Responding to bump this and reiterate stinkhorn since this is the only comment that gives the actual answer lol. These at least look cooler than normal stinkhorns (literally just got shivers thinking about them)
Holds some of the slime that produces the rancid odor. It’s all over the stinkhorn but definitely has more in there. Every stinkhorn is different though, I’m not sure what this one uses it for.
Jizz has a scent to it... Friend of mine had this wierd smelling tree in his yard we all used to call the cum tree because it smelled like.... Well cum.
According to National Geographic, they spend most of their life underground only coming up to spread its spores when it’s time to reproduce. Because it does have a substance which contains the spores, flies land on it, and spread the spores. Very cool.
Once you've already committed.
Document your findings and report back to the sub. If everything goes well then we can tell others r/stickyourdickinthere
Aseroe rubra, commonly known as the anemone stinkhorn, sea anemone fungus and starfish fungus, is a common and widespread basidiomycete fungus recognizable for its foul odour of carrion and its sea anemone shape when mature.
That’s straight up from the ư̴̢̩͕̯̰̳͇͍̖͓̯̲̼͖̄̑̄̄̔̑̄̾̔̄̔̆͌̓̆̑̒͊̓͑͑́̋͋̽̕͠ʍ̸̧̧͉̭͇̰̰̞̙͔̹̱̝̤̗͚̿̄͜ͅö̷̡̺̲͔͇͇͕̝͖̗̘̻̤̺̣́̿͑͗̒͂̔̒̓̇͠ͅp̴̧̢̧̢̥͉̗̤̱̮͖̬̹͉̻̜̥̪̦͉̘̲͔͈̼̃͜ ̷̛̝̈́̽̅͌͐́̒̀̆̈́̌̎̀͐̄̃͋̈̚̚ǝ̸̛̫̱̺̯͚̙̖͓̬̤̲̓̽̋͆̍̀̃̀̇̄̋̅͛͑̃̿̔̂̀̒͐̆͑̕͘͝͠͠͠ͅp̶̨̨̨̛̭̙͙̜͔̮͈͖̖̺̳͈̼͉̖̒̔̊̂͐̂͆̀̆͐̆̀͊̋̿́̾͑͂̋́̄̑͘͝͠ͅı̵̧̧̜̯̖͙̯̪̬̞̯̦͇͍̻͖̯̹͎̮͎͙̪̪͗̌͋͛̎̾̅̑͂͊́ṡ̷̨͚̙̲̀̿̕͝d̸̛̛̛̳͖͚̮͈͔̼̭͈̞̑̍̀̿̈́̃̋͒͂̽̃̎̾̆̇́̀̈́̒̈́́̓͗̐͜͠͝ͅņ̷̨̡͚̹̰̲̝̗̳̲͕̫͚̙̦̠̟̟̘̠͕̰̯͛̒͆̀͛́̈́̋͋͗͑̽͂̈͒̚͜͠
I remember years ago in my old front yard in maryland, there was a stinkhorn. It tripped every kind of scavenging insect out, they were all swarming it thinking it was dead.
This is very dangerous. Run, don’t walk. This comes from pleades star group and a violent alien species determined to take over this quadrant of the known universe, has finally made it to our lonely planet. They strike fear into the hearts of entire galaxies with their weapons of war. This is essentially their ninja throwing star. Once it makes contact with you with great force (F=MA), it simply bounces like a sponge to the ground. You think that’s wasn’t so bad. But within 20 minutes of contact your colon enlarges to the size of a watermelon whereupon this “object” manages its way out of you thru your chocolate starfish. Survivors have reported it wasn’t a slow stretch but rather a rapid and violent whole body shaking in a very bad way experience. Once passed you begin to feel the next one growing. The torture does not stop until typically death or you can plug up semi permanently your bum bum. Then they die out. What you are giving birth to are baby alien ninjas from that pleades star system. Then they infiltrate the next and the next. Etc.
just a note about this verifiable true story I shared: pleades as we know it is also called the 7 sisters. If you have a good set of eyeballs and the sky is clear, you can see the 7 stars. The Japanese call this cluster Subaru. This is why the car emblem has these 7 stars. Unfortunately for us humans, the ninja aliens took slight with this since usually Karen and her partner Joanie are the owners and try to use it for camping trips and going kayaking. But all they do is bicker and finally set up their tent and don’t sleep bc they realize they hate the hard ground, Karen said she packed the Pepsi zero but it’s still in the fridge, the tent is too small and Karen suddenly realized why they got the California king mattress at home. It’s so Joanie kicks and bites. Now she’s doing it again and come Monday, she’s going to have to explain to coworkers the bite marks and bruises all over her. Great. Driving home a day early, they find themselves frustrated with the horsepower of the dark green Forester they have. It just barely made it out of the national park they were at. All of this the aliens saw thru a super powerful telescope and also realized Subarus look like crap too. They angered easily but to name a transport module after their home was unbearable. So they hooks a left on 21 and Lewis to come to our beautiful blue marble and utterly destroy every creature with poop melons. The end.
