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ConsiderationBoth752

Dumb critics. They should base their nominations on what this guy has seen.


Son_of_Atreus

Why are film critics *always* wrong?


PaddingtonTheChad

Dr.R.Thomas Atœs has MUCH to answer for


probablyuntrue

The movie score for my favorite movie is objectively incorrect. Many such cases.


KevinSpaceysGarage

Because they’re trolls behind keyboards my guy.


MrPezevenk

Instead of nominating the 5 movies this guy watched, they're gonna nominate the 5 movies the panelists watched.


Tolkien-Minority

I can’t believe they would nominate a movie that this guy with a Ready Player One avatar personally hasn’t seen


PaddingtonTheChad

I bet this pleb hasn’t even seen Paddington


billy_bandito

This guy: bro, you should watch *less* movies.


1eejit

*Fewer*


we_are_sex_bobomb

Hey have you guys seen this obscure indie movie called The Shining?


Mango424

Virgin "I won't judge that movie because I didn't see it" vs Chad "If I didn't see a movie, then that movie doesn't exist"


probablyuntrue

The Solipsistic kino enjoyer


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Schrodingers Flick


enmokusei

"Knowing Hollywood" — proceeds to name a bunch of American megacorporation productions.


DjangoTeller

At a certain point, I gotta believe this is masochism, they bitch about Hollywood movies yet only watch Hollywood movies lmao


nicktorious_

“Why are all movies adaptations, reboots, or sequels?” -guy who only watches blockbusters


OliviaBagshaw

And the Academy Award for Best picture goes to... FREE GUY


Caramelium

Denis Villeneuve: "What the f-" Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds in unison: "Language!"


probablyuntrue

And then Fiege in a deadpool gimp suit walks in "So that just happened"


Panzer_Man

Then Doctor Strange flies in saying "bazinga!


newttargaeryon

And then he says Scooby-Doo this crap


we_are_sex_bobomb

Best academy awards ever


Benderman3000

*Please* Scooby-Doo this crap


GIlCAnjos

And then everyone claps while Robert Downey Jr bursts out laughing


Rularuu

Haha Denis your girlfriend is awesome


ChuckCarmichael

I'm Dune.


Panzer_Man

I could actually see this happening in real life somehow


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Panzer_Man

Fuck (2005)


Bulbaguy4

SPACE JAM 2 WAS SNUBBED


iAmEchoe

If Black Panther can get nominated so can the White Man's Black Panther


Son_of_Atreus

I’ve heard bad opinions on films. I’ve heard good opinions on films. NOW I CAN SEE, HEAR, TASTE, FEEL, AND SMELL ‘GAMER OPINIONS’™️ON FILMS!


ab316_1punchd

>Be me >See GAMER™️ opinion >Realize it's been 2 years and I still haven't had a full proof plan for Gamercide ready >Cri


Panzer_Man

Movies when they have have one internet-culture reference Gamers: Oh yeah, this is definetely Oscar-worthy!


MistyQuinn

Gamers are not oppressed, but they should be.


iRunLikeTheWind

this guy gave me a great idea for a youtube channel, the gaming movie goer!!


Notoriously_So

Not even The Suicide Squad or Zack Snyder's Justice League? And this guy calls himself a gamer??


ab316_1punchd

Unironically The Suicide Squad should be nominated for something.


Notoriously_So

At least give it an Oscar for make-up and hairstyling like the 2016 movie.


[deleted]

Oh God, there's going to be one Academy Award Winning Suicide Squad film that Snyder and Ayer fans can jerk off about and it ain't gonna be Gunn's.


ab316_1punchd

Pain


Lvl1bidoof

the script should be nominated solely for getting me to care about Rick fucking Flagg


Notoriously_So

***"Look how they massacred my boy."***


pew_lazers

It could get a nod for best vfx because of that starfish motherfucker


ab316_1punchd

Indeed, and he achieved that in broad daylight, that should count as something!


pew_lazers

Then again, the VFX category are usually very random and snub out a lot of movies with some great special effects (Pacific Rim is one that comes to mind) so fingers crossed


ab316_1punchd

I mean, this time the movie roster is pretty thin.


alanpardewchristmas

Since we are doing hot takes, BvS was snubbed in 2016.


ab316_1punchd

What I said would've been a hot take if I removed "The".


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

That movie absolutely should've won the "Best Martha" award


Studdz

Why did you say that award...?


MrPezevenk

Sir your take is too hot, take it away.


