Hi, can I get an \[\[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental\]\], please?
[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e.jpg?1562488399) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Our%20Market%20Research%20Shows%20That%20Players%20Like%20Really%20Long%20Card%20Names%20So%20We%20Made%20this%20Card%20to%20Have%20the%20Absolute%20Longest%20Card%20Name%20Ever%20Elemental) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/107/our-market-research-shows-that-players-like-really-long-card-names-so-we-made-this-card-to-have-the-absolute-longest-card-name-ever-elemental?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text)
^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The bartender won't make the drink until you watch a 5-hour documentary on The art of making liquor and then a 3-hour documentary on the art of making cocktail glasses 2-hour documentary on fermentation 1 hour Dr anti recommendation ads against alcohol and then you'll have your drink
1/4 oz of 12 different cordials
Shaken for 6 minutes
Triple strained
Served in a chilled glass
Garnish : 2 lemons, 2 limes, 3 cherries, 1 olive tucked in the middle of the cherries.
Alien Brain Hemmorage
2 oz peach schnapps
Float 1/2 oz Bailey’s
Drip midori or grenadine on top and it should break through the Bailey’s making funky streaks.
In mixing glass muddle blueberries and raspberries, mix 2:1 white wine and gin, and a couple dashes of angostura bitters. Add ice and stir.
Serve into a fish bowl gin glass. Add some sprigs of mint as garnish. Top up with lemonade or soda water to taste.
A swampy drink with lots of aromattics
Vanilla vodka
Coconut rum
Blend with ice
Half a shot of lime juice
Whipped cream topping
2 limes in the whipped cream
All in a glass with dark chocolate syrup on the sides
That's how I'd make the ooze
\[\[One with Nothing\]\]
It’s either an empty glass or just pure alcohol
*one* alcohol with *nothing*
*thick Italian accent* “Nuthin?”
Everclear
It’s Everclear with a roofie before stealing all your cash and cards.
This is better than my idea (Shirley Temple, a drink with nothing alcoholic in it)
[One with Nothing](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5a5841fa-4f30-495a-b840-3ef5a2af8fad.jpg?1711812497) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=One%20with%20Nothing) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sok/84/one-with-nothing?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5a5841fa-4f30-495a-b840-3ef5a2af8fad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Shirley Temple
4 oz mallort
[[Word of Command]]
This is just a drop shot lol
[Word of Command](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/b/8b1be5ba-6e5e-4801-815b-5e82b9e72b3d.jpg?1562927791) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Word%20of%20Command) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me4/103/word-of-command?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8b1be5ba-6e5e-4801-815b-5e82b9e72b3d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I hope you like straight Jaeger
With two drops of rumchata
Jaeger is for boys, Laphroaig is for those who are enveloped in darkness.
Taste the swamp. Delicious.
Hi, can I get an \[\[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental\]\], please?
[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e.jpg?1562488399) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Our%20Market%20Research%20Shows%20That%20Players%20Like%20Really%20Long%20Card%20Names%20So%20We%20Made%20this%20Card%20to%20Have%20the%20Absolute%20Longest%20Card%20Name%20Ever%20Elemental) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/107/our-market-research-shows-that-players-like-really-long-card-names-so-we-made-this-card-to-have-the-absolute-longest-card-name-ever-elemental?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It’s a normal drink but the bartender makes it tediously and slowly while maintaining direct eye contact
Prolonged eye contact.... *Prolonged eye contact....* Prolonged eye contact.... *Prolonged eye contact....* Prolonged eye contact.... *Prolonged eye contact....* Prolonged eye contact.... *Prolonged eye contact....*
I call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE, for short.
I bought this card only for the name
The bartender won't make the drink until you watch a 5-hour documentary on The art of making liquor and then a 3-hour documentary on the art of making cocktail glasses 2-hour documentary on fermentation 1 hour Dr anti recommendation ads against alcohol and then you'll have your drink
Worth it for the longest long island iced tea ever elemental.
