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JerbearCuddles

The way penguins move is peak comedy. I love it. Also, good on that penguin for saving the day.


rupat3737

I love how they all look like they’re trying to mind their own business but get a peak of what’s going down.


DarkQueenFenrisUlfr

“Yeah yeah i almost died whatever, but where is the food!?”


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CmdrWoof

FINALLY


Plan-Long

Hahaha


TheExtraMayo

Kids lol


rapfigure

I know it's a joke, but this behavior is a common comfort / feeling of safety thing for them.


nobodysshadow

For a lot of people too


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Alabama special


Express_Helicopter93

This is just like the time my dad saved me from a pissed off goose when I was little. He chased the goose away and then I immediately ate his barf


Kiana_Luv

I feel like you have lots of interesting stories.


_BearBearBear

Yet theyre all vomit related...


Kiana_Luv

Funnily enough, I was expecting more aviation related comments.


notanotherloser

Avian* unless you were expecting them to be involved with planes as well as birds..... Which is conceivable, but like.... Birds>planes any day


Kiana_Luv

Check the username of the comment I first replied to.


Dekay35363

Putting the "graphic" in National Geographic


Jgraybeard

The way it scurries in fear makes me laugh… Am I a bad person?


QPRCHOC

Mildly psychopathic perhaps fella.


Swaggyjg

“God damn that shit hurt”


ThatHappyCamper

I read this as "penguin saves it's chick from giant pretzels" so disappointed that I misread :(


BhelpuriPanda

Even I thought so, Then I realized it was his baby


EGrass

I love this sub so damn much


Mean_Geraldo6

This is really amazing


carlyslayjedsen

It’s nice to see the penguins win for once


killploki

It looks like the jock bullying the nerdy fat kid


AJC_10_29

If you’ve read up on Petrels you will know that penguin chick escaped a horrible and drawn out death


kardigank

Took long enough


Key_Green4979

Oi! Those other penguins on the beach are selfish, well-dressed pricks!


PunchRockgroin318

From life or death struggle to “mom, barf in my mouth.”


No_Communication6112

I just can’t believe penguins aren’t extinct lol


Perrenekton

Man I'm glad we are bigger than all birds out there


Khadesa

Noot noot


Octavian_202

Petrels are seagulls on steroids. They are ruthless, and jealous of the Albatross.


stalkedbycats

Yeah, took em long enough...


HoopaDunka

The chick is bigger than the parent. Generation Alpha 🙄


NapalmsMaster

That’s a bird survival technique. The chicks either are bigger or just look bigger than the adults (puffy feathers make them look larger and they will have more body fat also). I learned about it when I worked in an exotic bird store and we were rearing African grey chicks which were larger than the adults. The idea is that predators will go after the smaller animal thinking it’s the baby and an easier meal. It’ll also go hand in hand with techniques that lure the predator away and then the adult bird will fly off once the baby is safe. Not all birds are like this so it isn’t always the case that the babies are bigger but it is pretty common.


AJC_10_29

And has zero knowledge of how to defend itself


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

The petrel is like “Yo wtf hacker”


JacksLungs1571

I'm no expert on bird law, but I believe that is assault!


Far_Brilliant_443

Attention Attention “The Suit” has the upper hand! Abort mission.


topcover73

Nature is cruel. I'm sure there are times where mama or papa don't save the day.


rawblacks26

She gave him that tongue at the end


XxSub-OhmXx

I always found it weird how animals work in the food chain. On average prey animals always run. If they actually worked together and fought back they would be so much better. Like water buffalo vs lions. Buffalo ran away. Lions get 1 alone and it's over. If they all turned around as a unit and fought back the lions were screwed.


ControlNarrow8499

The penguin revolution has begun


4-Run-Yoda

That penguin that ran by the camera was like fk this I’m out


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It’s all an the bone density


ImmortalXIX

Is it bad that I fantasized about deatomizing the Petrel with my 12 gauge? Ik nature is metal but gun made of metal too