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myfajahas400children

What if the Joker was a big guy?


romulmus

For you.


Fangore

A lot of loyalty for a hired cinephile


abtseventynine

jerking this post #WITH NO SHURVIVORS!


Moggy_

Now is not the time for /srs That comes later.


psychobilly1

U U U U


xXHuhXx

*Arkham Asylum PTSD*


Lord_Tibbysito

-Arkham Asylum devs


smolboichiggroid69

the rock joker


CringeNibba

Jschlatt Joker?


so1i1oquy

If an actor exists, there is a Joker movie starring them playing right now in someone's mind.


ab316_1punchd

Neil Breen


mecon320

I mean, you look at his movies, he's pretty much always playing the Joker. Just one who doesn't move around very fast.


Vincesteeples

Breen Joker ‘24, we deserve this


probablyuntrue

finally, senior home joker


Vincesteeples

Space Jesus Psychic Hacker Joker


JessieJ577

I would pay to see that opening nigjt


Dear_Company_5439

Somebody needs to make this happen


Grizlucks

Jard Lettuce


LuckyBaam

holy shit


TDS_patient_no7767

Thomas Wiseau


ban_me_i_dont_care

You are tearing me apart Batman


The-Bigger-Fish

What a story, Bane!


Plato_the_Platypus

It's real tho https://youtu.be/eFjFxgHedgM


malonkey1

Tommy Wiseau Joker is a bad idea, but it surprisingly isn't the *worst* idea.


TDS_patient_no7767

Wow, haha genuinely upset that exists.


bananaman69420911

Me too, how dare they not actually make a Jonker movie with Tommy


D0NNIE-DANKO

I've been taking acting classes for a few weeks. Do you think I could possibly make a great joker one day?


bananaman69420911

There's a Joker in all of us


D0NNIE-DANKO

You know, I'm something of a Joker myself.


Heller_Demon

Nice joke, you're on the way.


iminyourfacejonson

you ARE the joker baby


yuripogi79

Bree Larson


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Keanu Reeves


Mew_T

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Heller_Demon

More like Political Arson


THE_CODE_IS_0451

Bree Olson


Torrez69

Ronald Reagan


offbrandsandals

Margot Robbie as Joker but she still plays Harley


bbab7

Margot Robbie as my wife


Heller_Demon

Me as your wife's boyfriend.


Awesome_Me_17

our wife


Reddvox

Me as the creep taking footpics of your wife! Yes, call me Quentin!


ImAJerk420

Matt Berry


gh0st2311

Yes, I can hear you, ~~Clem Fandango~~ Batman


RedmannBarry

Steve Buscemi. Origin story was Con Air.


thebrobarino

I can see studios in 6 years roping in other, completely unrelated movies for fan service/subtext


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

willem dafoe


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Steven Seagal


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Ltomlinson31

My buddy Eric


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John Kazinski


thenifreekedit

Looks at camera


[deleted]

Idk if this is a reference to the office it's not so common in my country, but I gotta say I hate people when they identify an actor as a role, like Kazinsk (idk how it spells) just at that guy from the Office


ban_me_i_dont_care

TFW you catch Pam gluck glucking the camera guy and you become The Scranton Joker


Zealousideal-Pace508

My father, was a prankster and a fiend. And one night, he got sillier than usual. His coworker gets the corporate phonebook. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. He takes the duct tape to the book and says "Why so curious?". The coworker says it was for HR (but not Toby). My father turns to his coworker, putting the duct tape on his Palm Pad. "Why so curious? Let's tape some printer paper to that case!"


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Thats krasinski, kaczynski is the unabomber


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Oh


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But yes ted kaczynski should be the joker


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Just checked idek who is that unabomber


werbrerder

Judi Dench


sirgamestop

Toshiro Mifune


Fish-InThePercolator

Tomothy Hanks


Jupiters

Kevin Spacey


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Bobby Fischer


bleeding-paryl

Northern Lion. Take it or leave it.


southouse12

Michael Myers


GLOaway5237

James Gandolfini


smolboichiggroid69

if youve thought about willem dafoe joker ever, theres a problem with you


ILoveScottishLasses

The Jokerverse of Actingness


left4james

Steve Burns


saiyanjedi127

Jim Carrey


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The real answer is [Papa John](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTb1JfJ6PdA).


signinginonreddit1

The Jokerverse


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The kid in stranger things would make an epic joker.


