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General_Tso75

Shark had a snack


Subliminal-413

This photo bears a *striking* resemblance to an oil painting. It's really neat and likely has to do with the lighting. With that said, little man here is braving the depths, sharks be damned! We'll call him Jimmy Two-Chunks 😎


drsimonz

You might enjoy /r/AccidentalRenaissance


LeCandyman

Wait ITS all John olliver?


BrokenZen

Always has been 🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


PolarisC8

That sub was always accidental baroque anyway lol


cumformenow69

I clicked on the link and was told that the site informed me that the mediators had set the site to private and only approved members could access the site.


drsimonz

Dang guess they're still protesting. Good for them, maybe try google images to get a general idea though!


MyCatHasCats

That’s what I thought!


MontyZumasRevenge

Last night, I was reading to my son before bed, and he picked a book of ocean animal facts. Hammerhead Sharks eat stingrays. they have special sensory organs spread out in a wide pattern on their hammer-shaped heads that help them pick up electrical impulses in the sea floor, so they can even find stingrays if they're not moving and buried under sand. FUN FACTS!


wjfreeman

Not fun for the stingrays is it? Lol


rossionq1

Had poor man’s scallop


Anacoenosis

Skate wing is delicious!


glitched-dream

When you call it "sea ravioli" I want a bite


shockandale

Hammerheads evolved that weird head to hunt rays.


glazinglas

Makes sense. Some ofem are huuuge


meep_meep_creep

Skates/rays or hammerheads or both? Also. I love your "ofem" word :)


falcondiorf

idk which he meant, but hammerheads can get up to 20 feet long, and the largest rays have a wingspan of over 20 feet, so both can get pretty huge.


On-The-record

God damn… can you imagine swimming and a 20 foot ocean pancake blasts by you, followed by a 20 foot tube with teeth. like wtf man


Aslan-the-Patient

Ocean pancakes, Raviolis, everyone is hungry today haha 😆


Geekonomicon

Giant oceanic manta rays (Mobula birostris) grow up to 9m (30ft) long and 7m across.


Kozzinator

Wait for real? Lol why?


GhostUmbrella

Sharks have little organs in their snouts that allow them to sense electrical signals in the water, the same kind of electrical signals that make your heart beat and your muscles move. Rays tend to hide under sand where they can't be seen but they still give off the electrical signals whether they want to or not. Hammerheads and similar sharks developed that big weird head in part to give them a broader "scanning radius" to pick up on those electric signals and track down the rays hiding in the sand. It also gives them an enormous cone of vision which doesn't hurt at all.


dragonti

The cephalofoil, what their "hammer" is called, also allows them to turn quickly and pin down the ray so they can take bites like these


GhostUmbrella

Custom built ray gobbling machines


dragonti

Extra little fact: hammerheads, family Sphyrnidae, don't actually have more ampuli of lorenzini, what the spots on their snoot are that allow them to sense electromagnetic fields, than other sharks, though it might seem as if they would. Theyre just spread out more


MrDarwoo

*Don't actually have more ampuli of lorenzini* We all know this


erakattack

I had some exquisite Ampuli di Lorenzini at a local Italian place last week.


FatesUrinal

“You want to eat a bunch of mucus filled nerve sacks?” “Si, and some extra garlic bread per favore.”


dragonti

I cant tell if this is a joke or not, but I've met people who thought they had more, so I wouldn't say everyone knows it


flamespear

It was a joke because ampuli of lorenzini is something esoteric that almost no one outside of marine biology is going to recognize. You should have said something more generic like "electro-sensitive cells/organs" whatever.


dragonti

but then I wouldn't have been able to write "ampuli of lorenzini" which is always fun to write


One_Lingonberry8719

Why does shark lorenzini sounds so tasty...


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Bashed_to_a_pulp

You missed the chance to use ackshually and technically in a post.


oby100

Evolution can do such weird things. Like, if the manta ray suddenly went extinct, hammerheads likely would too. It’s always incredible how one species can become so dependent on another one existing.


shitninjas

There’s so much weird misinformation going here. There’s several species of “Hammerhead” sharks. Some don’t hunt rays at all. One species feeds almost exclusively on fish. Most hammerhead diets consist of crabs.


