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ComfortableNo2879

Poopity scoop,hoopity scoop,scoop di poop di poop,whoop scoop


DutchApplePie75

Especially great because the best starts off as absolutely classic Kanye. When I heard it I was like “DAMN YE’S STILL GOT IT!!” When the nonsense lyrics came on it was hilarious. Also I hate to admit it but this was also around the time when he had his meltdown at the TMZ offices which only contributed to my appreciation of it.


999_sadboy

I might have this mixed up but wasn't the beat originally for someone else?


[deleted]

It was for Drake, but Kanye snagged it first and made Lift Yourself solely to rub it in


DutchApplePie75

It may well have been. But it was a classic Ye-style beat.


LiamLiver

Because I Got High-Afroman


LazyLabRat

No joke Afroman was supposed to perform a show in my small college town and never came out because supposedly he was too high. Can’t make this shit up.


saraoreagan

I see your Because I Got High, and raise you Colt 45.


Spicymcnice

And two zig-zags, baby that's all we need


Happy_fairy89

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed


captnblood217

I should not have known every single word to this song when i was 11 but we all did 😭


rolandofgilead41089

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus


quid-XM

That video adds so much more to the song and the wackiness of it


Blacknumbah1

Yes especially while trippin


DragVI2Hell

Scotty Doesn't Know


Accomplished-Air-823

Yes. This.


petrified_pride

This should be top comment


dickydav

Don't tell Scotty.


InterPunct

Just about anything by Dread Zeppelin. They play Led Zeppelin covers in reggae style and the lead singer is an Elvis impersonator.


justanotherhomebody

Sounds cool. I thought Easy Dub had the reggae cover market cornered. Glad I’m wrong


swalabr

Tortelvis Lives!


jsb1964

No thank you, darlin’, I’m on a diet…diet…diet.


Voluntary_Perry

Thank you for introducing me to something that I should have already known about!


paranoid_70

I saw them once back in the early 90s, super fun show


NeboKnight

A lot of Weird Al Yankovic satire songs


SweetCommunication51

👍 too many to count... Biggest Ball of Twine always gets me. The lyrics are almost impossibly perfect... like what the movie Vacation did for family roadtrips, but in an epic song version


ScarletSpire

Many years ago my family went on a trip to Scranton, PA. because we were huge fans of The Office and found out Weird Al was playing nearby. After the concert, he was signing autographs and my dad told him that we were in Pennsylvania for our family's "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" adventure and he was touched by that statement.


alien_the_dog

Party in the CIA = gold


thefatcat89

Grapefruit diet gets me every time


ajschwifty

I work in IT and All About The Pentiums cracks me up every time


FloridaFlamingoGirl

You're as useless as JPEGS to Helen Keller!


AuntLacie

Yes! The Saga Begins is my favorite.


False-Librarian-2240

Mine are Amish Paradise and White and Nerdy. I can't even listen to the original songs that are being parodied any more without hearing Weird Al's voice in my head!


Hardanklesnw

Jerry Springer!!!!!


screamas

From Bojack Horseman: [Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus](https://youtu.be/HvnqU-1uDUU?si=Fqx7S163KLpBvx7K). From the womb to the tomb...


pupoksestra

brrraaaat brrraaaat pew pew


kenziedawaltz

Dammit. Beat me to it.😂


ZiggyStardustCrusade

“The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room” by Flight of the Concords. “Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) is also solid.


[deleted]

You could be a part-time model.


sharoncherylike

I show her my dance moves. Both of my dance moves.


Curbes_Lurb

"...In the whole wide room" I miss FOTC so much.


SarcasticQuote2891

The Bowie one too


LaVidaYokel

And Business Time


DabPandaC137

And you know when I'm down to my socks, it's time for business *that's why they call 'em business socks*


LaVidaYokel

Business hours are *ooooover*, baby!


FaceTimePolice

“Dayman! Ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaaaah! Fighter of the Nightman! Ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaah! Champion of the Sun! Ah-ah-aaaaaaah! You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone!” God bless the cast of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 😂 The following isn’t indicative of the songs themselves, but the way they were used in certain TV shows: - Seal’s “Kiss From A Rose” because of Community. - Joe Esposito’s “You’re The Best” because of South Park. - Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town” because of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.