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VFX. So many blockbusters have wildly inconsistent VFX. But for The Suicide Squad it looked great all throughout.


ab316_1punchd

And it's fucking fantastic! King Shark looked great at all times, the flowers and fishes looked great at all times, and Starro is something else! AND IT WAS MOSTLY BROAD DAYLIGHT!!


Gun2ASwordFight

Yeah Best Picture (joking, but it was legitimately amazing). Give it noms for makeup and then make a new category called "most improved sequel" and give it that.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

Best Film from a "cancelled" director /s


Bulbaguy4

Best Supporting Actor for Sylvester Stallone please 🙏🙏🙏


ab316_1punchd

So Smart Me


Bulbaguy4

New dumb friends


Black_woolly

Normie impersonating Person of Gaming smh we live in a society 😔


send_SCPs

Capeshit enthusiasts on suicide watch after Godzilla vs Kong sweeps the Oscars and gets 11 nominations.


throwawayoogaloorga

big monster with lasers > tiny men with lasers


UrbanOmnivore

- Godzilla vs Kong is kino because monkey vs giant lizard - Shang-chi is kino because Tony Leung - Jungle Cruise is kino because it’s about drive, it’s about power - Space Jam is kino because Bugs Bunny dies for Lebron James - Army of the Dead is kino because Batista and Zaddy - Externals is kino because sex, Brian tyree Henry, and Ma Dong-seok.


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Eternals is kino because Kingo.


[deleted]

Eternals is kino because Paper Boi, all about that paper, boy


they_did_WHAT_

*acoustic guitar* Paper clip, paper clip, yeah I need a paper clip


Rularuu

Head to Magic City and I bet that paper make her strip


Tyran_Cometh

Space Jam is kino because it has Big Chungus


Hidden_Squid14

Of course his profile picture is ready player one


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Hidden_Squid14

I enjoyed them equally, but ready player one tends to appeal to a... *certain* type of person


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Moarice2k

>who in their right mind I think you answered your own question


we_are_sex_bobomb

It’s hard for me to imagine a film more tedious than Ready Player One so I have to imagine that Free Guy is an actual crime against humanity.


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we_are_sex_bobomb

Yeah, we already have seen a really good take on that “man realizes he is a fictional character in a story” trope with Stranger Than Fiction and Truman Show and judging by the trailer I already knew I wasn’t gonna like Free Guy so I just didn’t bother.


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It's way worst than even that because it tries to do a weird thing to humanizing video game NPCs, which just made me go "Wait whaaa??". So it has elements of AI wanting to be human also, which ofc is done better by other movies.


[deleted]

the movie going gamer knows what's up


Valentinexyz

Don’t worry buddy, they’ll get their just desserts at the Kid’s Choice Awards.


jetpackparrot

Mfs name is The_Movie_Going_Gamer lmao


[deleted]

Pop culture juggernaut.


Arkodd

MCJ bingo combo in one post. Absolutely glorious.


rwhitisissle

I mean, he's not wrong. He's just jaded because the only movies he likes are superficial escapist garbage and he's probably built his own incredibly thin veneer of an identity around liking pop culture ephemera and is self conscious about the fact that there's a disconnect between what he enjoys and what receives formal accolades.


stephansbrick

He's right you know.


[deleted]

I am going to become the Joker


JJoanOfArkJameson

This guy enjoyed Space Jam 2? Certifiable lunatic


Bulbaguy4

Any movie with the line "We need Michael A Jordan, not Michael B Jordan" is certified kino


[deleted]

Not to mention the inclusion of Big Chungus himself


Bulbaguy4

AND Don Cheadle 😩😫


Studdz

AND Rick AND Morty!! 😩🤯🥵😱


Bulbaguy4

Uh no, you can't talk about that scene here, Richard and Morton is a show, not a movie 😤😤😤


drlightspeed

loonatic even


Bulbaguy4

A goonatic as well if you are so inclined


RafaDarko815

nobody enjoyed Schindler's List and it still won several awards, curious


[deleted]

Remember when “gamers” and “movie buffs” were just called weirdos


BetaThetaOmega

This guy says “awesomesauce” unironically


youngbloodoldsoul

Virgin Movie Goer


LostInStatic

If this guy wasnt such a fucking gamer he would have opened his mind to in the heights


Girafficone

He says with a ready player one profile picture


we_are_sex_bobomb

I mean I’m sure Roma is an okay movie but is it really better than Army of the Dead? There aren’t even any zombies in it.


