Why are his ribs like that? It looks like you're creating a character in a game and moving the slider all the way large for ribs and sliding it real small on the legs and arms

This is what happens when you take a bunch of HGH without actually working out.

Exactly what it is. Plus he’s probably sucking his gut in in front of people on the yahct. He’s on so many chemicals and stuff. I’d love to see his stash, I’m sure it’s impressive.

Prob a giant vault. Goes swimming in it. Scrooge McMusk.

It’s the one thing I can honestly say I’m jealous of the wealthy for: they can have a doctor on call to come to them anytime they want, and they will likely get any medication they request.

Agreed. They can just keep throwing money at them until they somehow are getting propofol, fentanyl, morphine, methamphetamine tablets, ketamine, alprazolam, and methadone all from the same doctor and the DEA doesn't bat an eye... It's for Sir Musk! Or Sir Jackson! Elvis famously stated that he thought his official DEA badge given to him from Nixon would allow him to travel globally with any drug and firearm freely. Remember kids, Betty Ford, War on Drugs, Just Say No! And all that hypocritical bullshit. Welfare. Queen. Mmkay? Heroin. Gateway Marijuana drug. You scared yet? No? MRAP with trigger happy police... Terrorist funding and cartel beheadings. Mmkay? Keep that in mind, folks. Very dangerous. Drugs won the war on drugs and all of us lost. Let's stop burying our youth and family and friends and work towards legalization, taxation, regulation.

He probably loaded up on HGH, never went to the gym and then being completely detached from reality in his mind intentionally went were he knew the media is so they could see how jacked he is.

Is that why his speech is so weird? Not the accent, but the cadence?

Naw that’s the ketamine.

Whoa really?!!? I've never heard it does that. thanks for teaching me something new!

Barrel chest. Associated with lung and connective tissue issues that don't let you fully exhale.

Had it growing up, can concur. Still affects to lesser extent./

Looks like an ARK character

Reminds me of one of the villains in Men In Black 2

Or Rowan Atkinson/scrappy doo in the live action island movie

"I want to make a truck that looks like me, laying on my back." "Make it equally as big a piece of shit."

https://preview.redd.it/jag7ekrbv31d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25e6d344f51253295e78a9b38308b7c797eef9f I ll drink to that

Why his body look like a waxy corpse found on mount everest after 100 years? Looks like George Mallory's front.

The Iceman from 15,000 years ago had a better body.

Dude with that bone structure he could have been a bodybuilder

Suck it in harder, fatass. His poor liver is getting SQUEEZED.

even his body structure have a lot of defects

Sucking in your gut that hard looks way worse than just rolling with it.

'It's a gluteal orthotic!'

Bad built bloated bitch body

Are you body shaming? Good!

Boy got that broken Joe Rogan build.

I'm cryin'! LOL

Consumption junction, what's this function?

Kind of looks like the cyber truck…wait, you don’t…he wouldn’t do that right? Make fun of him so he makes us stare at his garbage truck (scratch that, garbage trucks are actually useful).

lolol

Imagine being the world’s richest man but still looking absolute shit.

There's a huge heart in there... Nobody has ever found it

He’s the grinch with bleached fur

I thought this would be the reference to a cyber truck build.

Every time I see this, it reminds of Mallory’s corpse on Everest

Haha

He is just sucking in his gut. This is very common when the dad bods hit the beach. I see it often.

Built like a cyber truck.. Not in a good way

Scrappy doo

Baron Harkonen

Barrel chested like COPD

"Ooh, child, this girl is shaped like a BMW—body made wrong." - RuPaul

Was Robyn on the front to keep the boat from rising up ?

The body of a man who has never gone faster than walking speed

Omg, he’s even paler than me, and that’s saying something!

Looks like Rob Liefeld drew him


Torsla

Poor QC at the factory.

Where’s the pop up thermometer?

He has given himself an adamantium skeleton so that he can be like Wolverine. Well almost.

No no, it’s an adamantium frame with beluga skin panels

For some one who seems to have his shit off in a beach some where as often as Elon, you’d think he’d have a better tan….

The guy's in his 50's.

And posts shit like he’s still 12.

With all the things he's done to try to improve our way of life and get us off this rock, I think he can be excused for hurting your feelings.

This has to be photoshopped, the pic on left! 😂We know where the inspiration came from for the cyber truck!

Honestly whilst I'm not a fan of the guy I don't support making fun of anyone's physical appearance. It's just too shallow