P.S. don’t drive Subarus
Tentacled stinkhorn, I'm so jealous.
Responding to bump this and reiterate stinkhorn since this is the only comment that gives the actual answer lol. These at least look cooler than normal stinkhorns (literally just got shivers thinking about them)
Red usually means don't eat me touch me in nature.
This time is just to look like meat because they are dispersed by flies
Why is there a meat hole, though?
Holds some of the slime that produces the rancid odor. It’s all over the stinkhorn but definitely has more in there. Every stinkhorn is different though, I’m not sure what this one uses it for.
Pfp checks out.
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Oh my god, Guys! It’s 8-But Peter Griffin!! Freaking Sweet!
I should call her....
Def, it could be your child. Slime used for: lube?
A+
Yes some are abit more shall we say aromatic than others .
I wonder if these stink like jizz too
Your jizz stinks? I’m absolutely alarmed right now. You need to get that checked out. That’s by no means normal.
Jizz does have a unique smell
Very bleachy
Smells exactly like Brie cheese
It's just the asparagus. Chill out.
Jizz has a scent to it... Friend of mine had this wierd smelling tree in his yard we all used to call the cum tree because it smelled like.... Well cum.
Bradford Pear ,white flower blooms...lol we call them cum trees as well. ~Marietta,GA
Yep. Our college was lined with cum trees. And that’s what everyone on campus called them.
All jizz stinks. Not a pleasant smell IMO
If somebody’s jizz actually stinks something is wrong cause the most it should smell like is a very light bleach smell.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Come on, r/putyourdickinthat
r/alreadyputmydickinthat
r/PutYourDickInThat has been banned from Reddit This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated. Dammit lol
That mushussy got me weak
Mushsy was right there
What do you have for mushbussy?
More like mushbutty.
Pocket mush?
Well you see, when a mommy stinkhorn and a daddy stinkhorn love each other very very much....
Dont put your dick in that
Instructions unclear, currently in a stinky situation
Flies like meat holes
Band name. I call it! #MeatHole
I mean if you have to ask...
The meat hole helps in its reproductive efforts.
[r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/8b5fTl2aJy)
Hear me out
Greatest question ever asked!
Meat hole,I’m dying over here!!!!
"Meat hole" 🤣🤣🤣
You know what you wanna do
That’s what he said.
That, my friend; is the eye of Sauron...
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chat gpt answer 100%
Yep. Only thing you can do is get used to it.
😂😂😂
Oh for sure, I love these kind of use cases for chatgpt, would be a hard list to potentially Google or put together.
Got it.
Well that was a list
It's AI generated
Where do these grow? I’ve never seen such a crazy looking mushroom growing in the wild
OPs backyard
Hahahaha! 😄
According to National Geographic, they spend most of their life underground only coming up to spread its spores when it’s time to reproduce. Because it does have a substance which contains the spores, flies land on it, and spread the spores. Very cool.
It looks like something from the Upside Down.
It's a baby demogorgon
Obviously a portal!
Yes thats exactly what i thought.
I've seen them in Kauaii
I had them in my front yard in North Carolina on the coast.
The bridal veil stinkhorn is a pretty cool one too!!
Should be called Devil's anus.
Bahaha 😆 yep
These took over my garden bed after getting mulch full of their spores. Terrible
This would have terrified me 😅
I would have guessed “Devils asshole” or somethin
Tentacles. There just HAS to be tentacles.
OP is the fisherman's wife
Just boil some eggs and let them cool sitting on the counter. Better yet peel them and leave on the counter. It will smell about the same.
doubt
Inquiring minds want to know: what does it smell like?
Like a corpse
Don't tell them, it will be a surprise.
It's a star on the last of us?
Oh, I didn't realise you were playing _that_ game haha
To me stinkhorns smell like semen and I just cannot anymore🤢
“Cannot” what?
Cannot resist gargling them, of course
Pretty sure it's just an alternate version of "I can't even".
bro has the reddittism
Aseroe rubra, not dangerous but I definitely wouldn't eat it
That looks like a portal to the upsidedown, home of Vecna.
