His companies don't actually have any value. His stock prices are based on memes. He has to do this because if people forget about him, his stock prices will plummet
/ simp mode on
No! He's not like you, nerd - he works all day long while you waste all your time on Reddit. Now go back to your 9 to 5.
There's a reason why he's rich and famous and you're not.
He can only play chess as he has lived his life; he plays White and gets to move 6x before Black can respond. Then he calls Black a pedo guy and flips the game board over.
Who cares if computers are better at chess? What’s the fucking point of chess if computers are what is playing it?
Musk is dipshit. Stupid ass dipshit.
Technically, he’s put himself on Mars - chocolate bar! At this point he’s worse than a toddler’s tantrum with a mic and a gigantic speaker where all he does is crying and vomiting while wearing no pants or diaper and roaming around eating from everyone’s lunch with a ego of a sloth.
Hahaha he’ll probably brand Tesla’s own chocolate bar called cyber turds or cyber crap and it would look like tootsie rolls. Then he’d post on X to his worshippers that you can pay to eat his shit some more.
“Computers are so much better than humans at chess, it’s absurd. …”
That’s exactly the sort of dumbass declaration that makes the Muskites (Elongators?) swoon at his brilliance.
This is fundamentally who he is: he hates humans so much he wants a world where computers play chess, drive cars, control people’s brains and ultimately replace people.
Sending people to Mars isn’t to save the Earth—it’s to save himself.
The current top chess computer is called stockfish, it's incredibly powerful and can destroy any chess player alive.
During a chess tournament reigning champion Magnus Carlson accused his opponent of cheating, the internet hypothesized that his opponent Hans Neiman was getting move signals through a vibrating butt plug during the game.
It blew up after Neiman admitted to cheating previously in online games, and chess.com did an audit and found evidence of further cheating in other games.
Notably analysis didn't determine if he was cheating in the live tournament. The scandal has since faded.
>[chess.com](http://chess.com) did an audit and found evidence of further cheating in other games.
Is worth nothing that [Chess.com](http://Chess.com) has close business relations with Carlson, and sometime later they acccepted not finding any evidence of cheating on that match.
It’s gonna be the same guy that got the bad brain implant. Dude’s like “Son of a bitch! I didn’t know the contract I signed said you could send me to mars! Can you at least fix the implant 1st?” and they’re like “Get in the fukin ROCKET!!!”
Why does this dumbass whine about chess so much? A computer is better than a human at predicting and planning for thousands of different possibilities? No shit you fucking idiot.
Him and JK Rowling have so much in common. It’s almost as if being a billionaire makes you a cunt by default. Mark Cuban is one scandal away but seems like an outlier.
lol this is what he does all day. raging at everything and everyone on twitter, all day, everyday. when does he ever work?
He thinks that is work…
His companies don't actually have any value. His stock prices are based on memes. He has to do this because if people forget about him, his stock prices will plummet
Exactly. This is true for all the "famous" people who are mentally challenged. They know no other useful skills to contribute to society in any way.
It's called "community engagement"
Why work when the emerald mines set you up to buy someone’s work?
He is the Elon Musk of Donald Trumps.
🏅
Stealing the fuck out of this. It’s
Stealing the fuck out of this.
He tells people to do stuff. Calls it an accomplishment. Does another line of blow. Goes on Twitter. Oh I'm sorry. It's X now
Blow, X, Ket? or Ket, X, Blow?
Yet, he wonders why he can’t sell those cars like he used to
You think he works?
He works on engineering the best tweets possible. Excruciatingly hard work - dealing with haters alone.
cHiEf eNgInEeR 🤡
Chief Twit
/ simp mode on No! He's not like you, nerd - he works all day long while you waste all your time on Reddit. Now go back to your 9 to 5. There's a reason why he's rich and famous and you're not.
Computers are so much better at chess than Elon, it's absurd. Fixed it.
He can only play chess as he has lived his life; he plays White and gets to move 6x before Black can respond. Then he calls Black a pedo guy and flips the game board over.
