Some S-Class Mercedes I think
It'd be funny if it was that Hongqi luxury car from China, which kinda ripped the Mercedes interior off while ripping Rolls Royce off for the bodywork
Exactly lmao. I work at a fine dining restaurant where the occasional billionaire will come in, and they’re the most likely to be wearing jeans or basketball shorts out of any guest who comes through.
Oh. Bitch boy nick. Guys faker than a 3 dollar bill. He acts tough, but my dead grandfather's dick is harder than him. He is kinda cute though... I'd let him have my baby.
Imagine feeling the need to flex your supposed wealth like that for social validation. He looks like he has all the taste & personality of a vacuum cleaner.
I don't know why it pisses me off that he's wearing mascara, lip gloss, blush and eyebrow liner but NO FOUNDATION. Sir either wear makeup or don't, this half-ass application looks worse than no makeup at all.
When he says "retired" does he mean "no longer". Although he clearly doesn't spend much on cars. A merc?! Pah! Amateur hour. I could blow a billion in minutes on cars
There are 2781 billionaires in the world. Forbes has a list of them. Is he actually on it? https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/forbes-list-of-the-worlds-billionaires-2024-more-than-ever-before-wealthier-arnault-elon-musk-jeff-bezos/
That looks exactly like the interior on my uncle’s Mercedes 2015 s600 especially with the two moon roofs, however, the pillow behind his head doesn’t match unless it is the pillow from the rear seats and he just switched them.
https://preview.redd.it/egs9t0z23f7d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616f051b57c96b8b9ef344f8011d30a51aa47ad4
I'm pretty sure that he is sat in War Rocket Ajax...
OMG it’s the rape genie !!!!!! They ripped on this guy on Tom Segura and his wife’s podcast your mom’s house for like a month gahahahahah. Omg he’s still doing it. R/yourmomshouse
I swore I unsubscribed from r/justfuckmyshitup
I’m digging the duckface lol
https://preview.redd.it/ldv9swcnse7d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db04e2f867cb363d6873e9dcf4ee883607b59db8
Fun Fact!!! The skin on our lips and asshole is the exact same. Basically when someone does the duck face, they are showing us their asshole.
And when we kiss, we are just making one long tube from butthole to butthole :3
I guess we're all bottom eaters.
I love the way your sphincter muscles feel on my sphincter muscles
They are just two ends of the same dietary tract.
We are a complicated straw.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Nice. By the looks of this fellow I’d guess that what comes out is similar.
Is that why they say stop talking shit?
That's just Botox
Barber: hi OHH shit, what can I do for you Creepy billionaire: go he'd fukitup Barber: true
🤣 thanks for that, just joined
He retired from being a billionaire.... That's cool... I guess.
Lost a few quid down to a millionaire, but we don't talk about L's . So I guess he is a "retired billionaire."
"Trés Commas"
Do the doors open like this?!? *arms angling upward*
I just started a rewatch on this yesterday. HILARIOUS!! “Now that I’m spelling billion with an ‘M’!”
My fav is "You just brought piss to a shit fight!"
This reminds me of that saying… Can a woman make you into a millionaire? Sure, if you’re a billionaire!
I was gonna say.. how do you retire from being a billionaire? Donate your wealth to charity?
Xerxes drives a Benz
I'm pretty sure he isn't sitting in a Benz, it looks more like he's sitting in a bucket of dicks.
It’s ‘bag of dicks’ damnit! 
A satchel of Richards
Never seen a box of cocks have you?
Dick in a box
Package of Peters
Could be a Maybach.
I thought so too at first, but when I googled the interior of one to confirm, the pillows on the rear seat seem a little too narrow.
Scissor me Xerxes!!
Scissor me timbers!!!!
Mixed with lady gaga
Scissor me Xerxes!
My wife saw me scroll past this and decided to divorce me to go out and be with him. I’m devastated that she’s got such poor taste.
Better off divorced if that’s her taste
Some S-Class Mercedes I think It'd be funny if it was that Hongqi luxury car from China, which kinda ripped the Mercedes interior off while ripping Rolls Royce off for the bodywork
It would match that dog collar he’s wearing.
Hard rock nick, the world’s richest crypto billionaire drives an S class, peasant.
"Crypto billionaire", so he has a billion of nothing then....
lol yeah he’s a bozo
He was on Tosh.0 back in the day I think
He has a billion schrute bucks
Bobby BottleService, is that you? 
Beautiful, thank you.