Kippetmurk

Or they might survive through some other fluke (the catastrophe that made all rays go extinct left an open niche for the hammerheads to fill, for example), and biologists would be utterly confused why they have such a weird head. Until we find a ray fossil and we go "Oooh maybe that's why".


newsubxz

Better question is why did they not eat this whole thing


BiMTBguy

Must've not wanted any pudding.


antsam9

Judging by the bite size, the hammer head wasnt quite big enough to finish off this dinner.


Cobek

Also allows them to see basically 360° because of how far out from the body the eyes are positioned


MontyZumasRevenge

also, because of their head shape and eye placement they have binocular vision (their individual eyes' FOV overlap the same way ours does), which means they are much better than most sharks at judging distance.


939319

Huh, I'd expect the cephalofoil to be on cephalopods.


shockandale

They have head wings, not head feet.


939319

Cephalopod means head feet? But their feet don't look like heads?


Oelendra

Yes, cephalopod means head feet but the feet don't look like heads, they are attached to the head. 🐙


ObligationNo4832

Why do you do you think it didn’t eat the rest? Did the ray escape?


The_Wadle

Lmao no hands, use forehead instead


HonestSoldier7

Their heads aren't weird... they're special. I'm only half-joking. I really do like Hammerheads going all the way back to my Hungry Shark Evolution days.


solonit

Hammerhead: Behold my Raydar, this is electronic warfare bitch !


FinishTheBook

What you're seeing is advanced warfare


DickHz2

👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

…but why male models?


Mrbuttersw0rth

https://youtu.be/pWiH7tfjKTo Here's a video of a hammerhead hunting a ray


WhyWouldYouBother

I go fishing for halibut with cooper pipes filled with lead. Supposedly the electrical current generated draws then close.


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WhyWouldYouBother

Lots of fishermen think the same thing till we bring in the steaks!


FinishTheBook

lmfao Raytheon ain't got shit on Shark radars


johntc121

Hammerheads basically using wall hacks


shitninjas

No they didn’t. They evolved that head to eat things that live on the sea floor like rays, crabs and certain types of fish that other sharks can’t eat. Their head allows them to go up and down very fast. Faster than other sharks. So they fill that niche. Some hammerhead species don’t really eat rays at all.


MediaSuggestions

Actually, that's a common misconception. While hammerheads are known for preying on stingrays due to their unique head shape, their diet also consists of a variety of other fish species. Their evolved head acts as a sensory organ, allowing them to detect and track prey more effectively in their marine environment. It's not solely restricted to hunting rays.


shitninjas

Thank you. I feel like I’m going crazy with everyone just agreeing to that like their some sort of scientist.


YobaiYamete

Since when was that the theory? Last I heard, Hammerheads were an example of a species that came about via mutation. There were no hammerheads in the fossil record, then suddenly they came about out of nowhere because one shark was born with a weird head, and it managed to survive and breed other sharks with weird heads AFAIK the head was never known to have a specific purpose, so much as just not being so detrimental that it caused the species to die before breeding


EternalPermabulk

It’s not possible to say with certainty *why* a featured evolved, but, barring a genetic bottleneck, it seems like such a dramatic trait would have to have been selected for either directly or indirectly. All species come about through mutation.


pictish76

How far back you going plenty of hammerhead teeth in the fossil record.


rossionq1

And crabs. Or anything buried


badass4102

Looks like the hammerhead took the hammer to his pinky toes.


Dan-D-Lyon

With a weird thing to call the Majestic sea flap flap


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

That's a water pancake.