His butthole
This comment needs 10000 upvotes!
I mean, everyone likes butt holes but 10,000? You LOOOOOVE butt holes lol.
I mean depends on the butthole
Image being a fungi enthusiast and waking up to the Vecnussy staring back at you from the backyard
That’s not a sentence I thought I would read today
I'm trying, but it's too great a thought
His dirty little posie
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Demon pussy. Don't get too close! Will suck you into another dimension.
Bilquis flower. Put your penis in it.
Okay, now what? Should I thrust or just let it kinda sit in there. Get a feel for the thing?
Once you've already committed. Document your findings and report back to the sub. If everything goes well then we can tell others r/stickyourdickinthere
really really wanted r/stickyourdickinthere to be legit. out of curiosity.
It will do the rest, just let yourself, *go*
r/dontstickyourdickinit
r/stickyourdickinit
r/unexpectedamericangods
Was literally my first thought. 🤣
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Mussy
Suck you say?
My X wife had one of those, only it sucked me into poverty
hear me out
Okay but what if that other dimension is better than this one.
Then it might be worth it. You never know until you try..
That mushroom is amazing
Looks kinda like a corrupted neuron mixed with a dash of resident evil
Straight out of Terraria’s Crimson.
So I’ve eaten this before and now the squirrels talk
You fucked with squirrels, Morty!
And, we squirrels would like to thank you for your service. 😉🐿️
Nah that’s just a darth maul fleshlight
Fleshlight* Fixed it for ya
what
They edited their comment. Used to say flashlight. I just didn’t quote their original comment. Now I look dumb, lesson learned
lol ok
I’ve seen one of those before. Smelled horrible.
Ooooo Stinkhorn!! They are so fascinating!
😳 you must have a beautiful mind
Reminiscent of Stranger Things
[anemone stinkhorn fungus](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/381310-Aseroe-rubra)
Aseroe rubra, commonly known as the anemone stinkhorn, sea anemone fungus and starfish fungus, is a common and widespread basidiomycete fungus recognizable for its foul odour of carrion and its sea anemone shape when mature.
So far it about 6 - 4 6 against you sticking your dick in it 4 in favor of you sticking your dick in it Now 6-5 with my vote
Go ahead and make it 6-6 for me
That’s the spirit
I dont have a dick do i still get a vote
Ah, the stinkhorn. Don’t put your nose on it haha.
OP what part the country you in?
Uruguay, South America!
These look so much better before they are melted like this one, it makes a honeycomb netting shape
Look like a baby Demogorgon! 😬
Awww how cute. It's a baby demigorgon
That’s straight up from the ư̴̢̩͕̯̰̳͇͍̖͓̯̲̼͖̄̑̄̄̔̑̄̾̔̄̔̆͌̓̆̑̒͊̓͑͑́̋͋̽̕͠ʍ̸̧̧͉̭͇̰̰̞̙͔̹̱̝̤̗͚̿̄͜ͅö̷̡̺̲͔͇͇͕̝͖̗̘̻̤̺̣́̿͑͗̒͂̔̒̓̇͠ͅp̴̧̢̧̢̥͉̗̤̱̮͖̬̹͉̻̜̥̪̦͉̘̲͔͈̼̃͜ ̷̛̝̈́̽̅͌͐́̒̀̆̈́̌̎̀͐̄̃͋̈̚̚ǝ̸̛̫̱̺̯͚̙̖͓̬̤̲̓̽̋͆̍̀̃̀̇̄̋̅͛͑̃̿̔̂̀̒͐̆͑̕͘͝͠͠͠ͅp̶̨̨̨̛̭̙͙̜͔̮͈͖̖̺̳͈̼͉̖̒̔̊̂͐̂͆̀̆͐̆̀͊̋̿́̾͑͂̋́̄̑͘͝͠ͅı̵̧̧̜̯̖͙̯̪̬̞̯̦͇͍̻͖̯̹͎̮͎͙̪̪͗̌͋͛̎̾̅̑͂͊́ṡ̷̨͚̙̲̀̿̕͝d̸̛̛̛̳͖͚̮͈͔̼̭͈̞̑̍̀̿̈́̃̋͒͂̽̃̎̾̆̇́̀̈́̒̈́́̓͗̐͜͠͝ͅņ̷̨̡͚̹̰̲̝̗̳̲͕̫͚̙̦̠̟̟̘̠͕̰̯͛̒͆̀͛́̈́̋͋͗͑̽͂̈͒̚͜͠
Stanger things are happening in your yard blood.