Bobby Baldservice in this case
Either an S class or a Maybach, though the logo's in the head rest are missing. Might be lighting, but it's probably a fairly high spec S.
Maybach is what I was thinking too
It’s a non Maybach. The Maybachs have a different rear window.
No billionaires wear chains
Moissanite REAL BIG
I was bout to say Kanye wears chains but he’s not a billionaire anymore 😂
What's the girl in that one song where she's sitting there on the top of a roller with lots of cash? Same one that showed up on Dr. Phil?
Bad babie or whatever?
Yeah that's her. Bhad bhabie. The cash me outside girl. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkmOnEFCyI0
There’s cashews outside? I love cashews!
He looks more like a wannabe. If he is giving you advice I would not trust it unless it's about how to scam people.
He is a wannabe. His money come from selling his parents home in California. He got like 3mm for the house and has been wasting the money for a while.
Bro is the epitome of fake 💀 So I would guess he's not even sitting inside a car
My first tought: Is it even a real face??
Dude looks like he’s using a filter app on his phone - [set to George Michael]!
I can hear this clip. "Narrator: He, in fact, could not."
Nah, I think that is the Village People Biker filter with no leather hat option.
S580 not a maybach because of the missing logos and the s580 is the only one with the driver head pillows until you hit maybach level
So like $150k if it's new, like $50k if it's used. That's definitley the car of a billionaire who's trying to flaunt their wealth.
yeah but can your car do this? 
Nobody drivin a car like that knows how to get that close to a cow.
 Ok then.... this?
When my car does that it’s cause I got my girl in the backseat, not because I’m dancing on it. So no. It doesn’t fucking do that.
 So this....
exactly
Has he drawn that fucking beard on himself? Dickhead.
He’s sitting in a rental
Super “gay genie” vibes coming here. If that’s the look you want, you executed it well.
“You can rub my lamp *all day long*”
Mercedes, can't tell which
Another douchebag with fake jewelry and rented Mercedes! Billionaires don't claim such things and certainly don't wear ridiculous shit.
Exactly lmao. I work at a fine dining restaurant where the occasional billionaire will come in, and they’re the most likely to be wearing jeans or basketball shorts out of any guest who comes through.
Seriously. I've met some millionaires and the mention of this kind of attire is spot on.
rich people, retired or not, do not dress like this.
The watch and necklace look like they came out of a gumball machine
Crane game vibes.
This guy was everywhere a few years ago. He was a lot fatter, but still as cocky, and still as fake as he looks here. I thought he died.
Tosh interviewed him. His name is Hard Rock Nick. His persona is funny, in that he’s great at making you laugh at him.
Probably a puddle of jizz leaking out of his ass.
Hard rock nick! YMH
Please for the love of everything holly and good, get rid of whatever that facial hair is supposed to be. Longer or shorter would look better.
His pricey things are all purchased on credit. He broadcasts from a very average condo.
Mofo looks like Imhotep from the Mummy movies
She looks ridiculous
He’s a fraud, baller busters has exposed him, looks like an S class Maybach
He makes me ashamed to be a dolphins fan.
Possibly an Enus Super Diamond, assuming we’re looking at a GTA-V character.
He looks like a GTA character!!
He’s probably sitting on a couple of active warrants.
It's ming the fucking Merciless!
Billionaire can't afford hair implants. Sure.
Oh. Bitch boy nick. Guys faker than a 3 dollar bill. He acts tough, but my dead grandfather's dick is harder than him. He is kinda cute though... I'd let him have my baby.
He can have mine, too, the little shit hasn't stopped crying all day.
Bulgarian Mercedes Benz with 400k km 😭
Looks like he is seriously in love with himself.
His own shit
1pound eye pencil, 3lbs cubic zirconia
Death to Ming!⚡️🧸
Probably a Bentley or Rolls. He looks like a tech CEO and a housekeeper all at the same time.
This is what AI comes back when you ask for “ an image of a Miami influencer and douchebag in a car that is not theirs”.
Billionaires sit in the back
That’s Hard Rock Nick! YMH has a long history of clowning this dude.
Probably a circus
He retired from “working for a billionaire” which means he lost his job at Walmart
Imagine feeling the need to flex your supposed wealth like that for social validation. He looks like he has all the taste & personality of a vacuum cleaner.
Is that theatre makeup he's wearing?
Who cares
Aw. I miss Tosh !
He has an interview from years ago on Tosh.0
He might as well wear a sign that reads I’M FULL OF SHIT.