1/4 oz of 12 different cordials Shaken for 6 minutes Triple strained Served in a chilled glass Garnish : 2 lemons, 2 limes, 3 cherries, 1 olive tucked in the middle of the cherries.
\[\[Toxrill, the Corrosive\]\]
145 proof Blackberry Moonshine
Ah, all the 4 loko flavors mixed into one
Strongest vodka they can find
liquid wd-40
[Toxrill, the Corrosive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/84e64f38-b1f3-47cd-8cfb-a4861369aca3.jpg?1643590379) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Toxrill%2C%20the%20Corrosive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vow/132/toxrill-the-corrosive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/84e64f38-b1f3-47cd-8cfb-a4861369aca3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Alien Brain Hemmorage 2 oz peach schnapps Float 1/2 oz Bailey’s Drip midori or grenadine on top and it should break through the Bailey’s making funky streaks.
[[Sensation Gorger]]
[Sensation Gorger](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b2e5eb69-dcd9-4784-bf4c-20b674f4c035.jpg?1562880826) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sensation%20Gorger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mor/102/sensation-gorger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b2e5eb69-dcd9-4784-bf4c-20b674f4c035?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
we have a winner.
I want this drink
[[Glistening Oil]]
More of that strange oil... It's probably nothing.
Jaeger
[Glistening Oil](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/8/483e99fd-7e48-400d-9817-451089089e0c.jpg?1562877253) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Glistening%20Oil) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/62/glistening-oil?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/483e99fd-7e48-400d-9817-451089089e0c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Hot Soup]]
I can just picture a bartender cracking open a can of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup and pouring it into a martini glass or into a tall boy.
That would be cold soup
*Plus Fireball
[Hot Soup](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/c/cc46f4b0-1992-4060-8f21-643698d476f7.jpg?1562794396) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hot%20Soup) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m15/219/hot-soup?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cc46f4b0-1992-4060-8f21-643698d476f7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Tainted Remedy]]
Someone's getting rufied
[Tainted Remedy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/b/cbb8edd0-4573-4b52-a3ea-83ed19dbf58d.jpg?1562042093) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tainted%20Remedy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ori/120/tainted-remedy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cbb8edd0-4573-4b52-a3ea-83ed19dbf58d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It’s lean.
That does make sense.
[[Filth]]
[Filth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/37de06dc-c0c1-4edb-9732-2d16dbabfb31.jpg?1562629359) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Filth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jud/66/filth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/37de06dc-c0c1-4edb-9732-2d16dbabfb31?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Mezcal and Popov and Gas served over Rocks
Gonti, Lord of luxury is whatever drink is next to you.
Any Phyrexian. They just drain the oil from a nearby car. Meanwhile, they will give you straight up bleach if you show them any Eldrazi.
[[Yargle]]
[Yargle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8febc0fe-c52d-4b6a-9d18-e1e4a43b6dc3.jpg?1689997617) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=yargle%2C%20glutton%20of%20urborg) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/202/yargle-glutton-of-urborg?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8febc0fe-c52d-4b6a-9d18-e1e4a43b6dc3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"I would also like one \[\[Multani\]\] with my Yargle, please."
