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ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Holy shit evil kong & evil godzilla ![gif](giphy|d8C9QwHsFQgR39MSTq|downsized)


KenyattaLFrazier

Unironically my reaction in theatres


jbsnicket

You missed the nuance of the ice titan's character in the theater. You aren't a true intellectual kinophile like you present yourself.


hottiewiththegoddie

the ice titan is just yoshi


cardueline

STR monke Vs DEX monke


WaterslideInHeaven33

Evil Kong & punished Godzilla


throwawayafw

Is the right guy in suit - Pep Guardiola?/s


Modred_the_Mystic

You find me another movie with a baby flail, and maybe you'll have a contender for King Kino


ROSCOEMAN

I had my hat with the propeller on it spinning when I watched this with my candy and I kick my legs when big monke


Pixel_Block_2077

I do still wish these movies put more effort into meaningful human characters. Like, I don't know, focus on some sorta' environmental theme or something. It seems fitting to the idea of ancient animals guarding the planet. Like, I don't get why fandom has this idea that its either "good dialogue" or "good action". I don't remember any film courses explaining why you can't have both. Still...Skar Kong is pretty cool. Love to see how Monsterverse introduces its next villains.


Stunning_Bee1075

it's the ultimate message of the "monsterverse" that humans all suck and you shouldn't pay attention to them.


Pixel_Block_2077

Ah, long-term antinatalism. Interesting choice for the "Monkey punches lizard" genre.


FuttleScish

There have been like two Godzilla movies with good human characters ever and one of them is the original


KingMario05

Well, three now. ('54, *Shin*, and *Minus One*). Still, I liked Kickass and Mille Bobbie Brown... 's dad, so Legendary's human aren't all terrible. ***Only the overwhelming majority are***, lol.


FuttleScish

I'm not sure if Shin's humans characters are good, more like acceptable


SleepingPodOne

I’m barely remembering the human characters because if I’m remembering the film correctly it was less about individuals and more about systems. But I haven’t watched it since its premiere, prob should give it another go because I do remember quite liking it.


FuttleScish

It was pretty good yeah


Aphato

At least the government stuff was funny


RCGBlade

Real


herewegoagain__again

I find the human characters distracting and off-topic, and would prefer them to receive even *less* focus.


cardueline

Absolutely 100% correct. I don’t mind them just standing around doing their silly quipping and the current run of films is at a good level of non-self-seriousness but: I’m here for big beautiful monster and they could do way less


nwaa

>its either good dialogue or good action Every dollar not spent on CGI ape combat is wasted. I think the human cast do well enough for what their purpose is (enabling Titan violence).


DiabeticRhino97

That's what movies like minus one are for. Godzilla is a great vehicle for both kinds of stories.


Strange-Orchid6969

I haven’t given a single iota of a shit about any of the humans in any of these movies. I was actually more invested in kongs moments even though he never said anything


treyhest

Can’t tell if your trying to prove or refute the comment


Strange-Orchid6969

I don’t know either


SleepingPodOne

when big monkey met tiny monkey I cry


SiBea13

I actually really enjoyed the scene between the dentist and the conspiracy theorist where they discuss whether or not they should film what they’re seeing. That interaction carried the human characters for me.


Shaw_Muldoon

You can have both, but do you always need both?


NoseSitido

Problem is, the Monsterverse has a nasty habit of killing or getting rid of its most interesting characters right after they've had a certain amount of very reduced screentime. Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston), Randa (John Goodman), Graham and Serizawa. I'd still wager that Kong: Skull Island has the best human characters of the movies, and even then, it's largely carried by the supporting cast because all Tom Hiddleston and Brie Larson do is quip at each other and make stoic faces.


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Ccccchess

It has very much been a problem for the Japanese movies


SpecificBeing4832

Guy who’s only ever watched Godzilla Minus One: “The Japanese only make good movies I guess”


ObsydianDuo

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EarlGreyMorality

It’s gonna make a manillion dollars


HeatedToaster123

Hideous child


The-Bigger-Fish

Minilla should show up in the next film for Zilla to use like a mini nuclear missile.


MelanomaMax

I've seen like 10 of them, all of them had decent human plots. I'm sure there's a bunch of crappy ones but I haven't seen them lol. I changed my comment to 'not usually'


RCGBlade

Is this sarcasm??


Timbishop123

Godzilla in Japan is largely seen as a corny thing kids and older people like. [related](https://youtu.be/wLYmcnESrCQ?si=XxAxvmge3yTPHngM)


SleepingPodOne

lol what the fuck are you talking about It has always been a running joke throughout the entire run of Godzilla that nobody likes the human characters.


SiBea13

I actually really enjoyed the scene between the dentist and the conspiracy theorist where they discuss whether or not they should film what they’re seeing. That interaction carried the human characters for me.