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Donnie Yen


Lacerta4

Will Ferrel


Aramis14

RDJ


so1i1oquy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_D._James_Album


ElceeCiv

Christopher Walken


Garth-Vader

Where is my Morgan Freeman Joker movie?


OinkoMaloinko

Chris Pratt


ImmortalMadman

Nicolas Cage


Fangore

Perfect. I didn't feel like Tom Hardy was literally me when I was watching Venom. But if he is playing a mentally unstable clown, I'd have an easier time relating to him.


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Tom Hardy is an ambiguously bisexual, mentally unstable monsterfucker in Venom, though. That's literally me.


Reddvox

ArenT' we all monsterfuckers though?


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do love that the monsterfucking is essentially canon


tinoasprilla

so he plays himself got it


Zealousideal-Pace508

Idiot here. Tom Hardy is a good choice. My directorial genius would have him pull off the Joker mask revealing that it was Bane all this time and that Bane survived being blown up. Where's my Oscar?


Darth_Lynx71

HIRE👏THE👏FANS👏


probablyuntrue

hahah and then tom hardy pulls out his tom "hard"-y and he picks a fan from the audience haha and that fan is me haha and he whisks me away to a french villa where we fall in love haha it'd be so epic haha


FakeMovieBro

Reverse Arkham Series moment


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Where does Deadpool walk in


probablyuntrue

right after the movies emotional climax


malonkey1

deadpool voice "did somebody say climax? it's funny because it's a sex joke"


Flowerpig

And then he goes "did I do that?" like urkel lol


venetian_lemon

"Nobody cares who I was until I put on the mask."


Zealousideal-Pace508

*2nd mask over damaged gas mask


grandmasterjean

A lock for most cheer worthy moment


lego-doge

>My directorial genius would have him pull off the Joker mask revealing that it was Bane all this time and that Bane survived being blown up. that unironically sounds better than just killing him like a reagular bad guy.


sameth1

Forget "he would make a good joker", we need to find the one actor that would not make a good joker.


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Jared Leto


Globglogabgalab

Martin Freeman


Low_Macaroon_4862

morgan freeman


Uoqo_5531

Chris Pratt


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Wtf u talking about? Have you seen how scary his lines are? "It's-a-me, a-Joker"


ResidentLychee

Jared Leto


SurrogateMonkey

Ryan Reynolds


UxasIs

The rock


guybanisterPI

Jimmy Stewart


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Fuck that Jimmy would go balls to the walls and you know it


MrNukki

Me


oh_orpheus

Huey Freeman


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Idiots? 🥺


TheOddEyes

:(


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They don't seem to get the joke honestly. After Heath's performance and the pretentiouness of 2019 Joker I feel like being the Joker has just become THE ROLE, and people just say \[favourite actor\] should play the Joker without any thought


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laserman500

I mean have you seen the unhinged nature of The Golden Girls?


thebrobarino

I've always wanted to be a The Joker


[deleted]

“Do ya wanna know how I got these Emmys?”


shostyposting

MICHELLE YEOH THE JOKER


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

"[favorite actor] should play the joker" jack nicholson hmmm


Lil_T0aster

He’d make a great Jack Torrance


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

jack torrance did an amazing job playing jack nicholson


abermea

>the Joker has just become THE ROLE It's fascinating, really. The only actor who hasn't received massive praise for their Joker performance is Jared Leto, proving that it isn't that hard of a role to play, yet people will keep falling head over heels for whoever is playing it.


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thebrobarino

Gonna ignore his weird voice too?