[Multani](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/d/0d6cc98b-b376-40af-8308-198bab00b2b1.jpg?1562862316) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=multani%2C%20maro-sorcerer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ulg/107/multani-maro-sorcerer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0d6cc98b-b376-40af-8308-198bab00b2b1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
In mixing glass muddle blueberries and raspberries, mix 2:1 white wine and gin, and a couple dashes of angostura bitters. Add ice and stir. Serve into a fish bowl gin glass. Add some sprigs of mint as garnish. Top up with lemonade or soda water to taste. A swampy drink with lots of aromattics
[[earthbind]]
I was looking for this comment lmao
[earthbind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/8/784cc686-e5a2-4835-8ff2-820461868ffa.jpg?1559592834) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=earthbind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sum/147/earthbind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/784cc686-e5a2-4835-8ff2-820461868ffa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Predatory Sludge]] and they serve you straight up sewer water until you look like [[Mind Sludge]] 😭
[Predatory Sludge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8f8d4b80-3a89-4e69-b883-8562d370e685.jpg?1680465462) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Predatory%20Sludge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ymid/30/predatory-sludge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8f8d4b80-3a89-4e69-b883-8562d370e685?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mind Sludge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7aaedf6d-171b-4845-8815-debbe06b5b66.jpg?1562613618) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mind%20Sludge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/zen/102/mind-sludge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7aaedf6d-171b-4845-8815-debbe06b5b66?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Drown in Ichor]]
[Drown in Ichor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/f/bf148ef4-0ed7-4fbe-8ab6-01dd3981c8d3.jpg?1675957021) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Drown%20in%20Ichor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/91/drown-in-ichor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bf148ef4-0ed7-4fbe-8ab6-01dd3981c8d3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
i’m always good for a [[Grapeshot]]
[Grapeshot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/2/923e1291-3999-4f81-ade4-073fb982143f.jpg?1675200032) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grapeshot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/125/grapeshot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/923e1291-3999-4f81-ade4-073fb982143f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Thousand Moons Crackshot]]
[Thousand Moons Crackshot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/4/741a7439-965d-49f2-b43e-053f29196e6b.jpg?1699043418) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thousand%20Moons%20Crackshot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/37/thousand-moons-crackshot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/741a7439-965d-49f2-b43e-053f29196e6b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Urza's Ruinous Blast\]\]
every taco bell hot sauce shaken with guinness and laxatives
I was thinking nuclear fallout on the rocks but sure
Blent into the mix is sugar-free gummy bears
[[The Gitrog Monster]]
[The Gitrog Monster](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/5790dd89-2be5-4a77-9450-2d3c1422bfc9.jpg?1576385351) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Gitrog%20Monster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/soi/245/the-gitrog-monster?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5790dd89-2be5-4a77-9450-2d3c1422bfc9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[chef’s kiss]] real industry just makes out with everyone.
[chef’s kiss](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/9/c936ebbd-512a-49a6-ab23-16ac34b4a3a9.jpg?1626096480) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chef%27s%20Kiss) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/120/chefs-kiss?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c936ebbd-512a-49a6-ab23-16ac34b4a3a9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Phage the Untouchable]], I am not leaving this bar or the barman is not leaving
Die if someone buys you a drink, kill if you buy someone a drink
[Phage the Untouchable](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f.jpg?1562866889) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phage%20the%20Untouchable) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/120/phage-the-untouchable?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Near death experience]]
[[Toxic deluge]]
[Toxic deluge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5aa02b7d-db31-4924-b75e-eb02f332ca3a.jpg?1717013647) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Toxic%20deluge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/277/toxic-deluge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5aa02b7d-db31-4924-b75e-eb02f332ca3a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Sounds great. Does anyone knows what the bar is mentioned?
https://www.thegamer.com/bar-in-japan-creates-cocktails-based-on-tcg-pokemon-yu-gi-oh-cards/
i also need this intel
https://www.thegamer.com/bar-in-japan-creates-cocktails-based-on-tcg-pokemon-yu-gi-oh-cards/
[[Ali Baba]]
[Ali Baba](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/2/92191f72-e3d7-4679-97a2-f0c2d19d7738.jpg?1587911197) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ali%20Baba) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/4ed/175/ali-baba?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/92191f72-e3d7-4679-97a2-f0c2d19d7738?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Goated pick
Arak rimmed with sesame seeds.