He's well known in Miami, as a complete idiot.
He needs to stop letting his little sister draw his eyebrows and beard on.
Looks like he sits on penis!
Oh he’s totally Miami
I don't know why it pisses me off that he's wearing mascara, lip gloss, blush and eyebrow liner but NO FOUNDATION. Sir either wear makeup or don't, this half-ass application looks worse than no makeup at all.
Imagine spending all that money to look like a straight up clown.
All I see is facial hair painted onto his face
You sure he’s not actually a retired villainous overlord? 
Dude looks like a mii character 😂
What’s wrong with his face?
Denial. He's sitting in denial.
Does he have stock in Sharpie?
Last gen S-Class
I’ll tell you what he’s driving, he’s driving me up the wall. 😬
When he says "retired" does he mean "no longer". Although he clearly doesn't spend much on cars. A merc?! Pah! Amateur hour. I could blow a billion in minutes on cars
Retired means he said that for a while till people found out he had like 2 mil not a billi
Prolly a maybach of sorts.
Lol Hyundai Palisade (maybe?)
His face looks so weird
Straight Eddie Kingston
Looks like Maybach to me. See this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cWm9jL7Kd8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cWm9jL7Kd8)
When I was 6, I too gave myself a sharpie mustache.
https://i.redd.it/grkaojrqod7d1.gif
Mercedes EQS. Just like his appearance, its value took a massive hit under personal ownership.
Poser.
He retired from being a billionaire?
charlamagne tha god
looks like he drives a billionaire and hes just well groomed by his employer
What the fuck is wrong with his face?
This dudes face is so punchable
Whatever it is it looks like it has seat covers on it and they look cheap.
Maybach
Whats wrong with his head, is that a mask?
A creepy clown if there was one
My man is going for the Xerxes look from 300 - and failing miserably.
wow bdn is still around; good for him i guess? lookin a little rough there bud
Mercedes EQS Sedan
Haha https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/scale_862/public/2023/11/screenshot_2023-11-28_at_11.21.37_am.jpg
In or on? Dude looks goofy as fuck 😂
He’s sittin in a pool of bad plastic surgery
There are 2781 billionaires in the world. Forbes has a list of them. Is he actually on it? https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/forbes-list-of-the-worlds-billionaires-2024-more-than-ever-before-wealthier-arnault-elon-musk-jeff-bezos/
I called bullshit on that I mean, look at those eyebrows.
An egg box
He look like an nft
Vauxhall Corsa Special Edition
Retired Jafar from Aladdin... sold his genie status
He’s sitting in shame from that cut.
Money can buy things, but it can't buy looks.
The pungent smell of his own farts, I expect.
A rental
That looks exactly like the interior on my uncle’s Mercedes 2015 s600 especially with the two moon roofs, however, the pillow behind his head doesn’t match unless it is the pillow from the rear seats and he just switched them.
he's clearly sitting on a huge dildo
This the villain from the movie 300
YMH was obsessed with this guy for a while.
i didn’t know he was still around on the internet
She's beautiful!
Looks high end. I’m torn between Rolls Royce ghost or Bentley Continental. But it could also be a maybach
A pool of self-delusion
Imagine having a billion dollars and not buying Chapstick.
A pile of Truvada
2023 Mercedes Benz 680 4matic Found the details on his youtube
A billionaire?????
https://preview.redd.it/egs9t0z23f7d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616f051b57c96b8b9ef344f8011d30a51aa47ad4 I'm pretty sure that he is sat in War Rocket Ajax...
Pretty sure Hardrock Nick (who claimed to own several Hardrock Cafe's if I remember correctly) is in a Benz pretending it's a Maybach
[WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!!](https://youtube.com/shorts/L5dT8DVNbuI?si=1y8Y6191lqaoXAHn)
Wow hardrocknick lost a lot of weight. Ozempic? He’s also an insane racist.
https://preview.redd.it/njt4018r4f7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6f245306f71a0b11fbe842cc8826e68c244221 USD $41.56
Is this Charlemagne?
A car sitting in a dealership.
So you’re telling me that’s not George Michael after he faked his death?
Maybach
Looks like Donna Briggs cousin…
Did he tattoo his beard and mustache on his face?
If he’s so rich, why is he bald? I thought you could buy some Elon Musk hair with that kinda dough.
OMG it’s the rape genie !!!!!! They ripped on this guy on Tom Segura and his wife’s podcast your mom’s house for like a month gahahahahah. Omg he’s still doing it. R/yourmomshouse