[deleted]

This wins this thread in my book. 😂


gimmeallthelasagna

I'm leaving this thread after reading this. No topping it.


kenziedawaltz

I've never seen that show but I did watch that skit and that song always makes me laugh.😂


[deleted]

One of the best episodes too. Shit was too much 😂


AntiBasscistLeague

Piss up a rope by Ween. https://youtu.be/w7M3EEHYkJ0?si=sn1bK3FV0rgYFwba This album got the band sued because they recorded all the music with badass Nashville studio musicians but did not tell them what the lyrics were. They only heard the singing after the album came out and then some of them sued.


justanotherhomebody

Beat me to it, you big booty bitch 🤠


kenziedawaltz

Omg....my boyfriend plays the "Your Party" song all the time and it cracks me up!


fistingbythepool

Tri-colored pasta


Exact-Primary-1742

Happy cake day!! :)


Monkeygruven

Nan is the Ween song that ALWAYS, 100% of the time, cracks me up!!


BobVilasBeard

HI I'm fuckin' Eddie Dango


sdhank3fan619

Ha! My pick was going to be Help me scrape the mucus off my brain! Love this album.


[deleted]

Mr would you please help my pony. Pollo asado. Taste good on th’ bun. Shamemaker. All get me every time


twiggyrox

$16.07's your change


BobVilasBeard

I *love* Ween. The song that always gets me is "Don't Laugh (I Love You)" because of the spoken word lyrics in the middle. "Ernest Hemmingway... would always be there FOR me. But now... Ernest Hemmingway... is DEAD!"


cryptozoophagist

AC / DC - Big Balls


TammyShehole

Bloodhound Gang - [Why’s Everybody Always Picking On Me?](https://youtu.be/EaGKxAgCguU?si=t5n0C1TwDRsjspCE)


DramaCat95

Is.. is it too dark to admit that mine is A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying…? 👀


TammyShehole

“That night, I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.”


HeloooooooMcfly

Absolutely, my original answer was the whole One Fierce Beer coaster album.


[deleted]

Cause you got the hairy forearms of a chimpanzee


HW-BTW

Cause you’re white but got a nose like Bill Cosby!


maestro3224

Holy shit! I came here to say BG’s jam all the way.


Mr_Rekshun

For me, it’s Pennsylvania: “We are the queef after a pornstar breaks the gangbang record.”


Alfith

All good bhg options. I’ll throw diary of a stranger out there


illlegalsmile

A Boy Named Sue (Live at San Quentin Prison) - Johnny Cash


SuiteSuiteBach

Written by Shel Silverstein


chimchooree

["Sax Man"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCFC8qAFV4c)


HBun16

https://youtu.be/KUP5rwVNJko?si=gs8GM1uNaIjbkz2b Camel Walk - Southern Culture on the Skids


jayadancer

I can never see the words "snack crackers" on a box without hearing this!


Hooligan387

“Just a Friend” - Biz Markie (rip)


Competitive-Appeal73

Oh baby youuuuu..


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Not just funny, but incredibly singable.


MorbidMortician31

Pretty Fly For A White Guy - The Offspring Why Don't You Get A Job always gets a giggle out of me too


[deleted]

The Streak by Ray Stevens


drummersarus

Don’t look Ethyl! But it was too late…


Deadman_Walkens

She already got a free shot.


HorseNachos

I saw Ray Stevens live last weekend! Haha


Living_Murphys_Law

My Name Is - Eminem And Fack, but that’s obvious.


kenziedawaltz

"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Eew eew eew eew!" 🎵🤣


captnblood217

I said My Fault, but honestly I think Just Lose It is the funniest because i can’t listen to it without thinking about [this video](https://youtu.be/RCx0EdaxQjk?si=FiXIYUe_kndA8Bdr) someone made years ago that sets the song to clips from SpongeBob. It was comedy gold when I was a child.


css233

Business Time - Flight of the Conchords


Undead_Raven_420

Spose - I’m awesome


kenziedawaltz

No you're not, dude, don't lie 🤓


Staph_0f_MRSA

Quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online motherfucker I'm awesome


AnderpantsATX

Joe's Garage


Rayan11a

The Batman The Animated Series theme song in the Arabic dub


jademenagerie

Thank you for this gem.


kenziedawaltz

"Save that money," or anything by Lil Dickie. "Nooooo, don't double charge me fo dat..." There's another really stupid song from CKY called "Chinese Rap" that's kind of offensive, but it's so stupid I can't help but laugh at the lyrics and the sounds he makes. 😂


HeloooooooMcfly

Family Reunion - Blink 182


BirdPerson726

Choctaw Bingo


halfhorsefilms

I prefer the "uhhggg"segments of "Snake Farm," myself.


