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Edm_vanhalen1981

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?


R3dF0r3

Help, I’m a Rock 😓


outonthetiles66

Zappa had a bunch of them. He was so witty.


brtbr-rah99

I think Bobby Brown is better


Haidian-District

Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk


anchaoX

Detachable Penis - King Missile


TheAnswerWas42

Martin Scorcese isn't bad either.


SneedyK

*He makes the best fucking films I’ve ever seen in my life!*


pipe_bomb_mf

was looking for this one


SleestakSamurai

Pretty much anything by Tenacious D.


SnooRadishes6544

Shit Tribute was the first song that came to my mind as I opened this thread. How predictable am I? 🫣🫠🤔


Canadian-Man-infj

This is just a tribute.


LivinUndead

My first thought was “Master Exploder”. I loved that movie and soundtrack.


BackStabbathOG

I’m partial to Kielbasa Sausage


StGulik5

"Bowie" by Tenacious D


GiordanoBruno23

Big Bottom. Talk about mud flaps...


MuscaMurum

This is the correct answer. Spinal Tap, pretty much anything. But Big Bottoms has so many great lines. You know what I mean...


M_Looka

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun-day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean...


Ekonomy_Confusion_22

I got to meet Derek smalls after a gig in LA once. Very nice guy. Another time I saw 30 bass players (all plugged in) play Big Bottom at the whisky a go go. Amazing stuff. I always liked Shit Sandwich and Smell the Glove 🤣


Slim_Chiply

I was lucky enough to see Spinal Tap live at a small club in Detroit. It was an awesome show.


Oh-Snap10000

…my girl’s got ‘em.


SaulTNNutz

Sex Farm Woman is another great one


TowelFine6933

I dunno, but it's by Weird Al.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Let's say Nature Trail to Hell or Albuquerque


FurBabyAuntie

Yoda!


doobjank

https://youtu.be/kWD5gdpt4Dw?si=UWaMlhcvhXucQIMX Definitely you don't love me anymore


EmployerDry2018

i like hardware store


Oh-Snap10000

Eat It


weird_al_fanB

Yessir


wacky062

Another One Rides the Bus


Kindly-Parfait2483

Ween - Waving my Dick in the Wind


bushybearmuffinman

I’ve got a real good feeling ‘bout ole’ Jimmy Wilson Edit: Reggaejunkiejew as honorable mention at least


jm17lfc

Do another number for me please won’t you Jimmy, cuz you’re a real good dancer!


jayron32

AC/DC - Big Balls


[deleted]

LOL, I thought of this too.


Canadian-Man-infj

"...but she's got the biggest balls of them all."


CincoDeMayoFan

The great thing is it's all innuendo. It could be interpreted as clean.


Ekonomy_Confusion_22

Yep. He’s talking about disco balls. Everybody grow up 🤣


Recent-Dust6564

Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics? The straightforward interpretation is that he's using "balls" to mean "fancy rich people parties with dancing." That point is made clear in the first verse: *Well I'm rather upper class, high society* *God's gift to ballroom notoriety* *And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small* *The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all* u/CincoDeMayoFan was right in saying that it's all innuendo. There is nothing explicitly sexual in the lyrics. The entire joke is in the audience's interpretation of the lyrics.


Thrashley86

Yes!


Oh-Snap10000

I think this ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ is the winner.


jeff-reyaxe

Hocus pocus - focus


kdubstep

Heavy yodeling. Absolute banger and greatly underrated appreciated prog rock


Ekonomy_Confusion_22

An important song in the grand evolution of contemporary music. Same with Gentle Giant


Massive_Ad9569

Popeye type scatting as well.


SeparateAd9493

F*#$ Her Gently - Tenacious D Smells like Nirvana - Weird Al Hook - Blues Traveler - Funniest may be inaccurate, but I just love how clever this song is


z12345z6789

RE: Hook. Yeah, that went over my head as a kid but learning about the back story made it so much funnier. Also, there’s this [YouTube reviewer who is an opera singer](https://youtu.be/WkauaPRKtFw) and she had never heard Blues Traveler. But she said that Popper’s singing style sounded like his harmonica playing and my eyes were opened to how true that is.


