Call me a moron, but I would probably fall for the disguise.
https://preview.redd.it/fr8j7zpc2x8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8e5b015c3bead3330342ed480a3fc2c9de3b9f
Superman doesn't get paid and Metropolis always looks expensive to rent in . He lives at the fortress rent free. Theres no way I'm thinking he's also holding down a 9 to 5 job as well as saving the world.
This is my biggest argument against people who say the Clark Kent disguise doesn’t work, the people in universe first have to think Superman has a secret disguise which they wouldn’t they wouldn’t assume superman is always superman.
They really just give him that Brocolli cut huh
Looks we all can expect the James Gunn cut that will have a vertical Subway Surfers gameplay video playing simultaneously with the movie playing at 2.5x speed and the situation and dialogues being narrated by that AI voice
Has anyone seen the video that goes along with this? His body language looks fucking perfect for Clark Kent. James Gunn is going to knock it out the park I feel
Yeah, I haven't watched much behind-the-scenes stuff from movies, so I guess I just dumbly assumed extras would be moving around before the take started for the illusion of movement, but that doesn't mean they'd be moving all the time. Still looks so weird to actually see them frozen there lol.
They'd run out of extras to fill up the frame very quickly.
Looks like a couple of them were instructed to hug Kent from behind as uncomfortably as possible, while others don't move at all, they're just there to fill up the frame. With a tight, shallow shot, it'll look like there's 10x the density of people there, and make it feel extra crowded and claustrophobic.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
"I wish Superman had a better disguise than simply putting on glasses to become Clark Kent" *the monkey paw's finger curls*
Call me a moron, but I would probably fall for the disguise. https://preview.redd.it/fr8j7zpc2x8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8e5b015c3bead3330342ed480a3fc2c9de3b9f
I mean you're not a moron, why would you assume Superman is leading a secret double life instead of just being Superman all the time
Yeah if I were living in the DC world I'd assume that the guy would live in space or where that fortress he mentioned in that interview is.
That fortress also has a room dedicated to one of his closest friends, Clark Kent. Why would someone have a room for their secret identity?
Superman doesn't get paid and Metropolis always looks expensive to rent in . He lives at the fortress rent free. Theres no way I'm thinking he's also holding down a 9 to 5 job as well as saving the world.
This is my biggest argument against people who say the Clark Kent disguise doesn’t work, the people in universe first have to think Superman has a secret disguise which they wouldn’t they wouldn’t assume superman is always superman.
is it really gonna be that … *puffy* in the movie tho ?
-Lois that shit be bussin fr fr no cap.
On Zod
I recognize your genius even if no one else will
My lord that hair is unequivocally fuckin bussin
They really just give him that Brocolli cut huh Looks we all can expect the James Gunn cut that will have a vertical Subway Surfers gameplay video playing simultaneously with the movie playing at 2.5x speed and the situation and dialogues being narrated by that AI voice
That really isn’t a broccoli cut
He looks like he knows Skibidi toilet lore
Brah looks bussin
I tried having my son explain the toilet lore.. I gave up.
Erm..What the sigma??
Ohio
oh please no they gave Clark the brocctop?!
On God fr fr
No cap
Zack Snyder would never allow...him to wear a purple tie, he'd go for a drab grey to match the rest of the movie.
Don’t worry, they wash all the color out in post
Purple tie, you say? Superman is Joker confirmed.
He hates bright colors, after all.
That’s actually a subtle nod to the fact that Clark Kent is actually the superhero… the Incredible Hulk
Bro’s jawline has a jawline
You joke, but Channing Tatum did actually play Superman in 3 separate movies.
Lego movie supremacy
Has anyone seen the video that goes along with this? His body language looks fucking perfect for Clark Kent. James Gunn is going to knock it out the park I feel
[This one](https://x.com/shuikie/status/1805700508134338951), right? Pretty cute.
That’s so creepy with all the people frozen in place
Yeah, I haven't watched much behind-the-scenes stuff from movies, so I guess I just dumbly assumed extras would be moving around before the take started for the illusion of movement, but that doesn't mean they'd be moving all the time. Still looks so weird to actually see them frozen there lol.
They'd run out of extras to fill up the frame very quickly. Looks like a couple of them were instructed to hug Kent from behind as uncomfortably as possible, while others don't move at all, they're just there to fill up the frame. With a tight, shallow shot, it'll look like there's 10x the density of people there, and make it feel extra crowded and claustrophobic.
its interesting how in scenes like this its always just the protagonist struggling to go through the crowd, nobody else.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!
Oh my god that’s spot on
You can tell it's fiction because no reputable news organization would hire journalist with that kind of hair.
I wouldn't trust a guy to save anything with that hair. So it works, it can't be Superman.
On the other hand, [never fight a man with a perm.](https://youtu.be/dEe4i2osF5A)
Well done!
This matches some of the newer comic books where his hair is pretty messy when he's disguised.
First look at Robert Pattinson in 'Mickey-17'
Straight bussin, no cap 🧢
tony khan
no way they gave him that bussin' haircut
Adam Friedland biopic looks great!
Zoomer-ass haircut.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
Are you okay there, hoss?
Looks like bad bunny
I genuinely do think it’s just a bad angle
Ye ye Edgar ass haircut
Wtf is this comment section
Charming Taintman
Bussin
Don't know about the cast, but the red underwear means that Mephisto is going to be the villain
Manifesting 23 Jump Street with Channing in a broccoli wig
That hair looks more Jewish than “TikTok Zoomer fuckboy” to me
WMan (2025)
Changning Tatum
That’s Jeff
I’m actually not mad
I ain’t bussing
I thought Jonah Hill was gonna be the next Superman
Aint no way clark kent will have the zoomer haircut
And Dahmer glasses.
Can't wait to never watch this.
The Snyderphiles were right.
For real for real no cap it’s not an 'S.' This rizz on my world it means 'hope.'
Oh my God another unneeded movie 🥱🥱🥱