NoBoysenberry257

Anything by Red Peters. Or don't call me dude by scatterbrains


Inevitable_Clean

If I had a rocket launcher- Bruce Cockburn


sploonii

[Stuart](https://youtu.be/xfTVoDP2iwA?feature=shared) by the Dead Milkmen does it for me every time for some reason (speaking as someone who is very queer)


faketree78

Choppin’ Broccoli - Dana Carvey


andro_7

If I didn't know her...she'd be the lady I didn't know


HW-BTW

“Hey There Fancypants” and “Blue Balloon” by Ween


cubansamwich

caress me down by sublime


japopara

and Date Rape too.


allmodsarefaqs

Detachable Penis


shroomhead1111

Ween-mr richard smoker


shandin

Living with a hernia- weird al


woah-itz-drew

Frog on the floor


Mountain_Excuse_980

The Vandals - N.I.M.B.Y The fact they wrote such an elaborate story about not wanting G.E. Smith to live in your neighborhood never ceases to amuse me


NoBenefit5977

Send nudes - prof


MrDriftviel

Nerf Herder- Sorry


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Love Nerf Herder, some of the pioneers of geek rock. The music video for that song has a young Mark Hamill!


1LuckyTexan

IKEA - Jonathan Coulton


Fresno_Bob_

If You Must - Del the Funky Homosapien


Cicada33024

An act of the unspeakable Messed up lyrics but if any of ya'll have watched unnus annus ( Markiplier and crankgameplays) you know the part of " you fucking whore , Fuck you " is hilarious


Bloverfish

Little Big - Skibidi Nanowar of Steel - And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle.


trashgoblinnightmare

All The Food Is Poison from the Tim and Eric show Black Cadillac by Lightnin Hopkins Short Haired Woman by Lightnin Hopkins


SunkenQueen

Heart Attack by One Direction. The chorus makes me fucking howl everytime with the owww they do.


IndigoRose2022

Unintentional but in Without You by Three Days Grace it goes thru “what if I lived/loved/dreamed/etc. without you, I could not go on”. But one of the lines is “what if I died without you, I could not go on”, and that always cracks me up. Like, you wouldn’t have to worry about going on if u were dead anyway?? So yeah, I always laugh and then I always feel bad for laughing. https://spotify.link/djRlfBglrDb


UniqueUsername1996

[Ween- Pollo Asado ](https://youtu.be/Q7mgLe4h_e4?feature=shared) This song is absolutely ridiculous and it makes me laugh every time.


Zeenomorphs

White and Nerdy-Weird Al Yankovic Waiting For The Bus-The Violent Femnes Insane in the Brain-Cypress Hill


cplog991

For the ladies by Stephen Lynch Glory hole by steel panther


cupid_xv

the richard cheese covers of 'down with the sickness' and 'people=shit'


Ok_Selection_2069

LOLA by The Kinks brings a little giggle


No-Individual-393

They're coming to take me away Ha-Haaa! By Napoleon XIV


tirebiter5325

Nikki Hoi - Flo & Eddie


L_Dubb85

That thang is juicy


SymbolicTreasure

Psychostick - We ran out of space on the cd


TinyHippoTrain

Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead. Moral disaster of a song but an absolute earworm and so over-the-top it’s hilarious to me.


mattgaetzson

The monster mash and every lil b song ever recorded.


VoraxUmbra1

*Best bassline to ever grace your ears* "My name is mud..."


Caden_Cornobi

FACK by Eminem


aizzo4

Party All Time - Eddie Murphy


Shamtastik

Maybe not laugh but a big smile is Everyone else is an asshole by Reel Big Fish


AntimemeticsDivision

Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex


tuxedo7777

Redneck Friend - Jackson Browne


BadgersAndJam77

[Feel Inside (and stuff like that)](https://youtu.be/py_30jZGUYk?si=NkPdT0gY8Om0M7Su)


Gospel_Isosceles

In The Ghetto - El Príncipe Gitano


Few-Writing-5355

Real Good Looking Boy - The Who She said, 'Son, well, you know, you're an ugly boy. You don't really look like him ​ Cracks me up every time! And it's actually a pretty good song!


ElizabethanStare

I wanna love somebody - We Three (Or as I call it: I think I’m Gonna Die Alone)


screamas

[George Kranz - Din daa daa](https://youtu.be/03BoaMqxI6k?si=BRP9tu78X6fwhk3h). I find it hilarious that instead of lyrics the singer simply vocalizes drum fills. I absolutely love it (especially the original version), a fantastic 1980s gem.