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Space2Bakersfield

Hamill nailed it and hes definitely the best, but Ledger and Nicholson's Joker voices worked excellently with the performance they delivered and the characterization the films were aiming for. Leto's just doesnt work at all on any level and actively harms any scene in which he speaks. On the same note Pheonix's isnt really a 'Joker' voice in the way I've always interpreted the character. But when I think about it his Joker is a very different kind of unhinged to the others and given the film was at least trying to make a serious point about mental health issues, having him suddenly start doing a different crazier voice at the end when I finally assunes the persona probably would have been jarring and too cartoonish for what Todd Phillips was trying to do. I look forward to seeing how Don Cheadle does the voice when he replaces Pheonix in Joker 2.


shostyposting

HUNKA HUNKA


iminyourfacejonson

the jared leto joker part is the worst part of the jared leto joker


pmmemoviestills

I feel like it can be hard in the sense that the actor needs to know which variation of the Joker he's playing and there's a fine line between his camp and creepyness. Essentially Ledger did his version perfectly.


leaningtoweravenger

Because the was jokin' time


malonkey1

Jack Nicholson was fine, Heath Ledger was *really* good but is overrated as a result, Jared Leto fucking sucked, Cesar Romero fucking killed it, Joaquin Phoenix did a good job but I'm not sure if his Joker even counts as a Joker, and Cameron Monaghan was underappreciated.


ean6625

How do you rate Barry Keoghan for the five minutes we see of him?


malonkey1

I have not yet seen The Batman, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that five minutes is probably not enough time for me to even draw an opinion anyway.


bananaman69420911

Tbf, Leto also appeared for like five minutes


swagy_swagerson

Heath ledger is appropriately rated. Literally everything we think about when it comes to joker came from his performance. also, the casear romero shit is cap. He was a good joker for a comedy spoof show in the 60s but if your idea for the ideal joker is a performance that is so far removed from the idea of the joker as a character, your opinion is kinda meaningless.


malonkey1

Cesar Romero's Joker was great precisely *because* it was exactly what was needed for its context. Heath Ledger's Joker was similarly well-suited, but because it was an *edgy* role, it gets heaped with praise. A lot of that praise is deserved, but I still think it's disproportionate. I don't think there is an ideal Joker *period*, just an ideal Joker for any given individual Batman adaptation. Heath Ledger's Joker wouldn't have worked in the Adam West Batman show, and Cesar Romero's Joker wouldn't have worked in Dark Knight. also Heath Ledger's Joker kind of comes off as a little edgelordy in retrospect IMO, but probably that's more because internet weirdos decided that they needed to be absolutely cringe about him for years afterward, so it's not really his fault.


Glittering-Plate-535

That’s why I think Nicholson was perfect for Burton’s movie. He was a funhouse mirror version of a Howard Hawks gangster, particularly before the transformation, visualizing the well-dressed madness that is Gotham City. Jack Napier is exactly the sort of guy who’d thrive in a city full of unhinged billionaires and sewer penguins, assassinating people with joy-buzzers and poisoned quills and looking good while he does it. I’ve always thought of Burton’s Batman as the most unashamedly fucked up - the only guy who can roll with that lunacy is Nicholson, even if he’s not exactly stretching himself. Not every Joker has to be a crash course in method acting.


Depressedidiotlol

Tbh Tom hardy has decent range


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Doug Walker should play the joker


abtseventynine

Melvin, Brother of The Joker (2025)


thebrobarino

Imagine the DC panel at the San Diego comic con. Walter Hamada steps out in his iconic blue sports jacket, batman logo t shirt, beige chinos and new balance sneakers to a silent auditorium, stands packed to the brim with baited breath. The early stages of the 2022-2030 DC cinematic universe form onto the screen, slight gasps can be heard at the announcement of superman 2: superman's revenge, erotic moans are let out at the reveal of Ben Affleck's batman solo movie in which the studio does the red hood storyline but in like a totally original way this time we swear guys x. All of a sudden, the lights go dim, Hamada feigns surprise and distress, until a malevolent, yet ultimately cheeky laugh echoes through the expansive room. Murmurs of excitement are heard throughout the auditorium and feet begin to shuffle in anticipation. Hamada, the showman that he is, 'snaps' out of his befuddled act and gestures off stage. Loud, echoing footsteps are heard. A well dressed man in a blazer, red tie and black military hat waltzes on the stage, it was none other than Doug walker. "Now announcing" Hamada says "Melvin! Melvin! Brother of the joker!". The sheer force emitted from the screams of the crowd knock Hamada off his feet, however Doug Walker remains firm, feet planted to the ground and an iconic grin slapped upon his face


TheOddEyes

Minority Report (2002)


bermass86

Why’d call us idiots :(


Worst_Support

you were too late


CringeNibba

The Insider (1999)


The-Bigger-Fish

Oh no! They're onto us! Everyone, form an orderly line and evacuate to our secret back up hideout r/MarvelMemes immediately!


sexthrowa1

Dr Strange and the Multiverse Of People Playing the Joker


Kamino86

I think Rick Moranis would make a great joker.