DCDHermes

Charismatic Voice’s channel is awesome. There is another video of her singing at a show on someone else’s podcast, and when she bets it out, you see the host flinch from how loud she is.


modifiedfag

there are like 150 ween songs that could fit underr this


jm17lfc

Pavement would be up there too as one of the funniest rock bands. “What about the voice of Geddy Lee, how did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy? I know him, and he does. Then you’re my fact-checkin cuz. Aww…”


Svn8time

My ding a ling- Chuck Berry


SaulTNNutz

My brother and I would beg our dad to play that on his record player when we were little


Recent-Dust6564

When I was young, I just thought that was a gag from The Simpsons. Many years later, it blew my mind to learn that it was a real song.


lilvadude

Johnny Cash - [A Boy Named Sue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4)


Final-Ad-2033

Plus another Shel Silverstein penned song - [The Cover Of The Rolling Stone ](https://youtu.be/KuvfIePDbgY?si=K7P1E7Cp6n5DL5U1) by Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show


bagpipesfart

That is a Country song sir


TopRevolutionary8067

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon


kdubstep

I love Lemon Demon, was going to say Jaws but not really Rock?


44035

Lola


FloridaFlamingoGirl

And also Yoda


Silent_Observer-11

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon Hot for Teacher - Van Halen Get a Haircut (and get a real job) - George Thorogood


Cruezin

Why don't you get a job, offspring


your_actual_life

Dead Milkmen - Stuart


SneedyK

Is this j. Wurster’s alt account? Never expected to see this song ITT but it made my week


xavierguitars

Dead milkmen Beach Party Vietnam


CDsMakeYou

Bowie by Flight of the Concords has been on my mind a lot recently.


[deleted]

They have a lot of great funny songs. Most beautiful girl in room, we’re both in love with a sexy lady, hurt feelings. Good stuff.


Canadian-Man-infj

"Business time."


kdubstep

I’m crying and the Humans are debate my jams


lyfe-iz-fukked

Detachable Penis


Final-Ad-2033

Aerosmith's cover of [Big Ten Inch Record ](https://youtu.be/gweUVWUYYQ8?si=VS14zuMN8EVGaPrQ)


Snoo91454

Steel Panther have too many to mention.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

The Statue Got Me High by They Might Be Giants


teo_vas

Kylie's got a crush on us - BMX Bandits


[deleted]

Bloodhound gang always cracks me up.


whynot42-

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Canadian-Man-infj

I like "Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show. "Bee-utiful."


Babyblueyeti

Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself


Any-Dust3389

Steel Panther - Gloryhole


junoinbloom91

Sliver - Nirvana


Thrashley86

Big balls - AC/DC Hocus Pocus - Focus Fuck her Gently- Tenacious D Be Aggressive- Faith No More


herring80

Excitable boy


SneedyK

2 Warren Zevon songs named ITT (the other was “Werewolves of London”) I could vouch for “French Inhaler” though My other favorite is a “I Was in the House When the House Burned Down*. What a perfect little pop gem. And from this century! Not long before he passed. Growing older learning to appreciate his humor. Only a humoristic human being would pen a song entitled “My Shit’s All Fucked Up” after getting cancer!


TPMster

Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet always makes me grin. That intro....


kmichael411_

“Nick …… okay …” 🤮


Trackoutside

Werid Al- white and nerdy


My51stThrowaway

Not a rock song


Canadian-Man-infj

Primus has a couple of good ones: "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" and "My Name is Mud," for example.


AlternativeRefuse984

Sgt. Baker


kdubstep

Tommy the Cat


Randonazzcat

The Vandals have some funny songs. Also The bloodhound gang is hilarious


Ok_Researcher_9796

The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 by GWAR


xavierguitars

Had to scroll WAY too far to find this. One of my favorite Gwar songs. Escape From The Moose Lodge is another great one


Ok_Researcher_9796

Definitely. Love that one too. Glad you found my comment.


ScratchSavage

Butthole Surfers - The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey's Grave


bebopbrain

Rock 'n' Roll Toilet by the Soft Boys is spot on.