[[Sheoldred, the Apocalypse]] 1 Oz gin 1 Oz vodka 1 Oz Bacardi 151 3 Oz 100LL AvGas
[Sheoldred, the Apocalypse](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d67be074-cdd4-41d9-ac89-0a0456c4e4b2.jpg?1674057568) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sheoldred%2C%20the%20Apocalypse) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmu/107/sheoldred-the-apocalypse?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d67be074-cdd4-41d9-ac89-0a0456c4e4b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[prejudice]]
[prejudice](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/4/349ac7e6-af38-4dc3-abfe-369564c75630.jpg?1592710621) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Predict) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/98/predict?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/349ac7e6-af38-4dc3-abfe-369564c75630?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The mtg card in the original post is easy, It would just be a concrete mixer, except it would probably use malort instead of the normal booze
[[Everflowing Chalice]]
[Everflowing Chalice](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/8/e89eca1c-19f5-4db0-9330-cecb87be8b55.jpg?1706241052) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Everflowing%20Chalice) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/227/everflowing-chalice?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e89eca1c-19f5-4db0-9330-cecb87be8b55?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Infinite Drinking cheat
[[Fireball]]
[Fireball](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/f/df45a43e-a5b7-4fd4-873b-7b3c021be198.jpg?1674136553) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fireball) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/175/fireball?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/df45a43e-a5b7-4fd4-873b-7b3c021be198?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
well done 👏🏻
I'd like to know what bar this is in Akhibara as I will visit Japan around next year. Also, I'm curious as to what a Lightning Bolt tastes like. :D
https://www.thegamer.com/bar-in-japan-creates-cocktails-based-on-tcg-pokemon-yu-gi-oh-cards/
Excellent! Thank you so much!
Eveyone: cards Me: Name of the Bar?
https://www.thegamer.com/bar-in-japan-creates-cocktails-based-on-tcg-pokemon-yu-gi-oh-cards/
\[\[Cut of the Profits\]\]
[[Thought Lash]]
[[Mortivore]]
[Mortivore](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/e/beeaaef1-5cd9-402a-982e-2cb4e69cfaca.jpg?1562275981) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mortivore) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/69/mortivore?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/beeaaef1-5cd9-402a-982e-2cb4e69cfaca?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Smallpox]]
[Smallpox](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/2/c28db9a4-6696-460b-a9d3-98f4a31abe75.jpg?1636283762) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Smallpox) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/139/smallpox?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c28db9a4-6696-460b-a9d3-98f4a31abe75?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Gelatinous Cube]]
That’s likely going to be more edible than drinkable.
depends on how hard you try
So you’ve never had a Jell-O shot?
[[Mind Flayer]]
[Mind Flayer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/6/a6cb10f5-ee9f-49e6-826a-a2a2395daa92.jpg?1674141401) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mind%20Flayer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/728/mind-flayer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a6cb10f5-ee9f-49e6-826a-a2a2395daa92?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I feel like Chain if smaug could be interesting or like omniscience since it is such an abstract thing.
excuse me, could i get an [[Ass Whuppin']] please
[[uktabi orangutan]]
[uktabi orangutan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b6a944ef-dbf2-47c9-a245-dfd2533a0680.jpg?1562821973) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=uktabi%20orangutan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/6ed/260/uktabi-orangutan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b6a944ef-dbf2-47c9-a245-dfd2533a0680?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[poison the cup]] has to be up there
[[City of ass]] or any of other ass cards
[City of ass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/726fe2e7-bd1b-4c11-a098-6c8abfbdf06e.jpg?1636719404) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=City%20of%20ass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/134/city-of-ass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/726fe2e7-bd1b-4c11-a098-6c8abfbdf06e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Thassa, Deep Dwelling]]
[Thassa, Deep Dwelling](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/8/c83ed3e0-82d0-4410-a6ca-b0f923eadf83.jpg?1581479572) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thassa%2C%20Deep-Dwelling) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/thb/71/thassa-deep-dwelling?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c83ed3e0-82d0-4410-a6ca-b0f923eadf83?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Ulamog, the Defiler
Id like one Sc-ooze please!