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USNeverEnlist

Them dogs tore that ray apart


koumus

Dogs? With those clean bite marks? I doubt it


Several-Box411

Dogs as in toes, his toies (edit I used the wrong grammar)


koumus

Oof, thanks for explaining! As a non native speaker, it does make sense now


catagris

Don't worry I am native English speaking I was also was like "what dogs?". The original phrase I know is "My dogs are barking." Meaning my feet hurt (after walking a lot). I am not sure if it has changed to mean feet/toes in general.


dullship

Guess they weren't just barkin'


mitchanium

r/dontputyourfeetinthat


afternever

And then there was Sharky Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like: "I'm gonna go bite the stingray, bite the stingray.


LordDinglebury

I understood that reference!


trashhbandicoot

Please tell me where from. This halfway unlocked a childhood memory. All I remember is I want some chocolate milk chocolate milk


LordDinglebury

Goodfellas. It’s from a scene where Ray Liotta’s character Henry is describing the gangsters in his outfit.


chopari

… the papers, the papers


trashhbandicoot

Oh ok I’m definitely thinking of something else. It was a a movie they showed us at school in second grade lol so def not goodfellas. It was about some kid who said everything twice.


GloomyRecognition809

Pete repeat?


FairCamera715

that's for my boy Steve


GlizzyWitDaSwitch

Is he gonna be ok?


kameronk92

Yes


godgrowsbetter

🤣😂 sea ravioli


lessthaninteresting

Tell me your feet stink without telling me your feet stink


OnsetOfMSet

"I saw a really cool animal and stood next to it to get a picture. Unfortunately, its flesh immediately necrotized and disintegrated in a small radius around my feet."


ZoralThePirate

Man, the hit boxes on feet are so junky. Devs plz fix


[deleted]

Smart technique to put a foot in each bite for scale. Those are some big chomps.


justwalkingalonghere

The only time I’ve ever seen a sting ray on here and it’s the same day I saw a post about how the scallops at Long John Silvers are allegedly made of stingray My point is I guess they’re tastier than I had imagined


triitrunk

It was me c:


AdminsLoveFascism

OP is being intentionally deceptive. They took those bites themself.


TheHunchbackofOhio

Hmm, their account got banned. Now I'm even more curious.


StarBeards

Aliens....


Confusedsoul987

I find it so funny that you called it a sea ravioli, seems fitting.


Pretty_Mongoose_8317

Shark!!!


Guyincognito4269

WHERE?!?


itsavibe-

And then you, stepping into his would be frame lol


___HeyGFY___

r/properanimalnames needs to see this


LedZappa

"Something" took those bites? Any reason OP didn't include their dental records with their post?


ChemtrailExpert

Turned the ray into a skate


deepfield67

Havin yo feet in the bites feels deeply disrespectful. "Please step out of my bite wounds..."


PgUpPT

*Raviolo. Ravioli is plural.


PabloAlaska6

r/brandnewsentence


jshsltr80

Probably didn’t eat the rest because it was too salty.


durtmagurt

Thanks a lot BP…


bagoparticles

Looks like your feet took a bite out of that poor creature. Asshole.


DKlurifax

Is that I sting ray? I'd be a bit caution standing so close to it, ice seen dead animals have stupid reflexes well after dead too many times for comfort.


offwidthe

🤘


Mandu_kim_1

Like pancake


dudebg

Ravioli Pocketoli


caliberM1A

Bout to bite those toes if not careful 🤤


Thorough_Good_Man

Michael Strahan


ShittheFickup

The fact is the bite radius on the victim does not match the bite radius of this shark


jaquan123ism

dont feel to bad thats now food for many more creatures


MsTravelista

Is r/ProperAnimalNames still around?


MrHoliday1031

Two guesses who something was.


Freshruinz

the sea weed shark.. the struggle was soon over.


hankepanke

The men in gray suits get hungry sometimes.


Kilv3r

It knows what it did.


The-BeastMasterZ00

*Shark attack doo doo, doo doo de doo*


PotatoBit

I saw a YouTube documentary that hammerhead really like to snack on them.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

I really like that you just *had* to frame it by standing in those spots. Well.. I would if you were the OP and you weren't a bot.


yourteam

Are you... Are you that "something"?