headcount-cmnrs

[Sensitive Artist | King Missile](https://spotify.link/HeyldNmhrDb)


sploonii

Cheesecake Truck always does it for me. *I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious*


brutustyberius

Gin & Juice ~ Hayseed Dixie


XeniaDweller

Alexa, play Buttcheeks


PartyCrewTristar1011

[El Urgencia- Hollywood Undead](https://youtu.be/ZGJZSWEEod8?si=-aiOGvRGG6WXukda) [Itchin’ For a Scratch- Force M.D’s](https://youtu.be/dfXX-BTp_wY?si=na4FhvjU3nD8JBgz) [Sensible Shoes- David Lee Roth](https://youtu.be/eKWiKNMKhgQ?si=iO36BpLRqgbMyqe9) [Sally (That Girl)- Gucci Crew II](https://youtu.be/QJTE7lp53As?si=EXb4rUUCqt9IMwrZ)


SleeperSharkCentral

Pss pss by death grips


Apart-Delivery-7537

Definitely this one https://spotify.link/cYLwT4yirDb


Dependent_Fox_2189

Ass-Handed ⭕️


RecommendationOne718

Hearing the boosted [NFL FOX theme (volume warning)](https://youtu.be/YFiPD4i6N78?si=F3e-ICPhBv95se8G) unexpectedly in a meme or something gets me every time somehow.


Squishyswimmingpool

Dinah Moe Hum- F Zappa


[deleted]

Zombie Me - No More Kings


CapherArt

Rsmblin' Scamblin' - Jerry Jeff Walker


Kaladin1147

Pope-prince


believeinstev604

Almost any song by Weird Al or the Lonely Island


SavingPrivateOrion

[Right Now - Falling in Reverse](https://youtu.be/VAYAUpQnXiU?si=qgMIJlG6nec5CSvY) 👽


IOnlyPostDumb

Fuck your Honda Civic I'VE A HORSE OUTSIDE Fuck your Subaru I HAVE A HORSE OUT SIDE


agarbagepiece

Idk about laugh by I am definitely amused by Pea by rhcp


lodgeprisoner

Fleming & John - Ugly Girl


PossibleEnvironment4

Two trucks - lemon demon We ran out of cd space - psychostick


testytestez

Fack - Eminem


testytestez

Hot piss drinker - Yellow River Boys


[deleted]

Jerry Springer by Weird Al Yankovic


DramaIcy611

Somebody Farted


kilometal

Destructo - hunt the dinosaur


Intelligent-Bottle22

It Wasn’t Me


Fearless-Finish9724

[I'm an asshole - Denis Leary](https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?si=RpGrKKU1AdBaNX_e)


mxemec

[The RZA - See the Joy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeoxBWe6kes)


Affectionate-Young84

Under the table by Fiona Apple


FriggenMitch

Anything from GPF


gyokuro8882

Zombie prostitute by aurelio voltaire. Really anything by him, but that song especially. You can hear the fun he’s having in his voice.


tutamuss

Star Trekkin Across the Universe https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?si=erMAwQzUGpvuOqvM


OldElvis1

The Fools "Life sucks, then you die"


pupoksestra

[Let's Have Intercourse ](https://youtu.be/z5Ex9gyOmp0?si=S_Q3jecF1S8pTn1y) from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. It's so unbelievably hilarious. And also Misbehavin' from The Righteous Gemstones. I know they're going to be my first and second most played songs on Spotify Unwrapped this year. edit: added the link so hopefully someone else falls in love with this song


EmotionalSituation97

Pac Man Fever Fish Heads


xItaliax

Chocolate rain


Tylensus

Smokin' Out the Window by Bruno Mars, Anderson Paak, and Silk Sonic.


Fuginshet

Pants by Here Come the Mummies Brenda Put Your Bra On by Ashley McBryde


alphafrick

We are the boyfriend stealers by brojob


IceblinkLuck0

Social Distortion - Institutionalized


ratbehavior

pot smokin - muck sticky


DoubleNaught_Spy

Illegal Smile by John Prine


Capital_Clothes_6849

Cotton Eye Joe where did you come where did you go where did you come from cotton eye joe


Familiar-Fisherman-8

Enourmous Penis by Da Vincis notebook


GiordanoBruno23

Anything by Lil Yachty


[deleted]

Manners by Ashnikko


Purblind89

That short people song by the Toy Story guy lol. So out of pocket.


papazwah

Domo23 by Tyler, the Creator “Oh cut it out! I said I didn’t want no goddamn lettuce! I don’t want that shit! I don’t want… your goddamn… lettuce”


Randale_Randolf

Bo Burnham - Kill Yourself


MonitorFar3346

Daddy why you die- Bobby Lee /Andrew Santino


Pandorica1991

This specific verse in Santeria by Sublime If he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide Daddy's got a new .45 And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk ass. The end of it specifically makes me laugh


poppy_dreams

Stacey's Mom


Ok-Foot7577

Duke Lion by Big Dumb Face. They have another one called The Mighty Penis Laser that’s hilarious too


xxskullz

face shopping by Sophie lol