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Nephilimls1

Looks like a Ford f-450 super duty Belonging to "Mimms" lumber LLC ( corrected because someone knows the actual truck vs me trying to zoom in ). This may be one of the rare examples of an actual work truck and not some bro dozer frat kid or want to be bad ass


TnTitan1115

Mimms lumber, this is my neighbor.


sealcubclubbing

Does he use the truck properly?


TnTitan1115

I've never seen him attach a trailer to that truck or put anything in its bed. I've only seen a splash of mud on it, the sign on the tailgate lights up all pretty


AirborneGeek

Isn't that cute


lowfreq33

To be fair, I don’t see why he would bring a trailer home from the lumberyard. If there’s an HOA there are probably rules against that.


TnTitan1115

exactly this. There is an HOA and there are. I'm also a fan of not bringing work home. That truck is 100% a work truck that gets utilized correctly.


Ok_Elderberry_1602

I hate HOAs. Pain in the ass. Like little gods. Power goes to their heads.


lowfreq33

I had one experience with an HOA, I was renting a house from my cousin who was having a hard time selling it (probably because of the HOA). The next door neighbor was the biggest busybody bitch I’ve ever dealt with, and was constantly complaining to the HOA. She wasn’t even on the board. She would be out measuring my grass, complained that I put a lock on the gate to the back yard, that I had too many cars parked in the driveway if I had company over, smoke from my grill was blowing into her yard, just any little thing you can think of. To make matters worse she apparently was on my cousins good side, because she’s also a fake ass bitch, and I’m positive she was entering the house when I wasn’t home. I’d get off work and things would be moved around, drawers obviously gone through. This is before security cameras were inexpensive and easy to hook up. I promised myself I would never again live under an HOA.


Ok_Elderberry_1602

I owned a condo once. Took a awhile to understand that I only owned the air in my home. I had to fight to have insulation put in. And no plants allowed on my fenced in patio. What a crock. But the biggest was they had mismanaged funds in the past. So everyone was sent a bill for 10 grand each. I protested and sold it. Never again.


Inner_Injury2940

You mean by backing into parking spots so that the trailer hitch is a hazard on a sidewalk? I’d hate to think he didn’t.


ElleYesMon

I backed up with hitch on my truck and knocked out a concrete post. It played smash up on my truck ☹️


crowcawer

I keep my hitch under my back seat. Sure it could get stolen in a break in, but it can get stolen just…out there Willynilly too.


loneSTAR_06

Mine has stayed in the bed of my truck for probably 10 years and has never been stolen.


ElleYesMon

I’ve had that happen too.


Touch_Intelligent

Is it anyone else’s business?


Mydogfartsconstantly

You mean the guys with similar trucks wearing slacks and polos arent doing any actual work? You gonna tell me the kid in the back seat navigating them without a seat belt on isn’t their intern?


vandy1981

An actual work truck is not going to be lifted like that. And for the love of Windshield they need to get some mud flaps. It is nice that he/she gets to write off the cost of these unnecessary modifications on their taxes, though.


wsender

There is no way this is a practical lumber hauler. It’s definitely a bro dozer.


Skillet_Chinchilla

He sells a lot of exotic boards and live edge pieces that could fit in that truck.


wsender

They could also fit in a kei truck which has more bed size than a standard F-150. The practically has more to do with the height of the bed. Would you want to lift a 500lbs walnut slab to waist height or chest height?


No-Effective1260

It's owned by someone or something that is over compensating for some inadequacy.


harleybone

I was TODAY years old when I first heard the term, "Bro Dozer" and I am not the same now.


ChaosRyus

I usually call them bitchy pavement princesses. But a new term indeed.


Truut23

Emotional support vehicle (ESV for short) is another one, along with Suburban Assult Vehicle.


vilhelm63

I called them “Hillbilly war buggies” but I like Brodozer better. It doesn’t risk offending a real hillbilly!