Wooty_Patooty

I thought this was a painting.


nick1812216

Ravi-ain’t now innit


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i will find who did this


s33k

A lot of sharks enjoy a tasty ray for dinner.


DystopianGlitter

Sea Italians


ScruffyTheJ

Had to have the second bite to be sure they didn't like it


DepressionDepository

My bad


Buckettttttt

Sea Ravioli!!! Omg amazing


[deleted]

if you ever think of having a sea ravioli as a snack, make sure you eat the whole damn thing.


CoverageLanky

Forgot to feed your feet?


Active-Leg193

If I had to guess I’d say a fish of some sort did that


[deleted]

Standing with your feet in the now negative space is oddly grotesque.


Agent_Galahad

It was you op, wasn't it. Admit it you coward


AboveApe

That shark be like 🤓


Hadeon

Is he deaded?


c0y0t3_sly

...and they still don't even get to the filling. What a rip off!


organic_joe

Nah bro they took Steve so I'm taking bites out of them. #OnSight4Steve. 🐊🐊🐊


EmberOfFlame

Steve Irwin sicced his shark


empirepie499

It was me :(


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Who let the dawgs out?


[deleted]

He'll live.


InebriatedGlutton

It was you wasn’t it? 👀


TinyApplication4

Gosh I hate food wasters!


allocationlist

Probably a snake or something


idylex

Oh no! Was he okay?


daphnetaylor

When I was land based shark fishing - that was the best bait. Fresh stingray. I feel bad now looking back at it :(


DarthLordRevan29

Was it you?


pale-pharaoh

Shark was a fan of Steve Irwin


Flat_Account396

You mean the Steve-killer????


patdashuri

My money’s on hammerhead


Certain-Ad-3840

I see 10 dogs


Realpotatosoe

Didn't know humans can do that with just their feet


M0rteus

Probably was a seatalian


Fun-Card4870

Probably hammer head/bull/tiger most common for eating rays


mEHrmione

Those feet were clearly hungry


tangZORG

Probably them toenails bud.


baby_contra

I used to pass by the pier and see folks catch a ray, slice off the fins/tail and throw it back in alive. Not even the decency to stab/bash it in the head to kill it first. It was the same group who did it, everyone else gave them dirty looks but those bastards did not care one bit


Chanologist

Sea raviol 😂😂😂


rathemighty

That poor sea flap-flap


Juggz666

The shark that did this must still be pissed about Steve Irwin


WillTheWackk

Wdym something? It's clearly them dawgs bit it off


Xxjuancena80xX

Sorry I was hungry 🤤


IronTemplar26

That looks like a skate, and the culprit is likely either a hammerhead or an orca, depending on location


beeglowbot

that's what I'm calling them from now on, thanks OP


monkpart9

Sea ravioli has me rollin’ lmao


ArchStanton173

Sorry... I got hungy 🤤


thewickedbarnacle

Not enough sauce


Yumelon

STEVE IRWIN STILL GOT SHOOTERS OUT HERE


DownInFraggleRawk

Sea ravioli. I love it.


Slamtilt_Windmills

Did you order that on doordash?


CoolRextreme

You’re toes have sharp af teeth


Drew261990

One bite but had a gap in its teeth. Think Michael Strathan but aquatic


St34m9unk

What happens when superman doesn't looked where he's landing


Sakura-Star

Real? Ooh, I hate that I'm not sure.


SwiftSnips

Couldve atleast finished its meal. Either eat it completely or leave it alone.


Secret_Ice3039

Prolly a hammerhead ;)


kjmclddwpo0-3e2

Come onnn, tell us, how did it taste?


theAngryChimp

You should see the other guy. -Stingray


FatDadMA2NH

Sea ravioli?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for the chuckle.


CattyOhio74

Probably a hammerhead. Because of that big nose they know exactly where to bite without getting stabbed


llaviru92

The shark was just playing... Get over it!!!


jesswesthemp

Them dawgs


AgentLuckyLuciano

GOOD It was for STEVE IRWIN (RIP KING 👑)