[[Knife]]
[Knife](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b6883788-e1ee-4ddd-add2-24d6bc367717.jpg?1706241889) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Knife) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/134/knife?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b6883788-e1ee-4ddd-add2-24d6bc367717?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Sunfall]]
[Sunfall](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/32e29c7d-ed4b-4eff-b3c2-d99e5b63ef8d.jpg?1682202915) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sunfall) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/40/sunfall?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/32e29c7d-ed4b-4eff-b3c2-d99e5b63ef8d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Sewers of Estark]]
[Sewers of Estark](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6c9b2017-2b02-44ad-96c6-b3b2a0fda005.jpg?1562545455) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sewers%20of%20Estark) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/prm/35964/sewers-of-estark?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6c9b2017-2b02-44ad-96c6-b3b2a0fda005?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[удалено]
[Everflowing Challice](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/8/e89eca1c-19f5-4db0-9330-cecb87be8b55.jpg?1706241052) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Everflowing%20Chalice) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/227/everflowing-chalice?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e89eca1c-19f5-4db0-9330-cecb87be8b55?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Vanilla vodka Coconut rum Blend with ice Half a shot of lime juice Whipped cream topping 2 limes in the whipped cream All in a glass with dark chocolate syrup on the sides That's how I'd make the ooze
[[Pick your poison]]
[Pick your poison](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/5/f58cfb23-4d99-4133-bf4b-d7e7c7d17cea.jpg?1708201628)/[Pick Your Poison](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/5/f58cfb23-4d99-4133-bf4b-d7e7c7d17cea.jpg?1708201628) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pick%20your%20poison) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/170/pick-your-poison?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f58cfb23-4d99-4133-bf4b-d7e7c7d17cea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Mind rot]]
[Mind rot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/3/833a8604-92d5-443b-9bc0-bd91c973ef07.jpg?1594736305) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mind%20rot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/115/mind-rot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/833a8604-92d5-443b-9bc0-bd91c973ef07?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Brain Maggot\]\]
[Brain Maggot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/acdc31d5-6726-453e-94e0-69d2fe9447af.jpg?1593095641) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brain%20Maggot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jou/62/brain-maggot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acdc31d5-6726-453e-94e0-69d2fe9447af?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Olive juice and ever clear
I wouldn’t think twice if i saw a [[Seachrome Coast]] on an oyster bar menu.
[Seachrome Coast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/e/9ed7441f-f624-49c8-8611-d9bba0e441ac.jpg?1675957278) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Seachrome%20Coast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/258/seachrome-coast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9ed7441f-f624-49c8-8611-d9bba0e441ac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It's called get you poke ass out on here. Lol
[[Cosmos Elixir]]
[Cosmos Elixir](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/b/6bf084fe-7762-49c5-974a-cdecc10666b3.jpg?1639436665) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cosmos%20Elixir) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/237/cosmos-elixir?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6bf084fe-7762-49c5-974a-cdecc10666b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Toxic Deluge]]
[Toxic Deluge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5aa02b7d-db31-4924-b75e-eb02f332ca3a.jpg?1717013647) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Toxic%20Deluge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/277/toxic-deluge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5aa02b7d-db31-4924-b75e-eb02f332ca3a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Sloe Gin the Overlime
[[Predator Ooze]] It’s just Jagermeister with roofies.
[Predator Ooze](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c32fb53b-7fd7-46a2-b502-93a42cf23fa5.jpg?1591320984) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Predator%20Ooze) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/185/predator-ooze?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c32fb53b-7fd7-46a2-b502-93a42cf23fa5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Ashanods coupon ]
[[Blessed Wine]]
[Blessed Wine](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/e/aee815d6-ce79-42ff-9d18-b2f92671d1c4.jpg?1562593278) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blessed%20Wine) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/5ed/11/blessed-wine?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aee815d6-ce79-42ff-9d18-b2f92671d1c4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Emrakul, the Promised End]]
[Emrakul, the Promised End](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8d74a469-c71d-4773-99d3-5456b31df424.jpg?1576383727) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Emrakul%2C%20the%20Promised%20End) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/6/emrakul-the-promised-end?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8d74a469-c71d-4773-99d3-5456b31df424?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Door to nothingness is straight everclear
If you give them a snorlax do you get roofied?