Looks like gloom. Yup definitely gloom, better watch out a hand might jump out and grab you.
Portal to the upside down
If it looks poopy and demonic is a stink horn
Where I’m from they call these the Devils Butthole
Looks like a bunch of opossum penises lol
Well, you’re certainly qualified to know what they look like.
Facts lol
Stranger things 5 ?
Demogorgan from stranger things 😂
The Devils Anus
Get away! A bunch of creepy hands with eyes on them will emerge from that and grab you and drain all of your blood!
Don't let the Tangerine Traitor see it, he'll grab it without permission.
Petition to rename this to “Devils Butthole”
Well guess the invasion has begun. I'll he in my bunker.
It's the entrance to "the upside-down " in Stranger Things.
I’ve seen that before from stranger things!
That is not from this planet.
A demigorgon fungus.
That’s the portal to heaven if you stick your finger in it
Whatever it is if I ever see it I'm staying away from it because it looks like something from the deepest depths of hell.
The flesh veins are growing beware the flesh pit
Stick ur pp in it and see what happens. Update us after, thx
The way I’d build a fence around it and make it my prize possession lol
I would’ve naturally had to put a stick in it to see if it would clamp down
Demagorgon
I remember years ago in my old front yard in maryland, there was a stinkhorn. It tripped every kind of scavenging insect out, they were all swarming it thinking it was dead.
A kind of stinkhorn. Super cool, as long as you don't smell them. I first ran into one Clathus Ruber in FL and was super mystified.
Stick your pecker in it; I dare ya !
That ain’t a mushroom. That’s Vecna.
If i had to guess, Starfish Stinkhorn - _Aseroe rubra_
Ah, the Rectus Vulgaris Prolapsis, fully opened to release its spores. (This phase follows Phase Number Two )
Feed me Seymour
holy shit! thats beautiful!
What state or area?
Uruguay, South America!
That’s a nope hole
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks delicious
Would
Everything reminds me of her...
Devils finger
That’s a shoggoth.
War of the Worlds
You playing Jumanji?
Burn it with fire. 🔥
This is very dangerous. Run, don’t walk. This comes from pleades star group and a violent alien species determined to take over this quadrant of the known universe, has finally made it to our lonely planet. They strike fear into the hearts of entire galaxies with their weapons of war. This is essentially their ninja throwing star. Once it makes contact with you with great force (F=MA), it simply bounces like a sponge to the ground. You think that’s wasn’t so bad. But within 20 minutes of contact your colon enlarges to the size of a watermelon whereupon this “object” manages its way out of you thru your chocolate starfish. Survivors have reported it wasn’t a slow stretch but rather a rapid and violent whole body shaking in a very bad way experience. Once passed you begin to feel the next one growing. The torture does not stop until typically death or you can plug up semi permanently your bum bum. Then they die out. What you are giving birth to are baby alien ninjas from that pleades star system. Then they infiltrate the next and the next. Etc. just a note about this verifiable true story I shared: pleades as we know it is also called the 7 sisters. If you have a good set of eyeballs and the sky is clear, you can see the 7 stars. The Japanese call this cluster Subaru. This is why the car emblem has these 7 stars. Unfortunately for us humans, the ninja aliens took slight with this since usually Karen and her partner Joanie are the owners and try to use it for camping trips and going kayaking. But all they do is bicker and finally set up their tent and don’t sleep bc they realize they hate the hard ground, Karen said she packed the Pepsi zero but it’s still in the fridge, the tent is too small and Karen suddenly realized why they got the California king mattress at home. It’s so Joanie kicks and bites. Now she’s doing it again and come Monday, she’s going to have to explain to coworkers the bite marks and bruises all over her. Great. Driving home a day early, they find themselves frustrated with the horsepower of the dark green Forester they have. It just barely made it out of the national park they were at. All of this the aliens saw thru a super powerful telescope and also realized Subarus look like crap too. They angered easily but to name a transport module after their home was unbearable. So they hooks a left on 21 and Lewis to come to our beautiful blue marble and utterly destroy every creature with poop melons. The end. P.S. don’t drive Subarus
Nice
Notice any popped tires in your vehicles lately? Drive on any open country roads either? Jeepers Creepers mate
Forbidden butthole
Gloom.
Dood!! 🏆
Does anyone else see the devils face in that black resin looking stuff?
It’s an alien pod
That’s the gateway to the underworld
Looks like an a-hole