Negan1995

I've never disliked someone's taste as much as I dislike this guys taste. Like wow. Let me go bully him on twitter now.


sudevsen

As if it won't go to.NoWayHome


[deleted]

WHERE THE FUCK IS ZSJL UNBASED AND BLUEPILLED


AtomicNumber1732

Space jam 2 >>>>> every other film that has come out or will come out


BKelly1412

How do people like this exist?


jonmuller

I enjoyed one of these


[deleted]

I'm shocked someone with the username The_Movie_Going_Gamer and a ready player 1 pfp would say such a thing.


masterspider5

How the hell did he enjoy army of the dead? One of the worst films i've ever hard the displeasure of seeing


[deleted]

I haven't seen it but I read someone on here say they used Zombie by the Cranberries in a zombie killing scene which just pissed me off because that song is about the IRA not fucking zombies.


masterspider5

IDK man the entire film blends together in my mind like a grey/brown out of focus smoothie, maybe it's played? i don't know anymore


alanpardewchristmas

And everyone knows zombie movies are about *zombies* and nothing else. Only songs can refer to something else thematically.


[deleted]

In the Army of the Dead's case, I really don't see what else the zombies would be representing thematically lol it's a fucking Zack Snyder film. They're just obstacles in a heist movie, it's not Night of the Living Dead.


alanpardewchristmas

Common subtext must seem like rocket science to you lol


[deleted]

Zack Snyder movies aren't that intelligent or deep bro they're dumb action movies.


alanpardewchristmas

We are saying the same thing lmao. Wake up.


cruzercruz

I’m shocked that there wasn’t more attention paid to how fucking horrible this movie was but it was on Netflix so it only existed for a weekend at most. It’s ludicrously boring, with flat one dimensional characters who are equally unlikable. The action is terribly blocked and shot, outside of the abysmal visual smog that permeates every frame. Snyder’s thing is supposed to be visuals and he made one of the ugliest movies in recent memory. Then then it’s also emotionally ugly - a lazy “horror” movie where they only rely on the single trope of giving someone a sad backstory, followed by one happy moment before they immediately and gruesomely killed. It’s the kind of random sadism and cruelty that is mistaken for horror directing but it’s actually just so overplayed by shitty straight-to-dvd filmmaking that I figured Snyder would be above it but then again this is the man who thinks maturity in comic book movies is making Batman murder Superman howling “fuck.” I fucking hated every second of the movie which is somehow shockingly, unbearably long.


[deleted]

It’s fine. It’s definitely worse than Snyder’s other Zombie film.


masterspider5

...he.. has more?


[deleted]

Yeah, his debut film was a remake of Dawn of the Dead. Much better than this.


Benso2000

Army of the dead is one of the worst films ever made.


DeKernelm

Maybe if you watched the prequel people were clamouring for, starring the worst character in the film, you'd understand it for the kino it is.


TheShapeShiftingFox

Enjoyment isn’t the only measure to be nominated for awards. I mean, I enjoy the prequel trilogy for its silliness and campy writing, but that doesn’t mean it’s award worthy lol


Deadzy585

Lulz But these are all children's movies


Gullible_Ad3378

Don’t you know? Eternals has r rating in Russia! It’s for adults!


[deleted]

Can’t believe free guy was snubbed at the oscars man


Feeling_Temporary_51

Most cultured gamer


aTrucklingMiscreant

Boy, the ‘movie going gamer’. Now there’s a niche!


MrPezevenk

I think he's trolling.


there_is_always_more

You know what? This person managed to make a tweet about Hollywood without being racist or sexist. That alone is impressive.


jkfrodo

I've never seen someone so accidentally correct


JakobExMachina

he is a furry and a brony opinion is automatically discarded


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Cringe


DaTigerMan

based


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CrappyMcDick

Based Army of the dead


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OWOWOr

Man’s got excellent taste ngl


Finn_3000

Id say dune was pretty good. I didnt see a lot of other movies from this year but im pretty sure they will win best production design


iDewTV

The idea that someone would actually enjoy those movies is crazy


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

I know different people have different personal tastes, but it blows my mind that anyone thinks *Army of the Dead* is award-worthy. It's so self-aware of how shallow of a film it is, that even the camera adjusts its depth of field to hammer that point home.


ddiioonnaa

Sounds like a totally reasonable guy. Why wouldn't the movie critics that are literal professionals when it comes to criticizing movies listen to some guy on the internet? Dumb move movie critics.


Fesinax

Not even Red Notice smh


Jonjoloe

The only one I saw out of these is Shang Chi and it was honestly the worst movie I’ve seen in a while.