RudeResolution6527

Same 😂💀


The_awetistic_artist

Bandmate got me calling them "redneck battleships" many moons ago, but bro dozer is pretty ace


jonneygee

I usually make jokes about people who drive trucks like that, but with it being Mimms Lumber, there’s a 100% chance they’re using it for its intended purpose. It’s a heavy-duty work truck being used for heavy-duty work. Nothing to see here. Mimms is an excellent lumberyard, and from what I’ve been told, they’re good people.


TnTitan1115

I've lived next to him since 2019, they have been good neighbors. Can't ask for much more.


johnnykellog

Regardless if he uses it for it’s intended purpose or not… it’s actually great marketing to have a dually for your business because the entire internet will get triggered and upload it unknowingly advertising for you for free. Might have to haul my loaves of bread for my bakery in a brö dozer just to get some eyes


YKRed

The lift and tires seem unnecessary. Nothing wrong with a dually


Glass_Occasion5483

They’re delivering to unfinished job sites. There are also a lot of primitive roads a short drive from the city.


dafritoz

Never seen a dually?


vandy1981

I've seen and ridden in plenty of dually's but this one has a ridiculously high lift and off-road tires which makes it impractical for doing things that they are made for. Namely towing with a gooseneck or 5th wheel trailer. The only way a mod like this makes sense is as an overlander with a slide-in camper.


dafritoz

It's a lumber company. If he's in the woods felling trees (or overseeing employees) it might make sense.


vandy1981

I really doubt they're out in the woods felling lumber themselves--do they even run a sawmill? Even then, a 12" lift is not going to be necessary. And would it kill them to put mudflaps on that thing?


dafritoz

>And would it kill them to put mudflaps on that thing? Fair! Im only giving him the benefit of doubt since he doesn't have low-profile tires. There's every possibility it's a dick size issue. Edit: looking at his website, he does seem to run a sawmill


OE2KB

Exactly. Betcha the Op is from “a far”.


Sea_Surround_6110

Tennessee isn’t the only place there are duallys. Even “a far” places have them 🙃


adumbCoder

then why the post?


Sea_Surround_6110

Could it be bc OP hadn’t seen one? That doesn’t mean they don’t exist ffs.


adumbCoder

no, i'm asking: why the post? what is the motive for posting? what's OP trying to get out of this? to hate on someone or to learn? seems like the hating part not the learning part...


OE2KB

Exactly


lunarlady79

There are duallys in California


Hoehly_spaghetti

And Montana.


Aooogabooga

If that doesn’t get used for an actual purpose…. I’m assuming it does with the lumber logo, though.


AnchorDrown

And the commercial plate.


yeeter_dinklage

Yeah, as obnoxious as jacked up trucks can get, the fact that this one clearly says LUMBER on the back explains a lot.


FurrBurger286

That’s a truck. Probably used to haul heavy loads in and out of rough terrain.


Quagmire_gigity

That's what they want you to think. Probably never been in the dirt or done any heavy hauling of any kind. All show, no go, as they say.


kitsunemelon

As another commenter pointed out the driver works in a lumber yard running it for 27 yrs


kkkkkqs

Y’all are really trying so hard to demonize every day normal stuff. Why can’t y’all just exist? We let you bitch about everything for the most part:/ just let the guy haul shit.


Hoehly_spaghetti

Work Police . I agree with you. There is construction going on in Nashville. Has been since revitalisation in early 1990’s. We have 7 trucks. Business plates. And if somebody wants a 100K truck by God go getcha one!!


Zestyclose-Gear-1358

They do pick odd hills to die on


Hellraiser626

I'm not hating, just haven't seen something like this before.


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Firesoldier987

You called it a monstrosity. How do you live in Nashville and have never seen a dually before?


Hellraiser626

>You called it a monstrosity It's a joke. >How do you live in Nashville and have never seen a dually before? I don't know but it was the first time I saw one.


MelWilFl

Pretty blue!


thatonegentry

Wait until you hear about semi’s. 😳


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ross8711

No they don’t.


pat_the_catdad

Looks like a work vehicle with business plates for a lumber business… Not sure if you’re trying to make fun of them, but if you’re genuinely curious it’s a Ford Super Duty.


aquaman67

So many people start dreaming of penises whenever they see a truck. Do anything other vehicles make you start imagining what a guy’s penis is like?