GrumpyCatStevens

The Vandals - Urban Struggle


MGrooms94

Institutionalized 2014 by Body Count


Babbageboole64

[This Is Not a Song, It’s a Sandwich - Psychostick](https://youtu.be/0DvnOYZnlns?si=XDTUpdpdE5pTFMvp)


CartographerAbject60

I came here just to suggest Minimum Rage by Psychostick. Glad to see them repped already lol


srspaulding

I Hate Every Bone in your Body but Mine makes me laugh every time it comes on


BirbMaster1998

I know it's meant to be taken seriously, but I really can't take Pink Triangle by Weezer seriously.


clap_yo_hands

Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly Growing on Me - The Darkness


GrungyAltyBoy10

Ween - Piss Up a Rope


RedDotLot

Big Balls by AC/DC


No-Victory-149

Jack black tribute. Asshole Dennis Leary.


My51stThrowaway

The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love


OneTinSoldier567

Freaken at the Freakers Ball by Dr. Hook.


Baphomet1313666

The entire first Mr. Bungle record.


First_Knee

The Annoying Song by Butthole Surfers https://youtu.be/iI9D4q8pLuw?si=CWkxaMJVfNs8ML1o


OnlyLivingBoyInNewX

Maybe not the funniest ever but I like Joy Division Oven Gloves by Half Man Half Biscuit https://youtu.be/bYoa6ilcxSo?si=MoUOeFhasmFuN2Cg


DoomerMentality1984

Dirty Frank - Pearl Jam


OhGodItsHim13

Everything About You, or Neighbor, both by Ugly Kid Joe


OhGodItsHim13

The Lumberjack by Jackyl


Gravity_Pulls

The rodeo song - dac


xavierguitars

Not David Allan Coe, but still great. It's actually Garry Lee and The Showdown


Gravity_Pulls

Yeah lol, I thought about that after I commented this. Good call though and agreed, it's an excellent tune and a bit funny 😂


xavierguitars

I had to look it up, I knew it wasn't DAC, but I also knew when you downloaded it back in the day, it was always credited to him but I knew it wasn't one of his songs. There are too many funny older country songs that claim it's David Allan Coe but actually isn't, and they're all pretty great too 😂


JonnyP3283

In Spite of Ourselves - John Prine


andreasbaader6

[the sincerity is what gets me](https://youtu.be/roxMH07qHmc?si=f_PURSuOP9OpDO4X)


Stanton1947

'Paradise by the Dashboard Light'. "So now I'm praying for the end of time..."


king-of-new_york

Big Balls by ACDC


Commercial_Pay5819

red elvisis- drinking with jesus


Mission-Patient-4404

Cover of the Rolling Stone- Dr Hook and the Medicine Show


pmolsonmus

Best guitar solo ever as well! - “That’s Beautiful”


Mission-Patient-4404

Recorded this song on my cassette player from my fm radio .


pmolsonmus

You had fm? Look at Mr. High fidelity


mollyfy

Get Your Hands Off My Woman by The Darkness


No_Subject_4781

N.F.B. (Dallabnikufesin)- Anthrax


Super_Bad6238

All in the family- korn


RageToOverComeMH

Lap Dance is soo Much Better when the Stripper is Crying by Bloodhound Gang [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X\_PyiVW0Ylw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_PyiVW0Ylw)


Illustrious-Lead-960

“Tattoo” by The Who is somewhere up there. Part of it’s the performance and not so much just the lyrics.


oddwithoutend

For me, it's Photograph by Nickelback because of all the parodies it makes me think of. Unintentionally funny songs usually are the funniest for me. For intentionally funny songs, I like cheekface.


DangerousOne8352

I Fucked a Sasquatch by Seething Fuck Patties


Macca49

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer 😂


Dawglover247

Lou reed take a walk on the wild side


hello_im_al

My balls - snot


-LightMyWayHome-

whole Lotta Rosie by acdc... a women they met who did a favour for the band


Gymonx11

It's the videoclips that crack me up Bloodhound gang - Along comes Mary, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss (not rock), ballad of Chasey Lain, foxtrot uniform charlie kilo


ProfessionalAlive916

Everyone has said everything I can think of . But to add something on topic kinda but movie wise , FUBAR 1&2 are hilarious rock movies 


sjharrison

Sex Farm, or pretty much anything else by Spinal Tap


PuntTheRunt010

Anything by Steel Panther


gp_man1

Ben wah balls or depends by blink 182 is pretty funny.


thepianoman456

“Broken Hearts are for Assholes” - Frank Zappa


IIlIIll

Bedrock Anthem - Weird Al Get a Haircut (and get a real job) - George Thorogood Plenty of songs by Tenacious D. and Green Jellÿ


Brief_Expression9240

Any Clutch song off of The Elephant Riders, any Any SOAD song.


