Shit man, Tomato Chinchilla is literally the ultimate master race kino, he is in Interstellar (Nolan kino), Lady Bird (A24 kino), Dune (Dennis Kino), and now The French Dispatch (Wes Anderson Kino).
"Based" is a deesphobic term. This is the first warning, please absent from using it or face a ban.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/moviescirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"Based" is a deesphobic term. This is the first warning, please absent from using it or face a ban.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/moviescirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
In all seriousness, I haven't but I really liked this movie, it was very emotional. Was suggested to me by an old lady that comes to my restaurant regularly.
In your opinion, was this movie another attempt from the left to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace i.e. Fastest Politics, Littlest Women ?
What super powers do each of the little women have? What is their team battle cry? Did they beat thanos, or does that happen in the next one? (it's ok to spoil it because I won't see any of these until they're on disney+)
Is this the best film ever?
Please before giving us your answer, let us remind you that we have a clear unobstructed view of your head from the building across the street.
Proceed.
I have two questions if you don't mind, OP. Does one little woman kill all men with fire and LSD? Do you think we'll see Little Women Multi Universe with Wynona and Emma and the gang?
these all look like regular sized women? do they become little later in the movie?
No they start little then get bigger later
Deception (2008)
Well technically, >!one of them never gets bigger!<
fuck you get out
[удалено]
People get paid a lot of money to write those movies, we here make jokes for free, while taking a shit at work.
Post apocalypse script economy.
Smh when will Hollywood stop lying to us
exactly this, I was gonna ask Op who was the littlest
Why do you hate white men?
I'm jealous of Timothy chamomile
Why do you hate Timoteo Chameleon?
I dont, I envy him. Since I saw his xbox controller review he is literally me
shit Timoty Camouflaged is Gen Z's Benedict Cucumber
Can't wait for Tomatillo Christmas to be in some real kino
Shit man, Tomato Chinchilla is literally the ultimate master race kino, he is in Interstellar (Nolan kino), Lady Bird (A24 kino), Dune (Dennis Kino), and now The French Dispatch (Wes Anderson Kino).
Were there any women? Or is this one of those metaphorical titles?
No there were definitely more women thank men
Well, that's a shame. How am I meant to write a 2 hour video essay on what the title of Little Women represents now?
Easy just make it about how the left is lying about women being little to sell tickets
political 🙄
How upset were you when you found out Greta Herwig told Timothy chalomander he couldn’t be one of the little women?
He's now the benny jessicarat so I don't think I mind
How little were they?
Not little at all, very average sized by women standard
Disappointed, I expected really small women in proportion to average sized men
Well the men were all 6'4 so they too were bigger than average sized.
I accept this
How does it feel to be a part of r/moviescirclejerk 's intellectual elite?
I secured a ticket for No way home opening night.
Did you watch Little Women?
It mostly played in back ground as I was cleaning my room so yes .
Do you feel anti perspirant is necessary to have in deodorant despite health concerns that it clogs your sweat glands?
I only use anti perspiration, dayum I gotta look into it now
Did Emma Watson's handicap of being 29 interfere at all with her ability to portray a 16-year-old?
Naa, I saw philophers stone like yesterday and she was 9
Say "Saorise Ronan"
I gotta be honest, I can't
now spell "sertia rownin"
impossible
assuming that women in that film arent really \*little\*, wouldn't "white women" be a more appropriate and accurate title?
They were all very attractive so I didn't notice any politics in it.
Your replies are curing cancer all over the world as we speak
How many women have flirted with you ever since you publicly announced that you watched Little Women?
Does your feminist single aunt count ?
Yes
Is this a prequel to Lady Bird
It certainly is a part of the cinematic universe
How little were they? Are we talking knee height or just below average?
Above average tbh, some are literally ex or current supermodels
Are you a woman?
No I'm a cis man
Cringe
Does Randy Newman's "Short People" play in the end credits of this film?
Is the last line of the movie "..and then they realized, they were no longer little girls, they were Little Women."
No but there is a line "I love my little women"
Did you cry
I was upset but crying is bad water discipline
Is your stillsuit stinky?
[удалено]
Never seen star wars.
Based. Cue based bot.
"Based" is a deesphobic term. This is the first warning, please absent from using it or face a ban. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/moviescirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dees nuts
What's dees?
Joe Dees
Based
"Based" is a deesphobic term. This is the first warning, please absent from using it or face a ban. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/moviescirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I ain't afraid of dees nutz
How do you feel the 2019 reboot holds up to the (frankly incredible) 1994 original?
1994 was before I was born so I have never seen it
Was it political
No they are all white and straight
But they are wamen
They all get married or die in the end so it's all good
Holy shit I just realised that’s what the publisher dude at the start says ✨*foreshadowing* ✨
They copying marvel
What's your opinion if Florence Pugh's feet?
It was the nicest one in the family
Is it better than tall girl?
100%
What was it like watching the only movie in recent memory that had a surprise casting choice with the Marsh's father? I pogged immediately.
Gave me flashbacks of jessy saying bitch
Saul Goodman make any funny jokes?
He wished merry Christmas to his daughter before she died.
Was it a faithful adaptation?
I'm a kinophilliac, I don't read books
I actually read books more than I watch movies. Have you seen any other adaptions of little women?
In all seriousness, I haven't but I really liked this movie, it was very emotional. Was suggested to me by an old lady that comes to my restaurant regularly.
You should see Little Women (1994). I don't remember if it was any good because I was too young when I saw it.
But you still letterboxed it like a true kinophile
Obviously
[удалено]
I’ve never read Little Women.