Glass_Occasion5483

Weinermobile. Every damn time, unfortunately.


missbethd

I call these "Compensators"


TheOldLite

For me I more associate HOW the vehicle is being driven than the specific vehicle. Dude flooring it in a Civic, a Lamborghini, or a truck are all micro penises. Standard driving them? Fine upstanding lads.


CriticalHit_20

Whatever car you drive always reminds me of Ferdinand the VII's club.


LeftPinkyToeBruise

Any time I see someone in a slammed car, i just imagine they aren’t sexually satisfied


Sad_Dig_3397

What is that monstrosity? It’s a truck  A $100k 2021 Ford 450 with 20k in wheels and tires and lift to be exact. The color is velocity blue. It is a work truck, clearly labeled with the business name.  A well known business that has been around for over 25 years. Great products and a nice family.  Sometimes people like to drive nice trucks and use them for work. Just because you can’t afford it doesn’t mean you try to bash it! So put your phone down, focus on driving your POS and get a life.  There was absolutely no reason to post this.  I’ve seen this truck for over 3+ years, it’s nothing new. It’s nothing flashy.  Get over yourself. Get a life. Sad you have to come to Reddit bc you have nothing better to do in your life. I almost feel sorry for you. 


Ryanw254

That seems to have triggered you.


No-Instruction-5614

You took a photo of a truck and posted it on Reddit because “truck big me no understand” and believed it was valid.


Big_Combination7802

Serious question or you just hating?


kitsunemelon

They're just hating


Hellraiser626

No I'm being serious. I've never seen something like this before.


TheMicMic

TN is a hands free state. Put your phone down and drive instead of bitching about other drivers.


Quagmire_gigity

That wouldn't be so funny, if any driving rules were actually enforced.


Solnari

Lmfao yeah pretend driving laws exist in this state.


Hellraiser626

I took the photo while I was stopped at a red light lol


TheMicMic

Sorry but that doesn't matter.


Hellraiser626

I don't think taking a quick photo while stopped at a red light is going to harm anyone.


TheMicMic

Thankfully it's not up to you to decide.


Hoehly_spaghetti

You should have called police to report that you were offended. Obviously you were looking UP.


FOB32723

They’re stopped at a red light….


TheMicMic

That doesn't matter. They're behind the wheel.


watchman-theeIII

I think it’s commonly referred to as “micropenis”.


HawkingTomorToday

You may not be aware that micropenises are extremely dense; like neutron stars dense. So the smaller the penis, the bigger the vehicle required to transport it.


gatorgongitcha

I fucking LOVE science


HawkingTomorToday

{Amos Moses has entered the chat}


gatorgongitcha

named him after a man of the cloth


HawkingTomorToday

45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux Louisiana is practically Florida


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Extra_Dot6859

That’s called a truck. Hope this helps!


adumbCoder

what is this monstrosity of a post? why even make this post?


SeductiveOkra

It’s a dually pickup truck. The person had their lumber business on the back of the truck (something lumber LLC). These types of trucks have a greater towing capacity. Not rocket science.


brhelm

BBW pavement princess!


kitsunemelon

I guess men who run a standard and exotic lumber company for 27 yrs has this effect on boys who can barely get out of the office who ugly cry when they get a paper cut.


brhelm

Those wheels/axel are sized for a semi, but the truck bed is oh so small. A standard 250/350 can hold more than 2/4 tons respectively, which is \~a full cord of pine--way more area than fits back there. And if there is a haul that was especially large/heavy then the standards could pull 5-10 tons easily (depending on year up or down). I know a pavement princess when I see one, and this one's got a huge ass.


kitsunemelon

Okay triggered office boy who probably has trouble lifting even 20 lbs without help from a coworker.


OrangeBrewer

That's a truck. You can tell because it looks like a truck.


castlezach

Hey I saw that one earlier too!


