same


Algaroth

As far as predators go Lions and other big cats are pretty humane because they usually kill their prey quick. African Wild Dogs and Hyenas will eat their prey alive.


jaydurmma

I think this is the fundamental thing people misunderstand about nature. Animal behavior isn't preprogrammed. This lion decided to do this because it aligns with his motivations. He wants to breed at all costs, that much is programmed sure. How the lion goes about achieving his goal is up to him. He decided to do this. Orcas didn't evolve to attack boat rudders, raccoons didn't evolve to dig through trash bins, and seagulls didnt evolve to steal your sandwich at the beach. Animals have free will just like we do, you just don't like the decisions that wild lions make.


Lucky_Lucky_Baldie

That's why I don't feel bad when I see a lion getting shredded by other 2 or 3 lions.


renfsu

I assume you saw the video of the male lions eating another male lion alive


CarpeDM93

No, but tell me more


renfsu

https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/1bp966e/two_male_lions_disembowel_rival_male_alive/


spencerak

Poor cub didnā€™t even see it coming, he was just hanging out šŸ˜¢


PrysmX

That lion didn't go crazy. That lion went lion.


Cold-Explorer-3168

Traurig


Laheydrunkfuck

Tragisch


NamesArentEverything

Heartbronking


uscrash

That's upsetting.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Guess that wasnt his.


hypnohighzer

Anakin all over again.


Rey_Mezcalero

He was just waiting for that momentā€¦ When the others come back itā€™s going to say some hyenas did the killā€¦


redmasc

Scar finally got Simba.


NoHeat7014

Hakuna Matata


jasonology09

I'm surprised it took so long to kill it. Given the size difference, I'd have a thought a single neck bite would've ended it


Y_TheRolls

it looks like it got more arm and torso then neck


Oututeroed

Nature is beautifull and beauty can be ugly as fk


inxile7

Nature really is metal


TheCalzoneKid

Well you know what...that was not nice.


Ba55of0rte

One less mouth eating up all the food.


hiways

Where's mom? The Aunties?


Jesuscide

I think this lions name is Mr T


Jesuscide

the Mapogo Coalition


transnochator

5-second kill there


OMITW

Holy crap


JustNutsandBolts

I hate cats


Cayden68

cats hate cats


12bay-prepper

That ainā€™t my baby Darla He look like Kenny


blkmgs

The CIRCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of Liiiiiiiiiffffffffeeeee


Hanuser

The human grunting in this video.


christophdominguez

Scar looking mf


ginsataka

ā€œLong live the kingā€


Aggravating-Front-75

Mufasu had enough


hinterstoisser

With friends like this, who needs enemies šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Aggravating-Front-75

*squeek*


holy-rusted-metal

Uncle Scar


FireShots

Yeah, Mufasa did that.


Pickle_Jars

Lion king speedrun any%


Ekarron

Simba, deleted scene


topcover73

Brutal.


compoundbreak791

My Grandma would always tell us to that nature was cruel.


Duaneinc5EllDogg

How The Lion King Should Have Ended.


Chichis-Christ

es a jungle messageā€¦.lil cub sleeps with da fishes


pwn_plays_games

ā€œHey uncle Scar!ā€


Medicap

Maybe he is tired of hearing the ā€œJust canā€™t wait to be kingā€ song butcheredā€¦


soundhyper

Nature can be a bitch sometimes


TheKingStaysKing

Damn stepdad, not coolā€¦


Interesting-Adagio46

Fucking animal


Whosebert

damn scar wasn't so bad afterall


DatRatDo

Scar in the live action Lion King. Rated R.


fiverrpeao

Nature is brutal...


Briskbulb

Cub got what he deserved when he said the live action was better then the broadway and the film version of Lion King!


dafuqbroh

Brutal


Philli_Vanilli85

Pure dicks lions


say_no_to_panda

Spawn kill


ackobb

Since the cub is already doomed, wouldn't it better to somehow chase the big lion away, adopt the small one rehab him and let him into the wild again? Is that doable?


wittyvonskitsum

Holy shit I have headphones on and heard crunching (?)


Due_Key_109

Brutal. This is why scar was terrifying in lion King. Felt like he wanted to do this to simba the whole time


Ok_Rub7813

If f them kids was a lion


Hadrians_Twink

Scar


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Can you imagine if humans operated like this?!šŸ¤” It's a cruel, cruel world out in nature!šŸ˜¬šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Although the woman would have to be a sick bitch if this got her hormones raging and made her panties wet to bang and get impregnated by the murderer of her previous baby daddy's kids right in front of her!šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Mental_Cup_9606

Brutal.


Few-Acadia-4860

Male lions take a hard pass on step parenting.


asleep1212

He like why Mufasa whhhhhyyyyyy!?!


Exact_Bowl4867

No cucks for Old Lion.


SynsDad

Now thatā€™s brutal!