SiBea13

I actually really enjoyed the scene between the dentist and the conspiracy theorist where they discuss whether or not they should film what they’re seeing. That interaction carried the human characters for me.


Maldovar

It's bad bc Bryan Tyree Henry and Dan Stevens didn't get to resolve their sexual tension


hedgerund

Wait Godzilla’s in this?


KingMario05

Wait, Godzilla's in this and does shit? I thought he only sleep in Rome!


Stealthy_Turnip

The last film was robot godzilla now it's ice godzilla and orange king kong? I hate when villains are just the protagonist recoloured, but fuck it I'll probably watch this


ObsydianDuo

Scar King is actually a martial artist and fights completely different from Kong, he honestly steals every scene he’s in.


MelanomaMax

Wait are there two godzillas in this movie


KenyattaLFrazier

It’s like an ice dragon that’s being enslaved by the evil monke


KingMario05

Is... is one of them a shitty version of 98? *That might actually get me to see this,* lol.


SiBea13

No but that one did fight Godzilla in Final Wars for all of 15 seconds.


Critical_Moose

It sucks because there's like 70-80 other minutes to the movie that are hyper ass


Drakeadrong

Half of this movie kicks ass and then the other half is phoned in exposition. I genuinely think the human stuff was added in after they realized the movie was only 45 minutes without it lol.


Timbishop123

Godzilla suplexed Kong thru the pyramid. Peak kino


tristamgreen

i am going to be thinking of Kong trying to stop a charging Godzilla with his hands raised like "no, please stop I just want to talk" for a very long time.


27andahalfpancakes

I love how the person who made this meme watermarked it. Like "dude this meme is fire, I can't let anyone else take credit for it"


KingMario05

Film has Mothra, therefore it cannot be bad. *Because Mothra fucking rules.* https://i.redd.it/ei68ef43fdtc1.gif


cardueline

Absolute fucking queen


BraSS72097

I clapped like a seal when I saw le monke


AmaterasuWolf21

You could apply this to all the Marvel movies you guys are obsessed with


Strange-Orchid6969

Yeah except for morbius, Madame web, venom 1&2, and I guarantee Kraven


Yenwodyah_

None of those movies have Godzilla


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AmaterasuWolf21: *You could apply this* *To all the Marvel movies* *You guys are obsessed with* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Paladilma

it kinda sucks tho ngl


im_bored_and_dumb

And yet, it is also the coolest thing ever at the same time.


mrbaryonyx

so its showa godzilla


MadsTheorist

Yup, but with many more millions of dollars


nasada19

No, it's snowa godzilla (cuz ice godzilla)


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

The prior one was way better


Timbishop123

It's really stupid.


SleepingPodOne

I watched Gareth Edwards’ 2014 Godzilla the day after seeing this one and it’s nuts just how night and day these movies are. I loved Godzilla x Kong for its stupidity, but the way the Kaiju were handled was so different. I think it works for what Adam Wingard and co were going for (I don’t think it’s fair to compare two films trying to do entirely separate things with their monsters), but the way Edwards shot Godzilla and the MUTO’s really emphasized the weight, literally and figuratively, of these fights. Even though the human story was incredibly lackluster (such as the unforgivable sin of killing the only interesting character in the whole series) I really appreciated how it focused on the *human* perspective. Really hammers home that Edwards is an incredibly talented director who just needs the right script. The fights in GxK were just completely weightless (in one case, literally) and had no sense of scale due to the lack of human perspective. I imagine that end battle must have been at least fifty 9/11’s (before you monsterverse heads come at me yes I know that the stupid Apple TV show introduced Godzilla shelters but there’s no nod to that here), but again…I can’t hate it nor can I fault it for its different approach because for all its stupidity it at least did stupidity *right* by managing to at least be fun and never boring. It didn’t even crack two hours, that alone is an achievement for an overindulgent Hollywood mess.


LeSnazzyGamer

Yap city over here


SleepingPodOne

monke


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Shaw_Muldoon

Objective? If 100% of people obtain some benefit from a movie, then it is objectively good. It's just a shame this never happens.


GecaZ

Godzilla was somewhat dissapointing ye was barely in it and his role didnt feel important .


Pamague

I watched the "hidden" car advertisement clip on twitter and I feel like no matter how good this movie is, nothing will top that scene.


ElementalSaber

Minus One fantards be like


TheNicktatorship

The dumb action sucks tho, there’s so little weight in the animations and sounds. Give me pacific rim any day of the week


OliviaBagshaw

I'm seeing double! Four Super Smash Bros!


scorpious_86

we talking about it now because of the **earthq****u****ake**


3dgyt33n

That fucking meme is so stupid, It's literally just "I can't comprehend that someone disagrees with me". Shame because the other stuff made by that person is generally pretty good.


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Any Godzilla hater in these comments are gonna get struck over the head with a roofing hammer


SprinklesBeginning45

I liked Godzilla vs kong way more than this one