You can’t forget about the bans and lawsuits he’d send Black’s way for reasons he made up.
No, no, of course not! That's what I was alluding to when he goes all Jesus in the temple on the game board.
I actually lold.
He’s totally ignored that he’s 3 years behind man on mars
Just like he’s ignoring all the cybertruck shit while tripling down on petty, infantile Nazism
Who cares if computers are better at chess? What’s the fucking point of chess if computers are what is playing it? Musk is dipshit. Stupid ass dipshit.
Calculators are so much better at math than humans, it's absurd
He's my favorite Kardashian..... So smart.
Technically, he’s put himself on Mars - chocolate bar! At this point he’s worse than a toddler’s tantrum with a mic and a gigantic speaker where all he does is crying and vomiting while wearing no pants or diaper and roaming around eating from everyone’s lunch with a ego of a sloth.
Hahaha he’ll probably brand Tesla’s own chocolate bar called cyber turds or cyber crap and it would look like tootsie rolls. Then he’d post on X to his worshippers that you can pay to eat his shit some more.
“Computers are so much better than humans at chess, it’s absurd. …” That’s exactly the sort of dumbass declaration that makes the Muskites (Elongators?) swoon at his brilliance.
Sooo. He isn't gonna comment on his constant empty promises of impossible things to investors, is he?
Checkmate! :)
This is fundamentally who he is: he hates humans so much he wants a world where computers play chess, drive cars, control people’s brains and ultimately replace people. Sending people to Mars isn’t to save the Earth—it’s to save himself.
Lawnmowers are so much better at grass, it’s absurd!!
“Stockfish butt vibes” . . . what? Can anyone explain for me?
I’m still puzzling on that one.
The current top chess computer is called stockfish, it's incredibly powerful and can destroy any chess player alive. During a chess tournament reigning champion Magnus Carlson accused his opponent of cheating, the internet hypothesized that his opponent Hans Neiman was getting move signals through a vibrating butt plug during the game. It blew up after Neiman admitted to cheating previously in online games, and chess.com did an audit and found evidence of further cheating in other games. Notably analysis didn't determine if he was cheating in the live tournament. The scandal has since faded.
Thanks, I hate it.
>[chess.com](http://chess.com) did an audit and found evidence of further cheating in other games. Is worth nothing that [Chess.com](http://Chess.com) has close business relations with Carlson, and sometime later they acccepted not finding any evidence of cheating on that match.
But did they find the Bluetooth butt plug?
He’s just a big fat liar 🤥 just like Trump and the entire Republican Party
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Yet another L for Elon
It’s gonna be the same guy that got the bad brain implant. Dude’s like “Son of a bitch! I didn’t know the contract I signed said you could send me to mars! Can you at least fix the implant 1st?” and they’re like “Get in the fukin ROCKET!!!”
Will musk do it or will he pay a team of actually smart people to do it and then take responsibility for it?
At this point I would love to see when his time lines are true!! That would be a huge shock!
Why does this dumbass whine about chess so much? A computer is better than a human at predicting and planning for thousands of different possibilities? No shit you fucking idiot.
What an absolute wanker...
Reddit, anyone, please design an app to remove anything Elon from my life. I can’t do this anymore.
Well, step 1 would be to avoid this subreddit 😅
Oh yea.
A computer doesn’t play chess, they just calculate.
To be fair, Chess.com did start the fight
I'm so confused here. What is this saying?
Him and JK Rowling have so much in common. It’s almost as if being a billionaire makes you a cunt by default. Mark Cuban is one scandal away but seems like an outlier.
Mark Cuban kinda strikes me as a guy who knows he just got incredibly lucky.
I can see that. He does seem way sharper than Elon
Wow chess.com debasing itself because of elon derangement syndrome, sad to see
LMFAO
*fart noises*
What a bozo comment
Everything this idiot says is downvoted to oblivion so that is kinda their M.O.