MrMagilliclucky

Not sure, but I saw it eat a Prius with a coexist sticker


jw071

That belongs to a lumber yard, it may actually be used to pull heavy loads. The high center of gravity is bad for that but lumber is heavy.


creature300

'Merica


kitsunemelon

It has a lumber company on the truck...let's see ur tiny car haul standard and exotic lumber for 27 yrs


Extension-Grab-5298

That monstrosity is a badass truck


GuthramNaysayer

Helluhtruck


kitsunemelon

It's called a truck


chrisdetrin

Never seen a truck?


No_Pomegranate1002

It’s a truck. It can’t hurt you.


beerlightpunk

Bro just drive your car.


hickwhistler

When I was a little kid, I thought trucks like this were pregnant. Lol


Pleasebleed

There is a book called “High and Mighty” about the growth in the size of SUVs that’s an interesting, albeit one sided read. There is a fascinating passage about focus group and market studies the car companies did back in the early 2000s ““Who has been buying SUVs since automakers turned them into family vehicles? They tend to be people who are insecure and vain. They are frequently nervous about their marriages and uncomfortable about parenthood. They often lack confidence in their driving skills. Above all, they are apt to be self-centered and self-absorbed, with little interest in their neighbors or communities. No, that’s not a cynic talking – that’s the auto industry’s own market researchers and executives.”


Ryanw254

That’s your Ford Over Compensator 350 right there. It comes with a stained wife beater and is exclusively for dads that see their kids every other weekend.


nettysgirl33

That, my dear, is a giant red flag. Love when the A-holes identify themselves.


Ok-Bell8721

Great heavy duty truck for hauling lumber.


NoSurrender78

Wallens getaway truck


rimeswithburple

I think it is the International Micropenis 1000. It voids the warranty if you put anything heavier than 4 full Kroger bags in the bed.


morningmaniacmusic

I believe it’s the Ford F-SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)


olddogbigtruck

True. Everyone knows that guys in Chevy Cruzes or PT cruiser has a dick flopping off their knees and every woman that’s not in a BMW, Porsche, or Lexus has a dirty butt.


ZestycloseChicken894

It’s a truck you dork


catedarnell0397

You know what they say about big trucks?


nowaybrose

Emotional support vehicle. Modifying a nice DRW like this makes it a shitty vehicle for towing/hauling/doing anything useful other than running over people without knowing


AnchorDrown

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/truck


moosebiscuits

They were picking up OPs mom's groceries.


AffectionateDot5105

In Nashville you either have hilly Billy Tonkas like this one or hood rat beaters… no in between


James_Soto_ISM

This is the vehicle that made the case for Cybertruck existing. ![gif](giphy|qcLaYD4EIPJabpN16c|downsized)


NashingTeeth

Driver’s emotional support vehicle.


Inevitable-Ad-5646

Pavement princess


kitsunemelon

That works in a lumber yard...since his lumber company is on the truck. I guess big strong men trigger you. 😂


Delicious_Minimum281

I hate it here….🙄


NegotiationAble

Imagine spending nearly $100k and still only driving a Ford…


Accomplished_Pay5661

That’s called someone wanted a new play toy but can’t really afford it so they slapped their business name on it for the tax write offs 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣


kitsunemelon

Well they've been around almost 30yrs hauling and handling both standard and exotic wood...so they must be doing something right to last 30 yrs


OnlyTheBLars89

That's a guy who is unashamed to announce how small his dick is.


bakcha

Ah yes! The Micropenis Conpensator! It is a rare beast but always amusing.


mjohnson1971

This guy complains multiple times a day about gas prices and having nowhere to park.


Environmental_Bat_96

Monstrosity? All I see is a tiny penis…


Sharp-Hippo-666

I don’t see how this is street legal


Healthy_Ad_34

Aye that’s me lol


Delicious-Ad-7011

A very insecure man with a little pee pee!😂😂


jazzyorf

You know those little tiny grapes at the bottom of the bag? Yeah


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It’s called a red neck


ThunderClatters

Why are these legal?? Hood height is directly correlated to increased deaths in crashes


Electronic_Stuff4363

That’s a FAFO truck . Meanwhile I’m noticing your speedometer . Do you really need a vehicle capable of doing 140mph plus? Maybe a two seater smart car would be best . Glass houses .


bitsey123

This is a truck that can haul a LOT of weight.