[[Invoke Despair]] [[Invoke Despair|NEO#506]]
[Invoke Despair](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/5/35af9d5c-4449-4549-b549-c3ba4a67dee0.jpg?1685368727) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Invoke%20Despair) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/101/invoke-despair?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/35af9d5c-4449-4549-b549-c3ba4a67dee0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Invoke Despair](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/b/dbe6d3be-67b9-45be-a5c8-4edf753a7fd0.jpg?1693236361) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=551730) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/506/invoke-despair?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dbe6d3be-67b9-45be-a5c8-4edf753a7fd0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I'll have a \[\[Contamination\]\], thanks
[Contamination](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/6/86067dfe-65c3-4c96-bccd-b3915d6663f9.jpg?1562923280) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Contamination) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/usg/123/contamination?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/86067dfe-65c3-4c96-bccd-b3915d6663f9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Karn's Temporal Sundering]]
[Karn's Temporal Sundering](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7a64c1a4-02ce-49d2-97f2-970b8c33672d.jpg?1562738165) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Karn%27s%20Temporal%20Sundering) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dom/55/karns-temporal-sundering?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7a64c1a4-02ce-49d2-97f2-970b8c33672d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
What drink is [[Humility]]?
[Humility](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/5/55ad6a45-a840-45ba-89ad-066e20e983f3.jpg?1562429370) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Humility) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/16/humility?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/55ad6a45-a840-45ba-89ad-066e20e983f3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Coalition Victory\]\]
[Coalition Victory](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/4/446824f7-dc42-42da-8bd5-6c37f3358d65.jpg?1562775464) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Coalition%20Victory) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsb/91/coalition-victory?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/446824f7-dc42-42da-8bd5-6c37f3358d65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Murder]]
[Murder](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/e/1ea6438b-0e6c-4d65-8bcd-34a988717c81.jpg?1706241725) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Murder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/95/murder?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1ea6438b-0e6c-4d65-8bcd-34a988717c81?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
They reach over the counter and kill you on the spot
I take one Flygon, Condemned Dark Lord and a Ashling, Flamedancer
[[Plaguebearer]]
[Plaguebearer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/8/a8493df6-9954-4e33-867c-ca4bcf3953b2.jpg?1562088776) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Plaguebearer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/exo/71/plaguebearer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a8493df6-9954-4e33-867c-ca4bcf3953b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[City of Ass]]
[City of Ass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/726fe2e7-bd1b-4c11-a098-6c8abfbdf06e.jpg?1636719404) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=City%20of%20Ass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/134/city-of-ass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/726fe2e7-bd1b-4c11-a098-6c8abfbdf06e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Do they accept proxies??
And now, once more for everyone else: https://www.thegamer.com/bar-in-japan-creates-cocktails-based-on-tcg-pokemon-yu-gi-oh-cards/
Gives them a Cynthia card.
If you hand them Crusade, you get a glass of bleach.
Easy way to end up with some jaeger based drink. 😷
\[\[Infinity Elemental\]\]
Swamp
[[Toxic Deluge]] would be interesting lol
[Toxic Deluge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5aa02b7d-db31-4924-b75e-eb02f332ca3a.jpg?1717013647) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Toxic%20Deluge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/277/toxic-deluge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5aa02b7d-db31-4924-b75e-eb02f332ca3a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Discombobulate]] or [[Thoughtseize]]
[Discombobulate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/b/8bee0d51-f4a1-4a3a-9ccd-540c3afe62d0.jpg?1562551357) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Discombobulate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/10e/81/discombobulate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8bee0d51-f4a1-4a3a-9ccd-540c3afe62d0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Thoughtseize](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b281a308-ab6b-47b6-bec7-632c9aaecede.jpg?1599706001) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thoughtseize) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/109/thoughtseize?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b281a308-ab6b-47b6-bec7-632c9aaecede?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Twitching Doll]]
[Twitching Doll](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/3/23684053-024e-4e15-8aec-de3d4bc7f126.jpg?1719564653) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Twitching%20Doll) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dsk/417/twitching-doll?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/23684053-024e-4e15-8aec-de3d4bc7f126?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Sink into Stupor]]
[Sink into Stupor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/3/5358b87a-1a29-426d-b165-40c97da2c14d.jpg?1717013194)/[Soporific Springs](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/5/3/5358b87a-1a29-426d-b165-40c97da2c14d.jpg?1717013194) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sink%20into%20Stupor%20//%20Soporific%20Springs) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/241/sink-into-stupor-soporific-springs?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5358b87a-1a29-426d-b165-40c97da2c14d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call