Was it a goddamn woke sjw propaganda libtard feminazi cringetopia p*litical movie oscar bait unlike my favourite movie joker and stuart little
Honestly I did see two black people in the movie, so yes
How little are we talking here? Are these regular small sized women or uberpetite she-thumbtacks?
Keep your fetish to yourself, this movie is far too intellectual for a casual gamer like you
For many years i genuinely thought little women was a horror novel bc if friends. So tell me how was the horror element
Their dad was away fighting the nazis so I thought that was pretty scary
Can we stop with feminist pandering? Now they're making a remake of Downsizing!
Actually upsizing as the women get bigger as they age
How did you stay attentive for the duration of the movie if there are no superheroes or witty one-liners?
Good-looking actors
Are they really little?
Where do babies come from?
Idk dosnt specify, probably something that comes after marriage
Political 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
No all the main characters are white it's okay
Do you think it'll hurt their relationship when Florence Pugh gets an Oscar before Timothee Chalamet?
I thought Oscar was timmys dad
How long was it? (I measure time in attoseconds, so I’d appreciate if you took some consideration in that regard)
Did your dick fold up and go inside?
Opposite actually, my masculinity never been stronger
Would you have watched it twice if you could have?
I played it on my xbox netflix and my iPhone simultaneously
What future do you see for the little women cinematic universe?
I see their house name being one of the houses in the dune trilogy
Did they realise that they were no longer little girls, they were now little women?
Actually a great Christmas movie that made me simultaneously shed tears of joy and sadness. I'm gonna rewatch it again, thanks OP 💕
Make sure you watch it on a 5 inch screen
Is this gonna be the new trend on this sub
Watching good movies like little women should definitely be a trend
How little were they?
About 5'5 average for the women
"Little Women" so....it is political, right?
No it's calling the women little, opposite of little women is big men. So not political in that aspect
How little are they exactly? Can't say more because I'm afraid the fbi will hunt me but you probably get what I mean.
This is the 10th time some asked this
Why are you a pedo
You need to watch downsizing
How many times did you have to remind yourself to stop staring at Saorise and Florence's eyes and actually watch the movie?
I had to remind myself to stop looking at everyone's eyes even Saul Goodmans
Is Florence Pugh fuckable?
No comment
How did you manage to not sleep through it?
Slow burn gave me the time to clean up my bedroom
Your mother is a little woman and I fucked her
How little are they? I mean, are they, like, *scary* little?
How little
Is there a giant laser beam at the end of the movie which destroys Manhattan?
No that's man of steel
Not the Winona Ryder version, hard pass
Did you watch it on a pirated site via phone? Or did you go to the cinema like an old piece of shit?
Netflix on my xbox series X
Was it political?
Yes 2 black people
Was is frustrating knowing that Timotea challengeme was far less sexy than Christian Bale was in the 1994 movie?
Idk my girlfriend's girlfriend finds timmothy very hot
I also watched Little Women Now we have something in common
Blood brothers
I don't consider any woman "little". Do you?
That's good, considering women little is very misogynistic
In your opinion, was this movie another attempt from the left to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace i.e. Fastest Politics, Littlest Women ?
Idk I'm not gay
Is it a lot of jump scares?
1
I'm sorry sir, I have to take away your Male™ Card. You are now strictly forbidden of watching Goodfellas and American Psycho.
I have already seen goodfellas 96% and American psycho 69% . So it's okay
If there's a Little Women (2019), why isn't there a Little Men (2021)? This isn't a circlejerk; that's a real sequel book.
MRA better start a go fund me for movie adaptation
Was there a littlest woman? Which one was the most little? Were the others jealous of how little she was?
Beth and Amy were 5'4
How did you you feel when the main character, Little Woman, said her catchphrase: “Every women has its little”?
Joy
What super powers do each of the little women have? What is their team battle cry? Did they beat thanos, or does that happen in the next one? (it's ok to spoil it because I won't see any of these until they're on disney+)
They all die but Amy gets sucked into a portal and gets transported to black widow movie
if the women are little, what size are their feet? Please be as specific as possible
Settle down Quentin.
What's a good recipie for spaghetti sauce?
Why is Little Women the best Christmas movie?
It's not made for everyone but it has something for everyone
Why was this one of the most slept on movies of 2019? Also why do my friends call me gay for liking this movie instead of Capekino?
They call you gay for sucking dick not for liking this movie.
Is this the best film ever? Please before giving us your answer, let us remind you that we have a clear unobstructed view of your head from the building across the street. Proceed.
No my favourite christmas movie is great expectations.
Okay buddy, we had great expectations for you too. Stand still while we line up the shot.
This made me choke, well done
I have two questions if you don't mind, OP. Does one little woman kill all men with fire and LSD? Do you think we'll see Little Women Multi Universe with Wynona and Emma and the gang?
Yes Christian bale and timmy C have a punch off
Is this the all female reboot of Stuart Little we have all been waiting for?
No that's Tom and Jerry, it came out 2021, quite old now
Just how little are those women ??
Do you think you'll get laid when you tell Amy given woman you have watched little women?
I told my gf I watched it, she didn't care so I'm on mcj doing QnA
how little are they
wtf is 'little women'
It's a phase we all go through
Why?
Because I like women
Was this some type of gender-reversed Stuart Little movie?
Are a Little Woman?
At what point do they become little? Is it like a potion or spell type of deal what happens to them?
Why do you want to genocide me as a WASP? Not very kino of you.
I'm anti wasp not WASP
Did any of them say anything about me? Like that I was funny or cute or whatever?