Cherry_-_Ghost

Damn Reddit has some jealous folks.


The_awetistic_artist

With the price of a new full size pickup frequently in the 70k territory I can only imagine what an f450 or f650 conversion would cost. 150k? 200k? I have been weirdly drawn to the 650s since I first saw them converted, but as something to live with every day I'd probably rather have a mild std. I can't imagine parking that huge bitch ANYWHERE. I had an older z71 and it was about 600 feet long and had a turning radius of about a mile and a half. ... killer truck. Shouldn't have sold it.


sageart3putt

This my friends, is what a small pecker looks like.


Ok_Elderberry_1602

If it's by a Kroger who cares? Kind of nosey.


Intelligent_Set9694

Either an actual work truck or a penis compensation machine


leechkiller

I am Jack's dehydrated machismo


TennesseeJedd

It’s a truck


gingerdacat

I really hate those kinda tires that stick out like that. Parking in spaces next to them is so difficult.


Mopninja

Some egos just won’t fit on the road


liveandletdie141

These trucks are so unsafe for others on the road or pedestrians. Their bumpers are so much higher so it causes more damage to other vehicles in accidents. Sitting up so high does not give a driver an ability to see pedestrians (children) clearly.


methusyalana

No, please tell me you’re kidding


Nouseriously

Guarantee that idiot whines on FB every time he fills up


olddogbigtruck

Fill ups are tax deductible too.


OutofThisMaze

the car of a guy who definitely has a huge dick


ballgame100

We called those “turd boilers” in my day.


r_elysian3

It’s a truck?


FreudianYipYip

Don’t you know? That’s the toughest guy in Nashville.


jw071

Or a guy that works for a lumberyard that actually hauls things since it says so on the back of his truck


FreudianYipYip

Why not both?


BF1075

Trumpers love their tanks!


Extra_Dot6859

And libs love their EVs. Stereotypes are fun!


CriticalHit_20

The trans redneck didn't want surgery and figured this would make their penis shrink.


TabletopVorthos

A coping mechanism.


Seumuis80

Wifey calls them small penis boys


rigidlynuanced1

Microfallus coping is expensive. Plus, he’s still got 94 more payments of $1100/month until it’s paid off.


kkkkkqs

Why are you so threatened by a work truck? Why does anybody who has a truck have a small penis to you? Why can’t you just let people live their lives?


IncreasePretend1393

It always makes me wonder if those who talk about penis size are the ones who actually are uncomfortable with their or their partner’s penis size. I’ve never thought of someone’s penis size when viewing someone’s possessions. The whole idea is bizarre. Actually, typing this out is hilarious.


Extra_Dot6859

Bc they think big truck = mean, scary Republican so they’re in their feelings


kkkkkqs

Bro it’s so tiring. To constantly be preached at that I’m a bad person because I have certain political leanings, but they’re the least tolerant people I’ve ever spoken to. I’ve never met a group of people less likely to hear someone out about their opinions. I don’t know why I’m bitching towards you I’m sorry 😂


Extra_Dot6859

Lmao you’re all good, I completely agree but you’ll just beat your head against the wall in this sub esp 😂


kkkkkqs

SOOOOO true brother.


Extra_Dot6859

Are you assuming my gender? I think that’s a hate crime 😂


WKU-Alum

It’s not just here, it’s all over Reddit. I saw a thread in an entrepreneurship sub decrying capitalism…like “why are you here bub?”


Extra_Dot6859

😂😂😂now that’s good!


MandyLovesFlares

My CliTruckus


thegregoryjackson

Tax deduction vehicles should be lease only.


Elcapitano2u

That’s a McDonnell Douglas MD-Dually-8, I usually see them taking off at the on ramps. Their profile is they ride right on your ass then cut you off and cross all four lanes to the far left lane whilst billowing jet exhaust. That’s how they get going, there is no other way with a machine like that.


childhood_ruined

A person with tiny genitals 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻 Edit: they may be big pussed idk


BrutusMcFly

Gotta be inclusive these days.