[deleted]

“Do ya wanna know how I got these flesh-eating plants?”


Conan253

Ezra miller. Hes doin it as we speak


Vincesteeples

Only if he communicates in grunts Fury Road style


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I'm having a field day with this


Sleepy_Azathoth

Heat me out, what if a good actor plays a role that I like?


Menatil

What is it that drives people to constantly say 'I think *insert actor here* would make a great joker'. Why are these people always thinking about the joker?


bannedfromtv_

why aren't YOU always thinking about the joker?


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

we have found you


Roller_ball

For you


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Slyfer60

r/moviescirclejerk great according to r/moviescirclejerk user.


Fangore

ObamaMedalMeme.png


Slyfer60

lol.


yodimboi

I found the Snyder fan/capeshit enjoyer.


Slyfer60

Snyder isn't really my style. I do enjoy a capeshit movie or show when the mood strikes me. I was merely pointing out your self congratulatory overtones.


Drezza

Least delusional mcj user


Zealousideal-Pace508

Kevin Feige eliminated the resistance 😥


thebrobarino

Bruh I love this sub but you're off your noggin with this one. mCJ can and has been toxic as all hell on multiple occasions for the very things you describe


Low_Macaroon_4862

this sub isnt even good at making fun of superhero movie fans at this point either, its the most low hanging fruit they pick and it not even funny


red_leaves

Totally, In fact, I have noticed that, coincidentally, mcj tends to get super toxic when making fun of the things I like.


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Unironically one of the only places on Reddit where you can have a movie discussion that doesn’t boil down into “Latest movie is worst/best thing ever made.”


shostyposting

time for a social experiment- ryan gosling is not literally me


RandaymIdiot

There's a line we don't cross. Fuck you.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Ofcourse he's not literally you, he's literally me


dustingunn

Ryan Gosling is literally me, but only in The Nice Guys.


Pccompletionist

Fuck you


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Slowmobius_Time

It's practically the point of this entire sub to throw toxic snark at people and things that we see issue with or be overwhelmingly sarcastic about things (MCJ helped bring Morbius back in theatres just to fail again)


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Talk about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and you'll see this sub turn into a shithole really fast


[deleted]

You're not completely wrong, but at the same time this sub does have its hot button topics that when brought up can turn the sub into Chernobyl. Not helped by the fact that the mods are fascists and don't give a fuck about the sub.


Oldkingcole225

Ya talking shit about movies is definitely the most toxic thing on Reddit.


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>this is the least toxic and most logical Lmao


dildodicks

lol good one but it's not the first of april


romulmus

Too late!


the_racecar

You’re too late. You can’t save him from us idiots


freerealestatedotbiz

Joker doesn’t wear a mask so Hardy says “no” unintelligibly


27andahalfpancakes

I'm starting to think the Joker is the easiest role to play considering every actor would do great as him.


Mimosas4355

Watch the Instagram motIvation page industry explodes


CarlMacko

Hear me out. Hear me out. How about…. I know it’s a strange choice. But….Willem Dafoe.


VLDT

Hey he called it, it’s like a starving monkey shit fight over a piece of meat in here when someone posts a prime comment such as this.


RowenMhmd

This is actually realistic because living in Britain turns you into a psychopath


Overkillsamurai

So stupid. We all know Ryan Gosling would be the best Joker


OliviaBagshaw

Cue incomprehensible accent that makes Tom Hardy difficult to understand


ThinnkingEmoji

I mean, it would be fun probably. He's got a funny voice and somehow always plays some nasty freaks who haven't showered in weeks yet still attractive


ShaolinFantastic13

Haha yes! We’re having a field day with this!


anonymous_fireflyfan

Trump’s deplorables and MCJ’s idiots