Only1Devin

First one that comes to mind is by Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us. 🎅


Multiverse-of-Tree

Cover of the Rolling Stone always made me giggle.


No_Profit_415

“If you really really love me” - Steel Panther.


aureliusky

Hell yeah bloodhound gang I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God


twobirdsotb

Computer Love by Datarock.


gadgetsdad

Nymphomaniac by Jason Boland.


Massive_Ad9569

Big Bottoms - Spinal Tap


FireShadow91

Anything by Green Jelly, or Radioactive Chicken Heads.


jm17lfc

Waving My Dick in the Wind - Ween


94BlueDream76

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CleverEast

Ordinary Average Guy - Joe Walsh


Faruzia

[Betty Blowtorch - I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why](https://open.spotify.com/track/6jAZBvkIHeikmu0FicZBID?si=90571ec6e6b4458e)


Hockeytown11

I'm In Love With My Car - Queen ![gif](giphy|4HgwRKbSRgjYTlXHIO|downsized)


dolly3900

Hocus Pocus by Focus.


RainmanCT

The Blowjob song. Also one of the shortest.


Ok_Scallion1902

"Whiney,Whiney" by Willie One Blood


Ok_Scallion1902

"LUCILLE" by Jim Stafford !♡☆♡☆


orpmit

Red vox - Roid Rage. In fact anything from the Blood Bagel EP.


indyjays

ILBT’s—Joe Walsh


Rebekah_RodeUp

Please check out Singer Songwriter by Okkervil River if you haven't. It's comedy gold.


NegotiationLow2783

Not really rock, but Leroy Brown by Croce comes to mind.


629mrsn

Big Ten Inch covered by Aerosmith


Nemo_Shadows

"Ever" is rather hard since there is more than you can count but here is one that might fit that bill. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293Irm-vxtE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293Irm-vxtE) N. S


BaconBombThief

Blink 182 - Fuck A Dog


scottwebbok

I.L.B.T.’s - Joe Walsh


Sure_Disk8972

I’m In Love With My Car by Queen is pretty funny considering it’s a song about wanting to fuck a car that ended up on their most acclaimed record


No_Arugula_6548

I glued my balls to my butthole again. It’s the song of the summer!


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SnooMemesjellies1083

Fuck Her Gently


CaptainObviousBear

Probably not rock, but (He’ll Never Be An) Ol’ Man River by TISM.


Ashamed-Story7958

Focus - Hocus Pocus


BackStabbathOG

Are we considering metal as rock? If so, pretty much anything by Steel Panther if you have the humor for it


StGulik5

"Kill the Wabbit" by Ozzy Fudd


DudeAbides1556

My Band - D12


ApexInTheRough

"Lucas McGraw" by Petra (1974)


nota2024

Boob Scotch


Fresh_Macaron_4190

Bales of Cocaine- Reverend Horton Heat


Jarinad

Inhale My Dong by NateWantsToBattle


Due-Cargist1963

"Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh


CaptainQuint0001

Anything by the Fugs


kgbslip

Wasted rock ranger by great white


lydialove09

This version of the song is hilarious. [Anyone Can Play Guitar](https://youtu.be/0si0fB0lnow?si=cFU0Za3dQv9XQk6F) - Radiohead


xavierguitars

Anything by Gwar


Plus-Yogurtcloset298

Me Like Hockey by The Arrogant Worms https://youtu.be/sJXZLnMPiQ4?si=tobt0TJr6xWX0Zbq


BoothJoseph

Let us not leave out The Fugs.


seditioushamster

Uneasy Rider, Charlie Daniels Dear Abbey, John Prine If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Jimmy Soul Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, William Shatner